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“NDLEA Act Section 14 (b) states that any person who conspires with, aids, abets, counsels, attempts to commit or is an accessory to any act or offence referred to in this act shall be guilty of an offence under this act and liable on conviction to be sentenced to imprisonment for a term not less than 15 years and not exceeding 25 years

This is what the Law says.

Posting pictures of Reefer and writing; “Mi smoke ganja, mi smoke weed, while my hatez smoke ma gossip" doesn't prove shiiit. That guy needs to go back to his evidence class.

[size=13pt]BANDZ A MAKE HER DANCE.[/size]

[size=14pt]Ask to respond to Mr Amaechi’s statement that he polled 19 to defeat him at the NGF elections, Mr Jang said, “Well, that is his problem but I know that I am the Chairman of the Nigeria Governors’ Forum.”[/size]

WITH IMPUNITY

Starlett: [size=14pt]On my return to Nigeria, I could not wait to take the opportunity of a public lecture to invite all desperate enemies to please send me their rams of choice – spotless, spotted, piebald, striped or nondescript – so I could treat starving writers to free meals in my home for the rest of the year. And I promised to taste a piece of each ram before serving.[/size]

EPIC!!!!!!!!!!

Choose carefully.

cyrexx: Yemaja.
The Mother Goddess of the Ocean according to Yoruba mythology.

bros abeg, what is the relationship between Yemaja and the legendary "Mammy Water"; the half-fish side of her anatomy makes me curious.

May be Monsieur Bonaparte is correct. MAY BE.

[quote author=MARK-REN]Well said. I don’t know why we Christians & Muslims alike walk with a ”chip on our shoulders" thinking that our religions are the only true ways. With the way we worship God in this country one cannot reconcile our lack of morals which should be the keystone of any religion. I come from Anambra State and I support this if this will end kidnapping that has made us "run away" from our home towns. I am a christain but I also believe in the ways of our ancestors who were not morally bankrupt like our "modern day born-again christains" who pray for protection & success from GOD before they steal, rob, embezzle, kidnap, cheat, lie, kill, etc……………………………………..[/quote]THE JOURNEY TO NON-BELIEF USUALLY STARTS LIKE THIS.
ITS JUST A MATTER OF TIME.
#ManWeyDeyReason

Logicboy03: My first roommate in the UK was an atheist and I was a christian. It didnt matter then because we used to go clubbing together and get girls.

There were only few anti-religious views that were offensive to me. The anti-catholic ones got me butthurt

wow!!!!!!!!!!
Myself on the contrary, as a catholic, I never felt offended whenever my faith or God is insulted; I always believe he is God,he can take an ample care of himself.
This reminds me of one particular event that happened during my NLS days. One my hommies used Gideons Bible (that small pocket-sized, blue coloured bible)to wrap his reefer. Although I didnt play any part in the act, I did nothing neither to stop him. The next day, my roomie (a muslim), went ballistic when he heard of it. He accused me of being a disappointment to God ( can you imagine?), that if it was to be the Koran, the dude would ve been a gooner. In his words; "I will shook him to death". I then asked him if his God is truly powerful? He said yes, and I told him that if he knows that God is powerful, does God need his assistance in defending his honour?

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

IIIIxRoyalxIIII: Faith, Religion and Origin of Life Discussions are Useless to Debate.

They are all rooted in Hypotheticals and ~What If's~

Believers in God are Clueless, Non Believers are Equally Clueless

Anyone who continually waste time in debating such, especially on a Nigerian Forum with a bunch of Mindless Religious Zealots is a Person with Far too much time on their hands.

Nobody is right, Nobody is Wrong.

Your Minds are Far to primitive to understand These Concepts

This idea of "Man God"....and callling god a "Him", Is directly influenced by peoples previous belief in religion

However, because man religion has been ripped to shreds by the knowledgeable, The "Non Religious" Believer..{Which is a Joke in itself) Wants to stand in the middle and claim..."Yes religion is ridiculous but i still believe in God"

You only believe in "God" because you have been indoctrinated with flawed concepts and a flawed philosophy on the belief and Existence of Life

My Children Remember one Thing, Everyone on Earth is "Born" a Non Believer...

"Non Belief" Is the Starting Point.

A Child is Born into this world with a Mind as Blank as a White Sheet of Paper.

Your "Beginning" knew of no such Probable Fallacies. Man has put the idea of "Man God" Into your mind.

Nobody is right, Nobody is Wrong, what is certain is that a Child Born is Originally a Non Believer Until Corruption with a Possibly Fictional & Fabricated Hypothetical.

To be quite honest, i have yet to encounter one mind on this forum at the Level or on Par with mines to even have such a complicated debate.

The Writings i read on Origin, Belief, Faith & God, are very poor to be Honest.

WITH DUE RESPECT, IF YOU WERE NOT IN A HASTE TO IMPRESS, YOU WOULD HAVE NOTICED THAT YOUR PREMISE AND CONCLUSION ARE CONTRADICTORY.

@Op, Logicboy03 gave you an answer based on reason, others are merely trying to justify their FAITH.

yeboyes: [size=15pt]You Igbos don't know what you want One minute you are supporting Jonathan the next minute you are supporting Massob.This is why you always fail in politics.Unite and stick to one plan instead of perambulating like prostitutes.If you want to support Jonathan who will surely do you mago mago ,support him.However if you want to achieve an independent state ,stick to your guns and stop flip flopping[/size]

okwa eziokwu ka this guy na-ekwu.

mazaje: Not true, NL is owned by an atheist, one of the mods here on the religious section is an atheist. . . .By free hand i mean we have been allowed to do what we want freely without persecution here on the religious section. . .All in all, the mods have been very fair and atheist are free to do what ever they want here. . .Nothing like excessive moderation unless if you violate the rules. . .

bros, either you are a mod, or you are simply being economical with the truth.

Logicboy03: [size=15pt]Now more than ever, I believe atheists truly need an atheist section, especially with the support of Seun and and a strong atheist mod.[/size]

SUPPORTED.

Aboki shaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quote author=~Bluetooth]That's a nice development in fact he ought to be smoked before being buried ![/quote]Not just smoked; but have his gut cut open, and hanged with his intestine; then tear-off his limbs and beat him to death with 'em.(while still hanging on his intestine).
THIS IS WHAT I CALL JUSTICE.

Krasid: I don't quite agree with number one because watching some programs in the television can be educative.

Quite right. eg NATIONAL GEOGRAPHY, HISTORY CHANNEL, NATGEO WILD, ANIMAL PLANET, ETC........................

@Uyi Iredia, i plead your indulgence bros; please which is more PLAUSIBLE? Cyrexx postulations, or some ancient scripts?

@Mr Emeka Young, pls kindly disregard this pathetic attempt at making excuses for sky daddy.

obi4eze: You know what? Staying away from church or prayers won't change God. It'll only affect your spiritual life. Maybe you did the right thing at the wrong time. Besides, do you mean you didn't spend time to read and prepare well for the interview? Were you expecting God to perform magic? Please check well before drawing the conclusion that God failed you.

THIS GENTLEMAN BELOW SAID IT ALL. #WORD

Mr Emeka,I sincerely empathise with you on your failed interiew, I wish the next interview you will attend will be a success story.But let me get one or two points across to you:You, not God above or Satan below, i mean you, are the one responsible for your success (Other human factors may affect you but ultimately you are responsible). Religious mentality makes one abdicate all responsibilities to the supernatural. if something good happens, its God, if something evil happens, its Satan. That mentality is a backward mentality that seeks to remove all responsibilities from humans. And its that same mentality thats keeping religious countries like Nigeria backward. When I was a christian (I am now a fully convinced atheist) I used to feel bad when something bad happens to me. Like "Did I commit sin somewhere somehow?" "Is God tempting me?" "Did I open door for satan in any way?" and all sorts of self torturing questions. Thank goodness, I am now totally free from those defeatist thinking. Some research and discoveries led me to the truth that christianity, as well as other religions, were all human-created and human-perpetuated belief systems, designed to appeal to human emotions of fear and hope. (I cannot go into details here)Dont expect any Yahweh or Allah to solve your problems. Those two gods are nothing but imaginations of ancient Jews and Arabs. That may be a harsh thing to say but that is the solemn cold truth. The earlier you realize this, the earlier you save yourself from further dissapointments of failed biblical promises to solve human problems, to protect or to provide for human's needs. Religious people are good at making excuses for their imaginary god's failure, cos they are supposed believe that "God Is good" whereas deep down in their heart they know he is not good. For instance, why are christians in Northern Nigeria not protected from the boko haram? why did sincere prayers of faith from suffering humans go unanswered? etc etc etcI assume you really prayed with all your heart before going for the interview. And the most annoying part of it is that instead of people to see that the christian god failed in his promises, they will be quick to blame the human victim for his (god's) failure and assume that he (the victim) must have missed it somewhere, since they (religious people) must "believe" that god is a good god and he answers prayers, when they know deep down in their heart that he doesnt. My dear friend, prepare very well for the next interview and dont expect any miracle to happen anywhere, cos it wont happen.I just hope this time you will pass the interview and get your dream job. I hope you get connected to the right people (Yes, its fellow humans like you, not spirits or gods, that will help you and..) that will assist you on your journey to success. And I sincerely wish you success in all your endeavours.

Hitler deserves a nobel prize. That's hilarious
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khiaa: He didn't turn gay, he was always gay. Didn't you read the article?

STHU, nobody is 'always gay'. You turn into one.

What on hell will make a broda turn Fagg? With all the booties and tities dem hos are shaking all over the town?
Thought that shiite was meant for them white fellas? So unfortunate .

High Time

musKeeto: I used to think GOD was NOT REAL, until I had a vision about hell...

Red, sticky with cooked flesh floating, the bowl of peppersoup and cow meat was handed over to me. I had heard stories about this scary place, but never heard about the chef.

The following was a conversation I had with him..

@Satan: We didn't get to hear your version. What really happened?

Lucifer: You see I was king of heaven, then Yahweh and Gabriel conspired against me. They kicked me out. Of course, I was the one who planted the tree. I always knew Yahweh had their eyes on my throne. So like a good programmer, I put a backdoor in the garden, the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Yahweh was scared when he found out. He tried uprooting the tree, but of course that was impossible.. He knew that if mankind ever knew the truth, they wouldn't worship Him. Why do you think He rules by fear? Look at the number of people
He destroyed in the Old Testament... how many did I kill? So I possessed a snake (by the way, forget those stories, snakes never had legs, I created them to slide) and told Eve the truth. Then she told Adam, and Yahweh was very displeased.. In His wrath, He cursed the snake and mankind. He couldn't curse me.Ever since then, mankind have tried to serve me, by chasing knowledge and freedom, yet Yahweh has always kept punishing them.. Jelosi go kill am...

Me: but Satan, na wa o.. which kain yarns be dis? Truly, you be deceiver..

Satan: you say... no be yahweh dey do all the evil wey dey this world, when im finish una go come blame me? See, I sabi speak Pidgin. According to Yahweh, all languages commot because people been dey build tower of Babel.. lie lie man.. So even pidgin (better warri broken) start on top TOWER matter? lwkmd.. Anyways, make I saturate you with a few verses from your Bible.


Even im pikin wey try beta pass am small, still get small of im papa character..


me: , stop stop e don do.. *hails fela, hitler, michael jackson, all the catholic priests, all the sinning christians, nigerian politicians, oledepo, adeboye... plus all my african ancestors wey no hear abt Jesus...*


REPENT FOR THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS AT HAND...

Yahweh's on the winning side. He's not GOOD/EVIL.. He WON.. that's all that matters.. atheists and bad belle ppl, i wan go heaven o...

Sal C: I agree with you, knowing God require the help of the Holy Spirit for the Scripture said the Holy Spirit will lead us into every truth and God is truth.

Whenever I see posts like this, I wonder what future generations will think of us.
@sal c, can you comfortably show this write-up to your grandsons in future? *just asking*

1) MUSIC
2) REAL ESATATE
3) OIL & GAS
4) YOUR LATE MOTHER'S CHURCH *still Loading*



All they now need is just to give their lives to christ and receive the Holy Spirit. Fvck music, that church can make them RULE AFRICA.






[size=4pt]just being mischievous. [/size]

CFCfan: Very nice from you.
Red is the colour. Rangers is the team.

Bros na WHITE be the colour ooooo

aminho: 1. You’re always keeping track of the
French leagues, why? – 9 out of 10
Arsenal signings will either arrive
from Ligue1 or chances are they will
be French nationals.
2. You know beforehand that
whenever we’re linked with a big
name signing, they are never going to
happen.
3. You have learned to stop under
estimating teams and always wait for
the final whistle before updating
your facebook status.
4. There’s no doubt in your mind that
Tottenham will never finish higher
than the Arsenal.
5. You research the youth and
reserve team more, as a result of
expecting to see them in the first
team.
6. You can’t stand Manchester United
– in fact, you hate them with all your
heart; sure you can respect them (I
do), but that doesn't stop us from
hating their guts!
7. You actually respected Barcelona…
that is, until they started stealing
our players (Henry, Hleb, Fabregas)
and knocking us out of the Champions
League in successive seasons. Now
you support Real Madrid.
8. You use the comeback of how
Arsenal will be financially safe when
Financial Fair Play is implemented.
9. You always have ready made
excuses as to why Arsenal didn't win
a match – it’s the truth, just think
about it.
10. No matter what goes against
Arsenal – no matter how bad the
situation is – you will always support
this red and white beauty, pride of
North London.
11. You know that the only certainty
as an Arsenal fan is uncertainty – You
will never know what you’ll get just like Mr amshi .

Better it is Man_U than Spuds. Screw spuds, they can never finish above #afc.

@NOS 3 & 7: spot on!

@NOS 9: No more bruv, any truthful gonner will have noticed that this season is different; fans/supporters are now demanding for CHANGE. #WENGEROUT

#COYG