₦airaland Forum

gregg2:
You are a waste of sperm

Animal

Beremx:
dry joke!


HML to the couple!

Wetin dey worry this old mama youngie

chimkaire:
...whatever I did to merit such? Bank no dey again? Lol. Eletan

chimkaire:
...almost asked, changed my mind

I said expect anything cos na u go dey count my money and at the same time tidy my documents. Chai u don miss

chimkaire:
...oh, really
Sorry, I mentioned U in err...jocularly unmindful of this
Ndo biko

Sweerie, you need a place too? but expect anythng oo cos we both wld stay in the same roof

nonslike:
Sharp guy. Gentle takeover a bi. .....

I can't say more... Of course she is a good woman. She seduces the guy at night when conji comes which is normal and she is still married plus the cause of the fight we don't know .

OP. ..you have heard enough . Just do the needful. See this is where your girlfriend/fiancee is useful. Tell that one what's going on and I tell you she will come and kick that lady out . Even if no side chick main chick work is to kick side chick out .
Tomorrow the story will change and the one year old daughter will start calling you daddy and that's the story o. Shine your eyes well

raayah:
Don't you think that some women date men because they are in love with the men?

When are we going to stop the mentality that Nigerian women are in relationships for money?

I know too many women who did not marry for money. I have also dated people who make less than me. This generalization has to stop.
Most of the jobless/low-earning men have wives and girlfriends too.

I am not saying if its right/wrong to date a yahoo man but please let's stop putting Nigerian women into a basket of negativity.

EDIT: I am female.

lonelyisland:
Ladies and Gents, make una follow me judge this matter ooo


Went to the bank today to register for my BVN, on reaching to bank,I entered inside but to my utmost surprise I saw many others that came for the same purpose which i least expected so I looked for a seat and sat down and waited for my turn.


Then it happened, there came in this girl that looked like she just came down from heaven, her face were just like that of juliet ibrahim, her curves were like that of nicki minaj, her boobs were as big as mercy johnson's own and she was glowing like a diamond in the sky (it was then that I began to understood the meaning of rihannas song diamond).



She cat walked and came to sit beside me, mehnn my john thomas just wanted to let loose of itself so as to catch a glimpse of what the brain signalled to it. Then her "iyanga" started, she brought out her ipad mini and was pressing only God knows what, then her phone rang inside her bag she brought out her iphone6+ and answered a brief phone call. Next thing She began taking selfies inside a bank ( who does that in this 21st century) then the security man came and said to her "madam please using of handset in the bank is prohibited" (imagine he even called her madam but if nah guy like me now dem go begin form baddo). The girl picked up a quarrel with the man ooo 'lyk say e don tey she dey wait for the man to talk to am'. As gentleman wey I be i decided to calm them down but the girl switched the quarrel over to me lyk say nah me cause the wahala. Before I could say jack the girl land one dirty slap for my face ooo, I couldn't bear it but I had to. As a gentleman I went back to my seat and sat down. After like what seemed eternity I was called up to come and register;when I finished I withdrew some money before leaving the bank. Outside the bank I waited for like 30mins for a "keke"to come then the girl came outside too and joined me to wait for a ride. After like another 10mins, one finally came and we hoped in.


After like 20mins drive, the keke reached its final bus stop which was were I was to alight, Same thing as the girl too then the driver asked us for his money, I gave him N100 to give me N50 change as I was about to go another drama ensued between the girl and the driver. The man was shouting give me my money or else I will seize your foot wear, the girl was begging him that she couldn't find her money,that she lost it. The man fell on deaf ears to her plea and insisted on her giving him his money. Me I just jeje waka comot from there before another slap go land for my face again though I was in a position to help her but I didn't b'cos of the saying that "one good turn deserves another but in her case it was one bad turn (for my mind I be lyk " you get ipad mini with iphone6+ but u knw fit pay N50 for transport. Stupid girl).
After like 10mins of begging and crying the man took her foot wear and drove off.


My question now is was I right with what I did and if you were in the same position as I was, what would you have done?

Vanquay:
*Grabs Vaseline, goes to corner. FAB FAB FAB. Cries* God is not my fault the First lady and her daughter are fine . Unlike some people i know . Is it not God? I know he loves me right

Dont you guys get fuvking tired of this "Grab Vaseline talk"?? ...Abi sense no dey una head??

ayusco85:
End time bride. She got no class. Couldn't she ve sent her chief brides maid?

What is " couldn't she?" ...leg dey pain her?

acidtalk:
REASONS WHY MOST WOMEN DO NOT DESERVE AN ELABORATE WEDDING

* Who Buys A Tokunbo Car And Insures It As Brand New?

Most ladies have sold and exhorted their God given pride and dignity and yet still expects to be treated as a princess. Who in his right senses gives a royal apparel to a begger?

* You Have Done All The Wifey Duties For Uncountable Men

Some ladies have dated as many as 10 guys and in most case cohibate with most or all of them (especially in their university days). They cook, clean the house, do the laundary, have unprotected sex and in most cases to multiple abortions then when they are off the market (from late 20s) they start giving conditions to their suitors why they will only give in to sex after marriage. Most even go as far as lying of never having sex before or at most saying they have had it only twice in their life and didn't approve of it because of their stance of "no sex until marriage"

*The Entire Expences Is On The Man
Some ladies from below average family background who are equally jobless usually crave for more elaborate weddings than even ladies from wealthy backgrounds. From the expensive hall to hiring the best and most priced event planner, the bills will be placed on the groom to be to handle, while the lady and her family will still demand for allowance to the wedding preparations from the man.

*Most Girls Will Only Exhibit Their Good Behaviour Prior To Marriage.

After marriage, most men will realize they married the total opposite. A lot of women pretend to be humble, obedient, harworking and Godfearing prior to marriage. As soon as their aim of trapping a man and making him have their dream kind of marriage, they immediately begin to show their real colours.