₦airaland Forum

Jesus Christ is an Ibo Man.

Welcome to today's service... our specimen for today is a donkey,
Pastor: who's donkey? church?

After being a worker for 7 years and yet no one is pricing your goods....
please mention one person who spends Nigeria's 1 naira note who's yet to marry

I don't know the expression on the woman's face though....
but yet they must release our goat by fire by force.. we must break loose

This is serious...........
when you keep having people chasing you with machete in your dreams

Aaargh!! The Devil's Hunter (Blindseer)... yet in a cool and serene environment

You need attend this program when all of your friends aint in village anymore but in the city.
you must leave village by force by fire

When you realize your spouse seems not to be ready for marriage...

I need ask a question, if eventually this is a ministry, i mean a church ministry, some body please answer, what is Viagra powering here not to talk of St-Remy. This happens when most of the ministers are working in the said companies.

Oh yah, its Friday huhn , so let’s be on a lighter mode, you know, have you ever been to or in an environment where you see churches sign posts and themes for various programs and you be like, “OMG” , I am a Christian and am not against Christianity but this is just funny and way out of ordinary all in the name of getting attention ,
P.S This is not to criticize or castigate any of this churches. God help us all, now let’s ride .

MrDude:
Huge number of Peruvian that actually turn up to welcome TB Joshua in Peru was epic, I mean no celebrity nor sport men can pull such crowd, NEVER. True man of God, no doubt.

Unfortunately a true prophet like TB Joshua is never always accepted in is home land.

Luke 4:24 said it all

"NIGERIA’S HAIRIEST WOMAN, QUEEN OKAFOR SHARES INTERESTING NEW SELFIES"

Really? Interesting? Okay oh.

Wow... Thank God for street..
But boss,
Please can I have a note of the unchanged bills? Just one Biko...

Some people will just decide they wanna die without positive impact....
Lesson for the remaining ones..


God bless Nigerian Army.....

Mmmmmmh.. just imagine!!!!

Look at him like that "dude in singlet"that killed his busines partner in Delta.
Wondering what explanation he's going to give now though. Yuck!!!!

Boss.... In case you're reading this. You will need to be careful when it comes to the stage where you're wife is talking about your "will and Inheritance"

My advice:
You will need to be patient to open your wife's eyes. One thing wifes' won't take is you rejecting foods they cooked. Develop this attitude with out telling her. When she notice, tell her your mind that you stand on your words about the current situation of things.
If you're a Christian and not a church goer like me, talk to your pastor.


Dehm!!! You can't even watch football...
Mind you, sir don't let her influence your wife knowing she her self is divorced. Kindly be wise.

mmmmmh what can i say, at least there should be medium where government can pay for this animals, that would encourage people to..... you know what i mean...

95%
No more No less.

CCSNL (Customer Contact Solution Nigeria Limited) not CSSNL

Boko haram!!!! Boko haram!!! How many times did i call you??

Nigeria is no place to call home again oh..
God bless the Military.

And this...

Now this is what i call "emotional scam"
Despite knowing this might be the end game, he's still trying to play smart prolly he can be pitied. bloody Nitwit
My friend, if you're reading this, get your self prepared for the worst....
Next knock you hear on your door might be a bye bye to freedom.
Obtaining under false pretense is punishable in court of law mehn.

ODE OSHI!!!!

It's easy. Just delete the Facebook app and NL app you have on your phone and go manual (www. Blah blah blah . Com)
Switch off all alert tone for your whatsapp and other chatting application.. Trust me it works real good for me.
And one more thing:::
Go get a job.

iyke926:
This is saddening. Chai! And its geology...interesting course but expensive (Field trips, compass). You want to commit suicide and u still about to roll in ?? what will happen when those sadistic geology lecturers starts attacking you like hungry white sharks ? U will turn to a suicide bomber . Mehn, suicide is not an option...you just gotta have hope...faith.



God will send a good helper..people to aid you.

Now I know fully well yah a geologist... Buy can we talk about that?

speciallymade:
As some people has rightly pointed out

Jamb.. I passed jamb

Post jamb.. I didn't do bad either

University.... They redirected me from engineering to earth Science

People.... A street brother advised me to take up the new course because it's a good and lucrative course in a developing country like Nigeria coupled with the fact I didn't want to write jamb for the second time and honestly I'm enjoying it, can't think of doing anything else again

Now this is my story and very inspiring, but Can we talk about this please? Am at a cross road here.

Seems no one is talking about the Airtel 2G unlimited data for 500

Mmmh mmmh
Mind of a great marketer...
That's her selling point though.

ndaman25:
happen to be in ur shoe also..NAf NPF Police even Npower can't complete my Reg

its just a tide, and we wil survive through this. We kant just be tired now.
The best is coming boss. So keep the light burning.

keniolawumi56:
My brother same here ooo, the company have been working with for close 2 years downsized last month and I was one of the victims. I so depended on NAF but the break my heart with that long leg list released. But God hold my life man.

NO SLACKING BOSS. The best is coming. Until then; we survive.

keniolawumi56:
If they like they increase to 10,000 per year. I have not recovered from not enlisted for the DSSC pls.

So pathetic honestly...
First was NAF,
Then NPF,
Now EFCC....
I can't cry Walai.

blackbartee:
This name thing its like they usually use it to buy time, they can ask up to three or four times, its annoying to me tho

yet best u can do is snap your fingers furiously or shower your two palms and five fingers on your computer screen. Its fun at times though.