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Children of police and children of pastors always a thorn in flesh of the parent. But Which kind of father still beats a 19 years old child?

Does she leave the door open when her husband is around? If no, then I advise you be careful. She is probably seducing or testing you. Either case, you might get into trouble.
Will ur brother believe you, that his wife of many years is seducing u? I don't think so.
This is what I think. Your sister in law doesn't want you around. You are probably too comfortable in your bros house. If u don't want trouble, go look for somewhere else to stay till u go back to school.

IFEOLUWAKRIZ:
Dullard





I pity my president cos he was and is still the recipient of the above word

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Nigeria is a dreamland where people believe more on what they hear than what they see... So the only way they govern us is through speech, not action

And in another development, President Buhari appointed 6 dead people into various departments.

KushyKush:
There is nothing like bigger sin or smaller sin.

Sin is sin... If you tell lies you are on same level as a serial killer.

FYI there is no Bible verse that tagged masturbation sinful.

The form of sexual act that is holy and pure before God is the one that id done between a married couple.
Jesus Christ specifically said that when a man looks at a woman in a lustful way, it is sin. Masturbation is not done in a vacuum. Sometimes people masturbate when watching an erotic or pornographic video. At other times, some masturbate while imagining images of partners they desire. These desires arouses sexual motives and sometimes end up in masturbation.
The word "masturbation" may not be used, but it is implied. The apostle Paul in one of his epistles urged Christians to abstain from all sort of uncleanness of the flesh and of the spirit.
Masturbation is a perverted sexual habit. Those who indulge in it must seek God's help and act to refrain from it."

stephenduru:
A Nigerian soldier,Ochi Frank,who lives in Maiduguri has taken to Facebook to share photos of how he celebrated his birthday in the desert.He wrote...

'During the celebration in the Desert, this is the number 4th birthday am celebraring in the war front, it was successful because God with his infinite mercy has made it so, not only the BIRTHDAY but also celebrating leaving the war front entirely within a couple of days, Thank God for our lives because thousands came here but we are now few in numbers. Na the things we see use for the meriment ooh "BUSH THINGS" God bless all my well wishers in JESUS name'

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/12/nigerian-soldier-celebrates-his.html?m=1

na mineral soft drink. Looks lie a 5 yr old birthday
:p

progress69:
my brother, we all know the havoc terrorists caused on oil pipelines and and installations. for almost a year the president had to deal with that issue with oil price going as low as $28/barrel. Now crude oil have started picking up, and we are getting more revenue from diversification efforts, we can see some improvement with Nigeria gradually sliding our of recession. This is not about being a Buharist, we have to be fair. Our National reserves have started growing despite all the harsh conditions, things are gradually beginning to improve. by the end of 2018, much difference would have been notice. All i want now is for Baba to put an eagle eye on desperadoes like Atiku who will do anything to sabotage the government to grab power that he can never reach. Sai baba

kobo kobo journalist,
please desist from the blame game. It makes you look stupid and empty. Just advising you.

PDP has not learnt anything from their failure in the last general election.
Voters in this ward have vowed to defend their votes. The previous eras where results written in is bedroom is over.
The electorates are set to elect candidates who will serve them and not those who will give their common patrimony to a godfather. They are gradually demystifying the godfathers.

Shuo

A foremost soccer website, Goal.com has voted Victor Moses African Player of the year.

Details-
The Chelsea and Nigeria superstar has been named as the continent’s best for the last 12 months.
Nigeria’s Victor Moseshas been namedGoal Africa Player of the Yearfor 2017.
The Chelsea wideman has won the award ahead of the likes of Gabon's Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, Guinean Naby Keita, Sadio Mane of Senegal and Egyptian superstar Mohamed Salah.
Moses enjoyed a remarkable transformation during the 2016-17 season, winning over the doubters and earning his place at Chelsea despite appearing destined for the exit door.
He was introduced into the starting lineup in late 2016 in an unfamiliar wing-back role after Antonio Conte saw in the former Crystal Palace attacker a key solution to a problem position.
Throughout early 2017, Moses was a key figure for the Pensioners as they won the Premier League title, with the wideman only losing twice—against Tottenham Hotspur and Manchester United—before the FA Cup final defeat by Arsenal.
After being dismissed in that match, Moses bounced back with the equaliser in a 1-1 draw against Arsenal in the Community Shield final at Wembley, before the Gunners went onto clinch the trophy on penalties.
He’s had to contend with injuries this term, but excellent displays against Tottenham Hotspur Newcastle United have reaffirmed Moses’s importance at Stamford Bridge.
At international level, Moses, who also made the 11-man shortlist for Caf’s African Footballer of the Year award, played an influential role in Nigeria’s successful qualification for the 2018 World Cup...
Read more? m.goal.com/x/en-ng/news/4110/african-all-stars/2017/12/29/41356552/revealed-victor-moses-wins-goal-africa-player-of-the-year

Lalasticlala
Mynd44,

If laws on sexual intercourse with ones wife or sexual partner makes it extremely difficult to enjoy sex, the men will have no other alternative than to go for those attractive sex dolls.

Well, I suspect that this counsellor is a eunuch. And so he imagines that ejaculation is something you can pre-programmed.

And of course, you know that the minister of petroleum in 1978 is the current minister 39 years after.
And u actually expected him to do things differently...

afolee:
What Would You Want Naija music Blogers to add to there site?

Comment Below!

first thing first.
Go back to primary school and learn the difference between "their" and "there".
Have a nice day.

Forget that thing. The bicycle is brand new. If he can afford to purchase it, he can as well fuel his car even at 1000 naira per litre. He is just exercising. But he looks like a native doctor to me. Is this your rep member?

I know exactly what caused the fight. It is quite typical among robbers. They don't tolerate rivalry.

That was how they cleaned up Buhari and presented him to NIGerians as the only alternative to Goodluck. But today, rats are the ones in charge of Aso Rock. In Nigeria, anything can be president, even rats.

sarrki:
Anyone that wish Yusuf dead will not see new year

Anybody can die at anytime. Even you too. Dead wishes will not kill him, neither will your prayers bring him back to life if it is his time.
So stop acting like you love the first family more than Buhari himself.

A few months ago, minister for state, (petroleum), Dr. Ibe Kachikwu raised the alarm about illegality and financial misappropriation in the petroleum industry. Every one expected the minister of petroleum (PMB) to wade into the matter and arrest the ugly trend. Instead, Dr. Kachikwu became a victim of circumstance. He became unduly detached from the affairs of his ministry. He was silenced and subdued.
The current fuel crises is a climax of those issues which were swept under the carpet.
Removal of subsidies will give room to marketers to get the fuel and made available to the masses. It would also ensure that trillions that were previously spent on subsidies will be used to massively develop the country. So we were told.
Balarabe Musa, please stop these blame games. Ask the man in charge of the ministry to explain why the ministry he took upon himself to oversee is failing the country? A puppet who is not able to properly organise just one ministry under him, is pretending to be in charge of the entire country.

I hope they will learn to fear God after this incident.

By the way, has Buhari moved to Aso rock, or are the rats still the ones ruling the country.
Anything can be a president in Nigeria

The change is here.

Pojomojo:
During GEJ's regime,which was the most hopeless,incompetent,and corrupt regime that has ever ruled Nigeria,scarcity of petroleum products was a daily affair.It was perennial.Yet it didn't stop his deluded supporters from voting for him in 2015.And the same hypocrites want to crucify Buhari for recording just one incidence of scarcity of petroleum products in almost three years.

A scarcity which is due to mischief and sabotage by petroleum products dealers and tank farm owners,and not to any incompetence or corruption on the part of Buhari's administration. Sometimes I wonder whether these PDP losers actually think with their brains or with their nether regions.
They want me to believe that I am stupid for supporting an upright and honest man who has recorded only one incident of fuel scarcity in almost three years,and only because of sabotage.But they don't think that they are stupid for voting for an incompetent and corrupt man who had scarcity of petroleum products as a daily feature of his regime.Nonsense.

Your brain needs factory reset.

Boxing Day is traditionally observed on the first working day after Christmas. What comes to your mind when you hear of Boxing Day? How do you observer the day? What are your plans for today?
According to Wilkipedia sources,
There are competing theories for the origins of the term, none of which is definitive. [5]The Oxford English Dictionarygives the earliest attestations from Britain in the 1830s, defining it as "the first week-day after Christmas-day, observed as a holiday on which post-men, errand-boys, and servants of various kinds expect to receive a Christmas-box". [6]
The term "Christmas-box" dates back to the 17th century, and among other things meant:
A present or gratuity given at Christmas: in Great Britain, usually confined to gratuities given to those who are supposed to have a vague claim upon the donor for services rendered to him as one of the general public by whom they are employed and paid, or as a customer of their legal employer; the undefined theory being that as they have done offices for this person, for which he has not directly paid them, some direct acknowledgement is becoming at Christmas. [7]
In Britain, it was a custom for tradespeople to collect "Christmas boxes" of money or presents on the first weekday after Christmas as thanks for good service throughout the year. [8]This is mentioned in Samuel Pepys' diary entry for 19 December 1663. [9]This custom is linked to an older British tradition: since they would have to wait on their masters on Christmas Day, the servants of the wealthy were allowed the next day to visit their families. The employers would give each servant a box to take home containing gifts, bonuses, and sometimes leftover food.
In South Africa (a former British colony) as recently as the 1980s, milkmen and garbage collectors, who normally had little if any interaction with those they served, were accustomed to knock on their doors asking for a "Christmas box", being a small cash donation, in the week or so before and after Christmas.
The European tradition, which has long included giving money and other gifts to those who were needy and in service positions, has been dated to the Middle Ages, but the exact origin is unknown. It is believed to be in reference to the Alms Box placed in areas of worship to collect donations to the poor. Also, it may come from a custom in the late Roman/early Christian era, wherein metal boxes placed outside churches were used to collect special offerings tied to the Feast of Saint Stephen, [10]which in the Western Churchfalls on the same day as Boxing Day.
Read more on this here.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxing_Day

Have a pleasant Boxing Day. Remember, be moderate in your consumption of alcohol. Don't drive under the influence of alcohol.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in advance.

Hello Ladies and gentlemen, is this 2017 or 1917?
Just asking

Is it that our politicians lacked ideas, or they are just cruelly wicked?

Ehiscotch:
He is a Northerner, Just so you all know.

He has broken through your stereotypes.

To all those quoting, I am not being a tribalist or whatever, I am just so proud that Northern Muslims are proving you all wrong.

You all who only believe your tribes are better.

4yi, not every Mohammed is a notherner. I know a few Mohammeds from the west. And what more? He schools in the south. So he is technically a product from the south.

iSlayer:
Ofcourse we know she's a witch too. The eyes gave her away.

It takes a witch/wizard to identify a fellow witch.

PLEASE SHOW SOME REGARDS FOR THE AGED.

Toaskarity:
https://www.nairaland.com/4245542/stop-dont-view-blue-film

That topic made it to front page but the content made no sense.


That is a lie you just made up. If i ask why you come up with this? most likely you answer will be how you know a man that was watching porn and the wife left him bla bla bla. but then if i tell you i know a man that watch porn and still have a happy marriage, i bet you say I'm lying lol. let me don't waste time on this cos there are so many bullsh^^it you wrote that need some answer.


what! what does this even mean? let me go by your brain logic. if Guinness staut is not harmful why doesn't the company encourage children to drink it. wait what did i just say, I'm confusing myself


This is a great question and it caught my attention to reply to this thread? I will try to explain, hopefully you comprehend but if you did not. Hopefully it help other readers.
The reason for secretely watching porn is because of shame and guilt. we feel guilt about something we did and we feel shame for something we are. Both feelings are connected to messages and expectations of others !
I made that bold, hopefully you comprehend by now but i will keep going incase you dont. If you are reading this now, I bet you have seen a naked 4 years or younger, have you ever wondered why they are not ashamed to be naked. We learn to be ashamed because our parent told us to and their parent told them etc. No one is born feeling shame... Now this is where it get complicated and I'm crossing my fingers that you do comprehend. one of the lies we are told is that sexuality is natural and there is biological drive that lead us to feel, think and act in particular sexual way. If you believe this which most people do, it follows that when you view porn, then the belief "natures way" in that it is wrong which feels one with shame. This a very common thinking other than the fact that religion and tradition encourage us to believe this, there is no truth to it. Nature has nothing to do with it. Our shame about porn or even sex begins not within inside but from outside of us. We are told that some kind of sexual activity are ok but others are wrong that not wanting any sex is unhealthy, that too much pleasure is wrong, that being too open about sex is a sign of a problem. I can go on and on but if at this point you dont comprehend, I cant help anymore. I hope you see why people view porn secretly.


acting them out? do you have issues with people having sex if so then I think you just a jealous male that need to get laid. now the rest of the sentence doesn't make sense. In fact everything else you wrote is trash and i suggest you leave it for lawma.

To other readers, I am not encouraging watching porn either especially most of you who have a biblical or any other religious view. If this guy has just said dont watch porn because Jesus or bible or his pastor said so I wont even made this reply infact I wont even read it all lol.

My sincere opinion if you do watch porn is to never feel less of a person or ashamed, also you are not alone either. Porn websites are the most visited in very part of the world from USA to the most religious region in middle east. If you desire porn go for it brothers! but just like anything on earth dont let it take over you.

People qatch porn secretly is because, it is a sexual act. Sexual acts are never done in the open. Watching porn inane public place is almost like having sex in the open. Watching porn at times can elicit the same response as the one engaging in it. Not everyone can control themselves when viewing porn