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PervyByNature: must u download and write bad reviews about it, all ur mates are out there trying to make something out of their talent but you choose to.......i know wen he finally makes it, people like you are the ones suitable for bodyguards |
A father walks by his son’s room. He notices, with his parental instincts, that something must be wrong. The room is spotless and even the bed is made. Several alarms go off at once, especially when he sees a letter on the pillow with the word “Dad” written on the envelope. Expecting the worst, he opens the letter and begins reading it with trembling hands. [b]"Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I am writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve because of her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes, and the fact she's much older than I am. But it's not only the passion Dad; she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with other people in the commune -- for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it! Don’t worry, Dad. I’m 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, Joshua[/b] P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Jason’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that’s on the kitchen table. Call when it’s safe for me to come home!" This son is clearly a veteran in breaking bad news to his parents. Share this teenager’s wicked idea. His parents are surely grateful for his bad grades for the first time ever. thanks for taking your time to read this ![]() |
Just checked ur profile after some months only to see diz good news...lucky me. |
Hmmmn....my kind of thread |
Ballama:Are u using a kitkat fone |
Born without legs, Jennifer Bricker’s biological parents could not take care of her and never hesitated to abandon her. They gave her for adoption since they thought it could be too demanding raising her by themselves. After some time, Gerald Bricker and Sharon adopted her and were ready to raise her together with their other kids. She was brought up and thought to never allow the word “can’t” to be part of her vocabulary and never did she know it could end up highly impacting her life. Soon she started playing almost all the sports at school and became the best gymnastic within the state by the time she was in high school. When she was 16 years of age, she discovered an incredible secret about her biological family. Please watch the clip below and witness one of the biggest coincident ever! Does Jennifer’s story touch you in one way or the other? Kindly SHARE with others! Source: http://www.thediscoverreality.com/2015/06/they-abandoned-her-because-she-was.html?m=1 Video link [sub][/sub] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0k6XhfdMgw |
fabblog:You can easily do it yourself... |
Lalasticlala someone needs your help |
Some jobless adult nairalanders booking space this early morning....smh ![]() |
Congrats.....2.1 tho ![]() |
publicenemy:That comment says it all ![]()
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lalasticlala:Alright baba. *modified" ![]() |
Did you know the first storey building in Nigeria was built in 1842 by Christian Missionaries? This historical building houses some of the items used by the early missionaries such as the Bible and others. It was later home to Ajayi Crowther, the respected missionary that translated the Bible into Yoruba. Source:http://nigerianwiki.com/wiki/First_Storey_Building
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Popular spiritual leader and founder of One Love Family sect, Satguru Maharaj ji, has tasked President Muhammadu Buhari to redeem his vows to Nigerians and chase away the bad eggs in the society. According to Maharaj ji, Nigerians cannot continue to suffer while in the midst of plenty. In a statement issued by the spiritual leader in Ibadan on Saturday and made available to NAN, Maharaj ji urged the president to tackle the prolonged fuel scarcity in the country. “We want the President to chase away the bad eggs in the society; particularly the oil marketers threatening the polity with fuel scarcity. “Nigerians have resorted to all kinds of make shift plans to survive. We cannot continue to suffer in the midst of plenty”, Maharajji said. Maharaji also said that public wellbeing was being threatened by few fuel marketers and as such, urgent action needed to be taken against the oil cabals to move the country forward. “This is part of your election promises and you can’t afford to disappoint Nigerians because it has now become a debt you owe the people”, he advised Buhari. Guru Maharaj ji who declared himself to be the Perfect Living Master had earlier predicted that there was “no vacancy for Buhari at Aso Rock”. But following the President Buhari’s victory at the poll, Guru Maharaji ji made his first address to the president last month. Meanwhile, the Federal Government and petrol marketers on Friday agreed to put an end to Nigeria’s fuel scarcity problems before the close of business next week Saturday.
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This happened in University of Port Harcourt yesterday. Read According To The Source Below:- A level 100 student of History and Diplomatic Studies early yesterday encountered an ordeal when he had a handshake with a level 400 student of medicine and surgery and immediately he felt incomplete and he checked to notice that his penis was missing and he raised an alarm immediately. All thanks to the Great Madelites in hostels that came to his rescue, but before any explanation from the penis taker, students had already descended on him and he later confessed he took the penis and pleaded that they should give him time to bring back the missing penis but the students were not patient and continued with the beating before the school security came to take up the matter which have been taken up now by the Nigerian Police Choba for further investigation.
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Wish akitoms could see this...nice app bro ![]() |
any nearby betting shop |
One of the worst games I've ever played...rated 5 ★ stars tho |
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SCR Screen Recorder Pro Record great quality screencasts instantly out of your cellphone or pill! Description Works only on rooted/jailbreak/unlocked devices! Don’t install if your device is not rooted. Record great quality screen-casts directly from your phone or tablet! SCR Screen Recorder uses hardware accelerated video encoding to achieve best quality screen recording on any device. It’s the only video recorder on the market supporting Tegra device including Nexus 7. If you encounter any issues please report it at scr.screen.recorder@gmail.com to help me get your device supported. SCR Screen Recorder collects anonymous usage statistics to help track bugs and analyze how users use the app. This software uses unmodified code of FFmpeg 1.2 licensed under the LGPL. What’s New Couple Android 5.0 issues fixed by disabling SELinux enforcing during recording. Link: http://www42.zippyshare.com/v/6eAW3Qhd/file.html |
God will punish those who clicked but later cum here to post rubbish |
Rubbish thread not worthy of trending page talkless of FP.....MODS FRONT PAGE KO, BACK PAGE NI |
download kingroot or visit xda site |
Elparaiso:Abi nah... |
your rom is corrupt.....download button savior.apk or flash a new rom |
tellwisdom:I think its high time you dropped that weed ![]() |



