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Food › Re: Is It Hygienic To Eat Suya? by telim: 5:43pm On Oct 28, 2013
AKPAKA: Is it hygenic to respond to this topic?
really responding to this topic is un-hygienic.
Food › Re: Is It Hygienic To Eat Suya? by telim: 5:41pm On Oct 28, 2013
waiting concern me. Suya all the way. Mallam bani suyan jaka daya sa yaji so sai da alubasa. Mallam give me N200 suya and add paper with onions. shikenah
Family › Re: How Much Should A Potential Nigerian Husband Earn? by telim: 4:27pm On Oct 24, 2013
otodeluxe: Well I'm a guy so I don't know. But my advice for you is to marry someone that is not too exposed else she will always bite off more than one can chew
Yeah, my pals call em marriageable girls and are often good mothers.
Nairaland General › Re: Which Holiday Do You Enjoy Most In Nigeria? by telim: 3:35pm On Oct 24, 2013
sallah and new year
Career › Re: Career Tips For Women: How To Succeed In A Workplace Dominated By Men by telim:
we men will also apply these lists to ensure we continue to lead.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 20 Ways To Describe Yourself In A Job Interview by telim: 2:17am On Oct 24, 2013
This is why nigerian graduates are still jobless and these situation will continue till we stop being job hunters and becomes an employer of labour. Poster why gives nigerian hope of a job interview? Which is not available/strictly to our ogas at the top. Pls come up with threads like how to become an enteropreneur, most nigerians will appreciate your effort.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 20 Ways To Describe Yourself In A Job Interview by telim: 2:17am On Oct 24, 2013
This is why nigerian graduates are still jobless and these situation will continue till we stop being job hunters and becomes an employer of labour. Poster why gives nigerian hope of a job interview? Which is not available/strictly to our ogas at the top. Pls come up with threads like how to become an enteropreneur, most nigerians will appreciate your efforyt.
Politics › Re: Proposed National Conference: A Case For Kwara State by telim: 9:01am On Oct 23, 2013
lertee: Now if you say kogi should go with SW,how many percent of kogi represents yoruba?
Do you think igbira,igala,ogorimagongo and other tribes there would claim yoruba(SW)?
dont mind 'em. Its only from kabba in kogi to offa in kwara that will join the southwest.
Politics › Re: Proposed National Conference: A Case For Kwara State by telim: 8:11am On Oct 23, 2013
fkaz: Nice thread.

Can we talk of lokoja headquarters of kogi state, which happen to be part of kogi west(yoruba speaking part of kogi state). Rule by a northern but belong to yoruba.

I stand to be corrected
pls, get your facts right and stop spewing trash.
Health › Re: Ciclopirox Eradicates HIV Permanently From Infected Cells by telim: 12:20am On Oct 22, 2013
[quote author=In2systems_Tech]When Dr.. What is his name again, discovered this in Nigeria.. They said it was a lie..[/quote]is dr abalaka of kogi state
Health › Re: Ciclopirox Eradicates HIV Permanently From Infected Cells by telim: 12:14am On Oct 22, 2013
Dr abalaka used these drug to cure hiv. Although the drug was not sucessful in all cases and abalaka also lack theoretical explanations for the drugs.
Romance › Re: Do Guys Cry After Being Dumped? by telim: 5:28pm On Oct 21, 2013
Vivly: I heard some guys cry for sex, so why wont they cry when they get dumped? You know, no more sex
i have a friend that often cry for sex. But really it just a strategy.
Romance › Re: How To Apologize To Your Woman by telim: 12:35pm On Oct 19, 2013
who get time for these Oyinbo things. These is Nigeria a country in which relationship often depends on the cash in the male banks account. After taking care of her bills, you expect me to apologize because their is a quarrel between us. In these type of situation, i will just tell her i'm sorry and thats all. If she accept my apology or not, thats her choice. After all the out come of her decision will tell on my account. Their is no time to check time.
Car Talk › Re: Things That Happen on BRT Buses by telim: 3:32pm On Oct 18, 2013
so you guys have being enjoying all these stuff in brt since all these years. From now on brt ni o.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: 3d Text Editing by telim:
The 3D text on page 1 are not complex 3D text. You can easily get these type of effect from adobe fireworks cs6.
1 click on T on your keyboard or the text tool on fireworks interface.
2 type the reguired text
3 select your desired font type, font size and font style
4 click on filter select shadow and point to solid shadow
5 adjust the angle of the shadow, colour and the distance of the shadow to your required size.
Vula you have created your 3D text.
6 To distort the font of the 3D text click on text menu and select convert to path, converting to path allows you to use the subselection tool to adjust the path in a text .
7 By default all text are in a rectangular block. To distort the rectangular block use the selection tool to select the 3D text and group them with Ctrl+g or click on modify menu and select group. While selecting the grouped text with the selection tool. Select the distort tool and distort the rectangular block to give you a distorted 3D shape with an angle.
Limitation of firework with 3D effect.
You can not apply gradient colour to a solid shadow but can apply gradient colour to the text of a solid shadow.
These problem is easily solved with Adobe illustrator (AI)
1 In AI select the text tool or click on T on your keyboard type your text. Use the sub selection tool to increase or decrease the text to your required size.
2 select the type menu and select font type, size, weight and style.
Select effect scroll to 3D effect and select extrude
3 thick preview to see the 3D effects as you rotate and revolve the 3D icon.
4 click okay when you are done.
5 select object menu then scroll to expand appearance. These will allow you to apply gradient to all paths of the 3D text.
You can also use the distort tool as applied in firework
Nairaland General › Re: 701,000 People Are Enslaved In Nigeria -Survey by telim: 5:13pm On Oct 17, 2013
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]GBAM!

that would be Nigeria's whole population. (except us Pagan Traditionalists)

PROUD TO BE PAGAN! cool[/quote]Nigerian will have being a better country if majority are a pagan traditionalists. Am happy that you are not among of those that believe in white God from jerusalem and those that believe in the Arabian prophets. I believe by the time the followers of the white God and the Arabian prophets get tired of the carefully crafted lies in their alien scriptures most will become a traditionalist like us.
PAGAN TRADITIONALISTS TILL DEATH
Nairaland General › Re: 701,000 People Are Enslaved In Nigeria -Survey by telim: 4:53pm On Oct 17, 2013
since we have so much slaves in these country. had wish you give us contact address of slave masters. B'cause am tired of my car spare part business and would like to start a new venture on slave trade and sales of a complete human being and human spare parts like kidneys, lever etc
Politics › Re: Several Die As Kwara PDP Members Scramble For Saraki’s Sallah Gifts by telim: 4:32pm On Oct 17, 2013
These incidence occur around 7pm yesterday. The place was choke up with mostly old women of about 65 years and above, they all died of suffocation. I counted 20 of them that have been confirmed dead inside the compound and many other were being attended to by doctors and nurses. I know many of them will still die because they were not responding to the treatments. God help kwarans with their AMALA ,N1000 and FAKE LACE POLITICS.
Politics › Re: Jonathan, Sambo Hospitalised by telim: 7:16am On Oct 10, 2013
The two veins conveying blood to their brains are working in an abnormal way. Their veins conveys de-oxygenated blood to their brains while their arteries conveys oxygenated blood from their brain. These is why they are incompetent because of their malfunctioning brain.
Phones › Re: Controlling Cockroaches With Your Phone by telim:
These device is only compatible with the oyinbo cockroache because Oyinbo cockroach are gentle, non violent, over feed and sluggish. A typical nigerian cockroach Will not respond to the electrical signal being generated from the technology for stimulus b'cause the are hungry and violent by default. The only thought will be, oh! how can i get these trash to my fucking nest and use it for my lunch.
Christianity Etc › Re: Can Demons Send SMS? ( For Those Who Have Experience In Casting Out Devils) by telim: 4:23pm On Oct 09, 2013
so demons have also advanced technologically. I guess the technology they use in communicating with you are designed by their colonial masters. Pls ask them how much is the prize of mobile phone in the spirit world and is it cheaper to the once in our world? Do they have 2g, 3g,4g, 5g etc or its equivalent ? Do they watch porn and surf online? The cost of monthly data package and the easy route to their world? B'cause had like to start travelling between our world and the demonic world for business purpose.

Wait let reason it these way, Have any one ever received a call/message from an angel of God? if yes then their is a possibility that demon will also use same approach to communicate to any one in our world but if no then the possibility of receiving a call/message is zero. My suggestion to the poster is that the messages he/she as being receiving is from the lady and not from demons. I guess the lady is playing with the posters intelligent.
Business › Re: FG Slashes Business Registration Fees By 50% by telim: 3:20pm On Oct 09, 2013
kudos to GEJ. GEJ till we have stable electricity, good road, functioning health system, security, water and less corruption. Fresh air every where..
Education › Re: Enugu Sacks School-Principals For Age Falsification by telim: 2:48pm On Oct 09, 2013
hmmm nice one there
TV/Movies › Re: Man Lifts Bag Of Rice With His Teeth On Toni Payne's Show by telim:
His jaw must be made up of a strong bone surrounded with strong muscle. well i can only try these with my dick.
Romance › Re: Girl Orders Boyfriend To Kneel In The Street & Slaps Him For Cheating by telim: 6:33pm On Oct 08, 2013
These will only happen in china b'cause there are fewer girls in there, but reverse is the case in obodo naija. Percentage of gals are higher than the boys. If any gal try these with me i go beat her till she faint before i will let go of her. Foolish chinko boys only good in designing phones that make's noise. Smh
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Access Bank demands N1M For Employment, GTB Asks For Obituaries. by telim: 11:33am On Oct 07, 2013
These thing as being happening for long. The banking sector just modernised prostitution by giving female bankers a dual job. First is to carryout their normal activities and secondly to attract more customers to their bank making them vulnerable to all sizes of dick. I like them b'cause they are sex materials though not marriageable.
Celebrities › Re: Maheeda Shares Video Of Her Self Bathing by telim: 7:20pm On Sep 18, 2013
just her behind raise my dick, wish i can see are front panel. That will make me uh uh oh oh cum. she will make enough cash from prostituition cause her behind alone na money. Mallam i beg give me N50 man power, movie things on mind tonight.
Politics › Re: Vigilante Group Nabs 19 Boko-Haram Suspects In Borno. by telim: 3:20pm On Sep 18, 2013
when will boko member finish self. A bi them they resurrect. Our military need to change tactics by burning their corpse , same strategy use for vampires.
Fashion › Re: Your 'Sexy' Hips Could Actually Be Saddlebags (photos) by telim:
infact me and my guys like girls with saddlebags though we nicknamed it sidepocket. Just shake it and see the way it dangles, The next thing that will come to your mind is, oh God! oh God! these saddlebag is awesome.
Education › Re: Most Annoying Common Grammatical Errors In English by telim: 4:41pm On Sep 16, 2013
if i try my best to speak Good English and you dont understand me,
I go speak pigeon, if you dont understand,
i will speak hausa, nbaka ji ba.
i will speak yoruba, ti o ba gbo.
i will speak nupe, kashi o wo a.
i will speak kakanda, wa ji foro. If you dont understand the aforemention languages
i will use my hand to demonstrate i.e deaf and dumb style.
if you dont understand me, i w'll just say good bye. Shikenah

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