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CrimeRe: Kaduna: Bandits Slaughter 51 Villagers- Bbc by teflonjake(m): 9:02am On May 07, 2018
emiwanlee:
After one fool that is even a christian will come out and say that there is no ethnic cleansing
Funny how this fool is highly lifted up.
CrimeRe: Silver 2004 Honda Pilot Snatched At Gun Point At Aba In Abia State by teflonjake(m): 11:25pm On May 06, 2018
The Nigeria police force is on it.....the very stupid branch of extortion....idiots
FamilyRe: My Brother Is Too Lazy. by teflonjake(m): 11:21pm On May 06, 2018
TarOrfeek:
Brain needs rewiring.


His dopamine exposure levels are alarmingly high. He could beating his JT like every 5 minutes. No reward for actual activities.

Your brother is at risk of becoming as useless as PMB. For now, him and GEJ are at the same spot.
So try to talk to him, boldly, about quitting PMO.
FOOL spotted. That's why you ain't worth more than a million....if you are worth me....then I would be willing to meet and give you a million more on instablog9ja.
Christianity EtcRe: Why You Shouldn't Rejoice When A Wicked Man Dies by teflonjake(m): 12:55pm On May 06, 2018
undisputed25:
What can we say about @MFM prayers?
The word (die) in mfm means "stop".......so a lady who was disturbed that none of her siblings ever got married, decided to pray the mfm prayers by 1am, her brother ran to church screaming papa say make you stop o, say you wan kill am because he tie everybody marriage down.....

1.the father was not in church.
2.she wasn't at home.
3.if he didn't swear with his life to hold her down, he won't die....that leaves the spirit in play to die.


If a pipe is blocked at the middle water cannot flow through to the end (that explains d affect and effect of prayers, it clears the sludge)
EventsRe: 2 Brothers Who Drowned In A Beach Buried Together In Uyo Amidst Tears(pics) by teflonjake(m): 4:44pm On May 05, 2018
oyb:
Typical backward native response.

No safety barriers whatsoever

No guard rail
No swimming vest
No life guard
Victim not trained to swim at any level
No warning signs

And when you have an incident illiterates start shouting village people.

This accident like accidents every where us a result of neglect or ignorance of the safety protocols
2 blood brothers in one day? Okay keep forming literate!!!

For your information I didn't grow up in Nigerian almost all my life I schooled abroad...I was surprised when I saw whites offering sacrifices to Latino gods in europe....

Open your eyes sir/madam the world isn't what you think it is.

As for me, I won't be a toothpick in the mouth of my enemies...
EventsRe: 2 Brothers Who Drowned In A Beach Buried Together In Uyo Amidst Tears(pics) by teflonjake(m): 2:16pm On May 05, 2018
oyb:
teach your kids to swim pls.
It's not all about teaching our kids to swim.does this appear natural to you?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lady Loses A Job After She Sent Messages Using Abbreviations by teflonjake(m): 10:57pm On May 04, 2018
Buffalowings3:
grin cheesy
Savage you are
Lol
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lady Loses A Job After She Sent Messages Using Abbreviations by teflonjake(m): 9:23pm On May 04, 2018
CriticMaestro:
Mumu black man, that is how u might miss on a great talent...always looking for stupid cheap respect...rubbish...to say na oyingbo type slangs giv u now, u for dey shake tail like bingo
I read comments like yours and I laugh.

Obviously u lack entrepreneurial skills. Is she applying for a job in shorthand? What's the use of using shorthand for someone who's not close to you?

Receive small sense, because a lot of it will and can confuse you.
Christianity EtcRe: Gloria Bamiloye: "Why Wearing Of Trousers By Christian Women Is Not Good" by teflonjake(m): 9:14pm On May 04, 2018
Jabioro:
Imported monkey get out my mention.
Read carefully in your life and generations to come...you won't make what I have.

Social media warriors....if you are in abuja come to sheraton....talk to. Receptionist ask of Mr jake I
Christianity EtcRe: Gloria Bamiloye: "Why Wearing Of Trousers By Christian Women Is Not Good" by teflonjake(m): 7:30pm On May 04, 2018
Jabioro:
Very invalid post,let her go to Russia or any cold Europe countries to preach that nonsense.
Lazy youth spotted....did you read?
EventsRe: Wakanda Forever: The New Viral Pose At Nigerian Wedding Receptions (photos) by teflonjake(m): 6:38pm On May 03, 2018
Lakeside79:
I read my.post again with more clarity and understood what you meant, I may have actually misled alot of.young.ken without kmoeikg. Thank you bro

I fixed it

One love
Bless
EventsRe: Wakanda Forever: The New Viral Pose At Nigerian Wedding Receptions (photos) by teflonjake(m): 5:53pm On May 03, 2018
Lakeside79:
To some of us that sign means something else

If you be injus man you for understand

Who no go no go know

Just saying no enter funta jalun dey do this wakanda sign o

You go answer question
At this age you still dey FJ matter?

I pray kf gives you sense
Car TalkRe: Zimbabwe Man Beats Tesla, Invents Electric Car That Does Not Require Charging by teflonjake(m): 7:42am On May 03, 2018
Lakeside79:
Nigerian government needs to invest in research and education

Tomorrow Nigerians will be forming boss over African countries
are we done with Big Brother Nigeria?

This kantry is doomed!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Top 20 MFM Personal Prayers That Can Cause The Fall Of The Enemy by teflonjake(m): 3:07pm On Apr 29, 2018
Ellabae:
All these fall nd die is so funny to me.
It's funny to you when u don't have a troubled foundation.

A funny scene I witnessed.

During the last screening of candidates for the position of Vice chancellor in the university of Benin, you wouldn't believe it that a promising candidate on that day didn't show up, and when they were able to reach him, he was like; it's today wow...I woke up thinking about my farmland so I proceeded to the farm.

When his friend pressed further when they met, he was like; sincerely I don't know what came over me.


A lot of Nigerians want to feign ignorance forgetting we are not Americans, Europeans or Asians!!! There are powers that me.

As for me, prayers don't kill...Jesus fasted 40 days and 40 nights nobody is questioning that....common church fasting of 10days nigerians will start complaining...

Happy sunday
RomanceRe: Meet Honey Suleman: Her Sex Tape Leaked By Jack Pemba In Uganda by teflonjake(m): 6:01pm On Apr 28, 2018
Bantam:
Seen,sucked and Bitten grin
Wonderful
RomanceRe: Meet Honey Suleman: Her Sex Tape Leaked By Jack Pemba In Uganda by teflonjake(m): 2:37pm On Apr 28, 2018
Bantam:
See bress ...The square root na Agbonkamen own grin
Lalasticlala
Have you seen it.
PoliticsRe: Air Force Destroys Boko Haram's Vehicle After Attack In Maiduguri. Photos by teflonjake(m): 12:42pm On Apr 27, 2018
Ladipodeal:
Just my thought that a bomb of that size dropping from the sky will cause some depression on the floor at the point of impact.
This kantry is a movie according to mclively;

Someone is at the backstage shouting action.

If you drop a 5kg metal ball from a story building. The depression created would be very noticeable.
PoliticsRe: Air Force Destroys Boko Haram's Vehicle After Attack In Maiduguri. Photos by teflonjake(m): 12:28pm On Apr 27, 2018
DollarAngel:
I swear you cracked me up
My little contribution to your day.
PoliticsRe: Air Force Destroys Boko Haram's Vehicle After Attack In Maiduguri. Photos by teflonjake(m): 12:25pm On Apr 27, 2018
DollarAngel:
Lol
grin grin grin I don tire for this kantry
PoliticsRe: Air Force Destroys Boko Haram's Vehicle After Attack In Maiduguri. Photos by teflonjake(m): 12:20pm On Apr 27, 2018
Looks like the bomb laying on the floor was hand lifted there grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Minimum Wage: Labour Settles For N66,500 Nationwide by teflonjake(m): 11:59am On Apr 27, 2018
Olalan:
Organised labour are been unrealistic with their demands, with the current realities of the economy the federal government can't afford to pay such not to talk about state govt.
In as much as the wage needs an upward review, 66,500 is not realistic
But N13,500,000 per head is realistic?

N13,500,000/N66,500= 203 civil servants salary paid.

And one civil servant does the job of 109 jobless senators.

Merci.
EducationRe: OAU Sex For Mark: Monica Osagie Scored 45 And Not 33 by teflonjake(m): 9:45am On Apr 26, 2018
dollyjoy:
45/100. The babe dull sha.
You are forgetting continuous assessment.
CelebritiesRe: Efe Reacts To Stolen Mace From The Senate, Subtly Campaigns For Miracle by teflonjake(m): 10:09am On Apr 20, 2018
If only he (efe) could use such lines for his music.
RomanceRe: Teenager Flashes Her Bum In A Revealing Ankara Outfit For Her Prom Night by teflonjake(m): 10:03pm On Apr 19, 2018
benzene00:
A teenager with that kinda ass?
Kincaid
PoliticsRe: Charms Recovered From Thugs Who Invaded The National Assembly. See Photos by teflonjake(m): 3:44pm On Apr 19, 2018
brunofarad:
The police Men

The thugs

The sender

And the babalawo

Are all MAD

URINATES ON THEM ALL & WALKS AWAY....
The maize(mace) inclusive
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie: I Was Sexually Harassed By Media Man Who Squeezed My Breast by teflonjake(m): 3:27pm On Apr 19, 2018
raumdeuter:
Regardless of her fame, celebrities still do things for more fame, Like this story. How many seconds does it take to slip hand into someones clothes and into their bra and the person didnt respond instantly

Its like saying someone put his hand into your trouser and into your boxer before you can react, when your hands were not tied and you are not sleeping or unconscious
I wouldn't know I have never tried touching a lady without her consent. But as a behavioral scientist, I know people are wired to respond differently.
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie: I Was Sexually Harassed By Media Man Who Squeezed My Breast by teflonjake(m): 3:11pm On Apr 19, 2018
raumdeuter:
All these fabricated stories just to gain fame

To slip hands in shirt and under bra takes how many seconds? abi na speed of light the guy hand dey take move?
And in this time you were not able to respond or push him away violently

And you mean you didn't share any flirtatious moment together?
Check her name again bro, read it out loud, then memorize it she's known around the globe.
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PropertiesRe: A Clay House With Two Air-Conditions In Benin Spotted By A Nairalander (Photos) by teflonjake(m): 7:56pm On Apr 16, 2018
DCMIX:
you need to see the beautiful girls living inside this house
Update location I'm in benin......
RomanceRe: DJ Bullet Ugwumgbor Emmanuel Is Dead, Electrocuted In Delta (Photos) by teflonjake(m): 6:54pm On Apr 15, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:

SO VILLAGERS SENT HIM TO ADDRESS THE ELECTRICAL FAULT WITHOUT PROTECTIVE GLOVES ABI?


SUPERSTITION IS REALLY BAD FOR YOUR BRAIN. undecided
Go abroad and see how they live life.....you are being fooled....what are psychics please?

I was born abroad and they believe in spirituality a lot...
PoliticsRe: JUST IN: APC Announces New Official Website, Social Media Accounts by teflonjake(m): 4:39pm On Apr 15, 2018
SLIMDON88:
Pdp trying all their best to get into aso-rock in 2019 without knowing that without the blessing of BABA they can't make a headway, let's keep watching and God bless the APC led by Sir M. Buhari
Baba u mean obasanjo?

He's dead meat
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Joins Buhari In London For A Meeting (PHOTO) by teflonjake(m): 4:36pm On Apr 15, 2018
cooljo85:
Greatest naija people.....hmmmmmm....let's us think well oo before we enter their trap...hmmmm...I am suspecting a grand conspiracy here by the entire north ...we should not be fooled...The northerners want to hold on to power for a long time with their born to rule mentality and to also continue to be at the helm of the nation's affairs. They want to continue to milk us, forget all the anti-corruption noise by PMB, it is ceremonial. They are still looting and will not stop. Why do we have so much killings in the north despite having most of the security chiefs coming from there? Why do we have so much hunger in the land? Why do we have a battered economy with so much inflation? Why are things becoming worse instead of improving? I suspect the northerners may be behind all these so as to demarket PMB after he has almost spent a term (4 years) and then present another Northerner to the electorates. If eventually the new Northerner wins, after 4 years, he would seek for another term of 4 years making their entire tenure 12 years not minding the fact that they are the only tribe that had ruled this nation the most times. Me thinks , let PMB have his constitutional right of another term and leave that corridor of power. With this, no Northerner would smell that no 1 seat until all other regions have tasted power too. It should be rotated equally . just an opinion though
YOU ARE A CLEVER FOOL
PoliticsRe: Herman Hembe Dumps APC For PDP (Photos) by teflonjake(m): 4:46pm On Apr 05, 2018
Jamiubond009:
Give a tiv man pocho and burukutu and you have bought his loyalty for life
Enlighten me please

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