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PoliticsRe: Amanpour Interviews Nigerians In Lagos About Power Outage by tchaik(m): 11:53pm On Feb 04, 2013
taharqa: Just watched the programme Now and am DISGUSTED at the extremely 'bad Journalism' that she put together in that short clip....I stay in Benin and Power has improved on my end for many many months now
have you had Power for straight 24 Hrs #uninterrupted?
And where exactly do you reside in Benin?
PoliticsRe: Pre Civilaztion period by tchaik(m): 12:16pm On Feb 04, 2013
LET'S STOP WASHING OUR DIRTY 'BOXERS' IN PUBLIC.

THIS IS DISGRACEFUL!!!!!


cry cry cry cry cry
PoliticsRe: CAN Cannot Guarantee El-Rufai’s Safety Next Time by tchaik(m): 9:48am On Feb 04, 2013
EagleNest: Seriously? Just mark my word...CHRISTIANITY WILL NEVER DIE.NEVER!
Evidently, you are not a good student of HISTORY
PoliticsRe: Sheikh Gumi Alerts Nation On Igbo Domination Of Nigerian Army by tchaik(m): 11:09pm On Feb 02, 2013
Everywell meaning igbo should neglect the yoruba propaganda of tagging Gej incompetent,.....
Nwanne, I don't need 'Yoruba' to tell me that the guy is grossly incompetent #Retardeen

@Topic, he is speaking on behalf of himself, not 'NDI-IGBO'

@gummi and abokis, go fvck yourselves
LiteratureRe: African Nerd by tchaik(m): 10:41pm On Feb 02, 2013
Redmosquito:
tchaik! One of the first builders of AN
I meant no homo by that statement ooo
*opens red calabash, consults Amadioha, believes him*
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LiteratureRe: African Nerd by tchaik(m):
Redmosquito: Security! Please take this man outta here.
Foxy! I don miss u for here. I no dey come NL like before. The real world on ma mind.
U suppose don drop link to ur tory na, how u want make them guys read am?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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PoliticsRe: Petitions At National Assembly Over Army Promotions by tchaik(m): 2:27pm On Feb 02, 2013
[quote author=Rhino.5dm]She said she can't do goats like you. Go look for someone and stop stalking her around, or better still use your hand the way you used to. Abi spit don finish for your mouth ni? Abi dem no dey sell lux soap, your favorite self-service'ing soap? fool.[/quote]I think he prefers Aboniki balm!
RomanceRe: Sustaining Relationships Without Money by tchaik(m): 2:20pm On Feb 02, 2013
@ nextworld and onyeego, unna answer am wella!!
PoliticsRe: Petitions At National Assembly Over Army Promotions by tchaik(m): 11:13am On Feb 02, 2013
Taaaaaa!!!!
Gee nu nti, GEJ abughi onye Igbo! KPOM-KWEM
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked Tufiakwa.
He is an IJAW man!
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Most Pleasurable Thing On Earth by tchaik(m): 2:40pm On Feb 01, 2013
Money,PÜssŸ,Weed! *not always in that order tho*

wink wink wink

PoliticsRe: Fashola: Jonathan Lacks The Knowledge To Tackle Nigeria’s Problems by tchaik(m): 1:58pm On Feb 01, 2013
Daft people suffering from selective amnesia!
WTF is wrong with wat BRF said? huh huh huh
Na lie? huh Respond to what he said or keep shut, whether he is Tinubu's errand boy or not, he is the Best Governor in Nigeria right now, and is 10 times better than our present 'MECHANIC' #Retarden
AutosRe: STOP WASTING MONEY BY GOING TO COTONOU TO BUY CAR - TRIPLE A AUTO AUCTIONS by tchaik(m): 5:59am On Feb 01, 2013
emrino: My friend is currently interested in 2000 Toyota Camry, he's indiaposed at the moment(He's a cadet) but I hav access to him n wld like to find out how much he can get it, of course, clearing inclusive(clean title).
Officer how far? Abeg make sure the ride is 'clean' #Legit! Because SSS recently warned of a car jacking ring that sell cars at ridiculuosly cheap prices, mostly in Kaduna. Shine your eyes! All the best.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Peter Odemwingie Refused Entry In To QPR by tchaik(m): 12:00am On Feb 01, 2013
[quote author=Table Leg ]Very unprofessional... Odemwingie is a fu...cking goat![/quote]U r a retarded slowpoke! How does it affect your pay cheque? Osas wants to go to QPR cos the offer is enticing, as I know 'anumanu'like you will do same if positions are swapped!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Peter Odemwingie Refused Entry In To QPR by tchaik(m): 11:53pm On Jan 31, 2013
livethinme: disgraceful.
What's disgraceful there? huh huh
Osas didn't go to England to look Uche face, or to pick beans; he went there cos of the money bro

Former England defender Martin Keown on the Peter Odemwingie saga: "It stinks of a poor education - Odemwingie should have behaved better. He's a good player but can be replaced by West Brom. It's clear the move is all about the money for Odemwingie."

I guess Samba went to #QPR cos he wants to win #UCL abi? Eto'o went to Anzhi cos he wants to win #Europa Cup? huh

Let's cut the whole bullsh1t for once; it is, it has been, and will always be about the Money! (Unless you are Gerard/Casillas)!

@Osas, bross no mind them jare, make as much as you can before ages catches up with you! Qatr and China still dey self! Mtchewwwwwwww
Christianity EtcRe: "Cross-dressing Catholic Priest Arrested For Selling Drug And Porn" by tchaik(m): 4:01pm On Jan 30, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin grin


I dey laugh
RomanceRe: What Do Boyfriends And Girlfriends Discuss? by tchaik(m): 12:23am On Jan 29, 2013
Afam4eva: As a social recluse who has never had a girlfriend ever before,..
Something tells me most guys on NL are like this.
#Nerd
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CelebritiesRe: Rick Ross Escapes Drive-By Shooting & Crashes His Car by tchaik(m): 11:37pm On Jan 28, 2013
igbsam: Rick Ross needs to start watching his back, seems like so much haters are just after him in the industry.
*in Rozzay's voice*
No need for the vest that suffocates the flesh.. (bullet proof vest)
A man is on the balcony in the car anticipating death!
CelebritiesRe: Rick Ross Escapes Drive-By Shooting & Crashes His Car by tchaik(m): 6:27pm On Jan 28, 2013
Where did he keep those Gunz he boasts of? huh huh

Btw, who shoots at Rick Ross and misses? shocked shocked shocked Stevie Wonder?
Music/RadioRe: Rick Ross Escapes Assasination On His 36th Birthday by tchaik(m): 6:11pm On Jan 28, 2013
Where are those guns he always talk of in his rap? huh

Btw, who shoots at Rick ross and misses? shocked shocked shocked
Steve Wonder? huh huh
Christianity EtcRe: God Is Not A Christian, Muslim Or Hindu by tchaik(m): 10:55am On Jan 28, 2013
Wait there make @LogicBoy and co catch your sorry assz!!

tongue tongue tongue tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Wenger 'not Close' On Any New Signings For Arsenal by tchaik(m): 4:46pm On Jan 27, 2013
I have heard such repeatedly for the last couple of years. #Wengerout #COYG #Afc
CrimeRe: More Dead Bodies Found In Amansea River by tchaik(m): 10:43am On Jan 26, 2013
Ngige said, “I’ve discussed with Governor Peter Obi, he seems to have no clue as to what is happening, he told me that, so I decided I must come here myself so that we can discuss as Senator representing this area in the National Assembly. I am here at Ezu River and I have seen with my own eyes, not hearsay, not story, not media stories two corpses here now.
No need for that! People died, and this Man is seeking political relevance!
LiteratureRe: African Nerd by tchaik(m): 9:39am On Jan 26, 2013
Redmosquito: Me too, I'm beginning to wonder how the way the number of views just keep jumping, maybe Seun is mashing the button with one leg.
I only know of about twenty guys that actually read this. And the numbers fly way too much for twenty guys
Na lie oooo. That we don't comment, doesn't mean we don't READ it!
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SportsRe: Is Joseph Yobo a good Captain by tchaik(m): 12:04pm On Jan 25, 2013
dominique: The ref kept dashing your players mtn cards, you stood back did nothing. blew for an handball that wasn't even close to one. na so you siddon look, then finally gave your player a red for an offense that wasn't even a bookable one. Good captain indeed! Don't let me get started on the costly mistakes he made on the pitch.
Thought I'm the only person that noticed that!

It's Mikel that Acted as Captain throughout; Yobo just wore the arm band!
Christianity EtcRe: If I Were An Atheist by tchaik(m): 9:44pm On Jan 24, 2013
Were you non-believers expecting religious folks to use their brain for once? huh huh huh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army DSSC/SSC 2012 by tchaik(m): 10:35pm On Jan 22, 2013
emrino: The Nigerian Army invites applications from
eligible Nigerians for commission into the Nigerian
Army (NA) as Short Service Combatant (SSC)
Course 41 Recruitment 2012.
The SSC offers an excellent opportunity to young
Nigerians who intend to have experience in the
Army without necessarily having to spend their
entire life in it. The SSC is open to both civilians
and serving military personnel.
2012 Nigerian Army Short Service Combatant
(SSC) Course 41
Entry Requirements
All applicants must satisfy the following
conditions:
a.) Be a Nigerian as defined in the constitution
of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
b.) Be a male or female between the ages of
24 and 29.
c.) Possess at least a first degree of not less
than Second Class Lower Division or HND of not
less than Lower Credit in the arts, sciences or
humanities from any recognized University or
Polytechnic as the case may be.
d.) Measure at least 1.68m (for male) and
1.65m (for female) in height.
e.) Be medically and physically fit.
f.) Applicants (less serving members of the
Armed Forces) must possess NYSC discharge
certificate or a valid exemption as the case may
be.
g.) Possess valid birth certificate endorsed by
the National Population Commission, hospital or
local government council of birth or valid age
declaration.
h.) Possess a valid certificate of state of origin.
i.) Must not have been convicted by any
competent court of law.
j.) Be recommended by at least 2 recognizable
referees who must attest to the applicant’s
character and integrity. Serving military personnel
must be recommended by their commanding
officers.
Conditions of Service
SSC will be granted for 10 years. Six years will be
on active list renewable thereafter for a
period up to 3 years. No extension would be
granted after the ninth year of commission except
on conversion to regular combatant where
applicable.
a.) Officer cadets who successfully complete the
military training shall be granted the rank of
Second Lieutenant.
***b.) Conversion to regular commission is not
automatic. It is based on availability of vacancy
and other criteria that are or will be in force from
time to time.***
c.) All graduating officer cadets must sign an
acceptance of the terms and conditions governing
the Short Service Combatant Commission before
they are granted commission into the Nigerian
Army.
d.) The reckonable period of service will be
based on the date of commencement of cadet
training of both civilian and military personnel
entrants.
Bro take am easy ooooo
These religious folks go vex with you oooo
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SportsRe: The Price For Live Transmission Of AFCON Was High - Maku by tchaik(m): 2:40pm On Jan 22, 2013
AFCON 20013

Host = South Africa

Transmission right in Nigeria = DSTV

DSTV = South Africa!




*and some people think its only MTN*
RomanceRe: At What Age Should Men Stop Having Need For Sex? by tchaik(m): 1:44pm On Jan 22, 2013
As long as your 'Kini' can still stand attention, you are good to go bros!
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye - Same-Sex Marriage Against God’s Will by tchaik(m): 1:24pm On Jan 22, 2013
“How can a man who marries a fellow man produce a child and how can a woman who marries a woman produce a child? “If this evil is allowed to stay, there will not be new born babies again in the world


Man + Man = Extinction
Woman + Woman = Extinction

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PoliticsRe: Aviation Ministry Inaugurates Private-Jet Terminal by tchaik(m): 11:19am On Jan 22, 2013
ypzilanti: If I was government, that private jet terminal would be a 'trap' to catch those who have not been paying tax, and cannot account for their wealth. grin

1. If you are not an industrialist or financial mogul.

2. If you are not a government official using government plane.

3. If you are not an entertainer or sports person.

FIRS should pay you a visit.

N.B. Many of the private jet owning pastors can be spared arrest under the grouping of 'entertainers' too. grin
As if you read my mind. Govt should TAX em rich mudaphuckers back to the Stone Age! Nice One

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