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If voting will count, then Moses will win it. I trust chelsea thugs (sorry, fans). Dem sabi rig election no be small. If u give them the chance, each one will vote for a million times.

She actually wanted proof her husband was cheating on her. Now she got it, she wanted to crash the plane.
Lesson: A person who increases his or her knowledge is also increasing their suffering.

1. When you are all seated, don't order anything yet. Call some of your cool guys. Make the call right in their presence. Tell ur guys u have some extra girls with u here. If they are less busy, can they come over and have some fun with them?
Make sure you don't order anything till your friends showed up.
2. You can also change the venue of the date. Take them to an orphanage. In their presence, you give all your cash to the orphanage. Your girl and her girls will be forced to even give to the orphans as well. Better waste the cash on those orphans than those heartless ungrateful bitches.

Here is my own addition.
"A slay queen is a young whoring girl who shares her sexually attractive photos on the social media with the sole intention of attracting rich clients (mostly married men) who arrange sex dates in some downtown brothels.
To be frank, Slay queens are glorified prostitutes.

Recovering from looters and placing them in the hands of other super looters to be used for cutting grass in IDP camps.
Imagine! Hundreds of million contracts awarded to cut grass in a camp which cannot boast of a bag of rice for the IDPs.
Meanwhile, these same grasses will be packaged, and send to another ministry which has already awarded contracts to import "them" from Brazil to feed Buhari 100 cows.
Fantastically corrupt people lying to the world that it is fighting corruption.

There is a saying among my people.
That it is the palm oil of the careless man that is used for eating roasted plantain at the palm oil processing mill.

Coming from the same group of people who said they have already created 10 million jobs? Abeg park well make I pass.

ashjay001:
He accomplished all these, yet u wonder how he lost to a 3 times loser

That is exactly what you get when you establish schools for a group of people who have been genetically and structurally encoded to believe that "western education is haram".

McBeal10:
it's only in this country thieves are celebrated. I still de wonder why that woman neva enter jail.

if you stop celebrating the thieves, who then is left to be celebrated?

I too do not approve the use of innocent kids in protests. It is risky and unpredictable.
Just as I do not approve the outright firing of the so called "incompetent" teachers. Government may pull them from the classrooms and transfer them to other departments. It is obvious the teachers desperately want to keep their jobs. They could embark on their protests without involving people's kids. If anyone manipulated my kids in a senseless protest like this one, i will personally sue them.

Girls girls women. Just be thinking that the only way to make it is just between the thighs.

Still a pickup van

Abegi police wan chop their own money. He will be released ASAP.

Samstone79:
From a reliable source: They said the reason for the change in toll price is to decongest traffic while asking for change, hence making it a round number.#Crazy

quite a childish excuse. So will they now allow those who have change to continue paying the old rates while those without change forfeit the extra?
Only a kid will believe that useless excuse.
You increase fees from 150 to 250. And u are saying what? What not 200, if indeed it is an issue of getting change?
Or, what is wrong in rounding down in this hard times?

After a harrowing one month in the hands of kidnappers, Edo born musician has finally been released. Although, details of his release are sketchy, his son, Oriri Osayomore took to Facebook to break the goodnews.
Epa, welcome home.
May this never happen again.
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The last time I visited Anambra, i was impressed with what I saw. Obiano deserves a second chance.

Mudley313:
Well, the thing is, what I perceive to be negative/unhealthy only escalates the situation if I open mouth, so it's a case of damned if I do and damned if I don't...for now, I will be going with my conscience sha unless there's anything more enlightening that I'm not seeing that anyone can add put 4 the matter

Do a bit of research. If it is culturally ok for kids that age to go for a sleepover at grany's. Personally, I don't see anything wrong in allowing your in law have her way in this case. Moreover, inter racial marriages are not entirely predictable. A lot of compromise may be required on your part

“My government was severely criticised for increasing the pump price of petroleum from N67 to N97 at a time that global crude price was going for over 100 dollars.
“The pump price was later reduced to N87 when the price of crude oil dropped and they attacked us that it was supposed to be lower.
“Those who criticised my administration are not talking again now that the global crude oil is about 53 dollars per barrel and the pump price of petrol is N143,” Ikechukwu Eze, Jonathan’s spokesman, quoted him in a statement

HungerBAD:
And what can Jonathan do?

Herein lies the problem with Nigeria and that is tribalism, and this is bad.

I have repeatedly said it that the problem of Nigeria is not corruption,religion, bad governance or such. The number one problem is tribal and ethnic affiliation.

Everything in Nigeria is looked at from a tribal view. Nigeria has had plenty of Presidents,some corrupt and some not too corrupt.

But when Goodluck Jonathan came into the picture, even the Webster dictionary was forced to re-define the term " Corruption"

That the Government of President Buhari did not file corruption cases against Jonathan, his wife, PDP as a political party, thousands of Jonathan's hangers on and enablers is perplexing to me.

That a toothless bulldog like the IYC is suddenly talking and supporting Goodluck Jonathan , when even the corrupt Jonathan did not develop any part of Bayelsa as the Deputy Governor,Governnor,Vice-president and President is enough to show that the leadership of the IYC is a disgrace, and they should be overhauled.

I have started my gradual withdrawal of support for President Buhari,And the APC as a political party, for the simple reason that the fight against corruption that made me support them, is now a joke.

Goodluck Jonathan And his wife,just like the corrupt people inside APC now should be arrested and tried for crimes against Nigeria.

And the Government should not forget to pick up Obasanjo and Atiku along the way too. They got Nigeria into this mess collectively.

2 days ago, Garba Shehu, president spokesman released a statement that the return of Mania to office was the handiwork of Goodluck Jonathan. That statement alone should send a clear message to even the most docile observer that the Buhari government is prepared to leave no stone unturned in his effort to completely smear the name of Goodluck. That allegation by Shehu came as a rude shock to even the ardent supporters of Buhari. They saw a man striving to save face using the same well rehearsed lines, "blame it on the scapegoat, Jonathan".
It is a clear case of a government that is fast losing its popularity as it is unable to fulfil most of its promises but desperately hanging on to just one regular line of defence which is fighting corruption. A sinking ship will desperately do everything to stay above water.
No doubt, there are many people who will celebrate the arrest of Goodluck and other previous heads of state like Obasajor, Atiku, Abdusalami and Babagida. But such a move, rather than place food on their tables, or improve electricity supply, or improve quality of health care and education as well as reduce the high cost of living, would rather generate chaos.
Jonathan ruled for just 6 years. It is indeed myopic to assume that Jonathan ought to create a Dubai in Nigeria, whereas, Buhari, in his third year as elected president, cannot boast of any commissioned project other than the helipad he constructed in his village.

Clerverly:
This Criminal Stole Billions Of Naira, From Pension Fund Since 2012, Three years Down, Useless Jonathan, Couldnt prosecute him....Now the fugitive with Useless elements within the government smuggled him into the Civil Service...

Option Before Buhari;

1. Sack The Minister Of Justice
2 Sack The Minister Of Interior
3. Ask Head Of Service to Resign
4. Sack The Dss, for allowing a wanted man to come into the country, without arresting him.

And after sacking these people, he should tender his resignation letter. Stating that he was tired of being a figure head president being pushed around by a cabal like a puppet.

Clerverly:
Oga Shut Up! This Man Stole Over 100 Billion Naira Of Pension Fund 2010-2015, And You Didnt Nothing Than To Aid Him To Escape, Just Like Omakro, Deziani Mmadueke, And Numerous Other Elements Including Your Dear Wife, Who Stole While Nigeria Bled Under Your Watch...You Encouraged Them By Declaring In Your Infamous Speech That Stealing Was Not Corruption..
No Wonder The Only People That Still Support And Cheer You Are The IPOB Terrorists, Who Hates Nigeria..

As For Buhari, Dont Waste More Time In Firing All The Corrupt Rogues Who Aided And Abetted This Embarrassment!

Starting From That Useless Attorney General To The LEast Person in chain of Shame!

Can you see that you have no brain? The big question on everyone's lips is: despite being open notice that this man is a thief, why did Buhari bring him back from exile and even gave him a double promotion?
May you receive sense and stop displaying your lack of it in public.

piperson:
As a market woman


I don't think I need that

Of course, you need one. Situations may arise when you bid for a contract to supply goods to a client. As part of the process, you may be required to submit a resume and a cover letter.
Aim higher please.

TheHistorian:
NPF in another deep shît.

Unlawful detention of anyone is totally frowned at by the Court.Unfortunately,their unprofessionalism will never allow them see beyond their tricky emotions.

2 more million for the Evans' dynasty

even under detention, the Evanses are still busy collecting ransom from the government, thanks to police stupidity.

FreeTraining:
Those who saw thier worst days are in the grave, so u have not seen such, and I don't pray u see it soon, thank u

You can't even pray for yourself. You need prayers most.

FreeTraining:
Speak no evil against anybody cos tomorrow is pregnant ' u can also seek prayers just like WEAH did when u are in dere need of something,,it could be health challenge or any other need.

that is your thought for yourself. As for me, I have seen worse days, and my God tells me that the worst is over. Am in the promised land. I shall never have any experience which will make me yearn to go back to Egypt.
FYI, am not in anyway mocking anybody. But i just express the extent an ordinary man can go just to grab political power.

Of course. They are all over the place. Just that their modus operandi differs from the Hausa and Yorubas beggars. They don't do it foolishly like the Hausa and Yorubas who will wear dirty clothes, close their eyes and openly beg under the hot sun. The Igbo beggar is a corporate one. He can even put on a suit and a tie, approach you with photographs of a child with different shades of tumor. He tells you the child is in hospital and the doctors are asking for half million for the operation. I tell you, the time it takes the Hausa beggar to make a hundred naira, this Igbo beggar is already counting tens of thousand.

It is a pity that we the youths have been reduced to stuffs such as these. Despite our level of education, we have reduce ourselves to the status of mere praise singers. In the past, these activities of embelishing a mere man to the status of a deity was done by stark illiterates.
As for you, you are probably one of the e-rats attached to the P.A of another P.A, receiving some useless allowance to buy data to enable you spill rubbish such as this.
While you people have failed nigerian due to inability to better their lives, the only option is to fill the minds of the readers with lies and more lies.
Well, you have done the bidding of your paymaster. What baffles me though is how you can readily subjugate you objectivity and humanness for things like this. Don't you have your own life? Must you continue to worship others at the expense of truth? Are you so hopeless to the point that you will have to feed in lies for survival? Face the real life man. A life of hunger and deprivation.

Just the kind of story propagated by idiots to their fellow idiots to justify the failures of their greater idiots.

Times are desperate. Politicians are desperate.
They are prepared to key into whatever available avenue to upstage their opponents even if it means going to the devil itself, so be it. Before coming here, they may have visited all the traditional shrines to obtain power and protection. They may have even gone to India and the middle east to get whatever available powers from the Hindu and Buddhist priests.
This has nothing to do with love for God, or the man of God. It is purely selfish and personal.
As a Man of God myself, I can only pray on behalf of the Liberian voters. May their collective choice count. May true democracy prevail among them. Amen.

seunmsg:
Government is talking about accounts not linked to BVN at all. If you have lost your BVN number, simply go back to your bank and get it.

I really don't see why some so called analyst are against this move. If government don't take custody of the funds, the banks will use it as they like forever. The funds in the unlinked accounts have been there since 2015 without anybody claiming it. Government should take custody of the funds and use it judiciously for the good of the entire country.

If no one is claiming those cash not linked to BVN, the bank must take a further step to contact those customers or their next of kins. They are probably accounts hold by individuals who are no longer alive, and whose families are not even aware that their dead relation left such cash in a bank.
Those monies are never government monies.
The government should help citizens whose cash are trapped in banks to recover their savings, and not using the guise of non-VBN registration to systematically STEAL them.

Fupre was established during the time of Obasajor, campuses was opened during Yaradua.

EngrEngr:
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He only signed a bill. Which work? FUPRE was established over 10 years ago. Tonnes of graduates have been produced by the school. What is the point rushing to post he signed a bill into law? Was he supposed to revoke it? He simply taking gory for the hardwork of others.
All those hailing him probably thought it was a fresh university he established.

Are you still wondering why school children run away from school when they caught sight of them?
Are you still wondering why parents hurriedly rushed to schools to withdraw their kids when they heard soldiers were there to immunize them?
If you are still wondering why, just open your mouth widely until enough flies enter your mouth.
The nigerian army has lost its focus and relevance.