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Una no get seriou work self. Na. woman matter u fit dey carry for head always. |
Meaning? |
Soro niyen. Must you open a thread for day. Get lost. |
Gud eveng house. I really néed ur enlightenment on this new phone calld FERO. Sm1 introduce it to me & even told me to buy it but i really want to know how it works before buying. Pls, anyone with d knowledge of d phone should help me. Thanks. |
I really dont know how d phone works snc i av not used it before, but dont be discouraged, u may later lik it. With time, u wil love how it works. |
I could remember that year when i went to resit for my waec in one remote village.I woke up that morning thinking on how to make the day memorable.I just framed up a story.I told my people that a man was murdered in the church premises early hour of d day.Those vigilantees that watched d village through the night were saying they didnt murder nor see any dead man before they left in the morning.May be he was later dumped there after they left.People started gathering i.e the whole village.,talking about the incidence.I kept mute & was now urging to let us go and see for ourselves.The whole village came out in mass to see the dead man at the church.They all followed me.Even my close pals didnt know it was april fool.Infact, it was funny.Even old men and women came out to see what happened.We all marched to the church.When we got there, they all started asking questions from each other and searching for the dead man.I withdrew from the crowd and told my pals it was april fool.Those villagers didnt know the meaning, and i told them in their local dialect.They all shouted and started abusing me, but it was fun and memorable.Share yours. |
In marriage , there is no secret btw d couple.If u really love dz guy, u wont feel lik dis except u ar not in love.U cant hide ur body frm him whn u get married. Do u really love this man?Dont forget, u are spending d rest of ur life with him. |
T z not easy to forget sml u really love lik dat, but for how long?U av to move on with ur life.Work and improve more on urslf.Let her see u as a new brand person dat has achieved and attained greater height in life.Beliv me ,she wil eva regret of leavn u. ![]() |
Are u stupid or what?U are nt yet married & she already poisoned u.So just prepare for ur own funeral in advance whn u pple get married.I pity ur parents.Use ur common sense now lover boy. |
Another jacob of our time. |
Another joseph of our time. |
Whc kind car be diz? Hop u no dey hallucinating sha.Ur dream go come to pass one day.keep dreaming op. |
hope4charles:I dont believe what u posted.She was my mother,she loved me when she was alive. So she cant take me along. |
5minsmadness:Nice response.Now am relieved. |
Its been a month now dt I lost my mother. But what I discovered over d period of her death is dt I always feel her presence around me. She has appeared to me physically once and several times in my dream. Dear nairalanders, can you explain to me why is it so. Tnks. |
I dont see anything wrong in dat.Sm pple prefer to take their time when brushing so dat their mouth wil not be smelling b4 d end of d day. ![]() |
I dont even know d problem of ds guy.Despite d money he has bn collecting,he can not even pay his house rent. Dude! He is now using dt advntage to turn himself to a beggar. D house he is living doesnt look like a student's house. It shows his standard of living is high. Has any company offer him job? |
Such girls do exist,but very rear to come across.Not all ladies out there are really after ur money.Believe dat.[color=#990000][/color] |
Rubbish.Too much money. |

