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e be like say your problem don graduate na pigeon i go knack u

Risikatu ajala, bring ur yansh close to me let me touch . # U will enjoy it morethan me

FALLS FROM MANGO TREE!!

Is it that you feed on MANGOES?? .

this guy sounds like our very well known LAME DUCK,  HAVE U LIVED IN THE "WESTERN WORLD BEFORE",  I'm sure u are typing your replies from your lil shack,  anywayz, what do you think ladies suppose to do when going out for a date,  s*ck d*icks I suppose, instead of ice cream, !!! Yo G, step your game up,  !!!! and abandon this your poverty nigerian thinking,

Bro, that you were able to send a mail through, wldnt make me believe u cldnt possibly be in the prison doing it . #Its quite unfortunate, i wont be noticing your stupiidity here

What is tellmumu's thread doing on the homepage?mscheeeew.

Risikatu, If i blow you

It is sad to see that Naija guys will never ever have anything good to say about naija babes.

See what your sister said down below

YEAH, i must eat on a first date, but i wont ask much, cos some guys see a girl denying to eat on her first date as being shy. so i must eat or take a drink from you or even buy myself one, cos i wont talk and have a dry throat trying to be a nice girl or rather a shy and dull girl.

I MUST EAT AND DRINK

Eat jere OLE

Lieing to whom? You? You must be a serious joke. ya all should keep your low IQs to yourselves.

I go blow you oo

is he making sense? U won't take a date out on jogging except u met during a morning jog and u probably asked to jog together the next day. Or probably in a gym. But ask any girl out and go jogging? We got brains men!

True talk man.  He was trying to make me look like a kid, perhaps making the gurls look important . Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Sexkillz, in Hah! You must have stressed this Yim/skype thing a gazillion times at some point you started sounding like a broken record.

I dont get??

Guys take easy on him d poor fellow is jst mentally derailed dats all.
@ op i tnk u need a knock on your head.

Seriously, can a knock heal a mental derailed person?? # Did it really work for you 

Stop desplaying your illness here don't know there are girl who will go with you for a jogging even in your area?

If there was, cant find me here, yelling abt it . #Probably u cld b the one telling me some funny lies

Its true and the kind of wig these Nigerian girls would Wear look like one MINI CANOPY on their head

And the WIG self go fit cover heavy rain from touching their body

keep it clean and it wont happen again simple

Na wa for you oo . You just spoil my day .

Which one be ours or theirs? I will take invite ANY girls for a jogging anywhere. If u 're always with the impression that they are only after your food and drinks, they will definetly remain like that. The average Nigerian men caused all these problems coz they thinks they can always buy a woman they like with the little money in their pocket.

Abeg, do you have any of these gurls contact u've taken out fr a JOGGING for me??. I dont mind starting all over again with them . Please, just gve me make i friend them

Hello fellow NLers! I just need your advice on this issue. I have a girlfriend and nothing more to it. I have always loved her and i'm still loving her not because of a reason but an emotional feelings i have developed towards her. Though, i personally didn't expect deep relationship with her but later we found ourselves fall in love. We've been together almost 2 years now.

It just occurred to me later on that she is hiding some truth from me. She doesn't truly like open up to me until i pressurize her and after lots of nagging. Hound upon hound. I've said a lot of things to persuade her about being honest. Everyone (guys) is a friend to her. Because she keeps alot of male-friends as she called them. Anyway, i see nothing wrong with attitude of keeping male friends.

She gives guys too much audience. Sometimes, someone she called a friend will later be her regular caller on phone. And sometime she will be the first to beep, call or text that friends of her anytime she's less busy. I guess she takes pleasure in doing that.

But what baffle me most is that anytime i tried to let her realize her mistakes or tell her what i don't really like about her attitudes, she would say my assumptions about issues which surround the circumstances were wrong and that both major premises and minor premises which make the conclusion tangible were purely lies. For instance, i've caught her saving a guy's contact number with her aunt's name, sending messages upto 2, 3 pages almost everyday to a guy. And she said nothing is between them. Anyway, that has been resolved, she would still tell you that he's merely a friend. I understand. But what of a case when she was supposed to tell what really happened if she was asked of relationship with someone she had just met and exchanged a phone number with? She would either start to crying or get angry. What should i do? Should I be watchin all her attitudes and keep mute when she's done something so hurting? Or say it and make a cry?

Kamilu, what is the matter??

No i meant a brand new punnany.

Are you talking to me??

I usually take a girl out for jogging on a first date.

U mean ur blud sister??

naija girls too chop sef.just for a date she go dey order for[b] five plates of akpu[/b] and three plates of fried rice with goat head and chicken

^add fried snail on top

safe trip

Me and you. Innit? . Now kiss my forehead