₦airaland Forum

stepo707:
Please what's the meaning of a parallel government?

two mumu government wey lie down face the same place.

mirexxx:
[b]1. "I don't have a girlfriend/Wife".

oh yeah? Well you sure look like you do


2. "I'm not drunk".
dude, we can smell the stench on your breath from here. give us a break!

3. "I'm not looking for a relationship right now".

Translation: "I'm not looking for a
relationship with YOU right now."
That's OK. We're on to the next one

4. "I don't want to talk about it."
If the most common lie women tell is,
"I'm fine," the male version is, "I
don't want to talk about it." Yes, you
do. In fact, you already are.

5. "I'm not interested in you just
for the sex."
I see. We should probably do stuff
other than, you know, have sex. If
that's the case.

6. "I always wear a condom."
Also, Santa Claus is real. And I'm
dating Leonardo Di caprio and Justin bieber is my BFF

7. "I'm leaving her for you."
Quit talking about it and do it already.


8. "I'll call you."
Oh! really?

9. "I don't think she's that
pretty."
We love it when you lie like this. Tell
this lie all the time. This lie is good.


10. "I don't watch porn."
No way! Me neither! Porn is terrible![/b]



oya guys come and deny.

if all these are from experience then I think U've had terrible guys in the past!

Ok

30secs:
ode. For Nupe ni

not again

30secs:
Tesojue!

for yagba?

Can someone please convert that to naira?

ammyluv2002:
Sad sha! I feel She's telling the truth



But wait o! 5 years? she wore an engagement ring for 5 years?

KEY HOLDERS!

Cum! Cum!! Cum!!!

Where are the actors? Which movie did they appear in? LocalWood or NollyWood?

saintgp:
I was taking d writeup serious nd interesting nt until i read line 5 and 10,smh................wat a wasted youthful exuberance

pls declare that space vacant for very important personality

1. Your vagina can fall out. It can turn inside out just like a worn out sweat sock and hang between your legs as you get older.

2.In one study, having sex twice or more a week reduced the risk of fatal heart attack by half for men.

3.It’s possible to relieve depression through masturbation.

4.Most men's favorite position is Doggy Style.

5. iPhones users have more sex than Andriod users... Who has an iPhone?

6.The vagina and the eyes are the body's only self cleaning organs.

7.Over 787 million sperm may be present with one ejaculation of semen.

8.The average time that a man lasts after penetration is two minutes.

9.The clitoris and vagina lips have almost as much erectile tissue as a man’'s penis.
Lastly
10. Calabar girls have sex an average of 238 times a year – placing them at the top of Nigeria sex league.

You at liberty to add yours!

prettydiva89:
not really,but i do in church

may God help Us all *smile *

prettydiva89:
you sound so sure,meaning you don't read it also…

even with all version of bible on my phone #do u?

That very verse in the bible perevert guys and girls will never open to read in the bible.

Will you rock this hairstyle?

jeeqaa7:
I now see wat u do with ur fone in d toilet. Continue aborting ur children on toilet floors

you sound like a pro bro

As long as you don't have data to watch xv#deos.com and you not In possession of petroleum jelly. #YouAreSafe

ib22003:
i have a American used dell inspiron 1525, 320, 2gb dualcore for 45k

do you have another?

Electoral violence here in Lagos Iyana paja street but was curtailed due to elderly interventions. No security agent was present at the moment of the violence.

sinaj:
m sure u will forget d butt feeling wen u recieve a slap

get slapped because he want to examine what he is about to acquire?

op its not a government job, you look too serious!

much as I distance myself from "Chinese" product because they are believe to be fake, so also I have to run far off from implanted bo*oty and padded bo*oty, because no atom of originality innit. guys from experience how do you tend to recognize them at first sight? #ladiesStayOff

can the computer gurus in the forum kindly recommend any laptop within the range of 50-60k with good specs. your positive response will be appreciated. thanks

they are most times faithful if you can make enough money that can buy their brain over.......but before you have that money make sure oil money or politics money is involve. #the remote control is permanently yours

stay in Nigeria BH will kill U, run oversea mysterious death trap is hiding watching U. where on earth is safe? may God protect and guy both the old and the young. RIP guys

Jezyfreezman:
Hmmmmm....Inn0cent souls


Nigeria Govt Shuld Investigate Boko 0h

you cannot investigate your own self!

yungcyrus:
Fwuck Buhari d mallu......fwuck Tinubu.........karma will hunt them for all the souls Bokoharam have wasted.

ONLINE ORUBEBE!!!

CONFIDENCE: comes from the feelings of well being, acceptance of the body and mind (self esteem) and belief in your ability, skills and experience.
Low self esteem can be as a result of many factor such as;
1. Fear of the Unknown
2. Being Unhappy with personal appearance
3.feeling unprepared
4. Poor time management
5. Lack of knowledge
6. Previous failure.
Confidence and low esteem are not the same. Confidence is the term we used to describe how we feel about our ability to perform a role, functions and task.
Self esteem is how we feel about ourselves, the way we look, the way we think. (Whether or not we feel valued and worthy)
FORMULAS THAT WILL HELP IMPROVE CONFIDENCE
1. P&P (PLANNING AND PREPARATION)
2. LKT (LEARNING, KNOWLEDGE AND TRAINING)
3. PT (POSITIVE THOUGHT)
1. P&P - (planning and preparation) the most important factor in developing confidence is planning and preparing for the unknown.
"For example: If you are planning for a new job, you would have be wise to prepare for the interview. Plan what you want to say and think about some of the questions that you will be asked. Practice your answer with your colleagues and gain their feedbacks.
2. LKT - (learning, knowledge and training) learning and research can help us feel more confidence about our ability to handle situation, roles and tasks. Knowing what to expect , how and why things are done will add to your awareness and usually make you feel more prepared and ultimately more confident.
3. PT - (positive thought) positive thought can be a very powerful way of improving confidence. "Optimism is the faith that lead to achievement, nothing can be done without hope and confidence"
Negative thoughts can be damaging to confidence and your ability to achieve goals.
- Try to recondition the way you think about your life.
- Know your strength and your weakness- writing a list of things you good @ and things that you need to improvement. Celebrate and develop your strengths and find ways to improve or manage your weakness.
- We all make mistakes, don't think of your mistakes as negative but rather as a learning opportunity.
- Accept compliment and compliment yourself - When you receive compliment from others thank them.
- Use criticism as a learning experience- criticism is just an opinion of someone else. Be assertive when receiving criticism, don't rely in a defensive way or let criticism lower your self esteem, listen to criticism and make sure you understand what is been said, use criticism as a way to learn and improve.
- Try to stay general cheerful and have a positive outlook on life. Criticise when necessary and criticize constructively. Offer others compliments and congratulate them on their success.

Those of your acquiring lands and booking space without paying tax and collecting C of O. ..daris god oh! Make I chill here in case

30secs:
I really have nothing to say!

lawd of the romance forum: ogbegun

xynerise:
You need to rephrase your post bro.

With the little I understood, your wife reacting to how you spend for your extended family has nothing to do with jealousy. She is just being economical. You can't please your extended family and displease your nuclear family. Are you the only surviving son of your extended family?

funny enough some ladies still get jealous of what they consider as "mummy's boy" because you should much love to them.

"Blood is thicker" they say, even when a man is fully attached with his wife, he is still charged with the responsibilities of caring for his extended family, in terms of financial and other valuable support. To what extend can one reveal the support has rendered to his extended Family to the spouse? Knowing fully well that some ladies are inherently jealous. They can be the moon and still be jealous of the star. Should the support be a close or open agenda not minding what might come off the jealousy?