Zceesneh:
ojere, egbon shut up, people look older and younger than their age, am a living witness, so i believe people with same issue

unam inung, ifod mkpo atanye uso ye uka.
were did u see an 18yr old boy wid dis kind of bearded face even thou him use crime
odok onofi sef

CeoNewshelm:
See his Afro?? That was the trend in male fashion...


He looks quite lovely though!!!


http://www.newshelm.com/2016/07/photo-ben-murray-bruce-as-18-year-old.html

Godforbid

this man in picture is olda dan 18yrs

sirchikero:
crew just had a terrible and deadly accident along Owerri-Onitsha expressway. They were on their way to Owerri to catch a flight to Lagos where Harrysong was supposed to perform at the Opening Gala night of Project Fame season 9.

http://www.chikero.com.ng/industry/5931/

plzzzzz wen is d berial??
we are more insterested in d berial rice.
thank you.



sign;management
#AOBRE Association of berial rice eaters.

ceo247frolic:
Last week, Daddy Showkey visited the Commander, RRS in his office, today Korede Bello was with him.

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/07/photos-korede-bello-and-daddy-showkey.html

Whoever said dat am nt more handsome than #koredebello should chk ma profile pic.

Naijabams:


The Federal Government on Saturday clarified its ban on Post-Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination and the general admission procedures, saying it “does not in any way affect the statutory role of the Senate of any University or the academic boards of any tertiary institution conducting its admissions.”

The Minister of Education, Mallam Adamu Adamu, stated this in a statement by the Deputy Director (Press and Public Relations) in the Ministry of Education, Mr. Ben Bem-Goong.

He said the clarification became necessary “following conflicting reports in the media over the roles of universities and the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board in admission under the new dispensation.”

According to him, the role of JAMB is to conduct the UTME, compile the list of candidates whose scores meet the cut-off marks (180 and above) and send same to the Universities.

The Universities, he emphasised, will shortlist the candidates using the agreed guidelines and thereafter return the shortlisted candidates to JAMB for verification of compliance to guidelines and subsequent issuance of JAMB admission letters.

“For the avoidance of doubt, any screening charges shall apply only to successful candidates who have been issued admission by the universities of their choice. All Universities and JAMB should adhere to this directive”, Adamu stated.

Source:- http://www.bamsforum.com/fg-clarifies-ban-post-utme-admission-procedure.html

wad about does dat meet d cut of point but are nt yet posted my jamb

MasterJayJay:

Sista ke? Bros no dey lie.

Am nt lyin, sk her now

Towncrier247:
To think that many of you always castigate Nigerian bloggers! The truth is that no media platform is perfect. Not even the CNN!

Nigerian girl Amara Ajuzie, who lives in Port Harcourt woke up this morning to find her photo among those missing following the terrorist attack in Nice, France on Thursday July 14th. She says she's not missing, but hale and hearty..

She wrote;

I woke up this morning to this fake news with my photo among the missing people in Bastille attack. People have been calling and wailing and sympathizing with my family!!! This isn't funny, get your sources and facts right before making it public. My covenant with God is that I leave this earth at 100years old and I cannot die by accident or any tragic incident So please stop wishing me death!!!!DAILYMAIL.CO.UK

According to them, "Friends and family members shared photos of their loved ones online in a desperate bid to locate them after 84 people were killed when a terrorist gunman drove a 25-tonne lorry through crowds on a mile-long killing spree on Thursday night. The images shared on social media include friends, brothers, sisters, mothers and numerous young people who have reportedly vanished since the attack carried out by 31-year-old French Tunisian man Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel."

So the question is, how did the almighty Daily Mail come to make this kind of heinous error? Were they just copying random photos of purported victims on the internet without investigating?

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/07/nigerian-girl-cries-out-after-uk-daily.html

she's ma sista plzz contact me if u have any info abt her wereabout.

AdoraAmadi:
Tonia's mum got her through University through her petty business.

The young lady shared the moving pic and said:

"I'm a product of Sacrifice, Focus, Patience, and Perseverance. Mum Sacrificed all to get me Educated.
I remained Focused, even when confronted by temptations.
I stayed PATIENT when all was going downhill.
And finally PERSEVERANCE made me stood and passed the Test of time throughout my 4 years!
‪#‎GratefulChild‬ #‪#‎ProudMum‬#omoiyaoniMOSA

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/07/mum-sacrificed-all-to-get-me-educated.html

#NiqqazbeLike
Maami God bless ya hustling

AngryNigerian:
Hmmm...

She's my sister, who else needz her service #GovernorAjimobi as finish wid her

contactmorak:

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/07/na-wa-oo.html

Hmmmm #ENDTIMEFIGHT were is our vacsline users

Islie:




A strange sight was witnessed in Akwa Ibom State where a woman allegedly turned into a snake during sex with her lover in a hotel.





http://pulse.ng/gist/strange-world-woman-allegedly-turns-into-snake-during-sex-with-lover-in-akwa-ibom-id5267080.html

Hmmmmmmm
#ENDTIMEFIGHT
were is our vacsline users
market don show

Islie:




A strange sight was witnessed in Akwa Ibom State where a woman allegedly turned into a snake during sex with her lover in a hotel.





http://pulse.ng/gist/strange-world-woman-allegedly-turns-into-snake-during-sex-with-lover-in-akwa-ibom-id5267080.html

I bet u, i'll fall in love wid her

princeofpeace22:


http://thenationonlineng.net/osinbajo-apc-governors-storm-benin-governorship-flag-off/

Am nt surprise.
dats aw d roll

JixNation:
At the bolded look at how you just disgraced English language

Are u d writer or d speller of ma engrich? Forget d engrich, i am d writter nd u are d reader Is it tru dat mummy Remi is crushing on daddy Dino cos i tink daddy tinubu is impotent nd mummy Remi is in menopause.

oluwatosin400:
cute

Is it dat boy @d 3pic dat is doing it I can do it beta dan him.

JixNation:
[b]Melaye must be sanctioned for his unruly behaviour – APC women







http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/07/sanction-melaye-for-his/

i hear say Senator Remi is crushing on sir Dino nd dats her own way of showing her feeling since she as a chimp of a husband.





Op plzzzzzz make it to d Fp
#ilovenairaland

Ayoswit:
what do u call a man who has children but has neva been married before ? ----------- bachelor

BACHILDOR

bnanzip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6khZWVZSHw

PDP members publicly decamp to APC and tear their cards as they sing:

"We have seen, seen the downfall of PDP glory be to God Amen!"
"When we look at our right, we see PDP falling"
"When we look at our left, we see PDP falling"
"We have seen, seen the downfall of PDP glory be to God, Glory be to Jesus"

am nt surprise d are looters going for BAPTISM

hey hey heeeeeeey so d are lezbian sista's in love d beta dnt come bk 9ja ooooooo








anyway #PMB must see this

[quote author=MaQuin post=47043114]The Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU, on Wednesday, kicked against the Federal Government’s directive for tertiary institutions to scrap the Post-Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination, Post-UTME, for admission of candidates for the 2016/2017 academic session, saying the quality of tertiary education in the country could improve if the institutions are allowed to regulate their students admission process.


ASUU President, Comrade Biodun Ogunyemi, said such freedom would enhance the quality of education.

Recall that at a recent joint policy meeting to decide the cut off mark for students seeking admission into the universities, the government announced the scrapping of post-unified tertiary matriculation examination (UTME).

The Post UTME is the second stage of screening usually conducted by universities for the final selection of candidates qualified for admission for an academic session.

Minister of Education, Malam Adamu Adamu had threatened to sanction any university or tertiary institution found conducting examinations under any guise to admit students.

He further directed tertiary institutions that had collected money from candidates for such purposes to immediately refund it or face appropriate sanctions.

The ASUU boss told NAN that such directive encroached on the autonomy of the institutions.

“I think government should give these institutions the chance to regulate themselves,” he said.

“They should decide for themselves, the process they dim fit to admit their students. The Senate of universities for example, should decide on the process they want to use in selecting candidates.

“We do not think it’s right for government to decide the method of screening of the candidates, indeed, we want to attain some level of sanity and quality in the system.”

The unionist added that government could only come into the process by putting in place the necessary guidelines as part of their oversight functions.

According to him, it may not also be easy for institutions that had already collected money for the conduct of the post-UTME or screening in whatever guise to refund such money.

He added that this was because such money could have been diverted to other purposes.

Ogunyemi noted that most universities were under-funded and therefore, might have used some of the money to attend to urgent needs of the institution.

“Some of the arguments raised in this entire episode is that universities or tertiary institutions were using the conduct of such examination to make money,” he said.

“But the truth is, these institutions are poorly funded. If universities for example are properly funded, will the vice-chancellors be looking for other means of making money?

“In the last seven months, university workers have been receiving incomplete salaries, that is, the disbursement of funds for payment of salaries has always been inadequate.

“When situations like this arise, the managements will not be left with any choice than to look inwards and seek means of meeting such needs.

“And one of such strategies is by conducting such examination.”

Ogunyemi noted that the state universities were worst hit for many of them had yet to receive subvention in the last one year.

“Actually we in ASUU frown at extortion of any type from students or candidates but the government too should be alive to its responsibilities by providing the enabling environment that will aid teaching, leaning and research.”

















According to him, it may not also be easy for
institutions that had already collected money for the
conduct of the post-UTME or screening in whatever
guise to refund such money.
He added that this was because such money could have
been diverted to other purposes



oleole thunda fire olof dem

PublicAssurance:
You fellows worship these pastors and not God

u dnt under d word #spiritualfadaz

PublicAssurance:
[size=18pt]Adulterers and Fornicators like Oyakhilome, Adeboye, Adefarasin, will know better. [/size]

wad are u saying, are u calling ma fadaz fornicators


May God forgive u.

[quote author=nex post=47020116]Nigeria’s Education Minister, Malam Adamu Adamu has reiterated that the ban on Post Unified Tertiary matriculation Examination is with immediate effect, and under no circumstance should any institution violate the directive.




Post Unified Tertiary matriculation Examination, otherwise known as Post-UTME is conducted by Tertiary Institutions for admission into Universities and other higher institutions of learning in Nigeria.
While giving the directive on Monday in Abuja, the Minister explained that although he had made the issue known earlier, but emphasis has become necessary in order to ensure that no stakeholder is left in doubt as to government position on the Post UTME matter.

He said the responsibility for admission into public tertiary institutions lies solely with the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) and under no circumstance should any institution take over the responsibility by proxy.

“For the avoidance of doubt, any educational institution after secondary education is regarded as a tertiary institution. Therefore all tertiary institutions, Polytechnics, Colleges of Education, Universities or by whatever name it is called after secondary education must be subjected to admission through the JAMB. At the end of probationary admission by JAMB, the candidates can be cleared (screened) for final admission. For any institution with a shortfall in admission, such institution can revert to JAMB for supplementary admission. Clearing in this case (screening) entails only the verification of certificates of the candidates, JAMB scores, and any other physical examination to ensure that such candidates are not cultists. After this, the candidates are qualified for matriculation. Such screening should be at no cost to the parents or students and should be done upon resumption in order to avoid unnecessary travels in search of admission,” the Minister explained.

Malam Adamu decried the situation where final year students in Nigeria secondary schools are subjected to too many examinations all in one year, describing it as traumatic, exploitative and absolutely unnecessary.

According to Adamu, mere admission into the University does not guarantee any student the award of a degree until such a student successfully goes through a minimum of eight examinations (for 4-year courses) or ten and twelve examinations (for 5 and 6 year courses), among other requirements.

The Minister expressed worry over reasons why any university would not be satisfied with examining a student for eight, ten or twelve times for the award of a degree, but would rather sort to conducting entry examinations.

He said Universities are at liberty to expel any student who fails to meet up with the requirements of the award of any degree enrolled for.

The Minister also stated that there has been no empirical evidence to show that since the inception of Post-UTME, Universities have been having better quality students, but that students are still being expelled on a yearly basis for low performance even as they gained admission through Post-UTME.

Plight of parents/Guardians
Furthermore, Malam Adamu said he is deeply concerned about the plight of parents/guardians who spend fortunes on transportation, hotel accommodation, examination fees and sundry costs, just for their wards to gain admission into Universities, that such practice negates the Buhari Administration’s resolve to make education affordable for Nigerians.

The Minister said he is also mindful of reported cases where some staff of tertiary institutions take undue advantage of the girl-child in her quest to gain admission into the system.

He acknowledged some cases where parents die in the process of travelling to secure admission for their wards, and never live to see those children through, a situation he described as painful and avoidable.

compliance
The Minister has however directed the National Universities Commission (NUC) and appropriate departments in the Ministry to communicate the directive to relevant agencies and institutions to ensure strict compliance.

Malam Adamu warned higher institutions that have already advertised for the conduct of the Post-UTME under any guise to stop the exercise immediately as any university caught conducting Post-UTMNE will face appropriate sanctions.

“if any tertiary Institution has already conducted Post-UTME, such an exercise stands annulled and money taken from such candidates must be refunded immediately,” the Minister added.

Confidence #ILOVEYOU

it was suppose ti be after jamb had given us temporary admission before screening.


buh d are nowing doing anoda fin


i pray Adamu sud hlp us,av already spent 10k on delsu postume which will be on 1&2july yet i cnt print awt ma venue nd seat numb.


more over, av got no cash for Tp nd accommodation which is approximatly 12k.

so even bro Ola no fyne pass me.



na cam nd makup dem d use deceive us.




Endtimehair thou

na techno c200 dem use snap am. thou am nt wishing him bad buh i dnt fink hes health is owk

If dis is dia real face then ma GF is more beautifull

[color=#990000][/color][i][/i]Investigations revealed the
man was attracted to the
woman's buttocks while
standing behind her on a
queue and then he brought
out his joystick and
masturbated by rubbing it on
her buttocks till he released
all over her legs. wen d man was rubbing his joystick on her buttocks she didn't complain. she was busy njoying it too.na d fluid odour were she no like na him she complain.

mtcheeeeeeeeeeew
#End.time.buttocks

Plz hlp M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ awt

If I submit before ma time finish will dis gimme additional score?

As A̶̲̥̅♏ surprise
This nt WAI
This WAO war agaisnt opposition



#lest_leave_trash_to_lawma

One of the best medical school in nigeria