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poster, wicked one

nice one

no pity for the guy whatsoever, if you bed women because of your fame then he should be ready for women to use him as well its the classic case of

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ooops soweeeeeeeeeee, i withdraw my comment

Pharoh:
^^ Stop seducing me with that tongue jare . . . , i mean business here

wow didnt know efe is that good with her tongue

where is dat curvy lysaa? she can hide but she can run

:-x

***saunters in, apologizes and zooms out***********

**************************Hospital Apointment*******************
A gorgeous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at her and all his professionalism flew out the window. He was overwhelmed with passion and desire and immediately told her to get undressed.
After she had disrobed, the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing
so, he said, "Do you know what I am doing?" Yes," she replied, "You're checking for abrasions and dermatological
abnormalities.

"That's right," said the doctor. He then began to handle her b.r.e.a.s.t.s. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," she said, "You're checking for lumps which might indicate b.r-e-a-s-t cancer."
"Correct," replied the doctor.

Then he mounted his patient and started having s.x.u.a.l intercourse with her.

He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes, which is why I'm here."

lexus

me or him

nellaluv:
did i? It's nt my fault if you find my name sexc , now where did we stop .

well we were having some silent whispering b4 someone intruded, kids of nowadays sef, abeg lets get back to our thing jare,

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps.
As they entered. a gorilla noticed her and went crazy. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink Dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.

Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did, And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
"Now, Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at
him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door
to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
"Now. Tell the gorilla you have a headache."

gangstaboo:
Took a break from NL but now I'm back.

Soooooooo how many NL'er men love big girls? And why do you? What's your favorite feature of a curvaceous lady?

I'm definitely a thick girl and was just curious at how much love we get around her aha. Where I'm at (Texas) we get lots of love, especially from black men hehe

not really,
Big girl + 1st child =Bigger girl,
Bigger Girl + 5 Years = Biggest Girl
Biggest girl + 3 kids = BBW

i dont understand why people find it implausible that the man might actually be trying to get one over the girl, this thing hapens especially in a society like ours where the weak/poor are always vulnerable and at the mercy of the rich and powerful.
Getting any evidence can be hard esecially now that the girl has made it clear to the man that you are aware, my suggestion is that you keep a close eye on the man and sooner or later his priapismic nature will lead to his downfall;
poster better act now before she ends up pregnant,

nellaluv:
^^

I didn't know that , i'm not your friend anymore , besides teejay was coming onto me ' '

was I? and why did u encourage me?

yeepa omo ko mo

^^^my pleasure

nawtiichic:
all my UK sistas hope you can feel me on this one. i don tire for UK nigerian men oo
not only will they break your heart, they also stamp on it with their fake-@ss, cheap timbaland boots
broke-@ss nigg@ss!

UK nigerian girls like the poster are sl.o.ts, its as if they are going to die if they dont get a c.o.c.k, in their eagerness to get bonked they overlook all the warning signals that the guy is only after a bang, the moment the pipeline bursts the guy is off leaving the girl to cry her way to NL for some comforting. Rubbish

2 words: How much?

i hear

***************************Small Tackle***************************
Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small pen-is-.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.'
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'

'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your father.'

spikedcylinder:
You lost me at 'ntage'. Translate please.

"ntage" means flirting i think its spelt or pronounced " en ta (o)ge=

no i'm skint

will you buy me lunch?

^^^^ madam ogini? you dont need to trawl the internet for garbage like this to justify your decision to be a lesbian, we get it you hate men just stick to women and stop all this trash , 20 reasons bla bla bla

Kunbee:
Nella u r a sl.ut stealing my Tee jay

that was uncalled for

nellaluv:
Kunbee retract your statement this instant, it's so not funny, how dare u , and who the heck is teejay anyway .
Mgbogo take your time o, remove that quote jor

apologies

ok come let me whisper it tu u

yeah and u know what they say about vagnilla:

the bride is pretty, congrats

actually ur name is sxzeeeeeee