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Family › Re: Would You Marry Your Best Friend's Widow? by Tcrack(m): 9:52pm On May 27, 2010
you want me to begin my life carrying another mans load abi? God forbid
Forum Games › Re: My Current Mood In One Word: by Tcrack(m): 9:45pm On May 27, 2010
expectant undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Family › Re: Should Micheal Essien (of Chelsea FC) Support His Father More? by Tcrack(m): 11:23pm On May 24, 2010
[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=450945.msg6088474#msg6088474 date=1274739642]
I then asked for transportation back home but he did not give me and asked me to meet him at Novotel the next Monday. I managed to perch with friends in Accra and finally got to Novotel on Monday only to be told Michael Essien left the country Friday night soon after my meeting with him
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Career › Re: Zenith Bank Bans Nairaland by Tcrack(m): 11:15pm On May 24, 2010
am sure zenith did not employ them to sit in front of the coputer and surf nairaland.
Business › Re: Unexpected money in my account - What do I do? I have bills to pay! by Tcrack(m): 1:00pm On May 24, 2010
go to the bank, withdraw the money and take it to the nearest police station for further investigation. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Business › Re: Unexpected money in my account - What do I do? I have bills to pay! by Tcrack(m): 12:56pm On May 24, 2010
act like a true lagos boy. leave the new money therefor a while let see how it goes. if yawa gas, you can simply claim you dint know it was there. but,withdraw all the money that is truely yours (you old balance) from the account iam sure you wont want an "unexpected withdrawal" to come and sweep everything grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Family › Re: My Greatest Challenge As An Orphan by Tcrack(m): 5:56pm On May 22, 2010
am gonna be verry blunt with you. your main problem is selfpity and if you do not snap out of it, hit the street and DO WHAT REAL HUSTLERS DO, you will probaly die of hunger.just so you know you, i suffer pass you and both parents were hail had hearty.
Education › Re: Very Common English Language Errors by Tcrack(m): 5:43pm On May 22, 2010
back in lagos, i would go any lenght to make sure my english was perfect. its funny how useless english is here .i havent spoken english to anyone in God know how long. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Who Is Your Best Super Eagles Player Of All Time? by Tcrack(m): 1:07pm On May 19, 2010
i pick Kanu. he has more achievements and better personality on and off the pitch.
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Been Arrested And Locked Up In The Cell Before by Tcrack(m): 3:39pm On Apr 06, 2010
i spent nine days in a cell, me that i used to gym and  chop up well, by the time i came out,everybody was asking what the Bleep happend to me. my neck was so fucking long. i dont even where to start relaying the experience from but it was anything but nice. i would rather spend a week in a western jail than spend a hour in a nigerian cell. if you want to know what the word DISCOMFORT means, try Adeniji police station.
Crime › Re: Police To Charge 41 For Murder Over Jos Crisis ! by Tcrack(m): 4:49am On Mar 25, 2010
jumobi1:
Look at that silly Barca fan in the pic,
Messi would be disappointed.
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Politics › Re: How Much Can You Sacrifice For Nigeria? by Tcrack(m): 4:14am On Mar 25, 2010
to whom nothing is given, nothing should be expected. Nigeria has given me NOTHING so i will give NOTHING FOR NIGERIA.
Politics › Re: Constant Power Supply? Whats The Cause? by Tcrack(m): 4:05am On Mar 25, 2010
you berra go iron all ya cloths now and enjoy it while it last because past experience tells me it wont last. while you are at it, you berra prepare for the most rediculous bill.
Politics › Re: Would You Support A Dora Akunyili Led Inec? by Tcrack(m): 5:35pm On Mar 19, 2010
she cant be any worse than the goat that was there before. i would support her.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Prisoners In Uk To Be Sent Back To Nigerian Prisons! by Tcrack(m): 5:31pm On Mar 19, 2010
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sebi they said fashola has refurbished Kirikiri.no P now,they will have the opprotunity to meet big men e.g bode goerge and al mustapha.just make sure you dont end up in badagry prison i heard its the worst . you are not even allowed to talk aloud. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Dissolves The Federal Executive Council by Tcrack(m): 4:03am On Mar 18, 2010
finally, we are rid of murice iwu. thats something to cheer
Politics › Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Tcrack(m): 12:29am On Mar 18, 2010
I was sick and tired of PHCN.
TV/Movies › Re: Igbos In Wolverine by Tcrack(m): 10:29pm On Mar 16, 2010
make una leava holywood alone abeg grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Family › Re: Who Holds The Tv Remote Control In Your House by Tcrack(m): 10:24pm On Mar 16, 2010
our tv dose not have remot. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Family › Re: My Marriage Is Crashing Please Help by Tcrack(m): 5:37pm On Mar 14, 2010
you have raised so many issue icluding: respect, jealousy,cheating,his family not liking you and so on, I honestly dont think anyone would have a silver bullet for your problems . so, if i were you, I WILL BE PATIENT WITH HIM FOR A PERIOD OF SIX MONTHS DURING WHICH, I WOULD GIVE MY EVERYTHING WITHOUT EXPECTING ANYTHING IN RETURN.For the sake of the child.if after that he still does not change, i will get a divorce.
Politics › Re: Large Parts of Kano Textile Market Burnt by Tcrack(m): 5:20pm On Mar 14, 2010
mistakay:
One merchant was said to have left 60Million in his shop. It is all gone.
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that marchant is a bloody scammer. #60,000,000 Haba. in what denomination? even if it is in #1000 note. kilode?
Crime › Re: Pictures From Jos Massacre (viewers Discretion Advised) by Tcrack(m): 4:14pm On Mar 14, 2010
for goodness sake. why kill children? i have been trying to find a worhty purnishment for the perpetrator of this crime but i couldnt find any. even if they are jailed for the rest of their miserable lives, it is still not enough purnishment. MY HEART WEEPS. cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Romance › Re: Would You Mount Surveillance On Your Partner? by Tcrack(m): 4:13pm On Mar 12, 2010
the bible says, "seek and you shall find" if you spy on your partner, that thing you want to see, you will see.then, i would like to see the look on your face when you have to take care of your four children all alone. except he/she has giving you a concrete reason to be suspicious, anybody spying on his/her partner has a serious psychological problems. IMO
Career › Re: Zenith Bank's Employment by Tcrack(m): 2:17pm On Mar 12, 2010
Arysexy:
My Brother, u are better of, i am an ex intercontinental bank staff, in the name of cutting down cost my set in the training school was degraded to executive trainee 2 from the normal executive trainee, my salary was 55k and upfront of 150k, whereas fellow ETs earn double my salary and we have the same target, etc. Not minding that, the event of December 2009 also swept me out of the bank after just one year with the bank.

So thank your star u are still earning salary, i dont think i can still work in any bank again, just managing what i was able to save plus the 100k ridiculous pay i got from them, life continues.
i can never work for anybody.bank or otherwise.expecially in a country like nigeria where the is no closing time.you resume by 8am and you are not sure when you will go home.only to be paid a paltry sum at the end of the month.
Romance › Re: The Eight Irresistible Kinds Of Guys That Women Are Desperate To Hook Up With by Tcrack(m): 8:25pm On Mar 11, 2010
MAGUS the genie.
He's what is called a lackey (or, to allow the colloquial term: an backside-kisser). Magus is a magic-wand, a genie for those that love him. He will always give them whatsoever they want, doing whatever the women need for them even if it would cause their growth to be stunted (And now Magus reminds me of a guy in school who used to do all the assignments & tests for his class girlfriend, ). He is a god, but he's her boy as well. She would always defend him from her friends, saying "Leave him alone. He's very very nice".



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Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander With Highest Number Of Posts by Tcrack(op): 8:14pm On Mar 11, 2010
SORYY MR CRACKLES. I DINT KNOW I WOULD HURT YOU BY NOT SAYING YOU HAVE THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF POST. I CAN SEE YOU HAVE MORE POST THAT SPIKEDCYLINDER. ALAKORI grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Do You Think This Girl Is Interested In Me - Can She Disengage Her Fiance For Me by Tcrack(m): 8:04pm On Mar 11, 2010
lonelydude:
However, In her latest pictures, she had an engagement ring on her finger which sprung up doubts in me. Also,I've been able to figure out who the person is from the comments on her photo (trust me, I know he's the one).
are you ugly?
are you disabled or deformed?
dose you breath stink?
are you retarded?
if the answer to all this questions is no,then i will take it that you are silly.of all the single ladies in the uk,you cannot go out are look for one. it is the one that is engaged to another person you want. so you will break the poor guys heart and tomorrow he will come to nairaland with a topic like this[url=https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-411483.0.html abi?] https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-411483.0.html abi?[/url]
if she leaves her current bf for you, you should be rest assured she will leave you for another person very soon. shit head
Romance › Re: What's Really Going On In The Mind Of Babes? by Tcrack(m): 7:29pm On Mar 11, 2010
i really dont pray to be in your shoes  because i have a fiance too in niaja but, all that period while you were abroad,did you really think she would be alone? body no be wood my brother.am sure you too know that. like you said, ""a ugly skinny guy"maybe she is just using the guy to keep her engine from getting rust. if i were you, i would listen to her story.i use some of this latinos too so that i wont forget my skills grin grin grin grin grin  grin grin grin grin ;Dbut that dont mean i dont love my fiancee. i  love her crazy but like i said body no be wood.  listen to her.
Romance › Re: What Do naija Girls Offer In Relationships? by Tcrack(m): 4:52pm On Mar 10, 2010
i used to have a very very awful dress sense.my niaja girlfriend converted me into a SWAGGERrY dresser and even though we are no longer together, whenever poeple comend my dressing, i always remember her.I think thats something.

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