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xynerise:
I have come to imagine why the bearers of these names have similar characters.

[EKAETE: They are born to be house girls

this one is hard to fault

yawns, same old trite, poster you are obviously immature if you can be easily swayed by 3 guys at a go then you are either loose or not ready to have a committed relationship

What exactly is the difference between Guts & Balls?

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.'


Both result in death.

cynthoney:
DO U THINK I WOULD HAVE THE NERVE TO PUBLISH THIS IF I HAVENT DONE MY HOMEWORK. WAT I HAVE FOUND OUT IS THAT NO MATTER THE ETHNICITY,COLOUR,RACE AND TRIBE,MENE ALL THINK ALIKE THE ONLY THING THAT MAKE THEM DIFFERENT IS THAT INDIVIDUALITY THATS Y WE HAVE THE GOOD GUYS AND THA BAD GUYS. STILL, MEN ARE HARD TO PLEASE.

13. If you SEND this to guys, they will SWEAR that its not TRUE but if you DON’T, he says you are SELFISH

YES, INEVER EVEN EXPECTED U GUYS TO ACCEPT THE TRUTH,COS ITS IN your BEHAVIOUR TO DISCARD OR DISGUISE THE TRUTH.

u sure know how to make yourself feel good sha, like i said earlier this is no more than a pile of kark

cynthoney:
@Tee Jay,not just the guys i hv gone out with. this includes the ones my friends have gone out with and even the ones i never went out with. guys r guys. i guess one time or the other u have done one of these things. u may find it hard to admit it but the best guy one can fine these days, does at least 3 out of the 13 things i have written, im very sure abut that.

i totally disagree, until you survey men across all ethnicity/race its misleading to jump this conclusion,

************************ Quick Cum**********************

One Day a man went to the doctor's office to see what was wrong with him."Doc, I have a problem. Everytime my wife and I have intimacy i cum way to quick. In about two minutes I'm done." say the man nervously. The doctor runs a few tests and comes back with the results. "Sir, I Have come up with a sure fire way to solve your problem.
Everytime that you feel you are about to come just scare yourself". With this advice the man leaves the doctor's office and goes to the gunshop and buys a gun. He goes home and sees his wife laying in the bed naked. Immeaditley they began to have intimacy. They ended up in the 69 position. The man felt that he was abut to cum so he shot the gun three times.
The next day he went back to the doctor's office. "Doc, that scaring shit didn't work. When i felt like coming i shot three times. The first time my wife shitted on my face, the second time my wife bit off three inches of my Joystick and the third time my next door neighbor came out of the closet with his hands up in the air".

cynthoney:
every guy has done at least 30 percent of wat i have written :d

the guys you hang out with u mean

raven was not part of the original cast but was brought in later when rudi was a bit too old to be "daddy's girl" and the house was empty

wanna kizzzzzzzzz

its on my profile

wats ur yim?

Kunbee:
Make an impression

give me a chance

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=448482.msg6319615#msg6319615 date=1278070827]^^lol

<maybe TJ's a bored medical student> [/quote]hmmmmmmmmmmm bored yes,

Kunbee:
See my babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, im in luff

there was me thinking i had a chance

bored, looking for work till sept wen skl starts

whiteroses:
pon the replay pon the floor ey

,

how u dey?

rili?

gabrielle union all day long

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]I thought she was a slim chic from her face shots. . .anyhow she fine sha yea 9ice song but u ain't just hearing it now ehn? [/color]

so wats wrong with her figure? is it a crime to be tubby?

montelik:
Where is Lisa Bonet?

Lisa was the "trouble child" of the family, so i'm not surprised she isnt in the picture.

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=459579.msg6299702#msg6299702 date=1277754212]surely


elaoarcpamt [/quote]paracetamol

maree7:
NQATIRLU

tranquil


@post

rdoosuenp

If u dont mind i have to insist on seeing your "particulars" before proceeding,

Afterall i need to know how much u can handle,
sings
Fire your guns,
It's time to roll,
Blow me away,

[quote author=Naija_Sisi link=topic=469211.msg6314056#msg6314056 date=1277985831]give me wat u got then [/quote]show me your insurance first,

what i got comes with a safety warning and Can be dangerous to both your heart and your bf

be warned "2 can play the game oooooooo"

[quote author=Naija_Sisi link=topic=469211.msg6313945#msg6313945 date=1277984805]so r u [/quote]are u flirting with moi? tnx

desmond is cool

100% correct, well done ma'am