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Romance / Re: All My Efforts To Settle Down This Year Is Failing by TeeGod(m): 8:18pm On Dec 16, 2021
Na that church own get me. A thief?
Family / Re: Man Who Built A House For His Girlfriend's Family Wants To Demolish It After.... by TeeGod(m): 10:07am On Nov 25, 2021
Baba no gree o... We most demolish that house
Fashion / Re: Rate The Haircut I Gave Myself by TeeGod(m): 7:26am On Nov 13, 2021
U did well man.
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Serial ATM Fraudster In Delta by TeeGod(m): 10:57am On Nov 10, 2021
Four years for the thief but just one day....
Business / Re: Crypto Ban: FCMB Begins Treating Customers Aged 18-30 As Fraud Suspects by TeeGod(m): 9:08am On Nov 10, 2021
The customers wey they get don tire them
Crime / Re: Insecurity: Bandits Open Fire On Police Team In Zamfara, Gun Down 7 Officers by TeeGod(m): 9:00am On Nov 10, 2021
googlepikins:
Nice one, Zoo Police must fall. Period.

OyigboUpdate1 and OyigboUpdate2. Even that vulture call Udele6 why did your brothers kill their fellow criminal bandits.

What is this one aaying..... 3 of these men are Christians all from my area. What goes around comes around... Tomorrow it will be ur own brother. U think their "brothers" are the only uniform men here in the north?
Crime / Re: Insecurity: Bandits Open Fire On Police Team In Zamfara, Gun Down 7 Officers by TeeGod(m): 8:51am On Nov 10, 2021
4 men who were gun down are from jigawa state 3 from Ecwa church. We all were shocked my area last night was silent. God rest their souls �
Politics / Re: Buhari Escapes Air Crash As Presidential Jet Develops Fault - Sahara Reporters by TeeGod(m): 9:15am On Oct 29, 2021
Nearly can not kill a bird. This news is so sadden.
Politics / Re: Bandits Ask Soldiers To Vacate Plateau Community Ahead Of Planned Attack by TeeGod(m): 8:35am On Oct 29, 2021
Ah! See liver.... Like u motherfuckers who's country has given less priority to should run for ur lives else, ur blood will be on ur own hand. Who do us like this�
Politics / Re: Buhari Approves Construction Of ₦21 Billion 14-Bed Space Presidential Clinic by TeeGod(m): 8:14am On Oct 29, 2021
21 billion for bed wey him no go sit on for ones?
Politics / Re: ‘Run-Away DJ’ - Lai Mohammed Mocks DJ Switch by TeeGod(m): 1:08pm On Oct 21, 2021
dig64:
So somebody will be unfortunate enough to call this thing "father"?
When ever u see his mouth like this� na lies he dey spread

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Celebrities / Re: Prince Kpokpogri: Janemena & I Had Sex Severally (Leaked Audio) by TeeGod(m): 11:06am On Oct 17, 2021
CSTR2:
Very dirty girl.

Person fuccckkk you sotay he don fucckk you pass man wey marry you.

U forget to include the years (9years)
Celebrities / Re: Kpokpogri & Janemena: Daddy Freeze Reacts Viral Audio, Says Divorce Is An Option by TeeGod(m): 10:56am On Oct 17, 2021
How person go open eye marry a girl who dances naked, break her waist from right left and center for public consumption and still convence himself of her loyalty. People are out there who can go to any length just to have that same waist they see online on their bed and Baba go get in front of her in some of her videos. Divorce her or not she go still go dey collect.
Politics / Re: Buhari Blames Middlemen For Hike In Food Prices, Hoading Of Commodities by TeeGod(m): 10:35am On Oct 01, 2021
Blamer
Family / Re: Dr Penking Receives Death Threats Over DNA Laboratory Opening In Lekki by TeeGod(m): 9:39am On Sep 30, 2021
Wait o... Is this lab the first ever lab in Lagos that run such test..... Why this guy go dey lie like this?
Celebrities / Re: R Kelly Found Guilty Of Sex Trafficking And Racketeering by TeeGod(m): 11:49pm On Sep 27, 2021
I still don't believe he did all of these, I just pray the storm be over cry
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Taken To Hospital With A Suspected Broken Eye Socket by TeeGod(m): 10:32am On Sep 26, 2021
“His power looked like it had left him, the tank was empty and it was only heart which kept him on his feet in the 12th round.”[color=#990000][/color]

I felt this part
Celebrities / Re: Kpokpogri Drags Tonto Dikeh To Court, Seeks N10 Billion Compensation by TeeGod(m): 3:57pm On Sep 23, 2021
Ah! This guy sha just want to finish Tonto Dikeh.
Phones / Re: Reno Omokri: Nobody On Earth Needs An iPhone13 by TeeGod(m): 10:01am On Sep 19, 2021
If u buy iPhone 13, and u still dey fly bike or enter public transport, normal normal u no suppose have a good future…

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Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Tries To Pluck Out His Mother's Eyes For Rituals In Delta (Pics) by TeeGod(m): 12:18am On Sep 17, 2021
Just yesterday i was telling my woman how i was intimidated buy guys who came around the shop with Benz and a BMW and she was like, "babe no worry, u no know wetin they dey do for back and u no need to do yahoo before u drive ur own car, no worry ur blessings go come and e go loud. U no go do yahoo because i no wan follow any yahoo boy" those statements alone increased my love for her.
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Tries To Pluck Out His Mother's Eyes For Rituals In Delta (Pics) by TeeGod(m): 12:00am On Sep 17, 2021
God forbid o
When i am here wishing mine is still here this one wants to use his own to buy Benz... thunder o
Politics / Re: Yekini Nabena: We Will Celebrate If Goodluck Jonathan Decides To Join Us by TeeGod(m): 10:07am On Sep 16, 2021
Shameless people. Na only GEJ i dey shame for if he joins. With only one term to rule and they'll kick him out.
What am i even saying APC, PDP all na jangulova
They fights in public and corporate privately
Health / Re: David Gbodi Odaibo Dies In His Sleep After His Work Won $125M US Contract by TeeGod(m): 1:18pm On Sep 15, 2021
God, as I dey pray dey hustle dey wait, I shall not only see the promised land but when the gate is finally opened, death will not stop me from entering IJN�
May God rest his soul. Be comforted brother.
Romance / Re: Should I Continue With This Relationship by TeeGod(m): 10:32am On Sep 12, 2021
Sonnobax15:
cheesy
Op,it's natural to have mixed feelings cha..But like seriously,no be every nigha wey sleep for the same house with banny mean say he lash her.... Unless say the guy na Cassanova cool

But op,I must tell you this via man-to-man--"you've got yourself a co-bf" lipsrsealed. And the painful part na be say those co-bfs can bang fire out of someone's banny lipsrsealed.

Op,like seriously,that nigha may not have slept with your Banny yet, probably that night,but one thing sure for me say the nigha smooch your Banny....With many many pressing of boobs and squeezing of butt lipsrsealed
And before her year 1 that "co-bf" will definitely smash her.

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