₦airaland Forum

Crown01:
A 35-year-old Kaduna-born cyclist and supporter of the president-elect Gen Buhari and Professor Osinbajo, Mohammed Kabiru Jafaru, has embarked on a bicycle ride from Kaduna to Lagos to meet with the vice president-elect, Professor Yemi Osinbajo in Lagos State as a way to show his appreciation to the Yorubas for voting en-mass for the Buhari-Osinbajo ticket during last election.
Mohammed started his journey to Lagos at exactly 6: 35am at the palace of Sarkin Hayin Malam Bello, Alhaji Kabiru Isa Gangarida yesterday April 27th.
“I have decided to embark on this journey to Lagos because I want to go and thank Yoruba people for their immense support and contributions that led to the victory of General Muhammadu Buhari during the March 28 presidential election. The decision to undertake the journey came to my mind after analysing the votes cast for Buhari by the Yoruba people and after I discussed my intention with my immediate family and friends, they encouraged me to go on the journey.”he told journalist
http://lindaikeji..com/2015/04/man-rides-bicycle-from-kaduna-to-lagos.html?m=1

RickRichards:
At this rate, I might also fly to Washington DC with a jetpack...to thank Obama for not taking GEJ's government seriously.

wadasus:
A friend of mine introduce me to nairaland by name Powalez but now I bet you I can tell him much about nairaland.
Am always nairalanding to some point that some people think am insame, even when I run out of mb and I have no money I borrow from my friends and neighbours so am living my life on credit now.
Am not in good terms with my parent no more, some of my friends are jelous of me b'coz am always current more than them, I was average in size but now am slim coz I hardly eat but nairalanding.
There was a particular day I was almost hit by a motocycle, the other day I fall in a pit all b'coz I was nairalanding.
So fellow nairalanders help me, advice me on what to do, are you also experiencing this kind of situation pls advice...

KingTom:
The suya sellers
These ones go there to price old papers for their Ministry

LustreChris:
@teemanbastos. I've paid now oh buh the eportal Is not going oh.... oh sun Mi oh

Wisdomkosi:
Nokia touch

lanre316:
Infinix hot goes for 13k or so.

rawpadgin:
maybe fuel finish for road & DPO refuse to give dem money for fuel

SeverusSnape:
That was where the great mistake of 1914 took place.

It shall not be well with Lugard.

khalebzy:
Here are the types of Pastors you can find in Nigeria
Hope you enjoy..
THE HOLIER THAN THOU
A.k.a the perfectionist, these set of pastors acts and talk like they have never committed sin.They are always perfect in their own sight,they never seem to take to corrections and are most likely to be proud.Members of their churches tend to over-hype religious activities and this makes them a very lowlebel of social life.In many cases members are HusbandLess, wifeLess and looking tattered all in the name of serving God.These pastors keeps me wonndering if they ever had sex to give birth to their children.
THE SOJI/JASI PASTORS
Aka *Ride on Pastor* are the type that focus more on their physical appearance, they wear the latest shoes, wrist watches,hair cut etc.These set of pastors mostly attracts to their church we youths of this age because of the youthful frivolities they execute.They intimidate you with their speech eg. "When i was in America, When i was with Bill gates".These pastors are known to be stingy and only give out in order to put their names in the mouth of people.They leave you wondering in the question "are these christ like?"
THE PROPHECY PASTORS
They are called the prophecy pastors or prophets because they are fond of prophecying and conducting diliverance programs.Their churches are mostly filled up by people with afflictions.They can as well make you happy or sad with their prophecies and are referred to as soothsayers by the atheist and non-belivers.Most of them do this in order to gain popularity while some others according to Gods instruction.
THE PREACHERS
Are the ones that are gifted in preaching only, and their churches are filled with big men and women and people with less problem.Lets just say these are pastors meant for the comfortable ones in the society,if you take a Barren or blind person to their church, his/her condition would still be permanent.These set of pastor can use about 90% of church service hour to preach preach and preach.
THE HYPOCRITE PASTORS
These set of pastors cannot be but found in our society today, they carmourflage using Gods name and worship other demi-gods in their bedroom.These pastors are the ones that connotes the bible passage that says "In the End Time, False prophets shall arise..."They commit most of the dreaded attrocities in the church today eg. Fornication,Ritual,Adultery.I wonder if they ever knew that there is a special judgement for them in heaven.
At this point
I drop my Ink
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Fellonigerians:
No need for this. Make Ekiti State better by developing it, attracting investments, creating jobs, and providing amenities for the people. They will like you!!! Tell that your friend drinking Moet in a mama put make im no sleep with im two eyes closed, cos America dey look for am. LoL! make una no mind me. With all the millions wey Kashamu get, im go dey watch im back everytime. Me wey no get like im dey waka freely, even with my eyes closed. Life is sweet when you no dey commit crime!!!

gbl01:
Amaechi's parallel government threats, Lar numerous lies; those were non issues. Both parties produced attack dogs but who cares, so long they're on the other side. US, congrats on installing a new puppet. Ride him well