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Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan’s Women Jamboree In Abuja (Pictures) by telim: 6:12pm On Aug 16, 2013
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Science/Technology › Re: The Olinguito - A New Carnivorous Mammalian Specie Discovered by telim: 5:51pm On Aug 16, 2013
have seen many of these species in mountain pati here in lokoja. It goes by the name chechengi.
So these aint new to those that often visits mountain pati in lokoja.
Car Talk › Re: 5 Kinds Of Nigerian Drivers To Keep-0ff! by telim: 5:45pm On Aug 14, 2013
these is my year front page things Sha. Space booked, i will be back soon.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fan Jailed For Hugging Cristiano Ronaldo by telim: 5:33pm On Aug 14, 2013
did i just make front page? Let me confirm.
Phones › Re: MTN Nigeria Handed-Out Free Data Bundles By Mistake by telim: 5:41pm On Aug 09, 2013
delikay4luv: more to come
i did 100h trick on four of my mtn sims. The trick got block three days ago, i cant wait to see the next cheat online oh.
Computers › Re: What Is Your Average Download Speed? by telim:
Those on MTN edge network will often experience creepling speed of about 5-70kb on the average while those on hspda will experience 100-2mb depending on their network strength in your area. HSPDA downlink depend on the network strength in your area. The higher the network strength the higher the uplink which also translates to higher download speeds and vice versa. At times the network might be slow as a result of congestion, due to constant request from network users. This is only possible when tens of thousand of users are downloading at the same time. Exhausting the server bandwidth and finally crashing the server, same strategy use to DDOS a web server. These scenario is unlikely to occur as some user will be downloading movies,softwares etc, some will be surfing web pages while some will be offline but imagine, when the users of a particular network decided to team up to download large files from different url at the same time, these will congest telecomm servers and might lead to crashing of telecomm servers or temporarily put it offline. Though Telecomm networks have added hundreds of additional servers with unlimited bandwidth. Generally a telecom network that stream HD videos (high defination videos) without buffering is okay orelse you are gradually reducing the life span of your laptop battery due to the extra power consumed by your external modem/phone battery due to additional power consumed by edge/3g/hspda and a waste of time on a sluggish network.
In my area mtn is the best, follow by airtel and glo etisalat is the worst b'cause only eti edge is available.
Christianity Etc › Re: 'Wombless' Woman Gives Birth To A Baby by telim: 4:32pm On Aug 08, 2013
All these story na lie. No womb ko no kidney ni. The next story will be a pastor's wife gave birth to a child without a lung but still breath, and the masses will shout praise be to Almighty Je, What a miracle. Because of these carefully crafted story, the ministry will be filled up with barren women and tithe will go on as usual leading to more revenue for the ministry. we are doomed in 9ja. Think logically.. Scammers are every where using every possible means to enrich their pockets. SMH for these country.
Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by telim: 6:28pm On Aug 07, 2013
jajad: MTN!!
I don't care about your "special gift", or Gidimo. How likely is it that I want Islamic caller tunes and a week later want to use Psalm 23? I'm not interested in chatting with thousands of Females in Abuja either.

STOP sending me spam text! Setup a Do Not Spam list where numbers can be registered. Or allow us send a text message to stop spam messages and calls.
same to me, i always ignore their useless message. Am sick and tired of their network.
Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by telim: 6:21pm On Aug 07, 2013
hmmm mtn unah too stingy your tech crue just block the latest awuf from your network. Am Back to my phone data jo cause pc is too expensive, wait till the bados release new one sha. Laugh in mexican accent.
Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by telim: 6:18pm On Aug 07, 2013
hmmm mtn unah too stingy your tech crue just block the latest awuf from your network. Am Back to my phone data jo cause pc is too expensive.
Politics › Re: Child Marriage - Children Threaten Hunger Strike Over Senate’s Resolution by telim: 12:20pm On Aug 07, 2013
hmmm foreign things, 9ja will always imitate things that have no impact on the situation on ground. The senators sees these as a threat that will not be carried out and if eventually those children goes on hunger strike and they became ill as a result of the strike. The federal gov will hold the parents of the children and those that sponsor the strike responsible for forcing nigeria children from abstaining from food. To be candid, the possibility of these form of protest happening in nigeria is far from zero as no nigerian parent will allow their child to go on hunger strike for a country that is being ruled by mostly mediocres, thugs and criminals. The only language those in government understand is violent. Protests means un serious negotiation but gun/violent means serious negotiation. SMH
TV/Movies › Re: Beverly Osu Is Ripe For Marriage by telim: 10:12am On Aug 07, 2013
ah first page things..
who will marry these ugly fucking machine to hell with her cash.
Celebrities › Re: Taiwo Oyebanjo And Dotun’s Traditional Wedding Pictures by telim: 10:39am On Jul 28, 2013
congrat oh. But that makeup makes her look like a 3D cartoon with some bevel effect and shadows. Let me start my fireworks and flash to get carry out some animation effect out of her 3D cartoon graphics.
Science/Technology › Re: Picture Of Earth Taken From Saturn by telim: 4:36am On Jul 24, 2013
Callimo: Have you been there? In Bamako now on a 3 day tour to that place "Paye Dogon". What should I look out for and what questions should l ask ?
have not had of these tribe before, i did a little research online and found out they have facts about astronomy. How did they acquire these facts about astronomy? is it through some form of super beings or through some kind of astronomical tools invented by their ancestors?
They are the most civilize tribe in africa.
Politics › Re: PHCN No Service No Pay Poster by telim: 12:30pm On Jul 23, 2013
[quote author=hiltop!]Yes, they are, those places are in Ilorin to the best of my knowledge[/quote]places like sango, kulende estate, texaco, kwarapoly gate, oyun, agbede, oke adini. They have not paid their light bill for 18 month now, phcn claims the aforemention areas have not been paying their electricity bills for over 18 months which equate to approximatly 29million naira where as the consumers also claim that their neighbour hood are always in blackout except on saturday and sunday where they will enjoy five hours of electricity and from 27th to 30th of each month they will enjoy about 8 hours of electricity which as been going on for over 30 months. The youths came up with the idea of no light no pay and told phcn staff never to distribute bills in the affected areas and charge them to court to refund 65% of their payments for the last 30 month or compensate them with 2880 hours of electricity which is equivalent to four month. The out come of the case in december 2012 was 50 50, The verdict was that phcn should clear the bills of the affected areas, start a new bill that will correlate with the amount of electricity consumption as from january first 2013, phcn should not compensate the affected areas and should come up with a sharing formula in the state that will benefit all. Since their are places that enjoy over 17 hours of electricity per day. The situation improve to about eight hours of electricity on working days and 12 hours on saturday and sunday for three week, before they finally brought back their old formula and kept the areas in constant blackout. The youths of the affected areas later charge phcn to court for violating the verdict of the court and to urge phcn to stick to the january 2013 formula.
Food › Re: Man Dies After Winning Beer Drinking Competition In Spain by telim: 6:40pm On Jul 21, 2013
he only consumed two to three litres of bear which have little or no effect on beer addicts. I assum he is sick and that was what triggered the heart attack. I hail my guys (sir jibo, Alhaji micheal Nanso,chiki, prie and Edike) that consumes 1 to 1/2 creates of beer and still move without staggering.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Suicide A Sin? by telim: 1:19pm On Jul 21, 2013
Ceekay: Please is suicide a sin?? And if yes, i need 'COGENT' references from the bible 2 confirm that. Sometimes, Life becomes so unbearable that one needs 2 take (The quick way out) but I do not intend riskin' a lifetime in hell if it turns out 2 be. ur suggestions r highly welcome.
Not a sin bro but the easiest route to www.hellfire.com.
Christianity Etc › Re: ''born Again'' -what Did Jesus Mean? by telim: 1:10pm On Jul 21, 2013
To be born again In computing terminology means to format an infected/vulnerable operating system and install same or upgraded operating system that is free from virus and follow all the relevant steps involve in protecting the operating system against all forms of virus and malwares by installing an anti virus, password e.t.c
Relating this to human beings means a process of resetting the mind and brain, in such a way that they correlate with the teaching and practice of our lord Jesus christ.
Christianity Etc › Re: Nelson Mandela Has TB Joshua's Portrait In His Home by telim: 8:38pm On Jul 20, 2013
promise2: . Blasphemy At the mention of the name JESUS CHrist every knew must bow.Jesus have mercy on the world people do not respect nor fear you again.All power on earth and in heaven belong to Jesus.Jesus is coming soon repent and accept him before is too late.
Me and my guys are all waiting for him to help us perform miracles like turning of river to wine. These will allow us to start the packaging and sales of wine that are affordable to all, and create more employment opportunities to our graduates. Cause am tired of pastors always telling us that jesus is coming soon. If Jesus is really coming soon, i pray he comes now and not when am dead. Cause i have some serious business to discuss with him.
Politics › Re: Abacha's Daughter Lash-Out At Wole Soyinka On Twitter by telim: 6:48am On Jul 18, 2013
ws as a right to practice any religion he is comfortable with provided that such religion is practice openly. Sango, islam and christainity are equal and legal in nigeria constitution. Sango should'nt be called a devilsh religion, as most posters do but the religion of truth with a God that is not an illusion.
Programming › Re: How Much Do You Earn As A Developer Per Month? by telim: 1:11pm On Jul 17, 2013
i earn between 280k - 320k (naira) per month in designing custom templates, gif and flash banners, modifying templates, simple and complex web graphics for gold coders hyip managers script, probiz script and custom scripts for hyip websites.
Fashion › Re: Ban Make-up Artists! They Are A Menace To Society by telim: 6:30pm On Jul 16, 2013
whatz that story all about. Can you summarize it or come down to my level, b'cause their is no time to check time still have other threads to visit. Off to the next thread.
Family › Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by telim: 5:41pm On Jul 16, 2013
my dad often flog the hell out of me while My mum always use slap to reset my operating system.
Love them so much though
Christianity Etc › Re: My Second Visit To Hell: Famous People I Saw In Hell by telim: 1:19pm On Jul 16, 2013
how did you get there? You must kick bucket before you w'll visit hell or paradise, but i thought hell is made up of fire. Did you get burnt on your way back to earth? if no pls, do me a favour put your head and mouth inside a fire and lets see what will happen, it will burn your hair and further smoke your brain by the conducted temperature from the fire and burn the lips you use to testify these obvious lies... I suspect you mix too much ogoro with hemp and alomo SMH
Family › Re: What's The Happiest Day of A Guy's Life? by telim: 12:06pm On Jul 16, 2013
The day i finish the designing of 512*1000 RGB cube matrix LED with 2D and 3D display capability and if possible design a software that will allow users to add simple effect to group of RGB LED, accept alphanumeric and mathematical symbols via keyboard and also generate its equivalent c programming code that will be loaded to micro controllers (mc) which will inturn controll the cathode and anode of each RGB LED. Instead of using c compilers. Which is difficult for non programmers/novice.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Rated 8th Most Corrupt Nation- PM NEWS, Lagos by telim: 3:59pm On Jul 13, 2013
How did they get those statistics they use to evaluate nigeria and later placed us on 8th position. I know they got their data from fake organisations sponsored by government. A country were we have
water=26=fail
electricity=40= pass
road=30=fail
security=5=fail
education=20=fail
bribe=100=excellence
corruption=100=excellence
health=25=fail
etc
infact those that did the rating are also corrupt for rating us 8th position, instead of our normal first position. Give us our award we know we top the list.
Politics › Re: Chinese Firm To Run 4 Nigerian Airports by telim: 8:39am On Jul 11, 2013
CFCfan: Agreed. What some posters are saying is that, at least, there should be a Nigerian company that can effectively manage an airport.
Do you want us to see more crash? Dont you know nigeria companies are corrupt?
Culture › Re: The Green Snakes Of Okposi, Ebonyi State by telim: 9:08am On Jul 08, 2013
ritux: I have a question to ask. What will happen to one who secretly kills any of those untouchable snakes and other animals that are forbidden to be killed in some places?
Nothing will happen, i served in one of the villages in Anambra two years ago with the same funny tradition. There are many snakes in that village and it is a taboo to kill snakes but me and my guys secretly hunt the big once at night and use them for pepper soup. To date, nothing as happen to any of us. Infact, the village elders are suppose to inform the villagers that their ancestors practiced these tradition for the purpose of protecting snakes from extinction and not funny story that can not be proven.
Christianity Etc › Re: Deliverance From Four Demonic Kingdoms! by telim: 6:34pm On Jul 07, 2013
marjuana in action, pls some one should give her food before she turn psyche.
Celebrities › Re: Delphine: Chris Okotie's New Girlfriend? (Pictures) by telim: 10:38am On Jul 07, 2013
this is the main reason beautiful gals are hard to find these days cause majority of them are either dating or married to a rich man, pastor and an imam. That are old enough to be their father, is high time the youth of these country comes out to protest against these trend in town before the average once we are managing, will start disappearing thereby leaving us with scary faces to bleep.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Did Your First Bank Aptitude Test Go. by telim: 11:42am On Jun 29, 2013
mascot87: My own case was horrible.When I was about to start d exam on the first day, 1st batch on 26 th and I logged in with my username and password,my first disappointment was that d system wrote NO ASSESSMENT.I was scared and I alerted d test coordinators,it takes them about 30 min before that issue could be resolved. When I eventually started d exam at about 9:15 am, I was very happy and optimistic about getting a good result but unfortunately for me 2 mins to d end of my assessment,the system I was using shutdown totally.I was MAD, I once again called d attention of d test coordinators and it took them about 1 hr 20 min before d issue is once again resolved.i was given another assessment a little bit different from the initial one. I struggled this time to complete d assessment but I was not able to click on submit before d test page closed as d time elapsed and some people are saying that if u dont click on submit,you are as good as not writing d test. Well,all is well o even on d well. undecided undecided
Dont mind them is all lie. The cbt(computer base test) programm will automatically submit itself to the cbt db(data base) when the stipulated time elapsed. You have nothing to worry about. The best way to efficiently manage your time is to avoid spending much time on questions you dont understand and by selecting the right answer as quickly as possible and also, clicking next as quickly as possible for the questions you dont understand, these will allow you to get to the last question and save more time for going back to solve other questions. Wish you best of luck.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Sweden's Left-Party To Ban Men From Urinating While Standing by telim: 7:18pm On Jun 27, 2013
Neddy ogu: me thinks its more like electrical engineering. I may be wrong though afterall am just a humble clinical scientist
is more of chemical engineering

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