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Calbarian:
Lesbo alert!!!

ya mama abi. Dnt lemme insult u o

Calbarian:
Two things are involved: either one of them is from Lesbos or they both are.

If only one of them is, then it's ok. If they both are, then two things are involved:

If they're Yoruwood actresses, it's ok. If they're really Nollywood actresses, then two things are involved:

If they're really not as top-rated as the Op claims, it's ok. If they're really top-notch actresses then two things are involved:

If they've not been acting love scenes in their films then it's ok. If they've been acting love scenes in their films, two things are definitely involved:

. . . to be continued

Dry

horlabiyi:
So I Went Into a NIKE Shop Today, And Saw a Football Of N125,000. Oga, Abeg The Leg Wey I Wan Take Kick The Ball,How Much Is It?

Datz y we need to be thankful for all God has given us. Break ur legs n see how much it cn cost

floragregs:
His song "Oya baby, make u shake am o". U know what baffles me? Some parents just don't care what their kids do to get money these days! Girls shaking bumbumm up and down in videos will still build houses for their parents and they will gladly dwell in it. I dunno sha, maybe i'm wrong. Just thinking out loud. But he did well all in all, responsible move!

what r u even saying, r d girls shaking bums underaged or dnt hv parents? Were they forced to dance? Has reekado done sth unlawful. I think u shd channel ur anger to d girls n their parents. Every parents dream is to enjoy the fruit of their labour just lk ds one. So stop being hypocritical

Hair we go

RickRichards:
Hi, I'm Tony Stark; younger brother of Elon Musk.

o boi, see advert

komek:
Aunty na play I dey o. Choi. Ur bf get hot temper o.

But as a guy man, I know he will be smilling somewhere saying so "my babe is very attractive that this stupid Komek is disturbing her"

Tell him we r yoking o abeg. I don't want someone to block me at Ojuelegba and start beating unnecessarily. I no get body wey person dey beat o.

hehehehe, u dey fear?

komek:
Wife kwa, y do u like pretending online about our love. U shud be proud of our love like I am proud of it. I love u dear.

Lord have mercy, abeg dnt implicate me o. My bf is seeing all ds uno

komek:
Oh my love, I am professing my love to u anytime I get the opportunity... I love u Teegurl

Haa, my brother brother ds one serious o. No let ya wife cash me abeg

komek:
@ OP,If u are a busy person like mysef what u need is a very long distance relationship. I am here in Naija Teegurl my lover is in the UK this gives us ample opportunity to do whatever we want.

I don't like this every weekend thing that one gurl will carry her nylon bag to come visit me. Or call to ask me who was the gurl she saw me with today. As if she did not hear that I belong to everybody and not anybody.

which of d teegurl r u talking about brov? my hand no dey o. Lmao

TeamSimple:
How this guy take toast him wife self? Or they were both under the same linguistic spell

I can only imagine

komek:
I stay in same neighbourhood wif u sir, can I gv u my sister? Just gv me 3 qualities that u have outside the ones that we know like God fearing, gentle etc. Give me something new.

And when has ur sister bcom a commodity to be given out sir?

RickRichards:
I honestly do not know. C'mon, spill it.

lmao

RickRichards:
Hahaha...and what's the reason? Pray tell.

lol. Dnt tell me u dunno bruv

RickRichards:
No cap today?

lmao. Now i see d reason 4 d cap

topemirates:
A real lady won't 'K' ur text

#justsaying

true

ZACHIE:
The Elderly usually have the seat in Yoruba culture.
The suckling mother takes the seat in European culture.
The sick has the right of way in America.
The sick and poor have seat in the Vatican

In the jungle, where i come from, I own the fkingcu seat.

lmao, so hilarious

olaxco2f:
NA U GIVE THE PRIORITY?

dtz hw it supposed to be

smilyice:
. U nailed it,that's the order

tnx

Helkayklassic:
So you didn't remember the skeleton at all, There is God o.

sorry, my bad. He shd hold d pole

Bamz:
Aww brilliant comment

tnx bro

komek:
My gf has spoken. I stand close to u. But that boy no dey disabled na stubborness put am for thAt state. He go carry keke wey him no sabi drive and that was how he broke his legs. For that he will stand till we get to our destination.

lol, so funny. Bt y r dey all looking up to d guy, is he d only one sitting?

blackjack21:
And PRESIDENTIAL.
You can only dream of being on the same level with those cows.








13:49:42
Tue, Apr 14, 2015

Pheeeeew!

IYANGBALI:
na the winch in your village cause am

lmao

Why is there so much pain and suffering in this world

nerfetiti:
Really? .....did not know she was into drugs....lemme go do some digging about her
..i will be back in a jiggy

akpreko sombori

rokiatu:
hahahahah notice how the guy she posted is way finer then Peter, and the lady peter posted is wayy fine with far better body then Lola also?

Its on batches!!!!!! Whether they are just playing or not, imma start following their instagram page to keep up.

I love it when spouses pull each other legs.

akpreko

$5 is too small jor

The guy with crutches should sit first. Priorities r being given to the disabled, then to elderly ones, then women wt children

who is deceiving this one

rago:
great post, OP

However, u failed to mention where to point the switched-on camera on my phone to

I mean, nobody is talking about ds

u enter a room, darken it up, switch on ur phone camera,
and Where does one POINT The phone camera to?

pls, be totally spexific and on point

are we gonna point down our camera and then expect to c a red dot smwhere..

Wisdom is a principal thing...