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Too busy to call me ?? You got to be kidding me.. Is over mehn

UnknownT:
LOL! I had an interview in Prodeco Onne. The Indian Engineer needed someone, so he asked me if I know Excel, I told him yes. So he wrote down some mathematics( I don forget) and asked me can I solve it using excel with a pen, I wrote something down, he asked me if I was sure, I told him yes that he can bring his system lemme show him. We went to his system, I tried what I wrote, it didn't work. The right formula entered my brain immediately and I followed it and arrived at the answer.
He will get back to me and till now, I am still waiting (this happened in 2013)

lol, you made my day

You made the right decision, men are becoming unrealiable by the day,, you can't afford to quit your job for someone that is not married to you yet..to get a job in this country is very difficult, so you can't afford to let go of this one for a pharmacy you are not sure of..

jamp:
That loan is not easy to get. The agriculture part is for agroallied business and not for livestock farming.

To access the funds in Abuja, you must have a collateral in juicy areas of Abuja. I was previledged to do a presentation on the funds last month in a commercial bank, one of the requirement is a good collateral which the bank will sell to recover the funds in case the farmer default

I wish they can simplify the loan cos of small scale farmers.

if you are a farmer and you stay in abuja... Contact me, am looking for people in agric business to come acces loan

Flets:
once posted the comments below and was called names and referred to my post as a threat. Gradually, I shall be ticking off the events as they occur.

How do we avoid the impending dangers to Nigeria’s economy and existence under a Buhari presidency?

 We must need to face reality as there is no magic in governance.

Extremely hard times lies ahead for this country if Buhari ever emerges victorious. 

How do you explain to a Niger Deltan that despite GEJ's achievements in almost all sectors, roads, bridges, railways, agriculture, automobile, alamajiri schools, new universities, fertilizer and ghost worker scam elimination, freedom of press, FOI, free and fair elections, power sector. .........etc, he is still booted out.

What will stop the creeks from going haywire again? Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.

OBJ's use of JTF force could not help as no Oil producing company will risk producing crude and killing staff in a volatile region. 

GEJ under Yaradua had to get down to the creeks to to talk to these boys and effect the amnesty program because they found him as a representation in government.

It will be impossible to convince a ND minority albeit a militant that their own was not persecuted out of office. And that will be the theme of their new struggle.

 The long term solution to this mess is implementing the Confab report and enthroning true federalism.

A lot of opportunities are springing up around Africa and the IOCs are already geared towards investing in these newer and saner climes than invest in an unstable Niger delta . 

And while these troubles persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investments will seize in all sectors.

 Unfortunately, even if the Nigerian troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one strategic location along the multi- kilometer trunk lines to continue to wreck havoc to the Nigerian economy. 

Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015. 

Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished. And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?

And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face

Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already.

Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?

The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . 

Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.

Is Buhari is any way a better Democratic president than GEJ? Is this risk worth it?
Nigerians.... Be Warned!!!

may your days be long..

xreal:
Please take it outa ya house before your kids also become clueless.

you broke ass, all you have in this world is a phone and yet you insult the president,, thug mentality..

bushdoc9919:
You know...the reason why our economy is not good in the first place is that we are busy selling oil, groundnut and tomato...and using the money to import.

That is why we must abandon that type of economics....and instead focus on manufacturing.

(Infact, our Naira is falling because we are losing forex due to the fall in oil prices).

It is high time Nigeria industrialsed....and went off oil.

But , as is evidenced from your comment above....you want to chop oil money...and you want the Northerners to leave you alone to chop oil money. That's old thinking. New thinking requires that you develop an industry manufacturing oil rigs, and components for oil processing...and doing a lot of R and D to make such componets work better....as well as developing a whole industry in cleaning up oil pollution.

But you Nigerians love your cake. Well....the cake era is over...and it is high time you and the Hausas and the rest realised that.

Now the funny thing is that you are going to call me a Hausa slave. . Well....this slave is tired of being a slave to resource dependent economics....which is why we have no jobs and are poor in the first place.

your school fees is not a waste..too bad none of our leader is ready to develop our natural reasources, the are all intrested in oil money, and the gullible Nigerias think that our politician have us at heart..do you have an idea on how to hack into church Wifi,, the chuch close to the house password their wifi and its hurts..

bushdoc9919:
Nigerians and politics.....

Of course...I blame the Kaduna State Govt.....they won't invest in youth development, or in modernizing the education subsector.Or even developing an innovative economy based on the raw materials they have.

Instead...they share the kudi.

And of course....it is all Abuja's fault.Oil dependent economics and all that.....

the feel Goodluck is their problem, Goodluck is the reason why the take to the street to beg, Buhari should think of how to sell groundnut and tomato to take care of the economy. There will be no oil money for Buhari..

Can I bet my phone certificate or NYSC discahrge certificate..or my EX.I don't have cash..Goodluck till Obama call my mobile phone..

The over hyped movie make no sense to me, all I see is a man abusing a lady who is dumb,, how on earth will you fall in love with a man that physically abuse you in the name of sex People that are removing their pant in the cinema because of this movie are mentally derange.. No one, I repeat No one should be in such abusive relationship***

victor2008:
opportunity comes once this ur time, office relationship don't last, enjoy the sex

virgins don't have sexual fantacy, so sex is out of it.

You tend to worry too much,, why not enjoy the moment and stop thinking about failing,, and if you are not ready to loose your virginity don't go into the relationship as most Americans are sex freak...virgin@28 is so cool..

Two things you don't fight for, true love and true friends, the come naturally,, time to move on,, life is short..

I de laugh you,,you will sure get the job and you will run in few months to come,,

Mr president please thread carefully,,we all know those people are bent on putting their puppet in power,,the will not stop inciting the masses against the government and will stop at nothing to see Nigeria break.. They did liberate Libya from Gaddafi,where is libya now?? Mr president my prayers are with you..

A7:
Then what's the point of the trash you wrote up there, have you any sense?

who gave you access to the internet,, the guy is making sence,, and you brainless being is insulting him*

No..I just watch telemundo and imagine that am Samantha..love life on hold I will just go with the movies..

madgoat:
War or no war... SAI BUHARI

IF JONA SHD WIN, I SWEAR I WILL COMMIT SUICIDE

Rest in peace

All na wash* where will he get the money from?? He said all that cos that is what the masses want to hear**

Have always known that boko haram is internationally sponsored* the aim is for boko haram to terrorise you till you loose faith in the government and start a religious war*The will do to Nigeria what they did to Gaddafi and his country, and what they've been doing in every oil reach country in the world,fueling fake wars and putting their puppets in government and they will succeed**there is nothing me and you will do to stop this conspiracy against the country**to an average hausa man gej is the one bombing their region and the nigerian army is an enemy**the giant of Africa will fall* unite Nigeria

Flets:
I will attempt a response to you because you stated you are no fan of either parties.

There are lots of children on nairaland. I have read comments saying they should take their oil yet never said how the country will survive without the oil.

The truth is, we are stuck with the ND oil for the near and medium term as a country and we can only get out of it if the policies of GEJ on diversification are aggressively followed for the next 6 years.

When the militants say war, reason appropriately. They will only set the oil facilities in their backyard on fire and this does not take more than 20mins. But the resultant effect of that 20mins activity is massive. Oil and gas facilities are not fixed like cars in few days, it takes months and years.

No oil operator will keep running an oil production facillity in a chaotic region. Even if you mobilize the entire army to the creeks, the oil majors will not be in a haste to send the workers back in there. This was the case just few years back.

In between, our revenue is lost. No allocation to states, no salaries (remember 75% of employed nigerians are employed by the govt), no projects, zero investor confidence, no gas to run electricity power plants, anarchy, chaos will be the order of the day.

Am not sure most Nigerians have thought this through before commenting. The few who have are looking at relocating their loved ones after the election.

The militants did it before and Obj and his army could do very little with violence. Yaradua was smart with negotitions and amnesty. Before Buhari is done dealing with the menace, 4yrs will be gone with so much pain. So the kids proposing force and violence for such delicate issue are just the kids they are.

may God bless your mother for this brilliant brain,, infact I need an autograph

When Buhari becomes the president there will be no need going to school, you can apply for work anywhere with your Nepa bill**am just excited* stone age loading

I just got an invite from them, are they for real? And how much is their pay?

I want to know how much a presiding officer or Assistant presiding officer will be paid in the forth coming election?? Will it be upto 200k? I want to start counting my chickens before the are hatch,,, pls any info on the cash because I don't want to be paid peanut after working, my vex no good...#even if you offer me 10million I won't take it, the election must be free and fair.

Am the only one who think these guy was paid?? Anyway tell Buhari I want to be his classmate too, just small money and I will tell the world how he was the most brilliant in my class..pls tell Buhari that the person who forged his result should be sacked, he should not have used that picture..

dejt4u:
Yes..that 19k is so embarrasing.. It shld br skyrocketed to lyk 60k/month with the standard of living in Nigeria today

if na 60k , trust Nija, people go the serve for 5 years, me personally since I never get job I go wan go serve again.

uyplus:
Senseless message. Go n hv sex so you can think properly.

how dumb, ur type believe women have no say,, I can beat you to this game,,poor you.

firetrap:
So many Nigerians are gullible and will believe anything the see on CNN. CNN is the propaganda tool of the USA have and their campaign of calumny against Nigeria has been going on for a long time.

many of you do not know that with the help of disgruntled elements like atiku and tinubu, the USA is looking for a means to exert their influence on Nigeria and if care is nor taken, it'll happen this year. Nigeria is the ideal country for their so called African command and if they build it in the northern parr of the counre, they would have access to all the uranium they would possibly need.

their plot to destabilise Nigeria is in full gear and the election of next month will be the tipping point. when PDP wins this same CNN will conduct interviews with purported "inec" staff who would claim that the election was rigged in favor Jonathan administration. with their puppet Saudi Arabia, they've already stated wrecking havoc on our economy.

Nigerians be careful do not allow yourselves to be used. Afghanistan, Iraq and Libya are good examples of how America has "liberated" a country and since then nothing good has come out of those countries. NIGERIANS BE WARNED

u must be an angel, you brain is 100 percent active. I need an autograph..

PassingShot:
How dare you compare Iraq which has being experience one type of problem or the other since the overthrow of Sadam Hussein with Nigeria!

Iraq has never been stable politically and you're comparing them with us.

Please use your brain mister.

am sure you are Apc, you guys insult at any slighest provocation..is the guy using your brain, Buhari should win and build more prison for the likes of you

The west will do to us what the have been doing to other countries, expect more lies from CNN between now to 14 febuary, the aim is to completely loose faith in the present government and vote for their puppet Buhari, their aim is for Nigeria to break up and the will succed cos we are not united..poor Nigerians the believe any lies the are been fed by CNN..the will fuel fake war and put their puppet in Government**the will do to Nigeria what the did to libya..only if we are united or doom await us.

dechandel:
Is this also related to a married man lying that he isnt married?

the new trend is married men lying that their wives are late**

mercylicious:
so sorry dear.
can u relocate to the east? do u have ond?
send me ur cv if u have d above and is under 26.

I can relocate to the east, I have bsc and am 25