Catfishing:
I want him as a friend.

I'm 28 and he is 23....the relationship will probably crumble due to certain issue.

You're 28?

lkillbrokehoes:
Sharap there. you talk too much, stop misusing space

Take it easy man.

Kent2020:
Hahahah,thank you..We can be first nairaland couple.

I could recall when I was a youngster, a lot of fine girls used to come to our house to see my sister, I really enjoyed. And sometimes, I would bribe my sister to invite the particular one I love most.

Kent2020:

Lol,shay I non go marry nill?I just like the way she picked her choice that's why.

Hahaha. Go ahead then. Enjoy the fruit of your labour.

Kent2020:

Can we meet?08047144424
WhatsApp

Hahaha. People are busy commenting but you are busy hopping girls?

donstan18:


Reading this actually got me so pissed...


If at this point as a young man, you don’t know that Nigerian “Girlfriends” are packaged prostitutes, then you are very stupid and clueless.

That is correct. This is particularly why I do not give them my digits.

lilije:

Stressing him you said?

This is a guy that did not show much care after telling him I lost my elder sister. The news of my sister's death was broken to me a Thursday, I called him that Thursday evening after telling him about what happened earlier that day but he didn't take my calls. I was down just needed someone to console me since I wasn't home but he wouldn't take his calls.

In fact, I don break up finish

Hahaha. You made me laugh. You don't sound like a smart lady. Obviously, he is taking advantage of that.

Doncyn:
I don't wanna read other people's comment but just write my own .
Please better call it a quit because he is married.d younger brother na his wife oky

LOL!!

lilije:
I have been dating this guy for close to three months now. At first, we would talk and chat late at night but all of a sudden, he told me about his younger brother who just came back from school. Since then, he doesn't take or return my calls when he's home. He visits my place often but wouldn't want me to visit his. I have complained about his attitude but he has refused to change. I'm thinking of calling it a quit. Your candid advice please.

What you need is common sense. That's person is not his brother but another woman.

bigpicture001:


OK.. No p... Me am full of love, but I no get money

Hahahahaha.

OP makes a lot of noise. Is he the only AA genotype here?

There would be no more Nigeria soon. The West are already discussing about it.

franchasng:
That's all we ask for.


Tired of being in one country with people whose only concern in life is to cram and recite quoran, force others to join their religion through violence and killings, and then plot how to grab power and remain in power to continue looting natural resources and share meagre to those they made poor.



We need to go and build our dream country that will be completely based on merit and competition. A country that will be driven by technology and innovation looking up to technologically developed nations like China, Germany, France, Japan, South Korea, etc and not trying to be like backward thinking Middle East countries who rely only on natural resources to loot and share and claim their country is developed without any indigenous manpower or human development to Mann it.

Absolutely!

They would revenge this killing. Those living in that community should leave as soon as possible.

Most Nigerian girls are opportunistic. That's why we barely date them.

Cousin9999:


That's true, but to coach at this level you need to know the game, athletes, the clubs, and etc in a way I doubt this guy does. Hopefully, the fact that he has a lot to prove makes him do something great.

When Special One was appointed, did you believe that he would ever fail?

Hintona:
So, I showed this list to my cousin yesterday and she was shouting, I don't understand there are just 7 points on the list.

My own that has 30 points what would she do?

Below is the list of the qualities my friend wants in a man, she says people are laughing at her list and she doesn't like it. So I asked her to snap the list and send it to me so I can ask nairalanders if her standards are too high.

As for me I don't see anything wrong with the list.

People have their preferences.

1. He must be extremely wealthy (I'm talking Dangote wealthy).

2. He must be loyal, kind and very generous.

3. He must be more famous that Christiano Ronaldo.

4. He must dedicate more than 12 hours of his day to me.

5. He must love and value me above every thing or person.

6. Must be more handsome than Adonis.

7. Above all he must be rich.

Are her standards too high?

No, it's not. The big question is, what can she offer in return?

She is not a virgin.

Coaching is not about age but ideas.

D6thSense:
I pray for Regina and the Fibroid operation she is undertaking. Save this young woman and remove the weight of foolishness in her life. As the fibroid is removed from her, let her stupidity and lifetime mistakes be removed too. Thank you for answering my prayers. Amen!

Damn! Fibroid? At this young age?

ersonleads:
Good morning! I'm a guy who is really disturbed on a very pressing issue concerning a girl I've never met myself but my parents did. It all started on a faithful day when my parents went out to get something, they met a beautiful girl & they eventually approached her & talked to her cos of how decent she's looking. she gave my parents her number so as to give me their Son. my parents actually wants the best girl for me.
when they got home, they gave me her number & I actually saw her on WhatsApp, start talking & all. The girl is actually what Every responsible man needs. she's, beautiful, soft spoken and have all the good traits to make a good wife. She is still a student though.
But, I later found out she's into a serious relationship after some time on WhatsApp & call. she really doesn't chat with me much or even if I call she rarely picks. Her boyfriend is always around her close marking her. then, I initially gave up cos she really doesn't even want to come see me for the first time at least so she can @ least see me in person & we talk since we have become mere friends. for months upon months(4months), I've been a friend zone on WhatsApp cos she is well mannered & doesn't wants to double date. she still doesn't wants to come & see me in person cos she is faithful. But are always close marking (clinging boyfriend) doesn't see it. she Even gave me her boyfriend last 2 numbers sometime ago that if he calls I should not pick. Was surprised cos we just friends & I don't call/ chat her often. It was always rare cos she has a guy & she is faithful. I actually told her that it makes no sense in what he does cos I even barely called her. she doesn't even pick my calls most times.Within me I said what kind of a clinging & no trust guy he is.
Just 2wks ago, she was sick & I asked what happened, she told me malaria & typhoid. she later told me she's facing heart break also. Her guy cheated on her with another girl she knows. I had to send money to her to buy fruits. I've been consoling her as a friend & we became more close the past few weeks. I'm on my leave @ d moment, really had time chatting & calling her & we planning to see. she actually told me her guy cheated on her with a girl she knows cos she doesn't want to have sex with him.
yesterday, she was telling me about the guy coming to beg her & for them to come back & that the guy has been begging her friends @ school to talk to her. now she said she wants to be going to school from home cos she doesn't want to be seeing the guy daily cos memory of the past flashes back. Then I told her, if he is actually ur ex as you have said why you allowing him disturb your sanity? Do you wanna be going to school from home cos of someone that doesn't deserve you? I con ask am if e rent the house for you? she said No.
I'm actually becoming fond of this girl.she is a good person & soft spoken. cannot you see the guy is taking Advantage of her good nature? I told her yesterday to choose between Sanity & heart breaks. You can imagine she is scared to stay in school hostel cos she doesn't want to be seeing the guy daily. We are suppose to see this week I've not seen her in person before Now that oga dey put pressure for her body again. she actually told me it's her first relationship and I can relate. she actually needs time to heal.The guy is actually using Advantage of her simplicity. Why will you want to be going from home cos of fear of not seeing a guy that broke your heart. She needs confident to stand on her ground. What can I do cos I'm beginning to like her person on phone call & Whatsapp. I really want to see her. I really felt bad yesterday for her saying she wants to go from home to school for sometime cos the guy will be disturbing her & she can't stand it cos I understand it's her first relationship. Plz help

Hahaha. She already tricked you to make you believe that she's a good girl but unfortunately, you fell for that.

You aren't street smart.

sirjamesjnr:
Why did those gorgeous women decide to date you?

I don't know.

Call girl.

sirjamesjnr:
She state what she is and all you could do is to display a low life attitude. Do you know her?

I don't really care about that. I've dated gorgeous women.

AsherAmari:
You can take the lead by first telling us why you're stuck with the person you're dating.
List the qualities let's take it from there.

Modified

Here are mine.
1. I have high moral standards
2. I'm very hard-working and industrious
3. I have a kind heart
4. I'm fun to be with. As in.. no dull
moments as I can maintain a good
convo flow.
5. Im teachable and always willing to
learn.
6. I'm beautiful both inwardly and
outwardly.
7. I forgive and try to forget wrongs done
to me as much as I can.
8. I got so many skills like Production of cosmetics eg skincare and haircare products, toiletries, cooking and baking. In fact, I'm a caterer . For me these are all like hobbies and a job cos I can also monetize them.
9. I'm a very neat person as I'm hygiene conscious and keep my sorroundings clean.

I think these are enough reasons.

Cc: sirjamesjnr

LOL

SUCKCESSFUL:
Simp.

A 19 year old "extremely beautiful" girl billed you 150k and you're not happy you said no?
A girl who loves you will not ignore you because you didn't meet her freaky demand. Is she an orphan?
It's funny how guys personalize girls responsibilities while the babe is living carefree.
You'll be battling depression while she's twerking and updating status on WhatsApp, looking for other simps to liquidate.

Transfer that money to your mom or a sibling and see how accomplished you'll feel (if you have it).
I don't regret anything I do for family because they'll always be there for you.

Sepu aka na mmanya na Nwanyi ma oburu na ichoro iba uru.

Hahahahaha. Grab them by the pussy.

Muna4real:


The truth is that if you ever see me in real life, you will kiss my feet and worship the ground I walk on.

OMG

I never had a girlfriend during the NYSC but had three hot looking girls who came to look for me. My nigga was like guy, you're really enjoying. I asked him if he liked one of the girls, he said yes, then I gave him one of the girls

After camp, he called me and was like bad guy, that babe was really sweet.

You've been enjoying life since without letting me know.

PrimadonnaO:
I stayed in camp for only about 5 days, and ran back to the then LOML!

But in those four days, there was one "semi-rich" aboki that exchanged jungle boots with me. He was chyking back to back and always paying for my mami-market meals.

He must have thought he had seen one gullible Southern girl.

He didn't know when I left the camp.

Clever girl.

Liposure:
if you can moan to the high heavens, you have me

Hahahaha. Can you last long?

BigYash:
I personally no dey use that one judge bros. Before she good for bed like that,you know how many coach train her? You go fit do wetin all those coaches do? As soon as you no fit do wetin those coaches do,she go start fall out. Before you go know,you don dey pay another man pikin school fee,thinking say na ur pikin. No be by good for bed bros.. Sex no be everything for marriage..

That's why you have to be good on bed too. Women love good sex.