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Bsc:
For real my parents weren't rich.. I remember my mum buying clothes that's oversized... when i complain, shes says, dnt u knw ur still a kid, u will grow very soon and the clothes will perfectly fit you.
it was hilarious... each time i take a look at my childhood pictures.. i just laugh so hard.

Ladycloud:
meaning

Ladycloud:
lol

topemirates:
Some pipu sha!

JAZES:
Really? Did u see the part where the father in law dowry is 400k and the mother in law dowry is 200k?.....

themosthigh:
Youths nowadays are very weak and lilly livered..if it was during my time, i will bring out my expos and copy on the table and no examiner is fearless enough to seize my papers. They will even be grateful i came to write the exams sef.
i was a don and no idiot will dare fail me unless face the consequences..when i stand with even the VC he shakes and tremble in fear cause they know that i am naughty by nature and a natural born killer,ghe know that the dead never talk or seize papers.
I graduated with first class gpa of 4.96 and they had to beg me to reduce .4 points so that i will rather equate not break records and recieved that award as the 2nd best graduating student with praises and smiles though they knew it was all false but fear is a good teacher
Now i am richer than solomon and higher than the angels and i remain a god

komek:
A plate of rice that will not satisfy u will cost u about 5GH which is over 600naira. Bottle water that they sell for 50naira here is about 1GH 1p. Which is over 130naira. If u now move down to villages like Nkwakwa, Abetifi , etc...u will just die of HBP...

Araoluwa005:
Fine boy, your parrot dad will soon be back

Julianyao:
Not every male is a boy. You should stay off my lane for your own good.

Julianyao:
Di fuq is your problem with that?

Julianyao:
Will be frank with you, there's no point in marriage. Just get someone to have kids for you on contract. I bet you you're not gonna have a lot to worry about.

Mikocake:
FAMILY HISTORY ALL BECAUSE OF MAKE-UP.. AND WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THESE GREAT, GREATER, GREATEST??...SMH..WOMEN GET WAHALA

CXLVII:
I use to fly my dads private jet from Lagos to New-York when he leaves home in the morning and had to park it back before he comes back home in the evening.

queenoflafia:
How does that stop Baba from jacketing around the globe

YorubaWoman:
[color=#8C001A]Koli ti mu oyan re
O wa denu kole

Koomu nsise agbara o [/color]

Twaci:
Crazy but subtle shade I tell ya

Delivery boy

shamecurls:


#NoHate but this car is a Tokunbo vehicle.

Far outdated

chericleo:
Dear it's not gud to generalise things. Not every banker is broke, u only met d bad 1. Besides u might not rili understand a banker until ur 1. because Wat u call stingy might b seen as economy and efficiency in d business field. And most tyms dai practice Wat dai are taught. But Not rili saying Wat he did was gud or bad, But dear not all bankers are bad. Sorry abt Wat happened.