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dundayo:
Frank Nweke-Junior.....
I respect that man's command of English and charisma ....Only God knows where OBJ got the man from...

...and I think he still remains (I stand to be corrected though), the only Information Minister that can fluently speak Igbo, Hausa, Yoruba and French.
No be lie bros, na only God knows where OBJ got the man from.

tamertery:
Vagina tightening cream

You mean something like this?

Please, the earth is not flat, round, sphere (spherical), oval etc.
Though one time or the other in the course of our civilisation, mankind has ascribed different types of shapes to the mother earth.

Presently, the generally accepted consensus (from experts of-course), is that the earth is an Ellipse. Yes.
But then, you are always free to believe what you want to believe.

Nice thread tho!

As an addendum, make a meme with this pix; what would it be?


HAPPY NEW-YEAR IN ADVANCE.

10. YOU ARE DOING YOURSELF!
That African President with a face so mean as to frightened Medusa herself.

9. BOYS WITH STONES.
I really do not know who these fellows are ambushing but I sure feel for them.
Check out that boulder the first dude is clutching; guy dey vex.

8. THE 'CHEMIST'.

You remember those roadside drug dispensers we all called 'chemist'? that dispense drugs for folks who think they are ill? Those guys, mostly illiterates, act as the consultants/specialists, lab technicians and pharmacists all roll into one. By mere looking at you and feeling your body temperature with the back of their hands, they can determined what illment you have and go on to 'mix' drugs to you.
Both these guys and their patrons are really sick, in the head ofcourse.

7. WELBECK AND SENSE.
Danny Welbz was dressed in a cassock and looks like a priest giving out blessing to the congregation. However, here, he is only giving out sense to someone who obviously needs it. Wondering the king of senseless comment and attitude that will warrant someone to bless you with 'sense'.

6. OBASANJO.
What kind of nonsense is this? Unless you are a Nigerian, and raise here as well; you may find it hard to relate with that facial expression. It is that face our parents make when they are utterly disgusted with something.
Baba got it 100%.

5. IS YOUR BRAIN PAINING YOU?
Epic. Just like 4 above. I guess an excerp from yoruba movies. The subtitles na die.

4. MAD AND YOU GOT NO ONE TO TELL YOU.
Seriously? Who tells a mad man that he is mad? I can bet this was culled from a Yoruba movie (just like the police baton guy). The facial expression of the guy killed it. Actually, there are times you witness some stuff in Naija and you will suddenly have the urge to tell someone this.

3. MEEK MIL AND THOSE WHO DID NOT GIVE A F**K.
What attracted moi to this meme is not only the poise of meek milly pointing out the location 'interested' people went; but the dude beside him who was so engrossed with his phone to actually give a-you know.

2. POLICE MAN AND THE BATON.
I wonder what must have spewed out of that mouth for the cop to threatened hitting it with a baton. He did not threaten arrest, nor ask for bribe; just to hit the fellow with the baton on the mouth.

NO 1.

JACOB ZUMA AND THE INDEX FINGER THINGIE.

I guess this should be everyone's favourite as well. No need to say more.
eg: Lalasticlala and snakes are:

I want to end the year by posting my 10 favourite memes of 2016.
I know we have got many types of hilarious and funny memes posted on this forum over the course of the year, but these ten stood out more and are also funny (depending on the situation/circumstance they were applied). These are my ten favourite memes of 2016. (Not always in this order though)

UnknownT:
They always have an excuse for any news


The Board of Inquiry actually showed that, as at the time of the incident, the unit’s water tanker still contained water, but a soldier mischievously concealed it. That soldier was charged and punished accordingly Lol..,..... How one person go take hide water tanker?

He not only hid the tanker for days, but also watched as his colleagues collapsed due to exhaustion. Oops, I forgot to add, the mischievous one also starved himself too.

Do these people really think we believe this yarn?

Elchappo:
Abeg someone in the house should edit it be bcome a meme "When the father of the gal u pressed her yansh last night sees you"

or when you see the person wey introduce you to MMM.

catal:
After obiano finishes 8 yrs, i'll support chidoka only under apga and that he continues to drive the 'THINK HOME, INVEST HOME' agenda.

One bottle for you.

Na so una go come carry another Buhari drop for us.

Abeg make Obiano finish another 4 term. If you think Obiano is bad, take a good look at the other 35 states in the country and rate him.

Be objective ma guy!!!

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Ifeanyi uba is an illiterate anambra people made the mistake of voting illiterate willie the clown they will never make that mistake again

You called Obiano an illiterate? If you really believe in what you are up to, good for you. But if you are paid to do so, you better up your game before you are replaced; many smarter & jobless youths are readily available.
Ditto:

In 1989, he was one of the auditors that audited Texaco Refinery in Rotterdam, Netherlands

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Putin said: “There can be only one answer to this - stepping up the fight against terrorism, and the bandits will feel this.”

Putin is so mean; bandits, he called them. I wish the world should entrust upon Mr. Putin, the sole responsibility of tackling the issue of Islamic terrorism; man is so mean.

histemple:
Contempt of court is an offence. The king isn't above the law.

Story get small K leg.

There 3 pending applications before the court:
1. Notice of Preliminary Objection.
2. Notice of Appeal. Though the court said;

the notice of appeal was not ripe

3. Stay of Proceedings.
None has been heard, and your are issuing bench warrant? Hmmm!

bashydemy:
But remember it's election day and wike need to get in touch with his foot soldier, Mind you he might get carried away during conversation and he nail himself.

Highly probable, but he lacks class and coordination. I do not know Jagaban, in fact I hate that man, but I have the highest respect for him. I can bet you that if Tinubu's phone log is transcribed, all his 'bad guy's' movement/actions would not be captured there. Now that is a Godfather.
Wike is just all about brawn; if he should add a little brain in his calculations, Amaechi would have been a gooner by now. Oh how I wish Rivers is Tinubu's turf, you will be marveled at how he would have handled the situations. If you don't believe me, ask Obasanjo.

I am not a Governor, but there are many sensitive things I DO NOT DISCUSS THROUGH TELEPHONE CONVERSATION.
Either Wike is dafter than he looks, or this is a set up. How the hell can a Governor threatened to kill someone through a fone convo, which anybody can get hands on?
Don Corleone even warned about this in the GODFATHER.

I am not trying to hate, buh; is Spain not too cold at this time of the year?
With the NPFL starting in January (and you know how high the temperature will be), is that a nice strategy? Train in the cold weather to compete in a hot temperature. I am not understanding.
I sha wish them well.

omoISEYIN:
Kendrick is a genius.
He doesn't just rap, he does conscious hip hop.
Listen to his lyrical content and you will know he his way above board.
He is an activist, its solely not about the beats, billboards and platinums
He belongs to skool of tots of the likes of Pac, Nas, Common, Public Enemies, Tallib, L Boogie (Lauryn Hill) and so on.

For this post, I owe you one bottle of your favourite drink. Lordy lord, who compares K.dot with J. cole?

"Brother Kendrick Lamar is not a rapper, he's a writer, he's an author!
And if you read between the lines, we'll learn how to love one another!"

Laugh wan Kill me!

You for put your source/link to spice am well.

This is a mild, subtle and above all, a classy way to say: F.U.CK OFF without sounding offensive.

Nice one. Whoever composed that letter can be a very good Minster of Information;what a smart and succinct diction.

"I have often felt uneasy about you. I thought the Yankees would have hung you long before this, for harboring Rebs they found at your house"

"I would have gone back to see you all when I was working in the Nashville Hospital, but one of the neighbors told me that Henry intended to shoot me if he ever got a chance"

;

"Now if you will write and say what wages you will give me, I will be better able to decide whether it would be to my advantage to move back again."

"We trust the good Maker has opened your eyes to the wrongs which you and your fathers have done to me and my fathers, in making us toil for you for generations without recompense."

"Say howdy to George Carter, and thank him for taking the pistol from you when you were shooting at me."

onatisi:
You cant do it better or cheaper than them.

If you say so; good for you. It will surely be hard and tasking, but not impossible.

onatisi:
The only way to break dstv monopoly is to do what is different from what they are doing. Simple as abc

or better still, do what they do in a better, cheaper and easier (more convenient) way. HITV had that chance and blew it.

"Also in the photo are Wife of the Kebbi State Governor Dr Zainab Atiku Bagudu, wife of Oyo State Governor, Mrs Florence Ajimobi, Wife of Ogun State Governor, Mrs Olufunso Amosun & Senior Special Assistant to Wife of the President, Mrs Hajo Sani"

What the hell are the 'bolded' doing or will contribute to the UNGA?
and who sponsored them? At this period? This Buhari is a JOKE

onatisi:
na u go hear am when fuel rises to 400 and there is no money to pay your salary.then you will know who dey hear am ..by that time hunger would have turned you into a full skeleton with only ur teeth remaining

You might be my very own T.B Joshua, but still, this your post is the WICKEDEST.

onatisi:
boss I talk am oo,
I shouted am too but ppl preferred to insult me rather than use my warnings to plan ahead. Good morning sir.

Good Morning Brother man, abeg anymore prediction? The thing fit reach 500?

Even if to borrow and buy USD.