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NEVER TRUST SOME FRIENDS....
Three friends Akpors, Rukewe and Ogaga
decided to go for a picnic.
Rukewe packs the picnic basket with drinks and
sandwiches.
Ogaga carried the basket and they set out
for the park 10km away.
It took them 2 hours to get there.
When they arrived, Rukewe quickly spread
the mat and set out the sandwiches.
After checking around, Ogaga found out that
Rukewe did not pack the bottle opener.
They then begged Akpors to make the 4
hour trip to and fro for the opener.
He disagreed. "You'll finish the sandwiches
before I return," Akpors protested.
"No we won't", assured Rukewe.
After some more cajoling from them,
Akpors reluctantly sets out for the opener.
After 5 hours, there was no sign of Akpors.
They decided to wait for another 3 hours.
Still no sign of Akpors.
Ogaga and Rukewe after waiting on Akpors for
more than 8 hours were by now very hungry so
they decided to take one sandwich each.
As they were about to eat, Akpors pops out
from behind a rock screaming:
"I KNEW IT! I'M NOT GOING AGAIN"!!!

No10:
Pictures.

or idonbilivit

as d op kuku said..
I rubber stamp it.
D pics are fUGLY.

WARRI BOY NO DY CARRY LAST !!

cc: seun,lalasticlala,obinoscopy

[b]1. The People who came to pray..
They'll be at the venue as early as
possible... And you see them
interceeding,even when the
program hasnt started.. They stay
awake throughout the programme and you wonder how they did
it..the conveners,pastors,'serious'
christians belong here.

2.The 'forced' people - These set of
people are angry and dnt wish to
attend but they have no choice...
They believe in enjoying sweetnight sleep than in one 'yeye' night vigil..dy are lyk 'abeg i
tok sae witch dy follow me 4rm village ' ... Most people who belong here are children of pastors
who dnt wana offend their
parents.

3.The phone/lamps chargers-
these set of people see every
opportunity in going to church to
charge.... Sumtyms you wonder
whether NEPA no dy exist for their
area... You'll see them bring lamps,phones,even laptops to
charge in the church.dey wunt 4qet to bring extension box sf..these people
usually find it difficult to pray/sleep
as their eyes are always fixed on their phones

4. The chatters,pingers..-na the
youths belong to this section...
Since they arent interested in the
vigil,dy bring their androids and
blackberries to liven themselves
up...since they dnt wana be seen as sleepmongers, they occupy their
time with pinginq,nairalandinq..u
con dy wonder who dy are
chatting with at that time of the
night.

5.The Toasters- If some people get
chance,they go still toast in heaven.
These set of people see night vigil
as an avenue to meet new babes
and talk overnight... Sum claim they
met their 'missing ribs' during night vigils .. Yet many young people...you meet them under the
dark of the night outside toasting
while prayer is going on..na God
go 4qive you o.. Researches show
that itz pastors' wards that do that
most.

6.The Children - their own is to
come,chat with fellow wards,
disturb their mummies for biscuits,golden morn ...then sleep and wake if film-showing is
an item on the vigil and sleep back when the film show ends i loved this and burged my mum to wake
me up during film shows when i was yyoung.. goodold days..

7. The sleepers-truly body no be wood at least, we must doze off durinq a vigil program but sum people dia own na die... Sum women wud be coming 4 a vigil program and be bringing bed..u con dy wonder weda na sleep dem kon sleep...many nairalanders belong here sleepmongers association of nairaland SMAN.[/b]

7.

7.

1. The People who came to pray..
They'll be at the venue as early as possible... And you see them interceeding,even when the program hasnt started.. They stay awake throughout the programme and you wonder how they did it..the conveners,pastors,'serious' christians belong here.

2.The 'forced' people - These set of people are angry and dnt wish to attend but they have no choice... They believe in enjoying sweetnight sleep than in one 'yeye' night vigil..dy are lyk 'abeg i tok sae witch dy follow me 4rm village' ... Most people who belong here are children of pastors who dnt wana offend their parents.

3.The phone/lamps chargers- these set of people see every opportunity in going to church to charge.... Sumtyms you wonder whether NEPA no dy exist for their area... You'll see them bring lamps,phones,even laptops to charge in the church..these people usually find it difficult to pray/sleep as their eyes are always fixed on their phones

4. The chatters,pingers..-na the youths belong to this section... Since they arent interested in the vigil,dy bring their androids and blackberries to liven themselves up...since they dnt wana be seen as sleepmongers, they occupy their time with pinginq,nairalandinq..u con dy wonder who dy are chatting with at that time of the night.

5.The Toasters- If some people get chance,they go still toast in heaven. These set of people see night vigil as an avenue to meet new babes and talk overnight... Sum claim they met their 'missing ribs' during night vigils .. Yet many young people...you meet them under the dark of the night outside toasting while prayer is going on..na God go 4qive you o.. Researches show that itz pastors' wards that do that most.

6.The Children - their own is to come,chat with fellow wards, disturb their mummies for biscuits,golden morn ...then sleep and wake if film-showing is an item on the vigil and sleep back when the film show ends i loved this and burged my mum to wake me up during film shows when i was yyoung.. goodold days

7. The sleepers-truly body no be wood at least, we must doze off durinq a vigil program but sum people dia own na die... Sum women wud be coming 4 a vigil program and be bringing bed

OkeEsibe:
MINE WAS D DAY I WAS BEATEN BY A GIRL BLUE ND BLACK IN PRY 5
ANYTIME I HEAR GIRLS SAY I GO BEAT YU OOO...MY MIND GOES BACK

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
i can imagine you cryinq lyk a babie
hope dat girl (-now a lady).. Dun change sha cos na her Hubby go carry d gbege ...
D guy wud av bkum a punching bag

it will be a shame if I'm in hellfire with this woman.

hahahaha.

SaiBUHARI.

badmarket!

sai Buhari

madam shepopo at work

lolx...
If Nepa dy...
4 girls na Korean film thruawt.

true talk...... If nt 4 APC's gentleman-ness... I bet she would have been blasted more that that.
She murders english yet she passed through a university.. Chai!
But APC dnt want may she qo commit suicide..

Sai Jonathan..fmr. President.
2010-2015

MissEse:
Not looking good!
If all these are from one farm, the owner should be questioned!

i tell you.... Dis is simply nt just natural! Itz WEIRD!

Op B4 i eat this,I would have baptized itz life with anointinq oil, flogged it with the holy cane ...then eat.

MissEse:
Not looking good!
If all these are from one farm, the owner should be questioned!

i tell you.... Dis is simply nt natural!

tnx 4 this piece bro.

AnonymX:
We respect elders, not thieves.

i pity you...whether he's a thief or not.. Shey 78yrs na joke?! Duty demands you respect him.

AnonymX:
Today, we celebrate a birthday of another corrupt and greedy kleptomaniac.

du u respect elders wia u come from?

OBASANJO SCORES TWO GOALS IN NOVELTY MATCH, and baba played 60whole minutes,God really blessed him with strenght
It was a fun filled football match on Wednesday evening at the MKO Abiola International Stadium, Abeokuta when a team led by former
president Olusegun Obasanjo of Olusegun Obasanjo Presidential Library slugged it out with a team of Ogun State Government led by the governor Senator Ibikunle Amosun. At the end of the novelty match which was to commemorate the 78th birthday of Obasanjo, OOPL team beat the state government team 2-1. The two goals were scored by Obasanjo while the Special Assistant to the governor on Special Duties scored the only goal for the government team. The first half of a 60-minute of play was goalless, as both team lost scoring chances. Obasanjo who displayed some dexterity on the field of play lost about four scoring chances. But the OOPL team rebound in the second half with players such as Prof.
Akin Mabogunje, 88-year-old Dr. Femi Olopade, and one of aides of the
former president, Vitalis among others, gave the Amosun-led team a tough time. Mabogunje was a capable hand in goal. Helping the Amosun’s team on the defensive, were the secretary to the state government, Adeoluwa Taiwo, and the state chief of staff, Prof. Ganiu
Olatunde among others. The Five-a-Side match ended with Obasanjo, Amosun and Mabogunje winning golden boots, Most Valuable Player and Golden Gloves awards respectively.

phayvoursky:
THE SPIRIT LED ME TO JOIN NL...
NO TIME

you mean spirit of E-gbho


4 me o... I created d account in the dream,operated it till it hit 5000likes then continued from then in reality.

phayvoursky:
THE SPIRIT LED ME TO JOIN NL...
NO TIME

you mean spirit of Igbo


4 me o... I created d account in the dream,operated it till it hit 5000likes then continued from then in reality.

sai Buhari.