₦airaland Forum

kenonze:
She may have German gene.
BTW,
Whenever i see all these NL guys pics, i get discouraged replying quotes and pm.

UncleLondon:
My cousin and I were in the said plane. The reason for the delay was untechnical, but human. The actual cause of the delay was caused by a Ghanaian teenage girl with a big backside who complained that an old man beside her took picture of her and touched her booobiez 3 times while she was sleeping.

The man got a slapped twice that everyone in the cabin heard and it turned to a big turmoil while crusing on air. Some other people started fighting which lead the pilot to reduce the cruising speed. Some people even threatened they would jump out if the pilot didn't make an emergency landing, but the pilot claimed it was not in the Standard Airbus Navigation Policy to make an emergency landing for such reason anywhere at latitude 9degree North of the equator and beyond.

So, if you read all this and thought I was making sense. You just wasted 2 minutes of your life. I just made everything up.

texazzpete:
Publicity stunt.

Serious neck injury that is nearly affecting his spinal cord and yet he's sitting up, as lively as a Jay bird.

Ghastly accident yet no mark or bruising around his face or upper body.

Article took pains to mention all the 'big names' that came visiting.

Na WA.

Only difference is that he isn't wearing that cap

seankafor:
well.. I just wrote my last Jamb on Earth.. and ain't reasoning any poly.

SmartMugu:
In fact, your Strongle paid off, and you made it! What school did you attend bro?

Obiagelli:
Quick off-topic question, where was the dollar earnings going to when oil prices was $120

tosyne2much:
Like I always say, STUPIDITY is also a free gift of nature but I always try not to misuse mine

afroditte:
You be correct chick, I dash you high five!

elohorayodele:
Even if she didn't break up with her husband previously, this your english is enough to break them up

WeedyGonzalez:
baby forget dah nigga lemme pm you and sing for you

KingTom:
na Hausa I type

Hearbreaker:
Did you mean "Italy based Nigerian"?

PROVACATEUR:
We all know that buhari doesn't read papers rather he tunes to BBC Hausa

normrebel:
People dey suffer for UK sha.

poshestmina:
Bread ke?..

olowo200:
I was on holiday from school 100level and back then I have been introduced into the habit of cigarette smoking even before I enter school every evening I will retire to a palmwine joint and smoke 1 stick or 2 and it was a raining season and I was saved because my mummy lost her sense of smell , I was so into the habit that I brought a packet of benson from school I don't know what my mum was looking for in my box then she found the cigarette and she could not believe her eyes being deaconess in a church I told her it is not mine anyway am too old for beating .

trigar12:
PDP won't sleep tonight ... They are still amazed that PMB could be that sound .... Meanwhile