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Romance / Re: Gents, Mention Something Ladies Wear That Irritate You. by tee59(f): 3:42pm On Apr 15, 2022
Mtchewww undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Show A Picture Of Yourself Without Your Face Showing by tee59(f): 2:08pm On Apr 13, 2022
I'm in

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Romance / Re: Young Pastor And His Fiancée Set To Wed In Edo State (Photos) by tee59(f): 8:06am On Apr 12, 2022
And their parents supported this marriage? These ones are kids now. This is not good at all. Because, he has a calling and the next is to get married. I laugh in Swahili.

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Family / Re: Please, How Do I Control The Way I Consume Beer. by tee59(f): 6:54pm On Apr 08, 2022
You need Jesus in your life.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Ran Away by tee59(f): 8:04pm On Apr 06, 2022
How does she expect you to build a house with that income of yours? Building a house in this economy requires big capital. She is selfish and inconsiderate. How much is she going to support you with for that project? Nothing. So, those married couples and their children living in rented apartment are not okay abi? She lacks sense. May be she left cus you're broke. The outside will soon beat her come home or reset her brain.

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Romance / Re: Matured Lady Needed For Marriage by tee59(f): 4:37pm On Apr 06, 2022
God will help you. Amen.
Romance / Re: My Friend with Benefit Is Pregnant by tee59(f): 8:12pm On Apr 05, 2022
And so what? We should fry plantain? When you were sagging her, are we there? Abeg carry your wahala go jare.

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Romance / Re: Can I Find Girl Here Just Trying My Luck Doh by tee59(f): 6:06pm On Apr 05, 2022
God will give you the desires of your heart. Never loose hope.

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Family / Re: Help! My Woman Caught Red Handedly Romancing Another Man Publicly by tee59(f): 6:02pm On Apr 05, 2022
I laugh in Swahili. What do you expect? A lady you sagged twice any day she came to cook for you. She was a hoe before now, but you were blinded by pussy and food. You can't reason well. What did you know about her life gan , before you married her. She was just pretending with those characters of hers , just to get closer to you. And her mission was completed. A hoe will always be a hoe. You can now see her real colour now. Carry your cross ogbeni.

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Family / Re: How Do You Landlords Manage Living In The Same House With Tenants? by tee59(f): 12:19pm On Apr 01, 2022
Hmmmm, this only common among a particular tribe. They always make themselves Lord of the house. Thank God, they left. They also like spoiling people's houses before leaving.

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Education / Re: Why Do Some Graduates Find It Difficult To Speak Good English? by tee59(f): 7:54pm On Mar 29, 2022
Because the level of our educational system is becoming bad by the day.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Our First Giveaway Is Happening Today, Sunday 20-03-2022; Be The Lucky Winner! by tee59(f): 1:41pm On Mar 20, 2022
I will use it start a soft drinks business and sachet water in my neighborhood.

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Family / Re: Am So Tired I Want To Leave My Marriage What Should I Do by tee59(f): 8:28pm On Mar 19, 2022
Can't you work? Why are you begging everytime? What happened to you hands and legs? Hustle for your child and stop this nonsense abeg. You're not the only one in need here, people are just hustling to survive. Go and get a job to support your man.

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Romance / Re: Spend On Your Woman, She Is Special by tee59(f): 8:21pm On Mar 19, 2022
Most ladies nowadays are just bunch of liabilities. Why depending on a man to spend for you? Can't you work and spend on yourself? Then treat your man good too. Must it be men all the time? Broke bitches everywhere. Even the married ones too have this mentality.
Romance / Re: I'm Having Sex And Eating In The Dream. Help Me. by tee59(f): 6:34pm On Mar 15, 2022
You're not spiritually sound and without fire, that's why, you're experiencing this. She can see your level in the spirit, that is why, she is tormenting you. Start praying aggressive prayers in the night or go to any church with fire and do vigil there. This is a spiritual battle you want to fight. Are you ready for this, because you must not relent and be tired untill you see the results. You need to receive the fire of God.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I'm 58. Widowed. Need A Serious Relationship. by tee59(f): 7:21pm On Mar 12, 2022
Sir, can't you look for a widow as well. No single woman who marries you, will not want to give birth. Except, if you looking for a maid for your children. Only a widow who has left child bearing can fit into this.

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Health / Re: A Bowel Blockage Obstruction Took My Younger Sis Life by tee59(f): 6:58pm On Mar 12, 2022
Whao!! This is pathetic. It is not easy to loose someone like that. God almighty will comfort you. I sympathize with you. But you need to be strong for your mummy and yourself. Time heals. I don't like to hear twins death. The other partner will be in greater pain than other people. May God be with you. Take heart.
Romance / Re: Ever Poo-ed On Your Body When You Are Out? Share Your Experience by tee59(f): 6:36pm On Mar 12, 2022
Mine was last year December. I traveled for a party in Abeokuta. When we were coming back, I didn't have the urge to ease myself cus I wasn't feeling anything. But 10mins to the journey to Ibadan, I started feeling like urinating. I was managing it for the next 30mins. There was terrible hold up on the way. I couldn't tell the driver cus the man was mad gan for head. One hour to the journey, I couldn't sit properly again cus my abdomen was in great pain. I was sweating profusely. The lady beside me asked , what's up? I told her my predicament. She started shouting to the driver to stop for me to ease myself. Before the man could even find somewhere to park, another 15 minutes. When I finally got down, I started looking for where it was hidden to do it. You know women can't just urinate anywhere. Finally, I sighed a corner and went there. I was easing myself for the next 5 minutes, the thing didn't stop oh. The driver was now shouting and I quickly stood up, but I was relieved. The journey took the next one hour. That experience was something else. I can't just forget in a hurry.

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Romance / Re: I Want To Take A Beautiful Nairalander On A Luxury Date by tee59(f): 6:32pm On Mar 06, 2022
HairyBalls:
Honestly not simping here,

But a lotta Nigerians are too fvcking stupid...unless na cruise sha sad

Cuz I don't understand how it's your fvcking business to tell someone how to spend his money...

If the op decides to take a lady on a date,it's his fvcking business...ah ah. They swear for some of una angry

If you're not interested...then mind your business and get the fvck out

The way I dey vex dey type this shii ehn...if any mofo reply me...aswr I'll rip your fvcking spine and shove it through your bloody ass so hard your eyes would pop out....Bleep shii angry angry angry
Alaye , why you dey para for here. Na you be op? Yes, he can spend his fucking money how he likes. No one is disputing that, buy why only ladies if he doesn't have a hidden agenda. Abeg, face front jor. Did he ask you to talk for him?
Romance / Re: I Want To Take A Beautiful Nairalander On A Luxury Date by tee59(f): 5:45pm On Mar 06, 2022
Extend your kind gesture to the needy around you first. This your offer is something else. Why ladies? Can't you pick guys too? All expenses on you and what will she give in return? Take your parents on this kind of trip and they will love you more for this, if truly , it's genuine.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Protest In Abuja Over Russian Invasion Of Ukraine by tee59(f): 5:21pm On Feb 28, 2022
Oversabi. They won't protest for epileptic power supply, bandit killings, ritualist, and many other problems facing this country. Is it their business. Your protest don't even count. If anything now happen to them there , they will be shouting Nigeria government is bad.

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Romance / Re: How Activities Of Unknown Gunmen Caused Me To Sleep With A Girl On First Date. by tee59(f): 9:07am On Feb 26, 2022
Are you looking for an applaud here? You lack self control. Must you bleep her that night. Because of the free puna, your own health didn't bother you at all. Op, get sense now. These girls are not so clean down there.

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Romance / Re: My Bestie Is Under Spiritual Attack After Bedding A Strange Girl. Please Advise. by tee59(f): 8:58am On Feb 26, 2022
Seriously? The hunter has become the hunted. Do you think , all the girls you see outside are good? Some of them are carriers of bad omen. The guy lack sense. You just want to get into her leg without thinking of the consequences of you action. He has learnt his own lesson.

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Romance / Re: Weird Names Of Saving Contacts by tee59(f): 7:04pm On Feb 02, 2022
Aunty lesson
Sunday NEPA
Emeka gold
Caro caterer
Baba maruwa
Bro mechanic
Tunde banker
Tolu nurse
Hausa suya
Ope dj

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Romance / Re: Married Woman Gave Me Her Number In Front Of Her Young Hubby by tee59(f): 2:15pm On Jan 23, 2022
Believe that lady at your own peril. Both of them know about it. May be she needs a nigga to impregnate her.

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Family / Re: I Am Tired Of My Wife by tee59(f): 3:47pm On Jan 16, 2022
I know it's not easy taking care of your family with that little salary of yours. You have every right to take care of your mother, but is she too old to work herself? The money she's given won't be enough for her too. Even your wife can do something now to get more money for the family. That's why, women should have something doing before getting married. Taking care of children is not easy but you need more income.

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Romance / Re: What Makes A Lady Breast Bigger Than Each Other by tee59(f): 2:42pm On Jan 15, 2022
It's natural. That's how it's for every woman.

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Romance / Re: I'm A Chronic Womanizer And I Broke My New Year Resolution! Pls I Need Help! by tee59(f): 2:38pm On Jan 15, 2022
Addiction is always difficult to get rid off. You can't do this alone nigga, without the help of holy spirit. You will keep on falling, because the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. Can't you get yourself more busier than before with something reasonable. An idle hand is the devil's workshop.

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