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Just thinking about this yesterdsy

This one is deep

AyoSammyTunDe:
WHERE IS OUR PRESIDENT

Been to London

hopefulLandlord:
my body doesn't have tongues though, you must be special

You don't need to have tongues for you body to feel, you have your skin already.. You must be in traffic or working night shift.

hopefulLandlord:
you eat exercises? how does it taste?

Perfect brother, only your body could feel the taste...

Eat 1 egg per day, for adults you can avoid d intake of yolk but d egg white is good.
Encourage your exercise routine.. Accelerate your heart every morning atleast 3 times a week.. This will increase better flow of Blood to/fro d heart

Here is d logic,
Early in d morning when you start your car, you leave it warming for a while, accelerate two to three times before moving out. Same logic is applicable to the body.. Infact you will even have enough oxygen in your blood and your heart would be glad.

oviejnr:
150k Geology

Buhahahahah
Group abi individual?
Plus geology of Nigeria baa?
Like 90 joor

Happy birthday mahn.. Eremy

Stevebrown:
Abi! Expecting u soon.

You work in ISON?

AnonyNymous:
Just an update guys, I decided to subscribe to the 3 hours plan and so far I've downloaded about 12GB of content, I guess that's better. 3 hours @ N1000 of unlimited data. . .

Oh yah, only on time bundles you can get unlimited data without a data cap. Enjoy bro...
Were you downloading movies or applications...

Stevebrown:
Lol Ur mentality sha

Abi nah. Atleaat I will know I have someone to run to once I have issues with ma line..
Or prolly if I have information...

Since your current city is ibadan, could be ISON though.

Testifier No. 1

Stevebrown:
Balance cant be checked and u can only subscribe for d plan once/day. I advice u sub for 1.5GB instead.

Airtel agent.... Mmmmh..
Smart Trybe 2.0 right?
Because that one #200 for 1.5gb

The baby has a mission in life...
We all have missions..
Long life baby....
I pray that woman won't suffer for her actions.

Refiner Oyah comman see your people

Twaci:
last month picture though

Cc: Refiner

That innocent face
Awesome!!!!

Aderola15:
You just wanto disgrace sumbori this evening ehn Ada

BTW, you're beautiful.

Honestly...

refiner:
Cc berlynn
Aderola15
Zarzar
Twaci
Coman share urs oo...

Add Debbie too
She saved my life on this forum

It's because you're beautiful with nice lips, white eye balls and phalanges you know..

Where the ladies now

This heat can make you "malthink"

nifemi25:
To my own point of view. I believe once your sperm is capable of impregnating the problem of miscarriage isn't from your side.i guess the problem is from the female part . thou am still waiting for the doctors in the house to explain more about this to us.

Seconded

Just wait...

Josephine will comman drop a youtube link to that video
I bet she's looking for that vid on youtube..



You need to start doing something and stop waiting for the perfect moment, that moment might come but might be in a flash.
START NOW....
God bless Nigeria

sseunth:
It happened two years ago.

I was doing my IT in a pure water factory. The factory also has a petrol station. So both the petrol station and the factory are using one big generator.

So one day, we were working, there was water on the floor as usual. So PHCN took the light and we switched to generator. All i could remember was that the machine held my hand, i was shouting and to free myself was like fighting world war III. Later i found myself inside pool of water on the floor.

We were later told that one petrol pump at the petrol station was faulty and the thing was returning light to the earth. So the earth transferred light to the machines we were using.

I couldnt use my right hand and right leg for two weeks. Till now, i dont go near anything that can shock me.

It is not something i want to experience again

Dehm...

Justicealh3:
Na ogogoro she drink...

You know all this small small pickin play nah.

Bro, e no easy

9 years old, the electrician told me not to touch that exact red wire as he left searching for a black tape, then I was like "what will happen"
The rest was history.. He knew something was wrong when "me " the stubborn child seems so gentle all through his stay.

15years,
I went to my uncles place and brought out this pressing iron packed in a box not to be used.. I pluggd this iron and used my hand as a thermometer to feel how hot the element was... Jesus.. It was as if the earth stood still. I saw my self on the bed gentle..

Some years back..
I was trying to fix a faulty extension box. Truth be told, that thing deceived me as it worked before the power went off, the power was restored and I tried it again but hell No, I opened it up and notice the wires I joined had loosen up. Forgetting there was a current innit, I used my hand to join the wires without switching it off from the source.. I saw my self in the mid air and half of my body landed on the bed while the rest On the ground.. Yes I was gentle through out the day.

All black ladies ain't Nigerians!!! Biko.

Lai Lai.. Unless she doesn't know who did initially.

MEGGATRON:
bros my pastor dey nairaland I no fit dey use "all mouth talk"

Lmoa

oviejnr:
Hahaha, who be oh??

DVS, biker, what else do you need.. I knew that handle couldn't be someone else. Oviejnr....

oviejnr:
Yes oh, we did it!!! My Chelsea paddies no gree pick my call

GGMU

Jaido

As a wife? or GF?

Then i'm too busy to give you money....

ehn ehnnnn


Iffa woooz you