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Christianity EtcRe: Omamen Iyawe Slumps, Dies In Church In Abuja (Pastor Idahosa Iyawe's Wife) by teflonjake(m): 4:06pm On Mar 13, 2018
Brooke60:
the 29-year-old mom was deeply and intensely lost in worship, lifted up her hands and was called to a higher place of praise and worship.

Waaaawuuuuu!!
The reporter was there when she was called undecided
That's what happened

Oma was my high school mate for 6years
CrimeRe: Fake US Dollars Equivalent To N490 Million Recovered From Criminals. See Photos by teflonjake(m): 1:54pm On Mar 08, 2018
imhotep:
if it is fake dollars then it cannot be equivalent to N490 million
Sorry sir...I was there life and direct it's eqivalent to it...don't ask who I am...there are more pictures from that scene that we can't show you.
Christianity EtcRe: "I Was In The Same Taxi With My Aunt Who Died Years Ago" - South African Lady by teflonjake(m): 9:52am On Mar 07, 2018
The problem with a lot of Nigerians is the fact that we lack exposure. Travel to Russia and the Czech Republic you will be amazed at what some tourists are doing there, they go to seek powers!!! Tese are white people I mean our colonial masters.
Christianity EtcRe: "I Was In The Same Taxi With My Aunt Who Died Years Ago" - South African Lady by teflonjake(m): 9:49am On Mar 07, 2018
arherfish:
Africans, that's why we are where we are.
And the whites who consult psychics because of ghosts in their homes are different right?
CelebritiesRe: Wini Lazarus: I Am Too Hot, A Sex Doll Cannot Take My Place by teflonjake(m): 10:10am On Mar 03, 2018
EvilChild:
Every hoe is now an actress overnight.
Even those who just played a 15 seconds role of a passerby.
Forking ugly looking she goat
As in....im not understanding again ooooooo.....everything in this country is now a joke.
Car TalkRe: 3 Reasons Why Drivers Of Manual Transmission Cars Believe They're Better Drivers by teflonjake(m): 7:13am On Mar 03, 2018
Ernestbukky:
Team manual. Major of car racing and successful robbery are being done with manual cars cool
grin grin grin grin guyyyyyy
AgricultureRe: Nigeria Responsible For Collapse Of Rice Mills In Thailand - Audu Ogbeh by teflonjake(m): 6:47am On Mar 03, 2018
That table you are shaking has lies on it
BusinessRe: Profile Of Allen Onyema (CEO Of Air Peace) by teflonjake(m): 7:37pm On Mar 02, 2018
vchykp:
Barrister Allen Onyema owns air peace, his money was from politics tho, but under amnesty programme, he is my bros, so stp that trash
My bro is a former governor of Edo state..i know more than you know
HealthRe: Doctors Perform Brain Surgery On Wrong Patient In Kenya>>video<< by teflonjake(m): 5:53pm On Mar 02, 2018
Someone should just be operated on wrongly in nigeria.....be my guest
BusinessRe: Profile Of Allen Onyema (CEO Of Air Peace) by teflonjake(m): 5:13pm On Mar 02, 2018
Ceasardgreat:
AFONJA! Your head dey pain you??
I'm from Edo state sir...
BusinessRe: Profile Of Allen Onyema (CEO Of Air Peace) by teflonjake(m): 3:39pm On Mar 02, 2018
A LOT OF NIGERIANS HAVE EYES BUT CAN"T SEE. WELL LET ME TELL YOU ALL.

ADAMS OSHIOMOLE THE FMR. GOVERNOR OF EDO STATE IS THE OWNER OF "AIR PEACE"
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Celebrates His 76th Birthday by teflonjake(m): 9:24am On Mar 02, 2018
Euouae:
Why do illegitimate successful people in Nigeria always try to claim they were from a poor family?

Have never seen one tell the truth like, I stole from the National treasury or brain-washed people.


All came from a poor family
You can start by telling us your rich story....but I know your family wasn't worth 500million as at when you were born......shssss
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Celebrates His 76th Birthday by teflonjake(m): 9:19am On Mar 02, 2018
forreelinc:
angry ew my galfrnds birthday is the same day with a thief? Ugh we are so breaking up
A lot of your kinds want to trend, so they type rubbish on social media.

You end up been social media warriors with nothing ascribed to your name, it's a pity.

I don't feel for you, you will feel for yourself later in life, it's not a cause, but a reward for calling a man of God a thief.
EducationRe: Microsoft To Support Owura Kwadwo Who Drew Computer On Blackboard To Teach ICT by teflonjake(m): 6:00am On Mar 02, 2018
Palmerbarry:
Congrats to the man. I drew something similar to that on chalkboard at Landmark ICT back in 2014 smiley
Hold on, your land will be marked soon
EducationRe: Microsoft To Support Owura Kwadwo Who Drew Computer On Blackboard To Teach ICT by teflonjake(m): 5:59am On Mar 02, 2018
Ladyhippolyta88:
These are countries and people who have sense.That is why people like Bill gates prosper because they help others to succeed good one from Microsoft.If Na the billionaires when dey for naija they won't even care.
You only support what made you bro
TravelRe: 10 Of The Most Powerful Passports In The World by teflonjake(m): 12:38pm On Mar 01, 2018
Hello poster or OP....singapore currently holds the strongest passport in the world.


A little digging is necessary. Thanks
FamilyRe: Why Nigerian Men Hardly Forgive A Cheating Woman by teflonjake(m): 7:56am On Mar 01, 2018
lefulefu:
yea men with wives who fuk up and down it is such men that end up training other men's children. Mind you if u notice a married woman who cheats with reckless abandon then it could be probably that the husband is impotent. There have been instances of men who are impotent codedly giving their wives the go ahead to sleep with other men so that they can bring in children into the family.
You have a point that doesn't go with my narrative.
FamilyRe: Why Nigerian Men Hardly Forgive A Cheating Woman by teflonjake(m):
lefulefu:
hmmmmmmmm
hope na im biological dauther o?
make u no go give am another man pickin cheesy
A lot of men have been training other people's children since 20 BC
CelebritiesRe: Maleke Moye Idowu Sues 9mobile For N500 Million by teflonjake(m): 12:18pm On Feb 28, 2018
martineverest:
hustler on his own I.P ?.....grow up bro.know ur right
You are the child here...they hustled him off his I.P....so it's time for him to hustle them off their own money....next time think after reading....this is a no bashing lane.
CelebritiesRe: Maleke Moye Idowu Sues 9mobile For N500 Million by teflonjake(m): 11:58am On Feb 28, 2018
hustle the hustler
Car TalkRe: Ford's EcoSport Sets New Guinness Record For World's Largest Billboard In Spain by teflonjake(m): 7:47am On Feb 24, 2018
LastSurvivor11:
FTC for since I joined Nairaland.com..


Somebody should show me love for no reason, thank you..
Btw, the billboard alone fine pass Nigeria as a whole grin
Sometimes we need to be truthful than been patriotic..
Oya send your savannah bank account number
FamilyRe: The Height Difference Between This Man And His Wife Though (photo) by teflonjake(m): 6:19am On Feb 24, 2018
EVILFOREST:
Must be Americans ......always looking well fed.
...a NATION that has conquered HUNGER....

You find such LOVE among them commonly
grin grin grin grin grin

Pray for your country
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde's 40th Birthday Gold Rolls Royce Phantom (Photos) by teflonjake(m): 6:17am On Feb 24, 2018
LifeDrama:
I guess Igbenedion owns those cars
The man has earned his name put some respect on the spelling "igbinedion"
Christianity EtcRe: Benny Hinn: I Am So Wrong About Prosperity Gospel, I Don't Fly Private Jets by teflonjake(m): 3:01am On Feb 24, 2018
HigherEd:
I would tell you that there is little wrong in the prosperity that Oyedepo preaches

1) I have never seen Oyedepo on TV asking for anybody to give to his ministry, schools etc.....

2) I have seen Oyedepo's car before(the one he drives himself). He has been using the same silver car for about three years or so. While I don't know the model, it is a very average car. Seen his house too and sitting room - very very average.

3) As per jet, Benny does not have 6,000 branched churches, Schools to administrate over, Oyedepo does. Ghana branches of Living Faith alone is 150 scattered everywhere. In one particular month he visited 27 countries hence his ministry requires it not as a luxury but a quick means of transportation. So hey it depends on how large and centralised a ministry is and living faith leadership appears to be very centralised.

4) Oyedepo always talks about the limitations of the prosperity gospel but ppl never listen to that they only pick what they want to pick. Even Kenneth Hagin once conformed that "there is a thin line between the permissible and the objectionable when it comes to issues of financial prosperity".

5) Oyedepo doesn't actually have 150 million USD in his account- he just believes it is an insult to equate the worth of a believer to a sum of 150 million.

6) I have visited all kinds of Churches and I tell you Offerings in WC is just once. Apart from special services.

7) If you like slander Oyedepo for preaching tithe or claim tithing is irrelevant. All I know is that Living Faith pays tithes of Billions to another large ministry in Nigeria every month. It takes a man of conviction to do that.

Now if there is anything that frustrates me about Bishop Oyedepo, it is that he refuses to care about his image or even lies put out there against him. Same for pa Adeboye. See how Joseph Prince quickly cleared himself from the yeye Forbes list. Now I am not bothered that Oyedepo and Adeboye are being insulted or mocked but my issue is how it can easily affect baby believers who are easily tilted. And if major pastors are left to be attacked consistently on social media, it is the root of Christianity that would shake
In years to come both the catholics, orthodox and Pentecostals would all suffer for all these unchecked attacks and backbiting within d church. Christianity in general might become more difficult to practice in a few years in this country because the devil has laid a ground work by trying to delegitimise every "who" is "who" in Christianedom and when those folks who are being attacked go on to be with the Lord, we the rest would be dealing with a society that is unreceptive

I pray for the next generations of Christians in Nigeria because they might suffer from the foolishness of we their predecessors.


Lastly as a Christian I won't criticize any other Christian for using a jet because I know fully well that if I had the money and require it then I would buy it. Whatever is unlawful for the pastor is unlawful for every other christian. If a pastor can't be rich then all Christians can't be rich either, if a pastor can't own a jet then no christian can own a jet.

For me, I maintain that a private jet is nothing more different than a private car.

NB: Please don't bother quoting me for slander, if you don't agree just talk your own comot for NL, I no get time for argument till 2am midnite.
You are blessed..for standing up in defense of the truth, may you never lack where men want
CrimeRe: Man Whom Armed Robbers Removed His Intestines Shares His Story. Graphic Photos by teflonjake(m): 9:13am On Feb 23, 2018
AlphaMajestic:
When did he mock God...cant you read nd understand simple tins...that guy shd av also thankd the doctors nd soldiers...not jus his pastor....go to school...illiterate
You and your unborn children will never be as educated like me.
BusinessRe: Folorunsho Alakija: Without A University Degree, I Became A Billionaire by teflonjake(m): 10:21pm On Feb 22, 2018
yeyerolling:
People who used connect/fronting to make it shud fuk off abeg. IBB gave u OML cos u be hin wife padi. Where in the world does a tailor get oil mining license. Madam just sits at home with her 45% share of OML. Get total and odas to operate it and she gives dem share of profits. Oniranu.Pple like cosmas maduka too will come bobo us hw dey made it. Bt in reality na runs and connects
And what's stopping you from making friends?

Low life, slow poke, retard...... waste bin
CrimeRe: Man Whom Armed Robbers Removed His Intestines Shares His Story. Graphic Photos by teflonjake(m): 10:16pm On Feb 22, 2018
SenselessIdiot:
Lol. He's thanking his pastor, I guess his pastor was the one that conducted the operation.
Or his pastor was the one who spent nights at the ward always checking up on him.
Or his pastor was the one who spent not less than 10 years schooling just to get medical experience.
He also skipped appreciating the man who freely volunteered and took him and the conductor to the teaching hospital. huh
He didn't appreciate the soldiers he left their duties and took up the burden from there. shocked
.
All these sheeples are clowns, God forbid if the opposite happened his family members would come online ranting and insulting all medical doctors in Nigeria.
Nigga is giving all praises to his pastors forgetting the doctors and nurses who spent weeks to make sure he's fine.
.

Btw mai first post on NL got an ftc, ahhh. Lalasticala, seun make ena come pay me o
Don't be a fool.

Try not to attack God's word, remember the lady who mocked david....some people's relationship with God are with a clean heart! he won't spare you when u mock such people....savage advice.
PoliticsRe: Nollywood Is So Popular In Kenya - Reno Omokri Shares Vacation Pictures by teflonjake(m): 2:46pm On Feb 22, 2018
DrRasheed:
I remember when you use to tour Dubai,London or Paris..
Now is Kenya ??
How market Mr attention seeker.
Oya go to Kenya nau?
HealthRe: "Hand Of Hope": 21-week-old Unborn Fetus Reach Out Towards The Surgeon. See Why by teflonjake(m): 7:00am On Feb 22, 2018
dominique:
So beautiful. Well done Surgeons, your Nigerian counterparts will get there one day.







Typical Nigerians, always quick to praise God when things go right and blame doctors when things go wrong. Will it hurt you people to appreciate the gifted hands of the medical professionals?
God gave the baby a deformity and the surgeons and the surgeons corrected it yet our people will hardly acknowledge them. Sucks to be a medic in this part of the world.
Travel comot from this part of d world nau
PoliticsRe: Angry Residents Use Native Doctor, Fetish Items To Protest In Akwa Ibom. Photos by teflonjake(m): 9:00pm On Feb 21, 2018
MhizAJ:
Why are we so fetish in Africa especially Nigeria undecided
Lived in europe or the American continent?

Don't be fooled dear, it's the same practice all over the world.....they have psychics, if you have ever consulted one, you will know there are no differences btwn our african doctors and them.

I grew up there, I have consulted them, it's all same.....
RomanceRe: All The Girls I Wooed Turned Me Down Despite My Good Looks, Stature & Voice by teflonjake(m): 6:52pm On Feb 21, 2018
braine:
You want to make soup to wash him? shocked
I have given up on nairaland grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: The Day Fela Kuti Married 27 Women In One Day (Throwback Photos) by teflonjake(m): 12:03pm On Feb 21, 2018
iceberryose:
So what will the night of the wedding be called?

Honey Moon Or Honey Solar System?
You will never make it as a comedian.

Oya reply and watch you world crumble( only if you reply)

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