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Odunnu:
Thanx, you'v got a Nigerian beauty in ya profile.Who is she? your tomatoe?

my pin up

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=400205.msg6218747#msg6218747 date=1276605133]TJ no start dat 1 - everybody don c u bet[/quote]I changed my mind b4 dropping my allowee

good thing i havent placed my bets yet,

she looks nice

marcelino:
u no kno say na JET LI be ma coach!!!!

really? I trust u jare, places a few dollars bet on him to win

she cute

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=400205.msg6218527#msg6218527 date=1276603175]er, Tee_Jay u go drex small 1st now,

u dey block my view, u know say na me 1st reach here now, [/quote]ok make i shift small

^^^ that should be more fun than my studies, lemmie adjust my seat

wats going on here? 2 fighting?

[size=14pt]Deepest Condolences[/size]
A widow goes on her first date since her husband's death, and afterward the two end up back at her place. Once in the bedroom, she takes off everything but her black panties.

"You can touch me anywhere else," she says, "but down there I'm still mourning."

"I figured as much," says the man. He then proceeds to pull down his pants and put on a black condom. "If you don't mind, I'd like to offer my deepest condolences."

[size=14pt] state-of-the-art watch [/size]
A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" 

"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it." 

Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" 

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains. 

"What's it telling you now?" 

"Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties…" 

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!" 

The man exclaims, "Damn—it must be broken again. It's always running an hour fast!"

lysaa:
That's for me to know and u to find out.

i see, in that case i shall have to find out using tried and tested methods,

I'm surprised at some of the responses here, some people are suggesting you should blank your mind from sex! How is that possible? of course send the girl away immediately but you and your wife didnt plan this very well at all. She left the country for studies so in the mean time how do you both cater for your sxual needs? By blanking your minds off it?

normally? does that imply that this is not the case today ?

i know its kinda scary sometimes knowing He is,

no idea how are u?

hiy lysaa, how u dey?

[size=14pt]Bottom of the class[/size]

Susan was so dumb , so at the end of the term the teacher said to him " Susan, you're so dumb , you are the bottom of the class again !" Susan answered and said back to the teacher " I thought that the Laura (the most inteligent girl in the class) is the, bottom of the class ! " .


[center]Explosively Funny[/center]
Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave slumps . Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?"
A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead."
After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Joe comes back to the phone. "Okay," he says nervously to the operator. "What do I do next?"


                                                               [size=14pt]Dumbest Boy[/size]
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

NL is open to everyone to post their views, its a free world no need to be rude to her, infact someone might say your post is exactly what you are accusing her of

Studio CFR:
Lyssa don fall in-love with tee-jay

eat raw egg

what is going on here?

Hey big girl happy birhtday to you, wishing all the best on your special day, God bless

sister na in dey become lovers now,

so becos i be xtian i shudnt like cute girl like u,

lysaa:
So na Christian toast u dey do?

nope i havent even started toasting u yet,

lysaa:
LOL studio the commentator.
so y are u toasting me religiously?

which one be religious toasting again?

not religious, im a christian

why not, or do u have anything else in mind?

ah get it,
are u on YIM?

@post

Men who beat their wives are animals fit only for the jungle, they are cowards who cant stand up to fellow men,

translation pls

no i dont want him back yet, i wanna spend more quiet time alone with you. or do u want him to disturb us little tete-a-tete?