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Romance / Re: Propose Where We Can Knack Immediately — Nurse Tells Future Husband by Telstar: 5:05pm On Apr 15, 2021
BigYash:
Propose no be marriage bros.. Imagine like 50 propose after backing them move ahead.. How her life go come be. Truth is that's not nice of her to say.. Considering the society we are in over here.. No be white country she dey o,abi na oyinbo land she dey?
One of the ways to get a man is to be good on bed. Once a lady is good at giving different positions and also could moan loud, OMG cheesy It will make the man feel good.
Romance / Re: Propose Where We Can Knack Immediately — Nurse Tells Future Husband by Telstar: 5:00pm On Apr 15, 2021
Chukwute:
Propose where we can knack immediately — Lady begs future husband not to engage her publicly

A Nigerian lady, Nurse Christyne has sent words across to her future husband on the kind of proposal that she expects for her engagement.

Taking to her Twitter page, she disclosed that she’s not in for any form of public engagement because she would like to “knack” with her man immediately after the proposal.



https://twitter.com/Flowzz001/status/1381887958983266304?s=19
Nigerian men love sex a lot. I could recall a hotel I lodged in Lagos, I couldn't sleep that night. A particular lady was just moaning. She was just moaning so loud. grin

Next morning, I requested to change my room.

She would surely get someone who's gonna propose to her but not sure if the union would last.
Romance / Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by Telstar: 11:31am On Apr 15, 2021
HenryDion:
My friend, to be frank with you, you're too smart to be friends with a retard like that.

Such a person can never contribute to your growth as a person, but rather drain and slow you down with their problems and ignorance.

He's more like a parasite, and you are the host, ensuring he survive.

Dump his ass, and up your network. Go and make friends with people who challenges you.

I'm sure you otondo friend of yours can't even put together a sentence. Who knows, maybe you were even the virtual assistant, seeing even the nudes cheesy

Bad guy..

You can even improve your writing skills, and make out something better.

Please, make friends with people that challenge and intimidate you, not dullards.

I can't believe people as dumb as your friend exist.

Strange world!
Hahahahahaha.
Romance / Re: My Experience With A Bitch In Lagos(rate Me If I'm At Fault) by Telstar: 11:08am On Apr 15, 2021
officialmario:
About few years ago when i was staying alone at mokola in ibadan, i had a school mate who came to stay with me, when this guy was with me, he met a lady on facebook, kenny by name. My friend really love this babe despite the fact that they have nt met physically my guy has fallen deeply in love with this babe, maybe because the babe is beautiful.
Then one day, the girl called my friend and said the lagos state govt has mark their house for demolition and that they are planning to pull down their building, and he told my friend to pls help her with 20k to bribe the engineer, and promise to pay back when her father returned from travel, my guy quickly transfer the 20k to her with the hope of getting it back. I was seriously mad with my friend for acting like a fool, on several occassion this girl will just bill my friend and within three week my guy has spent over 40k for this babe, what a mess! Many times i would scold my friend for sending cash to the girl you met on facebook, but just bcuz of nude pics...
Wrapped with a chick? cheesy Drama, drama, drama.

That money is enough for her bride price.
Career / Re: Your Experiences With Chinese Bosses As Nigerians by Telstar: 3:51pm On Apr 14, 2021
HRSweetness:
I haven't had a Chinese boss before. I have only worked with them on projects. They are hard workers, detailed and have low morals (encouraged by the Nigerian way of doing business).

You see that mini black bag they carry to offices where they have interests, you guessed right. It is filled with lipsrsealed
LOL...you look cool! Are you married?
Politics / Re: Chidozie Ojobor: Buhari Rejected Scholarship List Because No Northerner On It by Telstar: 7:19pm On Apr 13, 2021
Yes, he rejected one of my friends. Nigeria can never get better. It's an insane country with an incompetent president.
Sports / Re: Tuchel: Now Is The Time For Chelsea To Win The Champions League by Telstar: 12:16pm On Apr 13, 2021
twodee75:


Is your name Joseph?... You better wake up from your dream... Tell me your midfielder that can match that Real Madrid midfielders or defense even attacks... Is better you focus on your birthright.... Tpp 4
Hahahaha.
Romance / Re: She Wants To Kill Me Before My Time by Telstar: 10:24am On Apr 13, 2021
OP, give me the girl's digits.
Celebrities / Re: Nuella Njubigbo And Tchidi Chikere Unfollow Each Other. Sophie Williams Reacts by Telstar: 9:55am On Apr 13, 2021
meobizy:
They subconsciously do this to prove the haters right. The bad news appears, they post a video to shame the haters, a few months later they can’t hold the facade anymore then the matrimony breaks down. When all is said and done, they release statements claiming that the marriage was a prison and the acts of love publicized were in protest of the inevitable.
Who cares really? Men and women have problems.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend EX Is Texting Me by Telstar: 9:41am On Apr 13, 2021
With this kind of English? OMG, they can only attract low quality girls.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend EX Is Texting Me by Telstar: 7:51am On Apr 13, 2021
Education in Nigeria is a total disaster. Take a look at what a graduate wrote here.
Sports / Re: Umar Sadiq €60m Move To Bayern Munich by Telstar: 6:41pm On Apr 09, 2021
Emperormartin:
I'm seeing this guy replacing Musa in our SE team. As Musa himself replaced Garba lawal.
RIP English.
Politics / Re: Any Woman Will Want To Associate With My Husband -Aisha Buhari by Telstar: 4:32pm On Apr 09, 2021
PrinceMajestic:
I thought you guys have been saying the first lady said "that man in aso rock is not her husband "? So who is she glorifying like this now? Una go dey talk anyhow
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The main reason you go to school or went to school is to have common sense.

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Politics / Re: Any Woman Will Want To Associate With My Husband -Aisha Buhari by Telstar: 4:28pm On Apr 09, 2021
PrinceMajestic:
I thought you guys have been saying the first lady said "that man in aso rock is not her husband "? So who is she glorifying like this now? Una go dey talk anyhow
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She's just covering up. With common sense, you ought to have known Nigeria does not have a leader.

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Politics / Re: Any Woman Will Want To Associate With My Husband -Aisha Buhari by Telstar: 4:25pm On Apr 09, 2021
dreadsbee:
Covering up for the absent imposter.
Imagine how can your wife be doing a book lunch and you will absent saying you are resting. Hmmm!
Even the so called First Lady has been in Dubai for Month.

No truth again even from the media and if you want to talk they will block you

It is certain that, a particular set of group from the North has told her to say something to cover up.

Dear Lord pls expose and scatter them.
With these people this country can't be good with this jokers
Yeah, there's communication gap between those two. That man in Aso Rock is an imposter. Nigeria does not have a leader.
Politics / Re: Any Woman Will Want To Associate With My Husband -Aisha Buhari by Telstar: 4:17pm On Apr 09, 2021
Is it the Buhari 2015 or the current imposter? That woman is so senseless.
Romance / Re: Uncletochii: My Girlfriend Sleeps On Floor With Me, I'm Broke, She Didn't Leave by Telstar: 4:01pm On Apr 09, 2021
Laturuturu:
You Bleep her for floor
Bad boy

You only think about sex and that's not good. grin
Romance / Re: Uncletochii: My Girlfriend Sleeps On Floor With Me, I'm Broke, She Didn't Leave by Telstar: 3:58pm On Apr 09, 2021
Voy:
show us ur babe bro
Hahaha. Does he really have a girlfriend?
Romance / Re: Uncletochii: My Girlfriend Sleeps On Floor With Me, I'm Broke, She Didn't Leave by Telstar: 3:56pm On Apr 09, 2021
She's probably a good girl.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Misbehaving by Telstar: 3:46pm On Apr 07, 2021
HRMK:
obviously,one of the lazy youths buhari was talking abt!go all out to hustle for money!no lady ignores a #moneybag!!
That's right.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Misbehaving by Telstar: 3:09pm On Apr 07, 2021
rioemmanuel:
If you have a Facebook account you can spare
Send me a message on WhatsApp
I’m buying them all now. I’m buying for 1,000 Naira each

I need the Facebook to run paid advert (it is not for fraudulent activities) and more so, you will still have full access to your account anytime you want to.

I’m buying for 1,000 Naira each

WhatsApp on >>> 08096468885
1k? Gosh, are you totally out of your mind?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Misbehaving by Telstar: 3:06pm On Apr 07, 2021
Man, why don't you look for another girl?
Politics / Re: Panic As Bombs Hit Gunmen’s Hideouts, FG Goes After IPOB by Telstar: 9:28am On Apr 07, 2021
LuQuLuQu:
Gradually they're building up a more vicious rag tag group down south...BH dey learn work for where this group dey

Why bombing already?
Hahahaha. BH cannot defeat those guys in Southsouth and Southeast.
Politics / Re: Ehime Mbano Imo Police Station Burnt By Gunmen by Telstar: 9:13pm On Apr 06, 2021
Nigeria needs to totally burn down so that these politicians holding that country wouldn't take their citizens for a ride anymore.
Romance / Re: We Realized Am 3yrs Older And He Is Withdrawn. How Do I Say I Already Let Go by Telstar: 1:17pm On Apr 06, 2021
EmGeee:


Really?
Yeah grin

How old is he?
Romance / Re: We Realized Am 3yrs Older And He Is Withdrawn. How Do I Say I Already Let Go by Telstar: 1:12pm On Apr 06, 2021
EmGeee:
I met this guy, he turns out a very nice guy very matured said he was interested in everything about me like that serious then we realized am 3yrs older.. kinda weird and I sense he is now withdrawn, I understand and already let go so how best do I let him know that I understand. Just so he doesn't feel he did me wrong, so he will stop calling me up randomly in entanglement


I think what I tagged matured could be discipline, he is quite disciplined... had to even let him know he was beginning to act up. On one occasion he called and along the discussion he was gisting me about a special Abacha joint and promised to take me there, then on another occasion I called to check on him then asked what he had for dinner... he told me off 'that we shouldn't be wasting our airtime on such matters'. We started on a good note then it began to hurt so I had to let go in my mind just want him to know I understand
I just feel he isn't sure and don't know how to open up probably not to hurt me so just want to let him know am cool with his stance so we both just move on
LOL. What a funny post.
Romance / Re: Going On Dates With Guys That Are Not Your Boyfriend by Telstar: 10:09am On Apr 06, 2021
Nazgul:

The respect she accords to you is what motivates you to pay her bride price.

If a girl I'm dating is going on several dates with random guys, why should I wife her when I know that she's just an inch away from cheating on me?

Paying of bride price is done when a girl proves to you beyond every reasonable doubt that she's mentally, emotionally, financially, socially...etc ready to respect spend the rest of her life with you regardless of whatever options she has out there.
Totally agree with you.

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Fashion / Re: Kleopatra Vargas Wins Miss Toddler USA America Nation 2021 by Telstar: 6:35pm On Apr 05, 2021
I know the family very well.

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Romance / Re: Bad Bitch Or Good Girl? by Telstar: 12:37am On Apr 03, 2021
I prefer good girls to bad girls. I've got no time for drama queens.

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Romance / Re: This Lady Is Trying To Embarass Me In Front Of My Family by Telstar: 7:59pm On Apr 01, 2021
Csami:


That part caught my attention too.
24 - 6 = 18
if secondary school takes 6 years, it means Op finished at age 12. Got admitted into uni immediately, finished at age 16/17. Wow!
Went ahead to work for his imaginary uncle while managing his imaginary 350k per month business. Got his imaginary colleague pregnant while cheating on his imaginary girlfriend.

Kid grow up! We're not all as gullible as you think, !diot.

Yeah...that's a fabricated story right there. I really cannot fathom why people fabricate stories on here?
Celebrities / Re: #BuhariMustGo: Tacha Blasts Nigerians Trending "Buhari Must Go" Online by Telstar: 7:45pm On Apr 01, 2021
vRendoh:


Her odour choke you!
Seriously she make sense and the issue of odour is not necessary.
No sense at all. In Nigeria, votes don't count and that is why the youths are tired of these unscrupulous elements.

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