₦airaland Forum

Nobody's calling you old man...
Oh! Maybe your ancestors.

Hippop and gangs!

Are we sure this Buhari is not owing Aisha in za oza room

That was when you realised that you, mosdii and I are right...

2ndchildhood:
I use to be exactly like this op, thinking I could always survive without a woman, thinking women have nothing to add to my life apart from sex, always thinking like 'mosdii', that "women are out to add more salts to men's injury instead of softening it", always thinking being single is the best.


Until I met a beautiful damsel every nigga out there will kill to have, dated for like 7 months, then I discovered that I and 'mosdii' was right..

Even Lagos na NYSC carry me go there o...

The question is, can you lie like Lie

Is this giveaway still on

Philantropists:
I am looking for persons who are in need to grow their business and need cash.

I have allocated the sum of N200k, N300k and N500k. The sum can be increased depending on the scale of the business and growth potential. This is a real business opportunity for you.

Mention me with your plan towards the money. State clearly how you will run and grow the business, mentioning how much the business could be worth in 3 months from now.

In into sweet potato farming for now but I have passion for education. I hope to own a school in the future cos I'm also a teacher now...

Man utd players should learn from this...

TheSourcerer:
Player deliberately misses penalty , after an unfair referee call.

Yes! The miracle of Imo...

able88:
Should we tell them

She's next in line after their Sharia chief judge so they want to smear her by aaall means...

AntiBMC:
A whole Attorney General of the Federation, exhibiting extreme lawlessness.

See the way he quickly denied. These Fulani northerners in govt are all the same. Always hiding behind southerners, using them to do their dirty jobs.

In Nigeria, money can buy anything including conscience...

Penguin2:
I can bet my early morning poo that you are not from Benue.

These criminals can’t be slaughtering Benue people and somebody from there will make defending their atrocities his top priority and his full time job.

But if you are truly from Benue then I’m sorry to Benue for birthing someone like u.

Rubbish! What duties are u talking about when he sits there and watch the north run the show...

benuejosh:
All of this nonsense are propagandas to distract Osinbajo from performing his duties as the Vice-President of our dear country.

They've all eaten enough so sharing the remnants is not a bad idea after all...

Edoreborn:
See belle everywhere.

Hot 98.3
Abuja

Awarding the best Governor award to yahaya hello at any price is another level of madness that can never be matched...

I have gained sooooooo much! I just can't list them...
Nairaland is bae!!!

First I need confirmation cos I know guma in venue but not in nasarawa...

Amotolongbo:
The excerpt quoted and bolded above makes the news appear like a fiction to me.

Please when telling us this kind of lies, report it with sense

Most of what the opp wrote there are fat lies...
Especially his opinions on security and cost of living...

Can you imagine...
Exporting terrorism aaaaalll the way from Somalia!

Chai! Our dear Femi has run mad again...

Kuyi wa Baba tafi!
Southern Kaduna got this one...

We are where we are because anything is acceptable in this generation. If that law was applicable I bet you aaaaalll of the will be virgins and mind you people marry early in those generations...

DoggoneDogg:
Its the execution for me.

paulolee:
award wey dm don already gv lewi for 2020 and messi for this year..
all these list na jus to give their fans false hope, even 99.9% of all the players listed already know d winner of two two balloon d or awards...
Mk cr7 wait for his normal Dubai d or dis December...he is d favorite already

Remove 2010 own...
It was a daylight robbery!

Lolllss! Are you serious?

MrrGary:
Nigeria will be better than this if we give president Buhari another chance




This I have seen

I had many wonderful teachers but Mr. Yakubu Isham tops them alllll!
The man made love Agric Science the more. Even as a computer graduate today, I can still remember those botanical names...
God bless Mr Isham!

Back then at school, will cook rice with ONLY Maggi as the ingredient. I used #10 onga to give it that "reddish" colour, I survived on these for weeks...

Modesty n contentment...

Kestolove:
Mailafia was a nuisance to the society

Sure! He was a nuisance to TERRORISTS...

Kaduna is supposed to be the "Centre of learning" but now it's a centre of confusion...

After that we'll have a Chinese President...
Our darling Daddy has done it!