₦airaland Forum

XFive:
Guardiola celebrated! Trousers oops

LustreChris:
Please fellow nairalanders, I hope paying for oau school fees for freshers is not getting too late by this time...
Pls, I need your opinions... I'm worried

OAU said all registration [online] shud b completd b4 May 3 nd until full schl. Fees is paid.. U cnt even begin.. Xo u xtil av til may 3
tho there may stil b opportunity 4 late registrations,but wit extra charges.

how d marriage go b if dm start lyk dis

Mogidi:
Jeeeze!!
This man is ugly inside out.
I hope when Obj dies his body is donated to any ministry in charge of wild life.

you're one of the reasons abortion should be made legal.
you are a Disgrace to yourself,your family,your country and to Humanity

Honestly...all these statements,especially the HATE statements I wonder if the people who said them really hates GMB or just campaign strategy..
Even to an average man..He would obviously want to retaliate to this terrible,destroying assertions.

Check 'em out.


*Buhari will die before the Election -AYO Fayose

*Buhari at 70 wears diapers like my
mother. - Fayose

*Buhari is brain dead - Mama Peace

*Yes Buhari is brain dead - FFK.

*Mark my words, Buhari is
unelectable. He has no certificate. God
forbid, it will not happen for Buhari to
rule Nigeria - Doyin Okupe

*If Jonathan loses, we would set
Nigeria on fire. - Asari Dokubo

*We are not like the people from the
other side wey the born throway-
Mama Peeee

*Kidnap two APC members and the
party will cease to exist. - Sule
Lamido.

*Anybody That Tells You Change ,
Stone That Person – Mama Peace

*Buhari is not a genuine muslim,he chose a pastor in a large church as his running mate -Sambo
.


For this category..m nt just sure whether GEJ was terribly deceived

*Jonathan already has Lagos votes. -Musiliu

*Tinubu is no longer a force in the
South West. - Yinka Odumakin.

*I will deliver 1 million votes to
Jonathan in Ondo state. - Mimiko

*Buhari forged his certificate, he did not
qualify for military school and with
immediate effect should report to the
nearest police station to be arrested - Femi Fani Kayode.

*We shall deliver the south west votes
to Jonathan. - Afenifere

*We instigated the 6 weeks
postponement so that Jonathan can
win. - Fasheun.

*GEJ until 2019 - TANOids.

*I don't recognise Tambuwal as
Speaker of House of Reps, as far as am
concerned, he is ceased a member of
the House of Reps after his defection
to APC.-IGP ..[he has just bin sacked, you see]

*APC cloned PVC, we shall soon
prosecute them - Marilyn Ogar

*I will deliver 2m votes for Gej in
Kaduna. Namadi sambo



U can add yours sha..
With all this said and done...where are these guys now..?!

MORAL OF THIS WRITEUP - WATCH HOW YOU TALK OR DO THINGS BKOS OF CERTAIN EPHEMERAL THINGS..
Cos 'All that goes round comes round'

teemanbastos!

congratz abba.

Mogidi:
e Bola Ahmed Tinubu predicted to head EFCC with Ibori as assistant.

endtimes

;Dwww.fakenaijanews.com

Endtimes

The Ekiti State governor, Mr.
Ayodele Fayose and Ogun East
senator-elect Prince Buruji
Kashamu were spotted recently
having lunch at a restaurant.

Birds of the same flock move together

omokab:
I don't know why you people always hide under one finger.Who are the civil servant?what is there population in Oyo state compare to the entire people of Oyo state.I know many people that voted for Ajimobi base on what he has done in oyo state.He might have some lapses but let me be sincere with he performed better than Ladoja together with Akala.Teslim folarin of PDP can't compete with any of them in any way.Had it been Akala is with them supporting Teslim is likely they will come out with something.Ladoja is only loved by civil servant and partially by some people in Ibadan but not love in oke ogun.All the time he lost,he lost from oke ogun even when he was the incubent governor.Another factor is the presence of Buari and APC campain that helped Ajimobi.Pls don't mind this people that will come to internet to express their own anger and be looking for supporters.Where are they when Presidential election and national assembly was conducted and APC won all while they manage to win only two federal rep.Moreso the election in Oyo state was so peaceful.Lastly,they should allow election tribunal to do their work.Thanks

gbam!!

Fayemi is reasonable,mannered,cultured but not really close to d grassroots..
Fayose is otherwise..

Dammytrager:
Davidbanner!!!...you always make me blush*who says guys don't blush* people like you fuel my engine, I appreciate the fact that you appreciate what am doing here, thanks
teemanbastos, adeshola1...chop am*stretches fist*

adeshola1:
*raise both hands*

dammytragger we want
dammytragger we love
dammytragger we trust

;d

*raise both hands and legs*

dammytragger 4 TIMEKEEPER '15.
Trusted,punctual

3rd world war

Bayswater:
The election petition tribunal will start sitting soon, let's wait and see what they will do.

datz true

Basildvalour:
K

Bayswater:
In some areas outside Ibadan, I heard votes have been cast for a certain party 24 hours before the election. Akeju and his election riggers are trying frantically to tally the votes cast with the number they announced.

When the election petition tribunal commences, a lot of shocking revelations would be seen.

you heard?! did you see or wia is d evidence..whether video or pics.

Bkos d civil servants didnt back Ajimobi,xo dat means Ajimobi was rigged in? Grow up man.. Obviously Oyo state is large..
Even Akala congratulated Ajimobi cos he knew Ajimobi had d edge... Nd we avnt heard any public outcry as in Rivers,Akwa ibom

wen i saw dat story in Saturday Punch...
Laugh wanted to injure me@ d junction wey i dy read..

Oyinbo sha.. Dy cnt be weird attimes.

missdebs:
yes it is perfectly normal

wicked

A man woke his wife up around 1am
in the midnight and said he is hungry
and Want to eat fresh semo, ewedu,
and stew. He specified that all should
be fresh because he dosnt eat stale food.
The wife stood up and went straight to the kitchen to prepare her husbands
demand even though it wasnt
convenient, she finished and set the
table by 3:30am, and called the
husband to come and eat, guess what
he said.......... 'Sweetheart, am no longer hungry, i lost appetite. Sisters,
be sincere please,

if u are the wife,
after the stress and sleepless nyt, what
will u say?
am sure am gonna hav
some matured ans

mirexxx:
cool
2nd Pic tho
the baby's hand around her. thats a grown child mehn

charijee:
[color=#8B4513]lol. ..same thing I'm seeing [/color]

she has anoda child apart 4rm d newly born twins

aw faithful was peter's pa?

Abstain from all Appearances of Evil.

lols.....
Na Africa jawe...always binding and loosing..

In America..no body dy chase any 4rm home unlike Africa

Honestly.... This T.B Josh. Appears controversial, why claim u did these, u did that..

E.g you'l say 'pray against Mayb aircrash' and yet the aircrash'll happen,
and yet you'l claim u saw that happening,...xo d confirmation of d evilprophecy means you're a true prophet...
of cos NO!...
Y nt pray that the disaster is averted?!
Fame comes 4rm God only.

Confirmation of certain prophecies doesnt make one a trueprophet or not....

How many times have we seen WFK,EAA, say 'i c this hapnin, i c dat hapnin' yet they are Highly respected.
Even if they see those things, Pastors are Intercessors,they pray against the Ills.

Remember God sees in Private and Rewards openly nt one pastor who goes about saying he did this or that to get World appraisal.
Shalom

jascon1:
Una don minister for Nigeria finish?

lwkmd

midolian:
This was the kinda thing he did @ first that made me luv him..but since he began his incessant attacks on buhari, I have learnt to hate him so much.

datz d only part of fayose I love..his closeness to d grassroots.
I just hate his badlifestyle of speaking..he has no control over his tongue. 2 bad

Dbanj going places

The RCCG G.O uploaded this picture on his facebook page.

By the way Is Adeboye preaching to Cameron?!