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OYENIYIJK:
bro all the questions you will be asking will be like a stupid questions. All my stupid questions were already answered.


come and join me, I'm in page 131 now and I must get to probably 200 today. You can also follow the key people on this thread so you'll be updated with their comments.

Sunkanmiwise:
TECNO doing their thing, some people are annoyed as its only tecno doing it.

The knowledge TECNO give us week in week out is more than what some unknown products give us in six months.

Blastedholligan:
This isn't necessary. If there news don't affect you in anyway just move on.

Exmilitant:
I went to NECO Office at creek town to get my result, while waiting, i decided to chat with a very pretty girl who was equally waiting. Found out she was dumb and deaf. i quickly produce a pen and book so as not to miss opportunity. After enough promise and much persuasion through writing though, the girl agreed to follow me home.. On the road to my house She warned me not to touch her as it is her first visit to my house. No problem, i wrote back. when we got home, i took her to my room and wanted to go get her some snacks and chilled malt when this suppose girl grabbed my cock and started struggling with the zipper of my trouser.... When i finally slide into her, this girl began bleating like a goat i don't know how long and loud she bleated but when i looked up, my mother, aunty, sister, and two neighbours where standing right by the bed and staring.... I shall never forget that day 8th january 2003...

bmdmixer:
op dey learn for story writing.

this happened during my university days in AAU.
had this roomate who likes to chop babes left and right, he was banging dis said reading reading chick who comes n go when he wants pussy, this lady and i use to rapor when he isn't around, dont worry, no moves where made then, so one day roomy came with another girl, meeting her for the first time i just didnt like her, rude way of talking and tried to order me to buy her something out side cause it was late, mind u we stay in a two room apartment, i simply told her to send her bf or or go her self, she just hissed n left to buy it her self.

suddenly someone walked into the apartment and i tot mumu girl dey fear, guess what it was d other girl she was coming from night reading n tot she pass d night, see as my guy begin dey vex u should have let me know u were coming today bla bla bla, while she was trying to calm my nigger down, the other girl came in and was like was is happening here, i sha kuku pick sit, ka dey watch.

my roomy was like she is a friend and came to visit us, that nah my gf, roomy new catch come dey look me, roomy dey look me with that kind abeg no Bleep up, soon to b ex dey confuse no no who to look, i just sigh look d new catch n said yes, shes just angry with ur bf over somethings he did for her that didnt work well @ school, na so new catch say ok enter room.

old catch come sit down near me dey vex dey cry but she no fit go house e don late, well after 30 min of sorry sorry sorry no vex no cry u suppose know say all this fine boys dey hard dey their own nahh, she sha stop to cry, made her eat something and went to my room to arrange to get pillow n blanket for her, saw my roomy walked out went to talk to her came back to me and said if she give u do, no wahala, i just raise my hands like say wetin?

he smiled and went inside his room(dude smiles alot), I went to tell am going to sleep brought out d pillow n sheet and ask if shes ok there or wants to share the bed, she said shes will join me in d room, doesn't want to be in d parlour alone.

we went in i gave her my shirt she had boxer on already underneath her jeans, and we slept off, the sound of my roomy n new catch banging was making it hard for both of us as we were just turning n turning, alas she just grab my face n started kissing me, didnt waste time i returned the kissing n started offloading our cloths, reach under the foam yanked a condom out, to come wear condom turn wahala, she collected it wore it and sat on me, wont lie best sex ever, u know girls who like to read alot n keep steady grade barely have time for sex like dat thus making their pussy tight.

well come morning she left after 2 rounds of sex, roomy new catch left also to greet good morning dey hard that one (fool).

na so my guy come meet me, made a fist and threw it towards me, i tot shuuu omo one punch me, but he followed it with my guyyyyyyyyyy haaaaa e don tey wen i dey try Bleep dat girl my guyyyyyyyyy haaaa u try for me i don spend tire for that babe nah so i for loose the toto like dat, i was like no wahala nah i b ur person, he just couldn't stop smiling with me, knowing fully well d tory never end, so he came out with it.

u still Bleep her nah shey, i said no
why nahh he asked, well cause nah she Bleep me as i no gree make move.

he just burst into laughter.

anyway reading girl didnt come around anymore until i saw her in sch she gave me her address and i was smashing like kilode.

my roomy new catch didnt last as he replaced her with one mammy water looking beauty like that.

anyway thats my story believe or not coro dey outside be safe

mathefaro:
on your theme app, you'll see "Customize theme"

mathefaro:
It is a mixture of themes. Check the attached pictures

festwiz:
2 things, Google Services Tax hike raised the prices by about $10 and then the Naira got devalued last week. With the CBN's intervention the Naira should appreciate and be stable by next week. Hopefully.

RoyalBlu:
In no particular order, mine is;

Whatsapp Quora Nairaland LinkedIn Facebook *Twitter*

akure1stson:
non is better... tenco is a trash

soles21:
Few months used Xiaomi redmi 8 4gb/64gb 5000mah With cartoon and receipt Portharcourt users 43k firm Phone: 08149601633

Patrick987:
please house is their any way I can block my redmi 8, it was stolen today, the phone is not up 2 months

IKON360:
Today makes it one year since I've been using Redmi note 7 and since then I have no regrets and what's more, 6 people have acquired Xiaomi phones thanks to me.
Once again sincere gratitude goes to those who formed this thread and offer help, support and solutions on this thread, God bless y'all

khiaa:
I'm sorry, I didnt mean to ignore you it was an oversight. Thank you very much for the wishes and I do like you Ramesses.

dominique:
Is the N30 million inclusive of buying land? If yes, it won't be enough. If no, you should be able to do a ground floor block of shops not storey building

CallMeGrace:
Mine was when I used my last card for transport to go withdraw outside the school, none of the Atm gallery in school was dispensing, so I had to go outside the school to withdraw, all my thought was,I will take my t.fare outta of the money I withdraw. On getting to the Atm, none of the machines despense, I was pained, helpless, one man also came to withdraw as well, I had to tell him none of the machines was working. He noticed me standing, asking me why I was standing all through, I told him how stranded I was, He dashed his hand into his pocket and handed me 1000 naira note, I was damn happy. that day, I cooked stew. My tfare was just 100.

millennialaku2:
just last week or so. i was struggling for 1k airtime giveaway in illegend's thread

the conditions were--- I had to be the first or second male to comment. unfortunately i was the sixth, even though i was fast

i made a comment on that same thread which a young rich nigga here on nairaland saw, he said it made him laugh like he hadn't in a long time.

just like that he requested for my account number and sent 5k

IS GOD NOT WONDERFUL

Tonyreal49:
Any advise on buying Xiaomi airdot on jumia for 7500
I hope they won't give me fake one

jboixxx:
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