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Nairaland / General / Re: I Can't Go On Living Anymore, It's Time To End It by teejaymiquel(m): 7:48pm On Feb 13, 2022
Isaytrash:
Yea, I know life is not a bed of roses but come on mine is filled with thorns
Difficulty, hardship, suffering and poverty.
I ain't fasting yet haven't eaten nothing since Friday I now look sick and scared to go out.
Loan apps soon to expose me to my contacts.
No job, no money, no one to help.
Guess there is really peace in death.
Sorry to my mum in heaven I really tried my best.
Will see you all again if there is truly an Afterlife.
Sniper?
Ropes?
Bridges I guess I will go sha
Adieu brother
Things r difficult for us tooo.
Romance / Re: A Simp And A King (Pictures) by teejaymiquel(m): 8:57pm On Apr 03, 2021
richmond500:
first image is an idiot, second is also an idiot.

As a man, u order her own and also order ur own, no need taking a girl out and buying for urself while she watch u eat, except she says she's not eating.

Whether she is ur sis, a random girl, a course mate, a crush or just a neighbour, it is ur responsibility to make her comfy if u take her out, except she's the one taking u out.

second guy is an unapologetic simp, if u invite a lady and she comes with her friend, don't overspend and starve urself cos u want to become "captain save a hoe" if u planned on spending 5k on the girl u invited, divide the money and spend on them both but don't compromise ur own stomach just because another girl came

u have said it all
nice one bruh
Romance / Re: Which Of These Three Women Would You Pick As Wife? by teejaymiquel(m): 6:58pm On Jan 13, 2021
Preciousgirl:

1. Average Looks and a great cook. Bad in bed.

2. Average Looks but superb in bed. Very bad at cooking.

3. Super super Beautiful, bad in bed, bad at cooking.

Which of these three women would you prefer to marry assuming u are limited to just these three?

Let's get interactive

I'm yet to see any if 'em
Celebrities / Re: Davido And Burna Boy Didn't Fight. It Is A Lie. Show Me Proof. Rapper Ikechukwu. by teejaymiquel(m): 6:34pm On Dec 28, 2020
briggson07:
Who made ikechukwu a veteran

Is like he studied vet music, or he like rapping veteran music
Romance / Re: The Reason Why We Men Say **ladies Have Only Sex To Offer** by teejaymiquel(m): 7:39pm On Oct 29, 2020
you are right bro
billings every where
Religion / Re: Pastor E.A Adeboye Posts On EndSARS by teejaymiquel(m): 10:52pm On Oct 14, 2020
[quote author=Iyoocartel post=94947356]Iyooooooo cartel
Ur boy dey oooooo

show me love naaaaa
Romance / Does Masturbation Have Positive Or Negative Effects On The Brain? by teejaymiquel(m): 12:39pm On Oct 14, 2020
Things to consider


There’s a lot of conflicting information — including some myths and rumors — about whether masturbation is bad for you.
Know this: Whether you masturbate is up to you and only you.
If you do, rest assured that doing so won’t cause any physical harm. And if you don’t, there’s no harm, no foul, for you either.
Here’s what you need to know.
Masturbation causes your body to release a number of hormones. These hormones include:
Dopamine. This is one of the “happiness hormones” that’s related to your brain’s reward system.
Endorphins. The body’s natural pain reliever , endorphins also have de-stressing and mood-boosting effects.
Oxytocin. This hormone is often called the love hormone and is associated with social bonding.
Testosterone. This hormone is released during sex to improve stamina and arousal. It’s also released when you have sexual fantasies , according to a 2011 study.
Prolactin. A hormone that plays an important role in lactation, prolactin also influences your mood and immune system.
Masturbating can cause you to release healthy amounts of the above hormones, which is why it can positively affect your mood and physical health.




Dopamine, endorphins, and oxytocin are all called “ happiness hormones ” associated with stress reduction, bonding, and relaxation.
Sometimes, masturbating can help you feel a little better when your mood is low.
You might have heard of “post-nut clarity” — a situation where your brain suddenly feels focused after you have an orgasm.
Indeed, many people find that masturbating helps them concentrate better. As such, they might masturbate before working, studying, or taking a test.
There’s no scientific explanation for this, as it hasn’t been studied specifically. However, this sense of clarity and focus might be a result of feeling relaxed and happy after an orgasm.






While oxytocin is commonly known as the “love hormone” and associated with social bonding, it’s also associated with de-stressing and relaxation.
As one 2005 study points out, oxytocin plays an important role in regulating stress and reducing anxiety.
It does this by reducing blood pressure and lowering your cortisol levels. Cortisol is a hormone associated with stress.
So, if you’re hoping to relieve some tension after a tough day at work, masturbating might be a good relaxation technique!
Anecdotally, many people use masturbation to fall asleep — and it’s no wonder.
Oxytocin and endorphins are associated with relaxation, so it makes sense that masturbation can help you sleep, especially if stress and anxiety are keeping you from getting some shut-eye.



For some, masturbating can be a way of practicing self-love, getting to know your body, and spending quality time on your own.
Because you’re learning to enjoy your own body and figuring out what feels pleasurable for you, masturbation can boost your self-esteem.
Many sex therapists suggest masturbating regularly — whether you’re single or partnered.
In addition to the physical benefits derived from masturbation, a boost to self-esteem coupled with relaxation can be great for your sex life.
As for your libido, there’s some evidence that masturbating can help you maintain a healthy sex drive. For example, this 2009 study links frequent vibrator use to a high sex drive and positive sexual function, as well as general sexual wellness.
Masturbating can help you figure out what’s pleasurable and exciting for you, which can help you show your partner what you enjoy.


While there are proven benefits, some people do have negative experiences with masturbation.
It’s important to remember that it’s totally okay
not to masturbate.
You might dislike the feeling, or it might be against your belief system, or you might simply be uninterested in it. That’s fine! Whether you choose to masturbate or not is up to you.
If masturbation is difficult for you, and this difficulty is bothering you, consider reaching out to a doctor or
therapist.
Masturbation is considered a sin in some religions. There are also many societal stigmas attached to masturbation: Some people believe women shouldn’t masturbate, or that masturbation is immoral.
That’s not to mention the anxiety-inducing myths around masturbation .
Many of us have heard the rumors that masturbation causes you to go blind, or that it can cause you to grow hair on your hands — both completely false claims that seem to circulate widely among preteens!
If you believe those things and go on to masturbate, you might experience feelings of guilt, anxiety, shame, or self-loathing afterward.
It’s totally okay to abstain from masturbation because of your personal beliefs, but if you want to work through feelings of guilt and masturbate without anxiety, talking to a therapist might help.


#copied
Celebrities / Re: What I Ordered VS What I Got: Man Cusses Out Nigerian Online Store After The Sne by teejaymiquel(m): 12:29pm On Oct 08, 2020
Bro, put starch and iron m. na d same thing u no see d drawing?

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Crime / Re: One Shot As Militants Return To Calabar – Oron Waterway (Disturbing Photo) by teejaymiquel(m): 2:17pm On Oct 07, 2020
SlayerForever:
This is why we don't want them in Biafra. Useless people. cheesy


u say wah??
Celebrities / Re: These Rema New Photos Will Shock You! by teejaymiquel(m): 9:36pm On Oct 03, 2020
ImpregnaTor:
Rema recently just posted some photos on his Twitter handle, and they entirely look different to what I have been seeing about him, not only me but a lot of others felt thesame way, as he looks like a ghetto kid or maybe a clone.
Maybe is actually Rema but he looks really different to me, so what do you think?


R u sure itz not phee dee phee that is responsible, u remember d question he asked dem d oza time.
Education / Re: SSANU, NASU To Begin 14-Day Nationwide Warning Strike On October 5 by teejaymiquel(m): 2:49pm On Oct 03, 2020
Bosch10:
u funny.but u can work in a school in ur area
yea, but itz impossible to find work over dere because majority of people staying dere r student
Education / Re: SSANU, NASU To Begin 14-Day Nationwide Warning Strike On October 5 by teejaymiquel(m): 1:46pm On Oct 03, 2020
Bosch10:
me dey work for here o
Bro,abeg I can do anything even if itz houseboy
biko linkup
Education / Re: SSANU, NASU To Begin 14-Day Nationwide Warning Strike On October 5 by teejaymiquel(m): 8:01pm On Oct 02, 2020
Bosch10:
same here bro
worst be say,work no kuku dey
Education / Re: SSANU, NASU To Begin 14-Day Nationwide Warning Strike On October 5 by teejaymiquel(m): 8:00pm On Oct 02, 2020
MrHandsome2013:
.. Where you dey sch and your level?
Enugu state university of science and technology final year Industrial chemistry
Bro,i don apply for work tire none of dem gree call me.
Education / Re: SSANU, NASU To Begin 14-Day Nationwide Warning Strike On October 5 by teejaymiquel(m): 3:48pm On Oct 02, 2020
MrHandsome2013:
... How much be your fees when you no fit hustle since march?

135k +45k( house rent) +textbook +project
show me love naa

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Education / Re: SSANU, NASU To Begin 14-Day Nationwide Warning Strike On October 5 by teejaymiquel(m): 3:31pm On Oct 02, 2020
Nemere2020:

https://tribuneonlineng.com/just-in-ssanu-nasu-to-begin-14-days-nationwide-warning-strike-on-monday/

God bless SSANU

God bless NASU


abeg gimme more time to hustle my school fees

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Celebrities / Re: Lovely Photos Of Actress Regina Daniels With Her Hubby And Their Son, Munir by teejaymiquel(m): 1:46pm On Oct 01, 2020
Brachaa:
If this man was poor, would Regina have accepted him??. Just thinking aloud.

Well.. if she's happy, who am I to protest it.

U been protest before??, wertin u for write for ur placard??



u better goan hustle for ur own Ned and stop being jealous
Education / Re: How Old Were You When You Graduated From Secondary School? by teejaymiquel(m): 7:14pm On Aug 26, 2020
15+
Celebrities / Re: Meet Kaavia Wade, "World Most Unhappy Baby" Because Of Her Facial Expression by teejaymiquel(m): 11:19am On Aug 26, 2020
This one still dey learn
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija Kaisha Releases First Post-eviction Photos And They Are Stunning by teejaymiquel(m): 10:21pm On Aug 25, 2020
mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew



she's just fuckable
Romance / Re: 10 Things Men Do That Women Hate With Passion. by teejaymiquel(m): 1:13pm On Jul 21, 2020
[quote regards. H
Romance / Re: 12 Sure Signs Your Ex Doesn’t Want You Back by teejaymiquel(m): 9:43pm On Jul 20, 2020
lemme be reading comments
Celebrities / Re: She Was 23 In 2017, Now She’s 22”– Nigerians Accuse Bbnaija’s Nengi Of Lying Age by teejaymiquel(m): 8:01am On Jul 20, 2020
lemme book space
Romance / Re: Why Were Nigerian Guys Scared Of Marrying Ladies That Own Cars In The Past? by teejaymiquel(m): 10:51pm On Jul 19, 2020
Go to d past and ask them, we r in d future mbok
Romance / Re: Guys Or Ladies: Who Moves On Easily After Breakup? by teejaymiquel(m): 10:23am On Jul 19, 2020
lemme be reading comment

Happy sunday bro
FTC for d first time

I dedicate this opportunity to my new crush

#teamNengi

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Celebrities / Re: “its Joeboy Pon Deck Pls” – Joeboy Finally Answers With Social Media Users by teejaymiquel(m): 11:26pm On Jun 27, 2020
lwkmd thought it was Joe boy boy dey
Romance / Re: I Think Girls Masturbates Than Guys.. My Experience by teejaymiquel(m): 2:36pm On Jun 17, 2020
evwodere:
I first saw this gal in church, she was so beautiful I swear down. I don't really like toasting gals where I worship. I only just admire them. Las Las she and I started getting along. So one faithful day, she said she was coming to my house. So I come bam wella say today, we go die on top d puna. We started romancing, then took off her clothes.. We were still moving, using body to touch body. My fellow nairalanders, my staff of moses Don hard lyk Zuma rock ready to devour. I was moving my hands around surface (u understand.lol)B4 I see en,she jst over take me, push my hands comot started caressing herself, digging her hands into her puna by herself accompanying with better sound track. Na so I put hand 4 my cheek dy look her while she dy explore her puna. My staff of moses fell lyk elevator wey e string cut. After she finish, she come dy shine lyk who mess for taxi... She come tell me say she has having that problem. She thinks it's a spiritual problem. She said she have to start going home. Home what? My dear, you go no where. My fellow nairalanders, I satisfy my flesh b4 we started thinking for the solution. The problem was masturbation..
Have u had such experience b4, share yours.

I think ur dick was not good enough

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Romance / Re: Ladies Have You Almost Dated Married Man Who Acted Single? How Did You Discover? by teejaymiquel(m): 2:25pm On Jun 11, 2020
QuinModah:
It was back then in 2013 while I was still in school. I asked this guy if he was married, he said no but my spirit kept telling me he's married.

So one day, I used my lodge mate's phone number to put a call across to him telling him am mama Ada that I want to speak with his wife that her line isn't reachable and I really need to repay the loan she gave me before I squander the money, on hearing that he started screaming ''Mummy mummy bia onwere Onye na akpo gi'' (mummy mummy come someone is calling u). I quietly switched off the phone . I later asked him if it was worth denying your wife and kids because you want what you may never get, and he couldn't answer.
odikwa too sharp

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