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QuinModah:
It was back then in 2013 while I was still in school. I asked this guy if he was married, he said no but my spirit kept telling me he's married.

So one day, I used my lodge mate's phone number to put a call across to him telling him am mama Ada that I want to speak with his wife that her line isn't reachable and I really need to repay the loan she gave me before I squander the money, on hearing that he started screaming ''Mummy mummy bia onwere Onye na akpo gi'' (mummy mummy come someone is calling u). I quietly switched off the phone . I later asked him if it was worth denying your wife and kids because you want what you may never get, and he couldn't answer.

odikwa too sharp

Davash222:
You wanted Head not Dick. Are you Herod's daughter Salome

lwkmd

Nairalandhero:
Am I finished?

I was just goofing around on Facebook and saw one pretty sister and that was how the Casanova spirit inside me pushed me to send her friend request which she accepted after two days.

Some days later, I sent her that hand wave on Facebook messenger, she responded and that was how it all started. Something in me was saying take it easy, but this spirit of Casanova was really prepared to deal with me.

After I applied some pressure, she accepted and she even told me she did not want any unserious fellow but I keep assuring her I am different that my love is here to stay

Deep inside of me, I only came for the tithe and offering.

Last weekend she visited me in her Rav-4 and we spent the weekend together.

On Sunday morning, she asked me to drop her off at home which I obliged.

We drove close to Artillery Barrack where she pointed at the Army gates and she asked me to drive in.

I thought she was joking, but she was not. We got to the gate and the soldiers at the gate were saluting her.

At that point I didn't know if the car's AC went off or I accidentaly turned it off, but I began to sweat.

Luckily she did not notice. I dropped her off and she pecked me and told me to go with the car and use it as she would come to my place after service to discuss about our marriage. I managed to drive out of the gate.

Later in the day she came as promised and ask if she surprised me. I said not really; that I was proud of her...meanwhile I had peed like 20 times already.

Just this morning, she fully introduced herself as Major ENE her only two brothers are Lt Colonels in the Army and she is the only girl of her father who is a retired General.

I know I am dead, but I don't know how dead I am.
My wife and kids are due to return next week.

Please I need help.

CC: Lalasticlala
CC: Mynd44

sorry bro
RIP in advance

Former ESHOT if u know u know

Dobson43:






I would give you a mature advice since that's what you want. Your present boyfriend is just your boyfriend. He is not betrothed to you neither has he paid your dowry. Don't limit yourself at this stage of your life. Experiment, try new things, discover yourself. If you feel the urge to move on, do move on. You clearly have a thing for this guy and one can conclude that all you need is a push.



Based on your level in the university, one can determine your age. Some callous folks would call this stage you find yourself a whøre phase, but the true is we all have this identity crisis. We do not actually know ourselves. Certain people we see typify those characters we do have but can't express. They inspire this qualities in us to be birthed.




I don't want to go too philosophical, but I am going to tell you this: twenty years from now, you would wish you were more adventurous, you would wish you tried new things and you would understand that life is worth living and you would not allow yourself wallow in bondage because you are in relationship. Ships are supposed to move you in a certain desired direction. Either it moves you or you jump ship.




But the real truth is, you have broken his heart and emotionally screwed him over. Have the decency to break it up

I felt like crying after reading this,which one is "Have the decency to break it up".
which one is LovePeddler phase
you are about toiling with ones feeling,please respect his feeling. What makes u think the new guy will keep you? what will you do if u discover characters in him you don't like? what if he his in for sex only??
should you continue to mingle around all in d name of of I am in a LovePeddler phase


I strongly believe in true but I do not believe the is anything like heartbreak,( you did not break my heart, you ran out of love with me)when you break up with me. I will cry for sometimes after which I will live to make myself a better person than before till love finds me or till I find love again.


if it is possible to break ones heart then it is possible for the person not to ever fall in love again.

this is the same question my gf is asking.

Bro, v u been to Enugu state university of science and technology before?? stop saying shit

kafanchan, sounds like Chinese

Conductooooooor! stop me por dar junction I want to buy condom

what if you were the one that got the car,would you return it? mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew

lalasticlala:
Nigerian Man Fails To Refund Lady's Money After They Had Fun In Uganda, Blocks Her On WhatsApp

A lady in Uganda, Sharon Godwin @AlumBaeOfficial, has called out A Nigerian Twitter Influencer, Ralph @OmoIyaDammy, an actor and a Skit Maker, of having fun with her and 'eating her money' in Uganda without paying back after they agreed the expenses would be shared 50/50.

Read the lady's story that has gone viral:



https://mobile.twitter.com/AlumBaeOfficial/status/1269142705885585409

I'm confuse, between the boy and the girl who is from Uganda

senatepresido:
Hey Nairalanders,
we would like to know your favourite sex position and why it is your preferred position during sex and also if it depends on the individual

D 4th and 7th
my fav

na u mumu pass,when u accepted his friend request it did not occur to that u r married?? when u accepted d video call it did occur to u that u r married??.

After seeing his peepee and rating 1/20 that's when ur married sense enter ur brain


I pity ur husband.

Westernlove:
To be honest. I personally know at least 5 Akwa Ibom girls who might have been having sex at that Age. My ex was Akwa and she kinda enjoy and like sex, She was 21 and I didn't met her a Virgin. I never asked her any silly question though. Less I forget, She told me her elder sister's teenage boys raped her Immediate little sister recently here In lagos and the little girl should be around 13 I think......Most of them are beast on the bed and they are mostly Uncircumcised.....

Do they circumcise women in ur village
unam ikot mkpo

people dar menopause v rejected

Is she using Vaseline as toilet tissue

Starkid3010:
Who Is iyanya

MR OREO

Did dere kiss

Which breast did she braless for

This Cee aleee tee eeern u people r talking about,m asuari studies chemistry edukasion.
I don't know if dis country v a better vusure for me.

VP single men association
m not reading again until I find my own Blessing

were d crowd nii??

see federal govt building dar looks like a two bedroom flat

Is dis aw fed govt immigration office in other state looks like?

oil community my left yansh

Just like Wizkid and tiwa Savage

I hate it when lots of people love d person I love

in fact m nt doing again

I was actually tired of doing online business not until my friend introduce to this app.
m not gonna type much about it,my personal testimony is enough. I sudn't be greedy cause someone showed me the way.
u will get 1k for every referral if u want to invest dar means more money in ur account.
if u r interested hook me up
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next thing u wud hear, Davido's false pregnancy accusers; Helen and Susan Rock see through gown. it will b a news in nairaland

see through v nt seen anything, pls stop confusing me

Is she feeling Hot?? why she dey massage d boy like dar

let me kuku stay here

low budget Chris brown like me