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Hmmm.fresh sperm inside flushed condom? After flushing? And you people were able to see that the sperm was still fresh in the watery enviroment? Do you know how fast sperm goes watery after ejaculation? This lie punctures the veracity of the whole story

NCAN911:
Hello house don't mind my grammar pls!

There's problem in the house! We have been having problem with our toilet for a while now but we received a shock after find out what the problem is....

My uncle is 44 and his wife is 34 with 1 kid (girl) they just celebrated 2 years anniversary. My uncle spend most of the time at the shop. He sells spare parts and automobile, he never knew and will never believe that his wife brings another man home (who she has once introduced to me as his cousin) ... FastFWD

Two weeks now we have been finding it hard to flush toilet because the water is moving .... My uncle called a plumber yesterday, the plumber had to call my uncle to show him what the problem is.. To our surprise its A condom and one of them is still fresh with some sperm inside...

My uncle was surprised because he said he never used it on her since they got married ... He just built the house which is not even up to 1year... Now their marriage is on the line of collapsing, I like the wife very well because she is kind and generous she buys me latest things like phones shoes shirts... I don't know how to contribute to the issues because I am just a boy boy.

good afternoon gazzuzz. I can't find my usual mobil1 5w 30 in akure. is it advisable to use 0w 40?

Officialgarri:
No be sperm be dat for her face?

you have a big problem. you too dey watch mojo

Officialgarri:
No be sperm be dat for her face?

lol! you have a big problem. you too dey watch mojo

Good morning gazzuzz. my 2008 Honda accord is displaying 'check fuel cap' message on the dash panel. I have changed the fuel cap but the message persists. Check engine light is not on. It has been like this for long and I'm tired of seeing the massage. Any solution pls?

Good morning house. my 2008 Honda accord is displaying 'check fuel cap' message on the dash panel. I have changed the fuel cap but the message persists. Check engine light is not on. Any solution pls?

baba Gazzuzz, i used a 2008 Honda accord sedan. 'check fuel cap' is being displayed on the dashboard. the odometer area. i checked the fuel cap and everything looked OK. i even tightened with at least 3 clicks but the message is still coming up. pls what else can i do?

if sango worshipers decided that they would henceforth celebrate the birth of their god by 25th of December and fashion their manner of celebration like that of christmas, does that mean they are automatically celebrating Jesus who is being celebrated on the 25th? So Nimrod now owns 25th of December. Mr freezer, it is you that ascribe a day to Nimrod that is the idol worshiper. if we like we can celebrate christmas by April 1st, it doesnt change the fact that He was born. We are celebrating his BIRTH. Jesus Christ has overthrown NIMROD. shikena

Babygiwa:
My first encounter with Zenith (or a Nigerian bank at all) must have been in early 2009, just after the recess and shuffle of the sector.

Just before you read further, allow me introduce myself; my name is Kweku Nkrumah, a Ghanaian businessman who loves traveling and writing sometimes.
A lot of worry about the financial health of the banks, leadership/administrative policy, security control and personnel management had led to a real restructuring and a new cause for banking in Africa’s biggest economy; the stage was finally (re)set for industry players and the most creative ideology.

For reasons of time and space however, this piece will focus on my experience with banks with respect to physical and cyber-security challenges.
Nine years later I’m back to the country and I need lower denomination of Naira notes, I quickly walked into a reputable mid-generation bank and customers had to go into hall without their items just as the security told everyone with every sense of arrogance “items at customers’ risk”; now this bank had no form of gating or protection (big as the structure was).
For some more complex transaction I had to move to the bank just beside it (another mid generation bank), the hall had too many customers waiting and snail-speed internet service..then my third option..Zenith bank.

Now Zenith bank looked structured in a deliberate manner, one that makes it difficult for a wrong-doer to find a way out..that’s a concerned organisation!

Furthermore, I observed an uncanny zeal among the bank workers, that beside the seeming freedom with which everyone went about his duty, it felt more like confidence in something I couldn’t figure out; finally I was done with my transaction and two security staff of the bank walked me to the car with smiles and so much coordination. One major thing that surprised me is the fact that these guys refused to make demands compared to their counterparts in other Nigerian banks I’ve been to, the usual line of ‘Anything for the boys’ didn’t slip out of their lips.

I placed a call later to my banker cousin in another bank and he said “No Zenith bank staff has his life in his mouth”, that explained everything I experienced in the bank including personnel arrangement and positioning. I had observed very fortified walls and armoured glasses for extra protection of life and deposits and then the confidence made sense.
As a deposit house, it might not be out of place for some unwanted elements to harbour unholy thoughts and some organisations take it beyond having the strongest walls, armoured glasses and barricades.

Few days later, I visited banks within the Lagos metropolis like I owned half their shares and I dare say that while almost every bank has two or three CCTV cameras, more than half of the banks have just two working, I found out from a simple test with my phone and confirmation from a few workers.
Contrary to what I had seen, Zenith bank cameras always left me feeling overly monitored and then I was reminded how quickly footage was released after the infamous attack on an Owerri branch (hope i got that correctly) sometime ago, the fastest response recorded.
One observation after another and I found myself checking for cyber and financial security.

Now Zenith holds the record of biggest bank in Nigeria and the most technology inclined of all; it should be noted that despite a number of undisclosed attempted cyber attacks on banks retaining top spot speaks of nothing but high quality security innovation.

I didn’t have more time to look into areas other than security before returning to my country but if physical evidence, records and recommendation from rival organisation are anything to go by then Zenith bank is definitely at the zenith of security in West African sub region.

Kweku NKRUMAH
Ghanaian Businessman

http://porscheclassy.com/2018/05/25/nigerian-banks-and-security-control-my-zenith-experience-kweku-nkrumah/

'almost every banks have two or three CCTV cameras'. And you saying what you are not sure of with such confidence. You confirmed from a few staff. Are you for real? Asking such a highly sensitive security question in the bank. I can bet you will be arrested immediately for spying for armed robbers. You are taking us for fools in your eagerness to bootlick zenith bank. You are a disgrace to that honorable name 'Nkrumah.

no single drop of blood! he was packaged onto the tracks

thebestprice:
use oando dextron II , the blue rubber very good.

AH! special adviser leleyi o. Is that what the manufacturer says?

genital warts. if you are lucky they will disappear by themselves. if not, they will take up permanent residency on your instrument that you cherish so much for bjs. I only pity those naive babes that will end up swallowing the HPV. cancer of the cervix and throat loading. You better stay off sex for a while, HPV goes away by itself unlike HIV.

teeboy99:
OK. search continues

baba Gazzuzz. NGK DILZKR7A11GS spark plug for 2008 Honda accord at N3500 each. Abeg is that price reasonable?

GAZZUZZ:
sparkplugs are and always have been available in the market.

OK. search continues

baba Gazzuzz. please which I want to replace the spark plugs in my 2008 Honda accord. the manual says NGK DILZKR7A11GS. I have been searching all round and I couldn't find this. Any alternative?

GAZZUZZ:
buy asimko 5k may the lord be with you.

hahahaha! No be me and you. That prayer speaks volumes. Will call you to inquire about the aftermarket. Thanks

GAZZUZZ:
too cheap. Honda pads are about 30k front 28k back.

Aftermarket varies from 5k-30k

Chai! lol! 30k! I was even thinking the quotation was exorbitant. I don't think I'm ready to dole out 30k for breakpad. Please what do you suggest.

GAZZUZZ:
too cheap. Honda pads are about 30k front 28k back.

Aftermarket varies from 5k-30k

Chai! lol! 30k! I was even thinking the quotation was exorbitant. I don't think I'm ready to dole out 30k for breakfast. Please what do you suggest.

gazzuzz baba, I got the following quotation for 2008 Honda accord break pads from an online source
front N8000
rear N7000
is it fair enough?

Oga mi gazzuzz. twale. I fit get 2008 Honda accord fuel pump? the complete assembly

Gazzuzz baba, owo meji loke! '2008 Honda accord fuel pump assy'.

GAZZUZZ:
inside fuelpump assy. Pics in a moment....

wow. Thanks baba.
My car is no longer responding well to acceleration and the mechanic suggested I change or clean the fuel pressure regulator. I had to ask so that e no go show me something else. Thanks once again. You are too much

Gazzuzz baba, abeg where is 'fuel pressure regulator' located in 2008 Honda accord

Move2:
hi.please kindly help out with this issue. our 2003 Honda EOD stopped moving,so we gave it a person to fix.he said it was the brainbox,that he needed to collect another one to trace the fault.now,he said he got another brainbox ,that rats ate the previous one and is now claiming a rather high amount. he said there is IBO brainbox and European. though the car is moving now,but are the claims he made true?I seriously doubt them.thanks in advance

Ibo brainbox and European! Lol! Wahala dey oooo. The one that American rats ate, e show you the reminants. Abi dem chop am finish?

cosemiha:
A silent fan of Gazzuzz

Standing fan or radiator fan? ���

abidemidare:
Have bn using OANDO dextron 2 on my Accord 2010 V6 since last year and on issue at all.

Don't worry. One day bushmeat go catch the hunter

adanny01:
I have been driving mine for 4 years. Fear no allow me change gear oil. I almost changed oil to DW1 but the person i ordered from supplied a fake, i rejected it and decided to risk not changing the oil till am sure its bad. The gear has been sharp all through.

I had 1 episode of water in ECU that caused the gear to misbehave. I almost had a heart attack but the ecu got a good sun bath and it came to life.

The car is very reliable and comfy at high speed. Acceleration is great even on I4

whenever the oil change is necessary, you can get correct DW1 from Gazzuzz

bigass:
Nice!! but what type of scanner was used?

Innova 3150

teeboy99:
Gazzuzz baba. please my 2008 Honda accord dey act funny. The car shudders at low rpms. like when im accelerating from stop and I gave it a little gas. it doesn't do so at high rpms. The shuddering/shaking goes away when I release the accelerator and then give it more gas. It doesnt occur every time but internmently. abeg wetin be the problem

Dear all, this has been resolved. I scanned and no code was detected. I googled online and saw a resolution profered by a guy that had the same issue. Gear oil change! I then replaced the gear oil with Gazzuzz supplied Honda ATF DW1 and voila, no more shuddering.

abidemidare:
dear all. I topped my Honda accord 2010 V6 with gear oil and engine oil with OANDO dexron ii with 1litre. Ever since then, my I noticed sluggish in acceleration, this happens when the engine is hot. Pls gurus in the house kindly help me ooo.

Thanks

Mennn! you have created problems for that gear. please let us ensure we always use the recommended ATF. Honda gears are very sensitive to the ATF used. Majority of gear problems are caused by the use of wrong ATFs. I suggest you scan the car for codes to ensure the problem is gear related. if it is gear related, then I think you should drain the oil and replace with the recommended Honda ATF DW1. Honda accord 2010 'v6'! chai! O jami lara je

Mist100:
Yippee. but how do you mean. In terms of fueling, durability or what?

The design change year that brought EODs was 2003. And this design lasted till 2005. Many of the errors noted in 2003 would have been corrected by 2005. That is why 2005 EODs have less complaints than 2004 and 2003 EODs according to car complaints. And that makes it the most reliable of them

Oga mi Gazzuzz. I'm presently confused on which ATF to use for my 2008 Honda accord. The manual says Honda ATF Z1 but I was told Honda has replaced it with ATF DW1. Please recommend