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Business / Re: FG Takes Ownership Of Funds In Bank Accounts Not Linked To BVNs by tbanj07(m): 12:56pm On Oct 22, 2017
Dead people don't complain...that's the only time I will not be able to claim anything

somehow:
Then don't complain if no one comes forward to claim the money when you die na. Govt will claim all unclaimed monies instead of leaving it to the banks to enjoy alone.
Religion / Re: Archaeologists Find Gates Of Hell In Saudi Arabia by tbanj07(m): 8:29am On Oct 22, 2017
Oseeyyy!!! Oluaye true religion (I no talk jeans ooo)...but wait, would any of you guys have believed in Heaven or Hell if they had not introduced Islam or Christianity and all men dey worship wetin dey dem forefathers dey do?


Originakalokalo:


That's just an expression for what they found.


It is going to be a very useful discovery,


But it is not the gate of hell.

Hell is a place for the spirits.

It cannot be. "discovered"
Business / Re: FG Takes Ownership Of Funds In Bank Accounts Not Linked To BVNs by tbanj07(m): 8:25am On Oct 22, 2017
Why should i let close family be aware of how many accounts I've got or where I bank at...is it their business or mine

free2ryhme:
No responsible person who worked so hard for his or her money will leave even 50k to a bank even Dangote no go leave him penny. So this is a welcome idea for a nation so fantastically corrupt. Only a greedy rich man or woman who died suddenly without disclosing such account to any close family may be just be the only funds that might not come from corruption. Anyone trying to avoid BVN is a criminal.
Computers / Re: 5 Reasons Why You Must Backup Your Computer by tbanj07(m): 6:58am On Oct 21, 2017
Aye ooo
Celebrities / Re: Ugochi Ihezue Receives Her Official Car As Winner, MBGN 2017 (Photos) by tbanj07(m): 3:11pm On Oct 20, 2017
The car na tokunbo, no be tear rubber grin
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Kissing His Daughter, Gabrielle Munachim Okoli (Photo) by tbanj07(m): 3:04pm On Oct 20, 2017
I kiss my daughter on the lips and it's nobody's business...do your own as you like and leave mine alone...na dirty and stupid minded people see that as incest...awon olofo! they won't say shii when the mother is kissing her baby boy on the lips

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Politics / Re: Femi Gbajamiala Teaching In Classroom In Lagos Secondary School (Photos) by tbanj07(m): 2:50pm On Oct 20, 2017
Must everyone take pictures nowadays whenever they do things such as this, gifts and all for people DFSM!!!
Car Talk / Re: FRSC Begins Operation “show Your Licence’’ In Lagos by tbanj07(m): 8:15am On Oct 20, 2017
These people are really sick...that's how them still never issue my license for over 7 months now with their stupid excuses, now them dey talk rubbish...license kor, temporary ni

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Celebrities / Re: Benita Okojie And Her Husband, Olawale Adeyina In Maternity Shoot [PICS] by tbanj07(m): 6:48pm On Oct 19, 2017
Pregnancy sef don turn wetin everybody dey do different shoot about even nude...africans, make una wake up ooo...all this copy copy no go carry una reach anywhere ooo. If belle come down now dem go say na ise aye this and that...na una find trouble dey flaunt wetin suppose be sacred...if the baby head no want noise now, na so una go cast baby wey wahala go enta the baby's life/journey.

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Agriculture / Re: Cbn Releases N501bn For Commercial Agric Credit Scheme by tbanj07(m): 6:43am On Oct 19, 2017
Eyin o ni space yi lasan
Politics / Re: President Buhari And Aisha Arrive In Turkey For D-8 Summit (Photos) by tbanj07(m): 10:05pm On Oct 18, 2017
Abeg sey our plane scratch for road as dem dey avoid another one for road abi na reflection? Lol
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Files N2bn Suit Against EFCC For Violation Of Her Human Right by tbanj07(m): 7:28am On Oct 06, 2017
I'm with you o jare padi...dem go sabi all the English/Grammar for this world finish yet dem balance ain't worth shii

Hashimyussufamao:

*u sound naive, hw do i reason? #c d fact is am busy i manage 2reply ur quote am sorry if i ignore ur subsequent quotes. The fact remains go get raba b4 spoting people's error #poor_oversabi_people
Health / Re: Why Do Men Smell Down There? How To Eliminate The Odor? by tbanj07(m): 7:17pm On Oct 05, 2017
Exaggerated buh to be honest...girls stinks like shii when they don't clean up after themselves and even some that do on a regular still does whenever you wanna get some...as for men, be it the dirty ones that goes for days without having a proper shower, shave or sweats grin

GlobalGisting:
I swear some girls stink. Slid my fingers in this girls p***y and I regretted ever doin that. You won't believe that two days after o still perceive the pungent odour whenever I place my hands on my nose. Even after bathing with safeguard soap foe three good days.
Phones / Re: MTN Modifies 1.5GB Data Plan, Limits Bonus To Night Only (1am - 7am) by tbanj07(m): 8:19am On Oct 05, 2017
Ori won ti baje...staying up all night tori 500MB

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Politics / Re: Zahra Buhari Complains About The Clinic In Aso Rock That Is In Bad State by tbanj07(m): 6:58am On Sep 30, 2017
Does any of them use those hospitals No be jet dem go jet out So why complain Awon omo ale jati jati
Politics / Re: NCC Vows To Curb Hate Speeches In Social Media by tbanj07(m): 5:16pm On Sep 29, 2017
Quick question...are they paying for my sub/data plan

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Foreign Affairs / Re: U.S Navy Returns To Compass & Pencil For Navigation To Avoid Collision At Sea by tbanj07(m): 5:04pm On Sep 29, 2017
I taya oooo abi if dem see am from afar dem no dey gree radio each other on which side to turn abi ship no fit turn again

mejai:
Dem no get eye to see other ship coming?
Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady Commits Suicide In UK By Jumping From A Bridge (Photos) by tbanj07(m): 4:48pm On Sep 29, 2017
If you can keel ursef on the other side...what should the people here in naija do
Education / Re: Yoruba Language Bill: Lagos Schools Risk N500k Fine, Closure For Non-compliance by tbanj07(m): 8:05am On Sep 29, 2017
The Yoruba language teaching goes beyond speaking and writing it...they teach the culture, history and all that has to do with the YORUBAS from the time past!!!

ScotFree:
I just dey laugh. The yoruba they speak everyday and everywhere, even in their dreams,?? It's in the blood stream. No need to worry about preserving it. It's preserved in stone, blood and genes already.

Just say the Government is looking for more money. The Tax isn't enough anymore.

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Car Talk / Re: Toyota’s New Self-driving Car Has Two Steering by tbanj07(m): 7:14am On Sep 29, 2017
Make me and my guy dey argue inside car and we no reach better agreement he go just change am gimmie drive us enta lagoon...aje a wa oooo!!!

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Fashion / Re: Makeup Artist Does Blackface When She "Can't Find A Black Model" by tbanj07(m): 10:46pm On Sep 28, 2017
Is you black or white? Haven't you judged the blacks by saying they are too judgemental as well? #checkyourself

moderatorr1:
Black people are too judgemental

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Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili & Attahiru Jega In USA To Discuss Peace In Nigeria (Photos) by tbanj07(m): 8:38pm On Sep 28, 2017
Life when you have a diplomatic passport grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi Shows Off His Father For The First Time (Photo/ Video) by tbanj07(m): 5:15pm On Sep 28, 2017
You can call him YORUGHA or GHARUBA grin

heryurh:
Ur Dad is a Fine Young Man smiley

But guy wait oh..

U be Ghanaian abi u be Yoruba?! angry

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TV/Movies / Re: TSTV: Angry GOTV Subscribers Grumble Over Poor Services by tbanj07(m): 4:21pm On Sep 28, 2017
True to that!!! It is well with this great nation and all her citizens

CaptainFM1:


Amen.

We need thorough systems overhaul in this country. And when that is done, our attitude must be very welcoming and accommodating, otherwise we will go back to square 1. Everywhere in the world where good services are delivered people embraced it by paying for it.
Celebrities / Re: Banky W Tells P'square Brothers To Get A Dog & Stop Fighting (Video) by tbanj07(m): 4:20pm On Sep 28, 2017
Ma pe ooo grin

JoshuaKay:


Lol... mo nbo
TV/Movies / Re: TSTV: Angry GOTV Subscribers Grumble Over Poor Services by tbanj07(m): 4:07pm On Sep 28, 2017
As for the prepaid meter my broda I don taya...you go enter them office dem go put poster everywhere say the meter is free yet the staffs told me to go and bring 50k if we need prepaid meter...the system is all f**ked up...nonetheless, God got us and we sef go reach greater heights IJN

CaptainFM1:


My take? I've said it already...even the N1200 It is like war getting people to pay for 10hrs of electricity everyday. Thats why we are owing 5months of electricity. So you can see that they will certainly not pay for premium services.

This is the same reason why not so many people pay for DSTV premium bouquet. My point is anywhere in the world, anything premium is not cheap.

I will suggest you get a prepaid meter. If you think your bill are exorbitant. This is something my co-tenants don't want. With prepaid meter, they know they will obviously pay more. And I mean much. But paying N1200 is already much!.

Premium services are never cheap. It cost the servicing companies a lot to deliver it too.
TV/Movies / Re: TSTV: Angry GOTV Subscribers Grumble Over Poor Services by tbanj07(m): 3:17pm On Sep 28, 2017
I agree with you but you are on the lucky side if your apartment needs to pay 1200 a month...we are not running a factory here and each apartment pays 8k monthly...that's 32k a month for 4 flats ontop 6hrs light which doesn't even show on a regular...what's your take on that now?

CaptainFM1:


PHCN cannot offer 24hrs uninterrupted power in the country for now. And if they will...A bill of 50k a month for each apartment may even be ridiculously cheap.

I don't know where you live, but 8k a month for each apartment for 6hours of electricity sounds fair to me comparatively. Thats about N45 per hour.

Here we get a bill averaging N3500 per month for all the 4 flats and we get electricity for about 10hours a day. My brother believe it or not, despite each apartment having to pay just N1200 per month plus us getting 10hours, we are f****g owing PHCN 5months subscription as I speak.

It goes back to what I was saying. We have totally killed the "value for premiums" by our reluctance to pay supposedly fair price and thus companies will rather give those services to those that can afford it. Unfortunately, we are all mixed up. And its somewhat difficult to sieve.

This is a similar problem Finance minister is trying to explain here. https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/234327-214-people-nigeria-pay-taxes-n20-million-adeosun.html/amp

Most Nigerians generally don't like to pay for services. Myself included. We want virtually everything free!
TV/Movies / Re: TSTV: Angry GOTV Subscribers Grumble Over Poor Services by tbanj07(m): 7:11am On Sep 28, 2017
That is where you got it all wrong my broda...we hardly use 6hrs light a day here and at the end of the month they bring a stupid bill of 8k for each apartment...what's the need to pay for services we do not get? if there's uninterrupted power in the country, it will be no problem at all to pay 10 or 15k a month because that will save alot on buying fuel for Gen alone amongst other bills

CaptainFM1:


My people want premium services for absolutely nothing. They want 24hours electricity for N500! That's the height of poverty in this country.
Celebrities / Re: Banky W Tells P'square Brothers To Get A Dog & Stop Fighting (Video) by tbanj07(m): 7:15pm On Sep 27, 2017
Joorrr fun mi ni merin pelu trophy kan!

JoshuaKay:
Alright
TV/Movies / Re: TSTV: Angry GOTV Subscribers Grumble Over Poor Services by tbanj07(m): 7:11pm On Sep 27, 2017
Abeg you dey work for DSTV....the stupid GOTV took out some channels without informing their subscribers after payment for the channels was made. Why would they offer channels they can't keep on their platform in the first place forcing people to go get them DSTV decoders? Anaye...swipe left!!!

lazinny:
Let's. Be honest with ourselves, you pay 1500 or so for gotv and expect to watch live football? Check prices of other countries around the world Nigeria is even one of the cheap ones. Live football doesn't come cheap!!

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Business / Re: Woman Kills Big Python, Sells It In Pieces In The Market (Photos) by tbanj07(m): 6:55pm On Sep 27, 2017
dice

princepeter566:
please what is the past tense of rice ?
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Ghanaian Obituary Poster "Some Relatives Are Wicked" by tbanj07(m): 1:49pm On Sep 25, 2017
Murasi ni osan Monday

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