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Romance / Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Telstar: 3:30pm On Jun 02, 2021
FreeSpirited:

U are a kid forming IndecentStar
Fvk you. Who are you calling a kid?
Romance / Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Telstar: 3:27pm On Jun 02, 2021
luminouz:


I saw you in my dreams last night. So I know what you did wink
Haha. You saw your girlfriend, not me.
Romance / Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Telstar: 3:11pm On Jun 02, 2021
luminouz:

U fuqin liar undecided
I did not. I just told you the gospel truth.
Romance / Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Telstar: 3:08pm On Jun 02, 2021
richmond500:
sexual discipline ko sexual agitation no.
Her lover isnt in town for weeks, these offshore workers can leave their houses for months, she is not a wood and she will feel hot, touching herself isn't a crime.

I can't remember when masturbation became a crime
Only in Africa, it seems like a big deal because what you guys think mostly is sex. If you can get your mind off, you can stay for months without having sex.
Romance / Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Telstar: 2:54pm On Jun 02, 2021
richmond500:
As long as he has no proof that she's servicing herself with another biological dick then she isn't a cheat.

Moreover someone seeing another dick is less likely to masturbate
It depends on how you feel about it. Someone who is sexually disciplined cannot do that. I haven't had sex for over six months now, yet I'm happy. Sometimes, sex is not all you need in life.

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Romance / Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Telstar: 2:21pm On Jun 02, 2021
Shalommy:
That guy is ungrateful. He should get her a nice Love Machine jare. What about guys that do soapy?
You also use dild.o? grin

You can never make it to heaven.
Romance / Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Telstar: 2:20pm On Jun 02, 2021
Shalommy:
That guy is ungrateful. He should get her a nice Love Machine jare. What about guys that do soapy?
You also use Love Machine?
Romance / Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Telstar: 2:05pm On Jun 02, 2021
FreeSpirited:
You no geh sense at all. So all the ones that don't have orgasm through penetration no dey wet?
If a woman is not screaming in pleasure and begging you for more during sex, she's not enjoying it. Some women fake orgasm but if you are doing the right, she'll tell you after the show.
Romance / Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Telstar: 2:00pm On Jun 02, 2021
Jerrychux18:
The truth is that 98% of Ladies who masturbate or indulge in self sexual satisfaction hardly reach orgasm with their man. Frequent stimulation of their genitals by females increases the likelihood of being sexually unsatisfied by any man
Yes. That is why you need to make a woman to become very wet, before you slot in cheesy cheesy otherwise she won't enjoy it.

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Romance / Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Telstar: 1:58pm On Jun 02, 2021
richmond500:
The man is stupid, what is wrong if a woman touches herself when her man isn't there?

She didn't cheat o
Hehe, how did you know she didn't cheat on him?
Romance / Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by Telstar: 1:56pm On Jun 02, 2021
Chukwute:
Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post Video On Social Media

A Nigerian offshore worker returned to find a huge cucumber hidden in his girlfriend’s cupboard after spending two weeks at work.

The landlady of the apartment that the lovers live in made good her threat by sharing the video of the incident on social media.

According to the distraught boyfriend, he came back from work to discover the huge cucumber wrapped inside a cond*m.

He told the landlady that he had caught the lady with a vibrator before but she denied doing anything with it.

He wondered if that was how she wants to be satisfying herself while always complaining that he does not.

She kept insisting that she doesn’t use the cucumber for anything despite the glaring evidence of cond*m on it.

Watch the video on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tv/CPnNIBwHmdq/?utm_medium=copy_link
Hehe. End time girlfriend. She probably used that to masturbate.
Politics / Re: Gulak Was Warned Against Going To Owerri But He Said ‘We Are All Nigerians’ by Telstar: 7:57am On Jun 02, 2021
wizygreat2000:
Play this games and thank me later
I told you and the match would end in a draw. And that was it. I predict games nicely.

My friend almost won close to 40m yesterday if not for her stupidity. I told her to put or draw on Poland against Russia but unfortunately, she didn't do that. She played Poland outright win.
Politics / Re: O.K Ugba's House, Cars Burnt In Abia. IPOB/ESN Accuse Him Of Installing Cameras by Telstar: 7:53am On Jun 02, 2021
rabzy:


Not only UN, nah UNESCO, what has UN ever done, what will UN come and do...what did they do in tigray, what did they do in Crimea, what have they done in Gaza..what did they do for roghinya, what have they done to Myanmar military Junta..you better prepare to go it alone and achieve it or lose it...that was how it was thought that the west and some foreign nations will come to the aid of the Biafran army....if you can't fight and achieve it yourself...better dey your dey...make people no come dey talk betrayal betrayal again
Go write it down. In 2023, there won't be any election in Nigeria.
Politics / Re: O.K Ugba's House, Cars Burnt In Abia. IPOB/ESN Accuse Him Of Installing Cameras by Telstar: 7:51am On Jun 02, 2021
Sunday2021:
coming from fools that celebrate terrorist when ever they killed our security personnels.
Fuvk you!! You are the one who is a fool.
Politics / Re: O.K Ugba's House, Cars Burnt In Abia. IPOB/ESN Accuse Him Of Installing Cameras by Telstar: 7:49am On Jun 02, 2021
Sunday2021:
You are deceiving your mother.
Fuvk you and fuvk your family.
Politics / Re: O.K Ugba's House, Cars Burnt In Abia. IPOB/ESN Accuse Him Of Installing Cameras by Telstar: 11:15pm On Jun 01, 2021
Litmus:


Come-on man, dont be naive! It’s not about Easterners alone just as it isn’t about Northerners alone. The fighting up north affects all of Nigeria locally and internationally. Locally the fighting in the NE affects Nigeria in the form of kidnapping, herdsmen and sundry trending insecurity of which Amotikon, ESN and even IPOB are a consequence. The fighting in the NE has resulted in increased poverty all over Nigeria by depriving other sectors of the economy investment spent on the military. Internationally, it has deprived Nigeria foreign investment. Growing insecurity in the East will also affect all Nigerians similarly and it is no point responding to this by saying, ‘why not let Biafra go’ just as it is no good saying, ‘why not let Bokoharam establish its caliphate out of parts of Nigeria’ as some have suggested.

It’s never about the East alone just as it isn’t about the North East alone. It is a matter for all Nigerians, whether we like it or not.
There won't be 2023 elections in Nigeria. Before then, UN would come to Nigeria. But the problem right now is that Nigerian government are bribing them heavily. The terrorist government is the problem not ESN or whatever group.
Politics / Re: O.K Ugba's House, Cars Burnt In Abia. IPOB/ESN Accuse Him Of Installing Cameras by Telstar: 11:04pm On Jun 01, 2021
sam564:
Very soon prominent politicians will vacate east and be rulling from afar!!!!!
Naija which way forward




I MOVE!!!!!
It's good. The eastern region does not allow criminals anymore.

Burn down everything and end Nigeria. That country is one of the most useless countries on earth. A country where criminals are being celebrated.
Politics / Re: Gulak Was Warned Against Going To Owerri But He Said ‘We Are All Nigerians’ by Telstar: 3:02pm On Jun 01, 2021
Skyfornia:
This country lacks intelligence...everything na analogue.
Nigeria already gone.
Politics / Re: Gulak Was Warned Against Going To Owerri But He Said ‘We Are All Nigerians’ by Telstar: 2:58pm On Jun 01, 2021
wizygreat2000:
Play this games and thank me later
LOL. Poland cannot defeat Russia. The match will end in a draw. Expect .
Politics / Re: Gunshots As Owerri Residents Run And Hide (Pictures, Video) by Telstar: 1:20pm On May 31, 2021
Hahahaha. Nigeria is now a jungle.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Telstar: 9:57pm On May 29, 2021
LesbianBoy:
Guys remember I said it

Villarreal vs Chelsea super cup

Give me my credit

grin grin grin grin grin grin
Another -4.5.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Telstar: 9:54pm On May 29, 2021
chinex104:
and I went to put over 2.5 on my ticket
That's crazy. It's always been -4.5.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Telstar: 9:53pm On May 29, 2021
Where's the guy who called me a Nairaland coach?

You see what happened to Man City finally? When I talk about football, you should keep quiet.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Telstar: 9:29pm On May 29, 2021
Where's that guy who called me Nairaland coach? You see what's happening now?
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Is Dating Ezenwa Chika Nerita (Photos) by Telstar: 2:46pm On May 28, 2021
EndRape2:
Most Nigerian guys, lack dignity , and value for women, they are getting what they desire from the girls, most of the girls behaviing like animals, were heart broken by guys, you remember that innocent girl, you broke her heart use and dump, she is the one dating your father now, and sleeping with your friends and cousins, because you made her a beast.

Hahahaha. I didn't dump anyone.





quote author=Telstar post=102124693]The ones you befriended, did you die for them? Stop talking nonsense.

Most Nigerian girls lack dignity.
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Is Dating Ezenwa Chika Nerita (Photos) by Telstar: 9:04pm On May 27, 2021
EndRape2:
You think is every woman that want money, or old men, stop fooling yourself, some women have dignity and self worth, they can not standd any man Maltreating them,


Any day any time, I will go for a young guy, that values and respect me, and treat me like an angel, what can ffk give that I do not have, I have my car, I have a good job, I can travel if I wish, for one seconds I can not stand men that cheats, I can not stand men that talk down on women, I can not stand men that feels women are trash and sex object, I will die for any man that respect and treat women well .


I can not even date a divource man, I can not share any man, God forbid.





quotee author=Telstar post=102115121]Forget about that. If FK asks you out, would you turn him down? That's the big question for you.

I'm pretty sure you won't.
The ones you befriended, did you die for them? Stop talking nonsense.

Most Nigerian girls lack dignity.
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Is Dating Ezenwa Chika Nerita (Photos) by Telstar: 3:10pm On May 27, 2021
godlessmind:


My brother Igbo women are naturally beautiful TBH.....
Yeah, our girls are pretty. My friend from New Zealand has been asking me to hook him up with one lately.

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Is Dating Ezenwa Chika Nerita (Photos) by Telstar: 3:02pm On May 27, 2021
pacespot:
Na this kind slim girl you no go need hand to open that thing before you enter, before she open her laps, the thing don open yakata.
Bad guy. Slim girls are sweet. So sweet.

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Is Dating Ezenwa Chika Nerita (Photos) by Telstar: 3:01pm On May 27, 2021
miky:
Women will do anything for a man with Money, even to the detriment of herself.

I know this chick knows how ffk treated his other side piece.. smh
That chick is damn pretty. I wonder how doggy would be. FK is really enjoying hot chicks over there.

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Is Dating Ezenwa Chika Nerita (Photos) by Telstar: 2:57pm On May 27, 2021
EndRape2:
He was dating this one behind his wife, it will end in premium tears again, when a man is mentally sick, he is mentally sick, they are all coming to eat from his money, none love him, the only woman that trully love a man is , his first wife that married him, or dated him when he has nothing, once he has money, all the women want is just the money, , once the money stop love stop,
most of this lady will kill him sef. Fear ladies that are after married men, fear ladies that knows you have a wife and they are claiming to love you, most of them are demonic and posses.










uotee author=EcoBrick post=102112191]

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/5/lib-exclusive-femi-fani-kayode-finds-love-again-meet-his-new-boo-nerita-photos.html
Forget about that. If FK asks you out, would you turn him down? That's the big question for you.

I'm pretty sure you won't.

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Is Dating Ezenwa Chika Nerita (Photos) by Telstar: 2:52pm On May 27, 2021
Hashabiah:
Some women are not ashamed of having affairs with their father's mate
Why should they be ashamed of that? Women are always desperate for money. So, keep your money and let them chase it. Be strong and respectful. grin

She looks good anyway.

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