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FrancisTony:
Umukoro development high school.....

16 is Iran

Remove d make up from d beautiful one's face and come back to compare

Who eats fish head ds days?

D9ty7:
The only crazy thing I did as a junior student frm jss1-sss1 was to cause fight in class, take dem to sumwhre far from the school to fight wit several spectators. If yawa gas, I no go go school the following day. And most times, d battle ground is near my house, so wat all I nided to d was blow d whistle after wich na to enter my papa house dey watch thru d window.
In ss2 I was made the head boy and the school I attended, football is a sin. But every fridays, na to gather boys, take dem go play ball against other schools. Yawa gas after two terms, principal called me, as a sharp boy, d pitch was located in my area and that's where I train plus I was not on school uniform. Other student couldn't counter my claim, afterall, I don put am for principal head. Dem beat half of the school dat day, I was just shedding tears of Joy.

evulz

komek:
My friend said he will apologies on behalf of his wife. Then talk to her wife cos there is no need to escalate the matter..hmmm. Good boy.

what abt you, what will u do?

Blackett:
Once upon a time, threads used to be created to worship your yansh. . .

I was abt saying jst dt n she used to enjoy d fame then o. Nothing last forever mehn

Blackett:
My pics are everywhere on nairaland, under my ex moniker.

Yeah, to people without taste, he's cute. I'm not arguing that.

so u guys beef each others too

2undexy:
Idon care whether he's a beast or lion..i just dnt care, cos m hungry this maween

Garium sulphate no dey for house?

it's always been trashy now, so what's new?

seriousbabe:
We have since ended our beef
If you go through the thread you will see that we are now friends

better

seriousbabe:
I am not writing this to insult you in anyway
But the truth is that I can't help but notice the way you talk to girls on this forum. It kind of makes me question ur sexuality
Just saying

Haba, seriousbabe i'm not sure you're serious o. Diddydiva don stop, abeg grow up and stop this insults on each other na. i tot u created this thread so people can see thr wrongs and correct them. y spoiling it again?

ok

ringworm:
Well! The ukwu has never been over hyped, Men love thier women differently, so it depends on ze man you are dealing with

ok guys its like this!

let the ladies on dis thread send in pix of their ukwu, so we can see its effect on men. With this experiment we will solid evidence of the effects of ukwu to the human race.


chai my brain can work for africa.
dont mention

don't be a perv bro

dOnLarich:
She used to be ma gf back in the days ..

Story for the gods

komek:
Iam a very good example of be ye perfect as ur father who is in Heaven is perfect.

tah, iffa hear

blublahd:
simply tell them you try it out in your dream thats how you knew it is sweet btw whats the peril?

seems she jst learned that cos she's bn using it often nw

tosyne2much:
oooooyah dey hide am dey go jhoooor

hehehehe

tosyne2much:
meaning you did not deny the fact that you love sex ?

Don't put words into my mouth, we were talking abt HYPOCRISY here brov. Me liking or hating it is my personal opinion n I chose to kip it to myself

komek:
Hypocrisy is synonymous to women everywhere in Africa.

Men alike. I hope u're nt here to form holy holy for me? Just that Hypocrisy has gt grades. Nobody holy pass o (including me)

elantraceey:
I didn't want to reply any one on this thread again but since you are a lady let me ask you this question , before the first time you had sex didn't you have a sound knowledge of it , didn't you know whether you're going to like it or not ?



Haven't you seen thing you like without tasting them ?


Na wa o




PS: Deduce any thing from this post at your own peril

Sorry love, I dnt argue wv pple like u. Hv a gud day n nice to meet u

emusmith:
How we dey na..

goan slp

elantraceey:
I like sex but i hate premarital sex!!!

are you married? If no, dt means u must have had d premarital sex u claimed to hate for you to love it. Dt wld amount to Hypocrisy of d highest order

sanchezzz:
Well if u still want your friend .try and involve his people. Brother, sister anyone close to this ur guy... I think the girl likes you that's why.

C'mon, it's nt worth it. Y shd he waste his sweat over sm1 who's nt a true friend? A true friend will alws defend you no matter what. @Op, TIME and PATIENCE is all you need. Barely 2mths n d gal is like ds, u jst wait n see. Occupy ursef wt something meaningful, d sky is big enough for birds to fly wtout touching each other. Trust me, he will cm back begging by the time the girl is done wt him. So far he didn't deem it fit to ask for ur side of d story, bros abeg u owe him no explanation

Medunah:
Its the both of you s baby. If she (d wife) can lose hours of sleep cos of the baby, y shouldnt you?
Travel for 3mnths?? U might as well go extinct

Some men are jz selfish

i tell u

silverdam:
Toyin Aimakhu (still forming Johnson), stop deceiving yourself. Your marriage is built on infidelity, you and your husband are chronic adulterers. You can never be happy if you continue to fake everything, stop listening to people, you guys are not for each other which it is pretty obvious.

My advice: Please remain single or be a single father/mother if you cannot control your libido. I hate adulterers!

Enemy of progress

fayde:
pls don't try this @ home. I even trust 9ja galz, dem no go tamper with their source if income

hahahaha, so funny

Joavid:
I hope you can come back and say this same thing when he falls in love and gets married.

God bless your brother

Hmmm, i pray God gives him a GOOD WIFE

drnoel:
That's the spirit. That's what nigerians abroad would never understand. I met a nigerian living abroad in lagos during xmas. Men u need to see the escalade jeep he was driving in Nigeria. We got talking and he gave me so much scopes and hyps. All thru this guy didn't know I too didn't live in Nigeria. Funny enof, I met him again in a friends house after I returned and found out he was just a janitor. So I asked him how he came about all those effects in naija. He told me he had to save for 8 years but still couldn't save enof so he took a bank loan. I was completely shocked. All cos he wanted to impress his relatives.

Can you imagine that Until pple learn how to live for themselves wtout impressing any1, their friends, foes and families will continue to demand from them na. Maga must pay

mutter:
I don`t want to comment here because I will just get angry and sad.
Besides don`t want to reveal some bad experiences I have made with family.
Most people think that having many kid`s is a big financial burden but we get along okay.
What draws us down is the extended and larger family.
It is like a basket wiht a big hole. No matter how much you out it is never enough
THe worse part of it is that no one seems to care, they just need more and more.

The problem is, the more you give, the more they expect. The day you are nt able to give then you become a bad person, they 4gt the good days

OP, let me add this. They ask you what kinda job you are doing, if you tell them they ask how much do they pay you per hour, tell them and the next question will be ''so, how many hours are you doing? so they can calculate how much you earn and plan your expenses and life for you