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DjAndroid: only bigger fools do what you have just done.

Albert0011: keep on exhibiting ur stupidity on social media,i blame those ur lame juvenile parents dat brought u 2 dis world.if u dnt take time i wil plank u 2 death and share ur burial rice.

Albert0011: BIg fool,it is because of the twaddle lines u dropped earlier.

Idiòts like you should be allowed to grow before access to internet. I blame your bearers; not u. Omo ale jati jati

Albert0011: idiot..its people like u dat see the truth nd run away from it,even though he didn't score in their last 2 games does nt mean that he dnt knw how 2 play.He's even 1 of the highest goal scores in the tournament nd u are here opening dat pit toilet u called mouth 2 say dat he's nt playing anytin.

Na who ask you all these mumu stories wey u dey talk now??

IAMBREEZY: google is your friend Nigga.

I have no google as friend.

Rexnegro: ask Google mumu

kamdyjenny: I stayed on d traffic last week friday for 5 good hours somtin dat is nt less dan a 5mins drive. I regreted eva coming out wit a car dat day. Coz if it was a bus I wld hv gladly trecked my way out. its even worst wen it rains..naija which way forward!

If you hadn't came out with a car; Would you have flown a jet pass them??
Oh, so u can move a car??...That's good

wellmax: Alright, ýoü have made your points and I concede. WAEC passport has ŧo be in school uniform, but again that is not a general rule.

Instead make you discuss issue wey dey ground, Na GEJ u dey YAB. Make una dey use una brain small small abeg

mekuzee1: Everybody dn dhe talk dia own,,even ppl wey no know road to d embassy.,d only tin is jus 4 u 2 b BOLD,n go straight..

Bold ko, curve ni

Godson201333: Wow,you only saw the one happening in America embassy so many more examples from other embassies too.

A student was asked during her us visa interview...

Vo:so you want to go to America to further your studies.

Student: yes

Vo: how did you found the school?

Student:I can't remember

Vo:what do you know about the city you going to study eg Maryland

Student:the population there is very low and their major occupation Is farming.

Vo: and how is the weather like there.

Student:oh my friend told me it's always sunny out there..

Vo:okay you need to go back to secondary school and then re apply for your visa.

Good day.

Were you the Visa.Officer??

IYA NGBALI: as if ndubusi hotel for iyana ipaja go get camera,make una dey deceive una self. Ngozi Abeg let's go inside jare my dis thing don dey hungry for your dis thing