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killer mood where is keita!!!!!

end of the road

it is no more than we deserved

deflated

exactly it seeme we never learn, or as it is said "always learning but never coming to the knowledge of the truth" thwwwwwwwww

since they started putting players in the side based on ethnic background, since they decided to jettison one of theirs for a wholly incompetent expat, since,

team? this is a shamble

i like the instrument

abeg leva naija alone

naija is shyte

1-1

yeah it does yu shud know

the red card was deserved the guy was foolish

Now we can play faster

mad man, he shouldnt have started the game he is so poor

are u talking from personal experience?

what are u willing to bet with? Im sure he will once they get to the 2nd round

depends on what u think is making me grin,

lysaa:
Y don't u swear on your life? I'd like to hear of the effect on u.

*no offence too*

hmmmmmmmm

ha ha ha plenty madness dey i just dey warm up , i dey kanpe,

who dey yab who? hey Lysaa howdy?

he he he

Mum: Don't throw your life away, stay away from girls who can help ruin it

[size=14pt] Hole in One[/size]

An American businessman was in Japan. He hired a local hooker and was going at it with her all night. She kept screaming, "Fujifoo! Fugifoo!" The American thought she was screaming in pleasure.

The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a hole-in-one. Wanting to impress the clients, he shouted "Fujifoo!" One of the Japanese men looked at him with a very confused look on his face and said, "No, you got the right hole."

[size=14pt] Talking Talk[/size]
Late one night a drunk guy is showing some friends around his brand-new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.

"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.

"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's actually a talking clock."

"You're crazy. Show me how it works then!"

The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God’s sake…it's 3:30 in the goddamn morning!"

whitesturd:
whose birthdayoya quickly ask google now .duhhh.dnt u see the thread?. .

no didnt see it ooo sorry

whose birthday was it?

Music player and bedside table

[size=14pt]Ice Cream Eater [/size]
A woman goes shoe-shopping one day. As the salesman is helping her try on shoes he notices she is not wearing panties. He looks at the woman and says, "Man, I'd love to fill that with ice cream and eat it!"

The woman slaps the man and runs home to tell her husband. The husband acts disinterested and his wife gets angry and asks, "Aren't you going to do anything?!"

The husband replies, "First of all, you have too many shoes as it is. Second, you shouldn't be out shopping without panties. And third of all, there's no way I'm going to mess with someone who can eat that much ice cream!"

A lady walks into a drugstore and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. 

The pharmacist says, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explains that she needs it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes get big and he says, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide!"

The lady reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looks at the picture and says, "Ohhhh. Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription!"

;d

YEAH i like her, u r cool as well, nice warm smile