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Phones / Re: Which Phone Can I Get Budget 60 To 70k by TeeGod(m): 5:18pm On Jun 21, 2022
MITCHELL96:
Nokia 6.1 Plus

Google it and thank me later

Phone got Cam like an iPhone X cool
Ram, 6GB, 64GB ROM, I'll let you do the rest, so go google it ASAP!
Super fast but doesn't have a lasting battery like recent phones now but I still love it.
Phones / Re: My Phone Got Stolen And Now This Is Happening To Me. by TeeGod(m): 12:35pm On Jun 10, 2022
U're going through PTSD maybe is because u're too emotional. Engage in things that will stop u from having flashbacks or nightmares; maybe u're still feeling sad that u lost ur phone or maybe fear or anger. Try and get someone to be spending the night with probably a boyfriend or girlfriend so u won't be alone in the room.
Religion / Re: Why I Resigned From My Job As A Pastor In Winners Chapel And Became A Babalawo by TeeGod(m): 10:41am On Jun 06, 2022
DontBullshitMe:
I don't blame him.

After working in a company for some years, it is only appropriate that you start yours.

This is deep!
Celebrities / Re: Abuja Courts Revokes Jaruma's Bail, Orders Her Re-Arrest And Remand by TeeGod(m): 4:20pm On Feb 23, 2022
Wetin go con happen to the bail.... They don chop am be that? undecided
Romance / Re: I’m Giving This Phone To My Girlfriend's Sister Without Her Knowing by TeeGod(m): 12:12pm On Feb 22, 2022
Wetin u don already buy, u come here dey ask us. If we say otherwise are u still going to return it? Give her the phone and wait because las las ur babe go know.

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Sports / Re: Sevilla Joins Barcelona in the Race to Sign Super Eagles Striker Sadiq Umar by TeeGod(m): 7:56am On Feb 16, 2022
paulolee:
barca sign umar?? i go leave d club for good...c rubbish

Don't leave o because they will sign u instead.
Romance / Re: My Experience With My Jehovah Witness Lover . by TeeGod(m): 7:43pm On Feb 07, 2022
Pls, do they accept replacement where u work?
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Reacts To Rihanna's Pregnancy News (Photo) by TeeGod(m): 9:28pm On Jan 31, 2022
Oga rest
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Wants Space Cos I Am Broke by TeeGod(m): 7:21pm On Jan 31, 2022
WBworldwide:

I'm not simping o... Things are going well for me this period without her being here, i just feel for her that's all.

I'm a full stack hustler... I believe myself die... Even area believe me too

Na this part sweet me die.

Ur glory days will come and someone worth sharing it with will come ur way.

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Food / Re: See The N50 Pepper And Onions I Bought In Kano by TeeGod(m): 6:42pm On Jan 31, 2022
Is the pen there incentive?
Food / Re: The Basket Of Tomatoes I Bought For N1,500 - Ogun State. by TeeGod(m): 6:41pm On Jan 31, 2022
That thing is 200 naira in the North.
Health / Re: Why Are People Still Smoking After Reading This? (Pictures) by TeeGod(m): 4:23pm On Jan 31, 2022
Because they all have coconut head.
Business / Re: GTB Customer Faints As N2.95m Disappears From His Account by TeeGod(m): 4:27pm On Jan 29, 2022
Now the idiot theif go scam another person go buy car dey form big boy for street.

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Politics / Re: #FreeJaruma: Sowore Blasts Ned Nwoko After Jaruma Was Remanded In Prison by TeeGod(m): 5:46pm On Jan 27, 2022
Wait o.... Which 2021 again??
Romance / Re: Lady Kneels Down To Propose To Her Boyfriend & Gets A YES (Video, Pix) by TeeGod(m): 11:07am On Jan 27, 2022
MufasaLion:
Gal Gadot is still delaying me.

Because she's still with me cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Lady In Tears After Meeting Harrysong For The First Time (Pix, Video) by TeeGod(m): 6:44pm On Jan 25, 2022
Useless girl angry
Romance / Re: My Conscience Is Judging Me. Please Help Me by TeeGod(m): 2:38pm On Jan 25, 2022
U see this war u're having with ur conscience now, if u had ended the relationship when u found out that she was with another guy when u were away, na bless she for dey bless this marriage wey u wan do so. But u see, because u like the way she dey knack u accepted her back. If ur conscience defeats u today, I hope u will be able to deal with it in future.
By the way, abortion na SIN.
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Replies Man Who Advised Her On How To Boost Her Music Career by TeeGod(m): 1:30pm On Jan 25, 2022
blackaxe78:
Short girls are very troublesome!

Give them simple a simple idea and they explode on your head.

Guys! Avoid short ladies at all cost if you can.

Anything below 6 feet, avoid.. The shorter, the more demonic they are. Especially the short and plumpy ones who barely grow past 5.5 feet, those ones are direct cousins to the devil.

Jesus Christ �
Romance / Re: I'm Deeply In Love With Him But He's Not Divorced Yet! by TeeGod(m): 10:44am On Jan 25, 2022
The guy is doing well for himself, lives in a nice estate, owns a nice ride, his cool bla bla bla.... What if he is not pretending or hiding anything other than he's only waiting for his wife to accept a divorce. Aunty Banker, have u thought about his own side of the qualities he seek from a woman?
What if after u finally give in to the sex and he feels thats all that there is with u?

It seems u are convinced so nothing that will be said here that will mean much to u till u kukuma taste am see.
Celebrities / Re: Dancer Kaffy Opens Up On Divorce From Husband Joseph Ameh (Video) by TeeGod(m): 8:15pm On Jan 11, 2022
Divorce everywhere. I just pity the coming generation with children raised by single parents, see the way this generation is going with divorce? They don see am as normal thing finish o... na single or co-parenting go turn normal norm.
Politics / Re: 2023: Governor Mohammed Warns Bauchi People Against Electing Non-Indigenes by TeeGod(m): 8:53pm On Jan 10, 2022
blamingthedevil:
But his immediate predecessor, Gov Abubakar is from Kogi State. Bauchi State is the most liberal State in Nigeria after Lagos State.

More reason they kicked him out the second term.
Nairaland / General / Re: Stupid Questions To Avoid As A Bachelor Or Spinster by TeeGod(m): 10:19am On Jan 09, 2022
Is only uncultured Christians that won't ask and want to know why his or her friend, neighbor or even toaster number 5 but if they say "the lord said I should give u this package because u didn't go to church" they go rush collect am.
Crime / Re: Passengers Drug Okada Rider And Steal His Motorcycle In Ogun by TeeGod(m): 2:11pm On Jan 07, 2022
The bike man is lucky his passenger didn't harvest his body parts. Ogun state? Na their small work
Celebrities / Re: Portable Shows Off His Girlfriend, Mocks Broke Boys (Photos, Video) by TeeGod(m): 2:54pm On Jan 06, 2022
We no wan hear say something do her tomorrow sha
Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Kill Augustine Ekanem In Akwa Ibom After Snatching His Car by TeeGod(m): 1:52pm On Jan 01, 2022
U get car wahala. U no get car person wey get go use am kill u. Life is just not fair
Phones / Re: FG Extends NIN-SIM Verification Deadline Till March 31, 2022 by TeeGod(m): 2:25pm On Dec 31, 2021
Nigeria is still taking their failure to 2022
Ordinary sim, they can not block.
Romance / Re: I'm Attracted To Dead Women!!! by TeeGod(m): 10:18am On Dec 31, 2021
U need serious straight.... Frist time I'm hearing this though. Nawa ooo
Food / Re: How My Jollof Rice Turned To Water Rice by TeeGod(m): 8:31pm On Dec 30, 2021
PeridotK9:
A shot story!
Yesterday felt like I wanted to eat an amazing jellof rice, asked some fellas on ma stat N was given some recipes then I went to the store got shrimps�, chicken�, fish�, vegetables���� N ir already got tin tomatoes�,oil, seasonings etc... for ma jellof rice after cooking I noticed my jellof rice dint look red like I imagined�
Note: i dint follow any of the procedures I was told... i just mixed all into the chicken broth, boiled N added my rice... faced some challenges�‍♀️ like having to scoop out some water� I dint know�‍♀️ where it came from N at the end of the day I changed the name of my rice to ricewater��but then I was so proud� of myself� cos I'm a 1 thousand yard of wife�‍♀️ material �����
Shared some pictures down�

With all these ingredients look at the outcome of ur rice. Shame... No be only 1 thousand yards wife material... Ur yard no fit make even collar.
Family / Re: My Husband Is Frustrating Me. by TeeGod(m): 10:43am On Dec 30, 2021
Oga no focus before him marry na after marriage him wan focus he no allow somebody's daughter to born. 70k and 100k don reach to raise one child. See, no body anything wey him tell u o. Is either oga no fit impregnate u now so him dey wait till him doctor so say and forget all those people wey dey talk say "his my kind of man" na there type dey use pregnancy hold there girlfriends. grin

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Romance / Re: My Fiancee Disrespects Me A Lot by TeeGod(m): 10:21am On Dec 30, 2021
For disrespecting u after all u did for her only means that she's an ungrateful human. My brother, there is nothing u can do to change her now probably she's still very young hence her behaviour.
Like someone said, we men need to know our role as boyfriend and as husband.... There are certain things u dont do has a "boyfriend" and for a husband it's a must.

If u can end it now, do it and let her vacate the shop since she's sharing with ur mum. Those men should at least help her secure another place and let her continue with her life. I'm sure she will definitely regret since ur intentions are true.
Romance / Re: How Do I Get Over This Broken Heart? I'm In Pain by TeeGod(m): 9:05am On Dec 30, 2021
dyingheart:
we dated for five months. i showed him so much love and care. all he did was complain it wasn't enough, he wanted to date someone else. we're not talking anymore. i miss him like mad. i can't sleep, i can't eat, i can't do anything. it's like my heart has been broken into a thousand pieces. i can't breathe anymore. someone talk to me cry cry cry cry cry cry


****abeg, the man in question is not a Nairalander. cheating was from his part. i was very faithful to him.

cry cry cry cry


my dear, I know nothing ache like a broken heart and not eating because someone broke ur heart is hard but not worth it. Since he said he loves someone else just let him go cause u can't force someone to love u. My advice is never try to love again too soon because u will be robbing salt in an open wound. Use ur healing time to grow urself and someone better will find u
Sports / Re: Mikel Arteta To Miss Manchester City Match After Testing Positive For COVID-19 by TeeGod(m): 8:57pm On Dec 29, 2021
How many times?
I thought they were vaccinated

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