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Culture / Re: Hilarious "ISHAN" Adage And Their Meanings by tbanger(m): 10:46pm On Aug 27, 2015
Esan by blood. Ewohimi to be precise. I give first right of preference to any Esan person and I don't care if anyone calls me a bigot. After all, we are chronically minority even in Edo state grin. You're all my blood. God bless you OP et al wink

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by tbanger(m): 11:55pm On Apr 03, 2015
The kind of hope you people have in this Buhari I dey fear o. Manage your expections, Buhari isn't the Messiah. He's not JESUS.

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Politics / Re: Audio Of President Jonathan Calling Buhari To Congratulate (listen) by tbanger(m): 6:02pm On Apr 02, 2015
Gh0stFreak:









look at these hate-filled mofos,does it hurt you guys that the world now recognize pres jonathan as a hero?
why are you guys so bitter and frustrated?

here, take a chilled bottle of this to end your frustrations




I honestly don't understand why they hate Jonathan so so much. Gosh!!!
Politics / Re: Audio Of President Jonathan Calling Buhari To Congratulate (listen) by tbanger(m): 5:58pm On Apr 02, 2015
People who are mocking Jonathan because of this audio conversation can go ahead. But they should ask themselves this question, had Buhari called Jonathan in 2011, would people have died then? Well, you can troll and curse and say anything, it's okay and fine. We now have a reference for conduct of future post-elections. It's then, we will understand.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by tbanger(m): 5:04pm On Mar 31, 2015
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by tbanger(m): 7:37am On Mar 31, 2015
Of course you are correct. The result of this election has everything to do with this election. If Buhari wins, which is likely, bye bye to this recruitment. NNPC is the most important national corporation in Nigeria. That's usually the first place of interest. All activities are first suspended. The impact of the coming tsunami will be massive. Change agents will be coming with so much vengeance. This is 'oyel money'

The result of this election would have everything to do with this recruitment. Well as i see things, Buhari is winning, therefore, i don't expect any mail as regards the recruitment anytime soon. Not trying to be pessimistic, just being realistic.

This is my personal opinion. Please no quarrels or abuses.

Cheers. [/quote]
Phones / Re: Smartphone Thieves Will Hate This New Android 5.1 Update. by tbanger(m): 1:18pm On Mar 15, 2015
henribj:


beautiful
i have been looking for phone manufacturers to include this protection update on their devices for so long
this is good news
but wait o... thieves will instead of selling the phone, ask you to pay a ransom for it
aby who wan lose im contacts?
People now store their contacts on Google. All my contacts are backed on my gmail account so no worries about phone theft. This new feature just killed everything.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by tbanger(m): 4:57pm On Mar 02, 2015
Brother,

Please can you give the breakdown of the NNPC pay package. It'll do a lot of good in decision making. Thanks!
AbuG:


Guy lemme tell you wah
This nnpc GT job is worth
Morethan 6M total
Package including upfront
And allowances
I can make the breakdown
Available if needed.
Plus the job security attached!!
See what I mean
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by tbanger(m): 4:14pm On Feb 23, 2015
samsown:
Hi guys, just noticed the problem with the NNPC website...luckily for me, I saved all NNPC subsidiary pages as pdf immediately I got the sms...can send you the pages on each subsidiary.
If you're interested, drop your email address.
Good luck!
.
Please send to theoseles@yahoo.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by tbanger(m): 4:09pm On Feb 22, 2015
special1Z:


Now think guys, do u fold ur arms and see how things unfold or u will take action. When i talked abt the text not reaching guys after they and sent it on 18th, many got religious with the topic, some lashed out. that was not the reason i dropped the info and its not the reason i am dropping this. Reminds me of a particular exercise back then, when guys knew they were not treated fairly, they reacted and got what they wanted. Think, what do companies especially known companies hate the most?
look i have said enough, you guys are intelligent ppl, fill in the gap.

Be plain and stop this pieces of information. If Philips consulting sends an SMS and tells me to wait for an email, why will they not send it? Except perhaps you are saying they want to manipulate the process. It's Nigeria, anything can happen!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by tbanger(m): 1:37pm On Feb 21, 2015
Hello Kingsley,

Kindly send the pdf material to theoseles@yahoo.com.

Thanking you in advance.

kingslly:
Got it,thnx!
Autos / Re: 2009 Honda Crv Tokunbo For Sale Super Clean And Fresh by tbanger(m): 9:26am On Jan 24, 2015
I'm interested. How much
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Total Nigeria Is Recruiting Massively!!! by tbanger(m): 8:59am On Jan 07, 2015
[b]I just checked the position (Telecoms engineer) I applied for on Total careers website and was shocked to find out that it has been filled but my application still says under examination. People should check by clicking on the position they applied for in their total account to be sure if it has already been filled. I thank God even though I was not even called for the test. Better days ahead!!! cry embarassed sad [/b]
Phones / Re: Calabar Becomes Nigeria’s First Digital City by tbanger(m): 8:44am On Jan 07, 2015
The way some people reason sha, may be it's background. Some are castigating this laudable project. I see this as a powerful opportunity. Lagos too is doing theirs. The opportunities abound. Players and people with brilliant ideas will create huge markets on how to take advantage of this immense opportunity. The funny thing is some foreign tech companies are seeing this and thinking of how to take maximum opprotunity of this. Yet, when they come we will still be the one to scream they are ripping us off. Think People Think Fam.[i][/i]
Politics / Re: The Many Lies Of Buhari And APC Supporters by tbanger(m): 11:55pm On Dec 20, 2014
@OP: Thanks for this insightful information. Just empirical facts and u don give these APC cockroaches high bp. Please can u come up with an article I'll pay for the publication on the national dailies.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Total Nigeria Is Recruiting Massively!!! by tbanger(m): 7:21pm On Sep 27, 2014
lagbaja3: Hello Guys!!

I just got aptitude test invite for experienced position in 2 weeks time.

Anyone else?

Hi bro, congrats. What position did u apply for?
Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Most Attractive Politicians In The World 2014(pic). by tbanger(m): 12:02pm On Sep 01, 2014
Artistree:
Donald Duke gives me the jitters, that guy is an epitome of beauty!

Ma'am, you need to see him in person...Lol, met him some years back, you will be literally held spell bound. His wife is very beautiful, but he is still a thoudsand times finer...Now, imagine that.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Total Nigeria Is Recruiting Massively!!! by tbanger(m): 11:35am On Aug 19, 2014
kropelgrada:
It depends on the position you applied for...Words out is that the graduate drilling cadet position (hnd) and the marketing and sales (ond) would be writing the test almost at the same period.So expect them to start sending out invitation soon.That mail you received is an auto response mail which was sent out to you to acknowledge that they have received your application.

Hello,
I applied for the Telecoms Engineer position. Do you know if test will be conducted or interview straight? Also, if test, what kinda test? SHL?

Thank you.
Politics / Re: Ibaka Seaport In Akwa Ibom To Start Operations In 2015 by tbanger(m): 1:27pm On Aug 14, 2013
pazienza: This Ibaka sea port holds the key that will unlock the potentials of Aba as a great Industrial and commercial centre capable of giving any other rival city a run for it's money. We must make sure that this port doesn't get compromised or made to play second fiddle to the port at lagos by the federal government, this is why we must ensure that GEJ stays in Aso rock beyond may 2015.


To keep APC( Hausa and yoruba alliance) off Aso rock,till atleast 2019,is a task that must be done.

God bless you for this!

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Politics / Re: Soyinka On Patience Jonathan & Link With Amaechi by tbanger(m): 10:03am On Jul 22, 2013
black_beau: I used to respect this man a lot but fight with patience is really bringing him 'low' in my estimation. Fighting with a street tout makes you a street tout. Exchanging words with Madam Patience makes you equal to her

All I'm saying my dear. I don't have any iota of respect for him again. He has allowed himself to be used by politicians. Strangely, this same politicians will still use it against him. Only time will tell.

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Politics / Re: Soyinka On Patience Jonathan & Link With Amaechi by tbanger(m): 9:51am On Jul 22, 2013
KwoiZabo: There are thousand and one yoruba women that are fatter than PEJ so Soyinka means they are all Shepopo... What a rubbish from a so called intellectual no wonder the book of job says wisdom does not come with age (Job 32:9 - great men are not always wise; neither do the aged understand judgement). cry neither sides (pro & anti Amaechi) is fighting for good governance they are only fighting for their political future and Soyinka is taking sides. Its quite unfortunate.

The bible is always right my brother. His mental growth is similar to " the curious case of Benjamin Button"
Politics / Re: Presidency Warns Against Another Civil War by tbanger(m): 5:05pm On Jul 17, 2013
prodam: As much as we want a change, positive one to be precise, a revolution or going to war is not the solution.

However, there can be a revolution in our thinking, we can have an overhaul in the way we look at issues, we could have an improvement in our ideologies as citizens of the country. The bitter truth is that the leadership system and all that is happening within is a reflection of the society.

Today, most youths are in disarray, they are not motivated, they lack proper up bringing and are always after enriching their pockets either by hook or by crook. Will a revolution or war change that?
Will a revolution replace our brains?
Our leaders are endorsed and elected by a majority, who forms that majority?? You and I. Who forms a rented crowd? You and I. Who forms thugs and political watchdog. Nigerians of course, with we youths constituting a large part. Until when we have a majority thinking in the right direction, we will still be swimming in the quagmire of problems.

Yes, the government have failed us, yes our education system is bad, yes, we have no good health care.but the question is; Do all these start today? At most times, we have honored past leaders claiming despite their ineptitude, they still performed more than present leaders.

Another point to keep our eyes away from a revolution at the moment is a lesson from the military era, when the civilians were in power, we complained, when the military came in, we complained on same issues centering on our basic amenities and dividends of being a citizen.

Finally, just like I have always said, its hightime we youths prove our dexterity to the people of Nigeria by putting up good attitude in our various disciplines. This will inform them of our competence in handling public offices.

It's not really difficult to know people of your caliber. You are well groomed about leadership in general. I wish other young people have your type of reasoning. Perhaps, the change we are all graving might just be around the corner. God bless you.
Politics / Re: Obahiagbon To Patience - "Wole Is Far From The Problem, Your English Is" by tbanger(m): 1:29pm On Jul 15, 2013
frankyychiji: I have aired my views abt d aged pal's display of elderly rascality on different fora online! The man is in d rebbelious opposition. His son is a commissioner in ogun state! Amaechi is his broda in d brotherhood! Therefore d guy has licence to a diaorhea mouth! He is obviously cowed by d strength of d tomboy Dame! Problem is d Dame is more influential and popular than any of his wives and concubines grammar or no grammar. The places d tomboy queen will enter today can never be accessed by d goatie! He knows dis and refuses to deal wt it! Abeg bro, liv mata. By d way hw did u know dt that little immoral tin was a c*nt?

Lmao, ur comment cracked me up. Same thing we were saying in a gathering yesterday. Soyinka might the king in the literary world but in politics Patience Jonathan will take him to the cleaners. No be mouth!
Politics / Re: Obahiagbon To Patience - "Wole Is Far From The Problem, Your English Is" by tbanger(m): 1:10pm On Jul 15, 2013
folabim: Am very happy with the responses am getting from the right thinking nairalanders, am highly elated. Except for some fools who cannot think like a normal humanbeing, they have their brains in their shoes just like Mama PEJ and the dunderhead man called Jonah. I will continue to say this, that woman is letdown and a disgrace to womanhood and this nation.

Shame on the breasts that gave you suck for this comment.
Politics / Re: 24hrs Light In Ibadan, How Is Electricity In Your Area? by tbanger(m): 2:42pm On Jul 11, 2013
22 Hours of light in my area in Lagos. Strange thing is even when there is rain, they still leave the light. Great improvement I must say.
Politics / Re: Pictures Of The Newly Constructed Benin-ore-shagamu Road by tbanger(m): 11:19am On Jul 05, 2013
hardbody:

You are both a cheat and a massive liar. In the past one month i have been to the east twice and on both occasions i drove. This past weekend, specifically on Saturday i left Lagos just before environmental started en route Benin for a colleague's father's burial rites, i also drove through this road. This is the true state of the road as at last weekend, stop peddling lies. It is so disgusting when adults tell white lies, yhuck. Infact, if i had a passenger with me in the car, i would have recorded the road, it is a beauty to drive through now.There were only two diversions and none lasted for more than 5 minutes. For the records, i was doing 160-180km/hr on that road.

Thank you for setting the records staright unlike some mofos here who keep lieing and deceiving themselves...God bless
Politics / Re: Pictures Of The Newly Constructed Benin-ore-shagamu Road by tbanger(m): 11:11am On Jul 05, 2013
musiwa29: ,

that picture was taken around 2007 or so.. it online since 2007 or 2008... so dont deceive people.

You are a liar....I passed there just last month and the pictures are real. Your hatred for GEJ has blinded you. Stop the hate today grin
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya To Yvonne Nelson - I Lost Your Medicine by tbanger(m): 1:55pm On Jun 29, 2013
pweetiedee: iyanya is an immature bastard!!!

He is not only immature, he is also an id*ot. Money miss road. Na the fame dey shack am......Person wey almost don disappear from the music scene. Na even the girl I blame!!! Mshewww!

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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Daughter Officially Installed As Traders’ Leader By The Oba Of Lagos by tbanger(m): 12:28pm On Jun 28, 2013
Desola:

Emi CEO fun ra mi.

O baje gan o. Next time, you append CEO before Village tyrant, so gbo.

'obvious' ni were fe so to ni 'envious'.

Clearly you have not been schooled in the art of constructing grammatically correct sentences and accurate spelling of words.

mumu.

Madam run along.....even your people weep for you.
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Daughter Officially Installed As Traders’ Leader By The Oba Of Lagos by tbanger(m): 11:59am On Jun 28, 2013
Akanbi_edu: Nothing wrong here.

I don't know why Desola is so worked up.

Don't mind the woman. It's obvious she has never been schooled on intellectual dialogue. Always behaving like a village tyrant.

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