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I dont know what he calls work, is he operating from Jo'burg or Berlin or wherever , pls some one should tell him that bokoharam he boasted to crush within one month has killed more than 500 people since he took over, NASS has elected squandermania the twin brother of kwaraption as their official fashion designer, and he claims he is working !

For posts on Nairaland we like or agree with there is 'like' button to show your approval, but for some silly, disgusting and obnoxious comments nothing can be done to express disapproval. I hereby suggest that Nairaland be the first social media to add a 'thumb down' 'sucks' button we use to respond to some silly posts i see on Nairaland everyday. Hit like if you agree

Trouble dey sleep, inyanga dey march im tail, oga Godwin my hand no dey o !

These people have been a curse to Nigeria since 1914, yet poll victory or not we will laugh last

Keneking:
Sai Buhari

1. Lagos price for this kind of cows is N70K * 150 cows =N10,500,000

2. How do I donate one to this farm?

3. At least this one has something doing before re-entering government again..

4. Jonathan should show us how he intends to retire for now. Beyond going to gym, church, church parties, funerals and eating at Otuoke or anywhere he relocates as from May 29

Typical weekly schedule of the outgoing Nigerian president - IMO -

Monday: 9am - 6pm: Eat Kola, read newspapers & radio, call Wike, Fayose, Obanikoro, Dokubo etc, eat dinner
Tuesday: repeat same
Wednesday: mid-week gym, mid-week service, mid-week get-together with defeated PDP members, mid-week wines, eat dinner
Thursday: repeat Tuesday...attend functions (courts - marriage or tribunal)
Friday: End of week sessions (funerals, investitures, gyms), entertainment
Saturday: get-together with families and pastors
Sunday: Fellowship and rest

Benefits of Cow:

1. Cow urine and waste are very good for killing bacterias.

2. If a man consumes milk from one cow (Without mixing 2 or more cow milk), he becomes very strong in immune system against diseases.

3. Spending more time with cow with love and affection and utmost care gives one occult powers (Siddhis: refer India)

4. Inhaling Cow breath coming out, cures asthma, eye diseases, tooth problems, skin diseases.

5. The cows milk after delivery of calf if processed becomes semi solid like pudding. This if consumed cures Ulcer.

6. Of course, beef for protein

Sai Buhari...this is wise choice investment



cc: lalasticlala...e don happen

a man who cannot feed mere 150 cows, for 30 yrs !!, is a an ECONOMIC RETARDEEN and he wants manage the largest economy in Africa which he has not contributed to its growth over the years, economic disaster loading but not for me and my family

Looks like John Kerry now has an office in Lagos, next we will soon hear is GMB signs pact with Uncle Sam to station troops in Nigeria ! ( to be used against his opponents)

Let him start with the children that voted for him in the north

I pray earnestly for a manufacturing Nigeria, where there will be no more fights over oil blocs

#Employ yourself !

edogirl2:
This is serious o.


Diplomatic statements are often spoken in codes. For the US in particular to go this far, when they know that the opposition will lash on to their words to unleash mayhem if they dont win - it means they probably have real evidence of manipulation of voting figures after votes were cast.

I think the US and UK are ready to throw Jonathan under the bus if he messes up.

on the contrary they know their preferred candidate GMB has lost, imagine these wicked congregation that refused to help us fight boko haram, now pretending they care for us

End of apc, GEJ till 2019

Lets not forget that we first helped in the 80s when Ghaddafi annexed the northern part of chad and shagari sent our troops into chad and Ghaddafi ran back, one good turn deserves another, talk of South africa and how we helped to pull down apartheid, all those fools malgning our military and GEJ about other countries helping to fight boko haram are just sick apc/bh propangandists. They should ask US and UK how they have been handling their common enemies since 1914

jaysniggs:
How has the biggest economy you so adore changed your life positively through legitimate means?
If your mind isn't blind, you'd see that Jonathan has no ally except those who want to deceive him.

if we take you to NYC ,you will just become a street bum slinging dope, despite the fact that its the 'big apple' . Lazy folks like you have no business blaming the FG for all your woes

Janja.weed has come again, what is an ISIS ambassador still doing in our country ? Boko haram is uniting with their ISIS brothers in mideast, all the ISIS country ambassadors should leave Nigeria now, that was the content of that phone conversation, dalenda cartago !

Orijin102:
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We don't want that madman to rule us again, all we want is CHANGE!!!!!




keep calm and vote Buhari
#I_Have_Decided
GMB 2015

you dont even resemble GEJ in this your selfie, however your screen name says it all that you are an alcholic / weed consumer

Akpabio has hit the nail on the head, Buhari is what we call 'agadi na'agwo ofe'

Moderator pls correct the title of this post to ' angry apc members react on twitter(their major campaign platform) to Obanikoro confirmation' . Thanks

INNOSON taking over all these brands soonest
GEJ till 2019 !

shadowgwalker:
I'd rather use the material sew cloth for Lagos touts oh!

you mean asiwaju touts

#apc_fast_gaining_the_reutation_of_worst_comic_in_the_world
#i_guess_this_group_is_being_funded_by_cattle_and_yamfarmers_borrowed_money
#GEJ_busy_showcasing_his_achievements_while_apc_still_making_infantile_noises

GEJ till 2019 !

How many of them have prayed for this idol worshipping man to repent and be saved? God doesnt answer silly prayers no matter who prays it

APC has failed, their plot to rig with Jega has been exposed, imagine what would have happened on Feb 14 with this kind disaster happening would a catastrophy

SmartChoices:
GEJ is a lowlifer

imbe.cile

GEJ is working, haters are bombing

yes i saw the paper it is called APC Times, the report says the money is loot recovered from Amechi and tinubu, which they wanted to use for Buharis campaign

Buhari

When that slowpoke was in power , there was always fuel scarcity during festive periods, moronic retardeen

Apc spin doctors and futile attemps to white-wash their demon incarnate GMB, what is the difference between GMB and IBB ?, both of them plotted the 1983 coup together. They were all in the SMC , so were was NSO when IBB was acting this drama that inolved the police, aminu kano hospital, the customs (atiku) . Was IBB acting alone?, why did it take GMB three good months to start an inquiry into the 'death' of the woma. now imagine a military C in C that cluelessly muddled up a small case like this one telling us he will clean up Boko haram in 4wks. Insane lunatics

nwadiuko1:
Just saw this on this website so I thought I should let you guys know

http://thewillnigeria.com/news/thewill-exclusive-ex-nigerian-chief-justices-son-joins-terrorist-group-isis-3/

www.naij.com/396080-justice-uwaiss-son-allegedly-joins-isis-in-middle-east.html

chatham house should take note, since they give audience to jihadist presidential aspirants

Flets:
When we canvassed for grassroot politics, this was not part of it.

There is a wide margin between reaching the people and absolute stupidity/ imbecility.

This is the record low by the chatterbox.

dont mind the slowpoke, he has ran out of ideas, GEJ is busy commissioning projects, while this fool has shut down all the projects in Rivers State and handed the money over to GMB to be flying around the world to talk nonsense about Nigeria. Now he plaiting his concubines hair and decieving only school children that dont have PVC, next he will soon carry school bell and start running the streets , madman !

dumodust:
Is that guy bashir not wanted by the ICC for sponsoring 'janjaeweed' arab militia that slaughtered south sudanese
The bro is the inventor of 'real janjaeweed' ... and obj is meeting with him to discuss security...hmmm

-word in inverted commas mis-spelt as janjaeweed because the filter was converting it to 'supporter of APC' ... weird

these two old devils that should be in jail for genocide have no business with security,OBJ is a stooge of the northern caliphate , all along he has not made any contribution to fighting boko haram ,now that the military has stepped up their game and BH is approaching extinction he runs to a fellow janja.weed to import more jihad fighters , covering up with AU , they will all drown in lake chad