₦airaland Forum

tlops:
that will not work in nigeria oh, even if the lady agrees in the begining, she will stay put after 3 kids. Even if you pay her off, she'll be back as soon as the money finish, but I dont understand why one will prefer that (i mean wt children).

Contract without children still sounds more like a "contract", as soon as children don enter, that one nah "marriage" be that,

Lai lai. it will never work. not in naija where family bond is very strong. besides, do you know what it is like for a mother to leave 3 children behind AND NEVER LOOK BACK? if all goes well, it will take at least 5 years to have three kids. you want someone to throw away 5 years of her life and her 3 children for your miserable 3 million naira? Sometimes, i wonder the way some of us think.

Source abeg. this story reminds me of PM NEWS. and by the way, is there a news paper like PUNCH METRO?

ozaro:
Army is a collection of Soldiers.

woe betides the man who gets married to an army.

Nwaka77:
@ Poster

Why are you disturbing one with your marital problem? And as usual the Nigerian chuvinist pigs come flying out from every corner! Why do alot of Nigerians DECEIVE themselves and dabble into marraige when they know nothing about it? Let me ask you this, don't  you have marraige counselling where you live? If we were not in an age of technology, where will you run to, to report your spouse? Seriously Nigerians make their marraiges seem very unpalatable and UGLY. The constant female bashing bastards on Nairaland are always on the loose as well. If Nigerians are not busy hating on each other due to tribe then its due to gender. You all are cursed and that is why Nigeria can NEVER move forward due to the the calibre of people it has as citizens! Even Sudan is rejecting Nigerians. Countries around the world will continue to reject you because God don't like ugly.

No one forced your sex addicted backside to get married. You ought to have discussed sexual compatability with your spouse before walking down the aile. Maybe you are a lazy bum who never helps out with the kids or the home and allows the poor woman take care of everything and when she is all burnt out, you wonder why she does not want to sleep with your black, lazy, sweaty, stinking, hairy, craw-craw filled, probably herpes infected monkey behind! Abeg free the woman! You Naija males are not worth being married to in the first place. Marraige to you people is like a curse and will lead to an early grave! Go marry oyibo!  Also, since Nigerians are in the business of forcing people to get married and equate being married to happiness and contentment, why the hell are there so many threads created each day complaining about the spouse? Bloody hypocrates! Ufa' Akai!!!!

you are a fool

@ mama-gee. how many favorites do you have? besides no one asked for you favorite "quote" the thread says about favorite "verse(s)"

in spite of all present aviation laws, planes still sometimes have mid- air collusion. imagine what will happen with 1,000 flying cars heading toward victoria island on a monday morning. i hope they dont bring thisexpensive toys to lagos. ( at least, not now)

the bible says, lying is a sin and the smallest sin can prevent you from the kingdom of God. would you prefer me to lie, save the persons life and spend my eternity in hell? besides is it my fault that he got himself into the shitt he is in? if it is his destiny to die, die he must. i have never lied in my life and i wont do it for any reason.
E isso mesmo

good music,
fine girls,
other great black men
and of course MONEY

i have never been married so i really cant say much but i think one reliable solution is DISTANCE.
we wont live too close to either family
we would visit only when we must
members of either family must call before visiting. (that includes my mother and hers)
No member of either family is allow to live with us( even if we live in a 10 bedroom mansion)

They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails. Lord of war

Oooooooooooomo. Naija get fine women no be small. this pictures make make me want to get married.

exercise
good food
good cream
no drugs, alcohol, weed
safe sex
smile more, frown less
eye treatment ( people with white eyes tend to look childish)
trendy cloths
trendy hair cut
face surgery (yes, if needed)
emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm still thinking

lets stop all this hypocrisy. you and i are more corrupt than most of the guys in this parastatal. the only reason why we are yelling is because we are not getting a piece of the cake. show me a nigerian who is not corrupt.we just have different avenues of exibiting it. banks, telecoms (eg mtn ),media, the list is endless. go to computer village and see the kind of shitt that goes on there.abeg before you start naming names, search yourself and tell me If You Holy Pass.

i dont know why you people are condemning the poor guy. the bible says "enter through THE NARROW GATE"  since 99.9% of the front gates you will find in naija are already wide, our bishop  decided to enter through the back one, which is the narrow gate and you are all here complaining.  you can never satisfy nigerians  

this is so sad. 10b if well utilized will change nepa. Can someone pls tell me what is there to celebrate??. because honestly i cant see ONE THING about Nigeria worth celebrating.

paraphase:
The List is Endless buh Lemme Just few ones I have in MyBrain rght now,

-Gongo Aso      9ice
-My Car            Tetuila
-Imagine That  StylPlus
-Daina              Daddy showkey
-Danfo Drivers  Mad Melon & Mountain Black
-street crdibilty 9ice
-weddind day   9ice
-Mr Lecturer      eedris
-hu bon d maga wande coal
-collabo             DeeBee
-Prty rider rmx  9ice

Omo The list is endless oo But lemme just allow Other members too 2List theirs , uhm b4 i go somebody Please Tell 9ice to wake Up.He shuld realise Musicians gain respect with their Gud videoz and not the Wack we all know him with  

though i agree with you, i hope you realize that some of this videos were shot at a time when the nigerian music industry was at its infancy satge.



[quote author=@ngel0v3 link=topic=472208.msg6323166#msg6323166 date=1278107986]I'm sorry but haven't you guys seen these two vids?

Flavour - Oyi na tum

P-Square - I Love U

These videos from the theme of the song, to directing and performance (in terms of acting) by the artistes made it in my bad books definitely,

Watch and judge yourself,[/quote]as per flavour i disagrre with you completely. this videos might not be the bomb but it is not BAD at all. guess you were expecting too much

nigeria is one of the few country where crime actually pays, think about it. you will never get caught because the police never investigate except if you are caught on the crime scene. and even if, just make sure you have enough balance in you account (trust me, you dont need millions) , you will walk after a few days in the cell.
but if you got caught with your pants down or a murder case, well that might be a little more complicated. love naija

several people die EVERYDAY in the name of religion. can anyone please mention one thing man has gained from religion? rather than gaining, humanity keeps losing. , SHAME

ALL thanks to my sister who was always always always willing to help. i wonder what i would have done without her.
thanks to my mum for all the encouraging words, advice and for getting me out of trouble when i managed to get into it.
its funny how selfish i have become since i things have gotten better.

do people still discuss this gay issue? i thought its a forgone conclusion. the truth is, homosexaulity has come to stay an its either you join them or leave them with their lifestyle.i usually find its disgusting though especially the negro ones.

This is one of the reason why the small scale industry in nigeria will never grow. if you have 1m to invest in a business and you use 750k to rent a shop, what is left? yet we blame those selling at the raod side. the house i live in here, dem no born me well to live in this kind of house in niaja because by the time i pay two years rent with agency, agreement, damages etc. it will be running into 1.5m where will i get that kind of money from? and you wonder why people are leaving niaja by all means.

Onlytruth:
Another terrible journalism!

Where did Lagerback say anything about LOCAL COACHES being the best?
He only called for former players who played at the very top in Europe (like Kanu) to take over and be given long term space to deliver, not our usual fire brigade, and certainly not local quacks like Amodu!

The Nigerian junk journalist changed it to support for local coaches.

Who was the best coach to ever handle the super eagles during which time their name changed from Green Eagles to Super Eagles? Answer: Clemens Westerhoff.

Who was the coach that led Green Eagles to their first African Nations Cup title in Lagos? Answer, another whiteman called Father Tito (or was it Otto Gloria ).

How many titles at the senior levels have the Super Eagles won under a local coach? NONE!

Food for thought.

Lagerback only advised that we plan long term with a coach who has played at the highest level. Is the highest level local? NO!

you must be high on cheap beer. sure you are one of those idiots who worship anything european. I hope you choke on that your food for thought. FILHO DA PUTA

CarlosVent:
dey shuld learn a lesson from dis and also d driver was he stil goten after dis incident?

for where? them dey catch mess?

otawa:
The deceased man was assigned to follow the arrested vehicle and the driver to the office to process his arrest.

what a backward country.

we are 7th largest producer of crude oil and see what crapy system they have in place.

in another 5years, another one is going to die like this again.

five years is a long time.another one will happen very soon. there was a time some danfo drivers got tired of this same lastman official and threw about five of them off the third mainland bridge. it was all in the news then. i cant really remember which year but i am sure its less than five years ago

I really dont think so. I dont know about europe but compared to hotels in rio de janeiro, brasil, i honestly think nigerian hotels are very affordable.

goal llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll argentina

amodu has cursed us

izeek:
Today is d day Nigeria needs to prove to d World that they are not 419. In 13 World Cup matches, Nigeria has won 4, drawn 1 and lost 8.If they lose to S Korea ,their record will be 4-1-9. Let's pray for d Super Eagles.

this is the only record worth fighting for. we must win!!

unfortunately, if this match result depends on this, we will lose because 41* is what we really are.

if the hosts of heaven could make mozambique beat tunisia to favour us, then i have no doubt that argentina would do the same. its nigerias turn to win the world cup.

in all fairness, the french goalie is very good

Only a fool will say this ref is not baised but its been long since african teams have be the victims, now its our turn to ENJOY.

ojoro got france into the world cup now ojoro is getting them out.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL URUGYAU