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PVision2020:
http://www.informationng.com/2019/02/nigeriadecides-nairabet-owner-akin-alabi-wins-national-assembly-election.html

lalasticlacla, mynd44

make I hear say I go everly do nairabet again



bet9ja

Here ah come

heskeyw:
As shared by their official handle on twitter @APCNigeria , the akwaibom state Senator has delivered his polling unit to the ruling party - APC.

Jesuuuus Christ
now I see...
fake news every way
something I watch live with kru kru
eyes



APC and lies=



pear and bread

SmellingAnus:
I served in Isiala Ngwa North Local Government of Abia state. My Lodge is known as Assembly Lodge, while the girl that assaulted me lives in the Federal Lodge... It started this way, she asked me to sleep in her room cos her roommate travelled and she is not use to sleeping alone so I accepted to sleep the following day only if her roommate doesn't show up, but her roommate didn't show up so I slept on her roommate's bed but nothing happened, the next night we slept in my room on my bed and boom at night I noticed someone shifting towards me while I shifted backward till I was already at the wall and she stylishly shifted close to me and practically raped my lips while her hands grabbed my divk... To be frank, although I was awake, it looked like a dream and looked unbelievable to me but it was real... I see it as a premeditated rape judging from the way it started... Anyway weeks later she confessed to seeing the shape of my dick through my kaaki during one of our CDS meetings and ever since she has wanted a taste of it ...

I know I didn't complete the story , I only said the part that is relevant to this topic.

No fake stories please, guys share your experience on how you have been sexually harassed.

Lalasticlala, mynd44

oh lawd wen will I v my own rape story
m I ugly??
m I not rape-able

ugandalady:
yes, after i raise my head from a dick, i will look for a next one with no time.

I love u

Thou I didn't pray for strike, it came at d right time.
when d is increment in school fees for late payment.(in my school)
I swear I don't want to stay idle,can't acquire skills because of money and I can't start a business because of lack of capital.
I think getting a job will b better probably a hotel job.
will b grateful if anyone could hook me up with one in Enugu or advice me on how to get one.
u can call or WhatsApp
08123034017

AsowebDesigns:
All these hoes wont let someone rest

but d is hole in d needle

hmmmmmm
interesting.

93Miles:
I will remind you when they flood this thread to insult PMB.


Are you not aware that every bad thing in this country is been caused by PMB according to IPOB?

But whyyyyy

93Miles:
I will remind you when they flood this thread to insult PMB.


Are you not aware that every bad thing in this country is been caused by PMB according to IPOB?

But whyyyyy

eye can see d hole from here

PS; bleeping on dar kinda bed is like swimming in d ocean

NaoSlay:
Never seen her in movies, is she a nairaland actress?

Do u av television

Holuwahyomzzy:
[img]https://1.bp..com/-Txz9p21yo3M/WbbNM7lnJ7I/AAAAAAAAEN8/Zltf-nCtBa40qvq43GzI3Nm1yNj3b7YCwCLcBGAs/s320/missd.jpg[/img]

Miss Delta, Miss Precious Omovong has withdrawn from contesting in this year's Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria pageant. She withdrew due to personal reasons.

She shared the news on her IG page.

She wrote;



[img]https://1.bp..com/-pr6ocsLRGQY/WbbNDEY8ZdI/AAAAAAAAEN4/s9LV-FK2PyAFCQMSEp_2yzmTmWGSnUQkgCLcBGAs/s1600/missdelta1.jpeg[/img]

Source: http://www.yomzzyblog.com/2017/09/miss-delta-withdraws-from-mbgn-2017.html

They told her to present her own cucumber video nd she refuse by withdrawal.

Jodha:
Some guys can sha cry...I met one wey small thing ...em don start to dey gush out hot tears...to console am go just weak mhe...

Lolxx
To console him,





Give him a hot slap,to dry his tears gland.

This girl is very handsome.

UYORUBA BOIZ r uniting for 2019 meanwhile cnt stop laffing since i saw dis.

decatalyst:
This pic is so helpful to some team here

Click if you know the team...they will soon come and be licking their lips

hahahahahahaha
nwachuwa
u r on point

Shawntops:
http://punchng.com/dont-woo-women-chase-mr-ibu/

Teaching hospital were d use patient do xperiment

AxeurdaddyIX:
https://www.naij.com/972507-recession-nigerians-suffer-buhari-osinbajo-receives-hardship-allowance.html

chaiii
Osibande as brown teeth
Burantai lukz cancerous
hes he gonna die
am juzt concern abt d health of aw dear leader
buh am nt gonna die instead.

PrettyCrystal:
Concerned online users are trying to fathom the reason behind the awkward face displayed by this groom while kissing his bride on their wedding day. While some internet users are saying the man couldn't stand the woman's breath, others are saying this may be the shape of the man's face (maybe he was just overwhelmed by love) ...lol

Whichever the case might be, it hasn't prevented the picture from going viral online -with people reacting differently. See below;

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/09/photo-of-bride-kissing-his-groom-on.html

no b wertin una see were d man see ooo
im fit b say d man d see marine spirit instead f him wife

IamNawty:
so y quoting me

sawi it wudn't av been u d boobs is confusin me here

[quote author=IamNawty post=49018048][/quote]Broda,are u impotent plzz epp us cos in asmuch as d's blood in our vien we are bound to fall we only run from it by grace. if u doubt me as Joseph Jacob Isaac.

Standing5:
Jonathan spent just five months in power in 2015 but exhausted 10.5 months of budget and left huge debt in addition. PDP is dead for good. Hurray!

cnt bliv u are still alive

kokoA:
This is injustice! Did she bang herself? Why is she the one getting all the good stuffs? What of the guy?! That's how a woman wee give birth and everybody wee be congratulating her forgetting the prick that did the job

were was d dick wen she was tortured.

LORDOFAFONJAS:
If i jam rich man pikin, i comment my reserve

I go give am belly[i]

LORDOFAFONJAS:
If i jam rich man pikin, i comment my reserve

I go give am belly[/i]

LORDOFAFONJAS:
If i jam rich man pikin, i comment my reserve

I go give am belly

richard870:
#Grammar "is" bawo....was never a country

Engrich pple av arrive

hadayleke:
With this new trend of pre wedding photo shoot...new styles keep emerging.
see the craziest and most dangerous one in town below.

Jumbo
Jumbo
Jumbo couple

Berlyn:
hmm what am i to say....she doesn't look 20

None of my business

tot am d onli person seeing it

buh why are u crushing on lala wen am here

importexpert:
Let us have a look at some of the basic things a girl will look for in a guy whenever they see him. these are common factors that can disqualify dangote and qualify me !!! They are as follows:

1. Whether the guy is hot: The very first thing that every girl actually notices in a guy is how much hot the guy is. When you ask any girl, they can never ever deny this fact.

2. The way of his dressing: Without any doubt, this is the next thing that each and every girl will definitely notice. They will observe you and will be eager to understand the way of your dressing.

3. Manners: This is one of the things that every girl notices in a guy. She observes the manners that the guy possesses. Sober and nice manners will obviously attract more and more girls towards a guy.

4. Grooming: Well, the most interesting fact is that women are generally more attracted to a well groomed guy rather than a shabby guy. And this is one of the things that every woman notices in a guy she comes across.

5.Confidence: It is the confidence level in a guy that strongly attracts a woman just like a magnet does. One of the most attractive characteristics of a man is his confidence level.

6.His company: This is another thing that a girl will observe when she sees a man. If he is with a girl, they will think he is taken and if he is with a group he is really social .

7. How A Guy smells: Many factors may qualify you but this factor will surely cripple you when you smell bad. use your roll on, body spray and have a perfume that smells nice. for me it is a combo of "bleu de chanel and paco Rabnne Invictus".

8. Personal hygiene: Hygiene is the most important fact that actually is a major factor that every girl will watch out for. always have your teeth thoroughly brushed

9. Footwear: The girls generally also observe the type of footwear the guy wears. After all, your shoe will say a lot. A shabby footwear will definitely have a very bad impression on the ladies.

10. How good you listen: Every girl actually notices how good a listener her guy is. All girls actually want their men to listen to them properly and not just hear what they say. my fiancee is a kind of person that takes 30 minutes to deliver 2minutes gist . even when it is not interesting bro na listening i dey oh . Often those gist are just too important to ladies no matter how irrelevant they may seem to u

11. Frequency of smile: Girls generally also look out to observe how often the guy smiles. Smile is a good indication of the personality of the guy.

12. Flat stomach: Girls generally love those 6 packs or 8 packs and generally observe whether a guy has a flat tummy.

THe last but not the least

13. The Guy's Pocket: a lot of people opened this thread to see this at number 1, the post is not in serial order or according to first observed so calm down . ladies add much relevance to the state of a guy's pocket. bro if you drive benz and i drive ferrari she is willing to upgrade because ferrari provides more comfort. so hustle harder bro . ladies abi i lie?

Op; I have ol dis quality except no.13
am i qualified to go into d ministry
plzz epp a broda

I wish aw Op is a gal

donbenedict:
The babe dey krase sha. Why she no choose to be the one driving d jeep instead while d man dey sell gala..

hahahahahaha
calm down.
na turn by turn

Towncrier247:
Congrats to Jaffar.

Meawhile, ssee all his homosexual-like photos here» http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/08/popular-openly-gay-kenyan-man-jaffar.html

I think he as STD.
dats why he now believe in Jesus.
am nt seeing any new creature in him

metronaija:
Governor Rauf Aregbesola of Osun state paid a courtesy visit to the the Rives state Governor Wike during Guild of Editors conference in PortHarcourt.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/08/photo-gov-aregbesola-visits-gov-wike.html

we hate it wen Apc nd Pdp are frnds.
two criminal heads are beta dan one.