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Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Replies Pregnancy Rumours by telim: 3:08pm On Sep 16, 2013
your husband ride you and the product of riding is finally out. We congratulate u but u no happy. A bi na me say make you lie down make him insert him long thing. if u no like port the result out now.
Romance › Re: Ridiculous Phrases Men Use To Break-up With Ladies by telim: 8:33am On Sep 15, 2013
i dont have a girl friend and i got no time to waste. Open my programming ebooks/videos and continue learning.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Advancing Flood Waters In Lokoja (Updated) by telim:
I see no flood these time around in lokoja, the river as not risen to its normal level not to talk of flooding the town. By these time last year most of the damage as being done by the flood. So their is no cause for alarm. Lokoja is safe....
Politics › Re: Lagosians Commend PHCN For Improved Power Supply by telim: 5:48pm On Sep 14, 2013
we only have electricity from 6.00pm to 6.20pm which as been happening for four days now in my hood in lokoja. I just hope phcn have not diverted the power allocated to lokoja to other states oh.
Politics › Re: Lagosians Commend PHCN For Improved Power Supply by telim:
we only have electricity from 6.00pm
to 6.20pm which as been happening
for four days now in my hood in
lokoja. I just hope phcn have not
diverted the power allocated to lokoja
to other states oh.
Family › Re: What Do You Hope To Be Remembered For? by telim:
i want to be remembered as the first electrical engineer that design a close system that uses water from a large over head reservoir to turn the blades of a turbine which is connected to a generator via a shaft thereby turning the rotor of the generator leading to electricity.
The used water from the turbine will be channel back to the reservoir and will be allowed to freely fall on the turbine blades and the process will continue till the water level drop to a stage were it will have little impact on the turbine blades as a result of evaporation, though it might take about three months depending on the temperature of such area for the level of water in the reservoir to drop to that level.Its advantages are
it is a green energy that as no effect on our environment.
it will completely eliminate hydro dams or reduce its size drastically, since the water going out from the turbine blade compactment will be channel back to the dam/reservoir.
ship and train engines can be modified to use these system of energy to power itself, and i believe with time car engines will follow.
Thank God after two years have achieve some level of success and i wont give up till i'm 99.9% successful. So that the world will remember as.. hmmm till then.
Food › Re: Pictures Of A Yam That Resembles A Folded Fist by telim: 4:44pm On Sep 12, 2013
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Car Talk › Re: Infiniti FX35 Vs Toyota 4runner For A Lagos-Enugu Trip? by telim: 4:42pm On Sep 12, 2013
Cant contribute b'cause have never seen these cars. Assuming is between molue and danfo or jincheng and daylong. I will have contributed my best. Spray my body with invisible mosquito chemicals and Patiently waiting for the next thread to hit front page. First to comment on my mind.
Science/Technology › Re: Scientists Find Chemicals In Skin That Makes Humans "Invisible" To Mosquito by telim: 4:21pm On Sep 12, 2013
Mosquitoes will soon becomes extinct. These is the End time things, we are talking about. i'm completely invisibe to seun and the moderators from banning me by spraying the chemicals all over my post but visible to nairaland members. Ah ah wiliwili things.
TV/Movies › Re: Your Favourite Int'l Channels And Your Favourite Programmes There? by telim:
These is the reason employers are complaining that most of nigerian youths are not employable because most of them are not innovative and enjoy being glued to their favourite programmes on their satellite channels.
Well sha my favourite channels and programmes are
NTA 9.0 clock news- To listen to the latest lies by the elders in nigeria government like we will create more employment opportunity, we will generate 200mw of electricity by 2020, we will reduce corruption to its bearest minimum, Jtf have killed 100 bokoharam members, candidate with the lowest number of votes declared the winner of a political post etc,
Aljazeera,CNN,BBC,DWTV,CCTV9,NDTV. Latest international news which are at times bias and exagerated.
NGWILD these is the best of all cause it is so real.
sound city love viewing nigerian and the foreign musics.

AFMAG Love watching comedy movies by mr ibu, ukwa and co.
Politics › Re: Nigeria To Replace South Africa In G20 As Economy Grows by telim: 7:18am On Sep 12, 2013
we dont want G20 b'cause it will not reduce the prize of gari all we want is permanent member in united nation, These will allow us to not only confuse nigerians but the world entirely. G20 ko G99 ni. SMH and leg.
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Naira Is Full Of Masonic Symbols by telim: 12:01am On Sep 11, 2013
if i say end time now they will ban me but i no go talk am sha god dey
Science/Technology › Re: Fridge & Inverter Locally Made By Enugu Students by telim: 4:21pm On Sep 09, 2013
these guys need encouragement. But sorry, no hope for them in my Obodo 9ja as nobody cares about them.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: How Can I Design The FRSC Logo...any Help Pls by telim: 12:08pm On Sep 07, 2013
get a large frsc logo and use the pen tool in any vector app to trace out areas of interest.
Politics › Re: Archbishop Kattey Kidnapped In Port Harcourt by telim:
chai if not because of the Mtn network in my hood that is Fucking slow i would have being among of the top 3 to comment. I will not give up b'cause i believe one day i will realize my dream. God they sha. Hmmm back to the gist, Oh God why must it be the poor that alway feels the impact whenever their is any wrong doing in Nigeria. Police will fire us, detain us, illegally send us to jail and torture us. The goverment will tax us reduce subsidy and enact policy that do not favour us. We pay tithe as usual to ensure the development of our church but we cant afford to send our children to the schools established by our church due to the high charges involved. The kidnappers have succeed in kidnapping the man of God and the only alternative for the church is to aggressively get more fund from its members which will be use to secure the release of the man of God. Oh, Almighty ja, the Poor are confused and dont know who to rescue us because we are indirectly and directly making the wealthy (politicians,pastors,kidnappers etc) wealthier while we the poor are getting poorer by the day. Just port us out of poverty.... But if porting out of poverty means confronting you one on one. Just lock up i will manage the situation till the day it get to my turn to leave these wicked world.
Politics › Re: JTF Kills 50 Boko-Haram Members In Borno by telim: 10:00am On Sep 07, 2013
boko no they finish. Hope the dead once are not resurrecting. Really tired of these set of people on suicide mission.
Politics › Re: Aregbesola To Empower 5,000 Widows In Osun by telim: 11:43am On Sep 06, 2013
nerodenero: Meaning more men are dying huh
why wont men die early, since majority of us are the financier while our wife are the consumer. Hmmm stress things
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Warships Moves Into Red Sea Closer To Syria by telim: 6:13pm On Sep 03, 2013
usa are just bragging and will never attack syria a strong ally of russia. If they do russia and iran might be force to be involve indirectly. Leading to a situation where iran will supply syria and its proxy hezbolla with weapons and logistics while russia will use its war ships in the mediterenean with advance satellilte and radar tracking systems.The satellite will track usa ballistics missile lunch sites while the radar will track the fired missile from the lunch sites, and russia will secretly inform the syrian goverment the exact location of us lunch missile sites in other for syrian armies to be able to target usa lunch sites with greater accuracy and to take precautionary measures in order to avoid greater damage to their military hardwares and lost of lifes. Syria is not libya, afghanistan nor iraq. Because of their ally with russia which is a super power, iran one of the most powerful in middle east. Hezbulla the most organised terrorists network (as they are often called by the western government) that operates in lebanon and the organised army of the syrian regime trained by russia. If the world is not careful these might trigger world war three, initiated by russia and usa but these time around it will be full scale nuclear war. After then rest in peace to the dead and the survivals will be welcome to the world of genetic mutation.
Christianity Etc › Re: Micheal Jacksons Life As A Jehovah's Witness by telim: 6:13pm On Aug 30, 2013
ah ah summarize it in 10 sentences now. I read am my head come they sound gbahunnn..... And i stopped immidiately, cause no cash to buy panadol.
Politics › Re: Group Wants Suntai Impeached by telim: 9:42am On Aug 28, 2013
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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa The Chase Finale After-party Pictures by telim: 7:25am On Aug 27, 2013
dis pics too much now. Dont have megabyte for this jo. Stumbling out the way i stumble in.
Travel › Re: Many Nigerians Living In Nigeria Hate Nigerians In Diaspora, Jealous Much? by telim: 6:15pm On Aug 26, 2013
Their is no place like 9ja, those porting out of 9ja for a greener pasture are gambling with their future as un employment is rising in nooks and crannies of the western world and is becoming difficult to controll in the short run by there government. Most Nigerians are poor because they lack enterpreneural skills and so much dependence on certificate without acquiring the necessary knowledge that will boost them up mentally and allow them provide solution to problems as they arise in their place of work. As a result, most of our graduates becomes' job hunters making employers of labour exploiting the unemployed graduates. Since they often turn up in thousands with smiling faces ready for a test /interview while they are feeling bad inside. Including banks, that are suppose to be going house to house in search of employers are forming jet li and have turned there employers to a mini robot. Hmmm, as fela often says "suffering and smiling". My guy, you. I mean you, hope is not lost acquire a skill or develop your skill and join the young nigerian enterpreneurs before competition sets in. Nigeria is the best place to market your skills because of the little or no competition aspect. I say bye bye to poverty and i will work hard to develop my skills till death.
God bless Nigeria.
Science/Technology › Re: Professor Andrew Nok Wins Alexander Humboldt Prize For 2013 by telim: 9:19pm On Aug 25, 2013
Wahala90:
Namibia's Dillish Wins Big Brother, The Chase 2013 For The Ladies!

https://www.nairaland.com/1411725/dillish-wins-big-brother-chase#17670964

pack well jo we they celebrate better person and you they post rubbish. big brother ko big sister ni
Entertainment › Re: Dillish Wins Big Brother, The Chase, 2013 For The Ladies! by telim: 9:15pm On Aug 25, 2013
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Sports › Re: Keshi Invites 42 Players For Malawi Match by telim: 12:49pm On Aug 21, 2013
no comment
Science/Technology › Re: First Liver Surgery With Tablet Computer In Germany Photo by telim:
space booked for advert and enquiries visit www.nscdc.. Hey wait! have forgotten the url of our website. Let me confirm from my oga at the top for the appropriate url. Before i will comment.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: LUTH Calls For Resident Doctors by telim: 12:25pm On Aug 21, 2013
Can an engineer with five years experience, apply for the training? hey, am Just kidding.
Webmasters › Re: Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebook Account Hacked By An Unemployed Web Developer by telim: 12:09pm On Aug 21, 2013
fb should employ him now.
Politics › Re: 3 Policemen Killed At A Station In Kaduna by telim:
Those drunkard murdered my innocent friend with AK47 while driving and ran away, last year. Hmmm, the police is a friend to the un-armed while armed men are the friend of the police. Most police are criminals/murderers, kill them all for murdering my friend. The criminals/murderers in police that are dead will rot in hell and those alive will also be murdered by armed men. Amen....
Family › Re: Baby Prefers Home-made Goat Milk Formula To Breast Milk by telim: 6:07pm On Aug 20, 2013
space booked i'ill be back soon for comment.
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan’s Women Jamboree In Abuja (Pictures) by telim: 6:22pm On Aug 16, 2013
hmmm i will rather kill myself than to commit suicide. My fellow nigerian widows. Chai, mismanagement of nigerians money in action.

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