₦airaland Forum

neweraomo:
This is a car or cart? Ishhh

More of a cart. Lol

The guy be like 'Osanobua, what have i got into'

cyprus000:
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Lol.. very funny _idiot. This just proved my assertion about your daftness...*spits*

If you aren't an ineffable corpulent microphallus and a cesspool of sub human filth.
You would be able to deduce when a person type in abbreviation
. But being a pyscho/sapiopath you are. All your brain could sum up is shitt.

for the fact that an infinitesimal vapid scum lyk u, is allowed to roam and even have access to cyber space, means that we don't have "animal control" system in this country or dey are not competent for the job.

Wat a brainscooped lummox.


**pity your existance**

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Na who vex Prof Obahiagbon ds early momo, chai prof i'm sorry on his behalf

DuchessLily:
Ok cool; With one boob higher than d other

Life is full of ups n downs

DICKtator:
Whoa!!. They ought to have collected it from you. They prolly didn't know the value of 10 pounds!!!

I have sent my account number to you via PM.

Kindly do the needful,pretty

Lol, collecting 10pounds coin from a small girl is evul, dtz like taking my lunch pack from me . Dem go share am 5pounds each.

OYINBOGOJU:
I declared the full total money i had on me.

All government agencies that was present got their own share from me.

When i checked what remain with me in the flight

I discovered i lost almost $1500.

Ever since then, i always check-in my cash with baggage and keep little in my wallet.

Hahaha, this reminds me of my first time. I told dem i've only got 10pounds with me which were in coins. My agent gave me d code n tnk God for innocent look n small stature. When i was asked by those 2 guys if i won't drop anyhing for the boys, i just brought out the coins n they started laughing. Who cares

Ucheosefoh:
If that thing hit you if you no die instantly na tetanus go kill you

lmao. U gt me cracking really hard

colossus2:
Bros where is the putting together and where is the bus cos I can't find any

You mean u can't see those metals joined together. Tah! My friend open ya eyes

Hossana, in the highest.
Let our king be lifted high
Hossanaaa

OLUWAFUNMISE:
PLS have they seen Abobaku

still on the run. I heard he has changed his name sef

RedBenson:
Brosiere, 27+11+2 = ..............

Do the calculation and tell yourself your age (minusing economic/football age as it may apply). And you are still unmarried?

God bless u bro. Ds is exactly my thought, so OP it took you 40yrs to realise all ds points you mentioned above. I blv thr's more to your story anyway though your points are very insightful but c'mon 11yrs. Well, maybe the lady also realised some things n had to let go. Trust me, no lady in her right sense either young or old will agree to date u for 11yrs without anything meaningful coming out of it. And to all those crying foul that ladies btw 25-30+ are oloshos, desperates and all sort. Who made them so? Most men like them young for dating but when it comes to marriage, they start looking those points OP stated above. Nice write up OP n nice contributions from matured minds too

What a friend we have in Jesus
All our sins and grieves to bear....

As the deer panteth for the water
So my soul long after thee....

Brownville007:
K-Cee is surely living his moment. He was spotted in this classic and trendy red suit earlier today as he performs in a wedding in J-Town. The wedding must have been the talk of the town. See the photos he shared with his followers on IG before and during the wedding performance.

https://instagram.com/p/52Qrj7xK13/?taken-by=iam_kcee

oh boi ds one na father christmas o

We never saw Apostle Mallam Samboribobo do this kinda thing. Well done PYO, we are watching

missbehave247:
Sad enough I don't have a neigbor

what jungle do u live?

I wonder if this is the ryt tym of doin Giant of africa wen we have numerous issues to tackle. Our leaders sha, doin good outside when d inside is rotten. Pple r dying everyday tru various means. Boko haram dey thr o una neva solve am, yet u r donating money to others who dnt even gv a rat a** abt u. Dey r ready to talk thrash abt Nigeria at any slightest opportunity. How nice wld it be If only we cn b truthful to ourselves in ds country.

nairalife2013:
I have an inlaw, a petroleum engr who works with shell, he's married to my cousin who is a medical doc. They have two daughters. Both girls of abt 17 and 19 are studying engineering and medicine in various varsities in nigeria. There's hardly any part of the globe these chaps have not been to! They fly two four!! Even if the journey is between two adjoining states, as far as the places have landing space for aircrafts. Their mom particularly, a resident un health staff in nigeria, is a workaholic who trots the globe with uncommon ease for work and for fun. I first saw an ipad in the kids hands way back before I made a move to procure same for my wife many years later! I personally consider these folks AJEBO to the core!! The only problem I have is that the girls drink garri so much. They can trade anything for halve a cup of garri. Wtf!!!

So u wrote all ds epistle jst because u want to tell us d girls love garri? Seriously?

Freemanan:
Understood..
You can have an Uncle who is three years older than you nau....

oh good for u bro

Freemanan:
You need his number love...

Naa,just wondering how old u r if dtz ur uncle. Perhaps u dunno who an uncle is pun intended

Freemanan:
MY UNCLE STEPPING OUT IN STYLE...

Ur Uncle?

Na so so eba covered with icing sugar i dey see o

manee2:
Imagine this stuff with an oversize bra. Guys we have to be very carefully, it is obvious that girls are turning to something else just to get noticed. Lets not be decieved!

how abt men turning themselves to women? Which one is more disgusting

adonbilivit:
wetin dey happen here? stop derailing my thread.

@OP,sorry bruv @elohorayodele, carry ur wrapper comot 4 here

elohorayodele:
What are you seeing?

Where are you from?

seeing u tie wrapper wv ur fedora hat

elohorayodele:
Yes nah

#ProudDeltan

oh i see

elohorayodele:
Man wrapper

lol, so u dey tie wrapper. R u frm delta?

elohorayodele:
i like women nah

woman wrapper

Lmao. Gboranmi deleru

komek:
Bad market for those Urhobo/ Warri gurls

Ur sisters in d Lord

Calbarian:
Pls, pardon my naiveté. I'm sorry

U r pardoned. Go and sin no more

Calbarian:
A lesbian is a citizen of the ancient Greek island of Lesbos. The term became more popular when it found use in the categorization of females like teeghurl who for reasons yet unclear to mankind prefer to get sexually intimate with other females.

This categorization began with the famed poet, Sapphos of Eresos, who, it is said, wrote pieces glamourizing the practice. The adjective gradually eclipsed the demonym over time.

smh. Ur case is beyond redemption, i tot u r reasonable enof but i cn see u r far frm dt. I won't exchange banter with you. Calling me names will do u no good, go get a life bruv

Calbarian:
. ;Dd

But seriously, dt joke was dry. U cn do better