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Story, story.... Story

Baby mama is surely the best
Tested and trusted. NAFDAC approved

For say na Southwest, your skull for don dey make headies
Be careful out there

Black diamond

Coool

It should also be tested in Lagos

Probably they brought good tidings from Buhari to him

See Prophet T.B Joshua

Why are Biafrans then still hell-bent on land grabbing?
Oh so you can escape to Barcelona

Biafra is like jumping from frying pan to fire
Hopeless land grabbers. Continue dreaming by the time you wake up with the recent gullying ravaging the East, you'll find yourself hopping on trees

Hahahaaa.....
Land grabbers
Your wedging your freedom on suppressing and oppressing others

Ishilove:
Heh. You have life all figured out, huh?

Lol....
Please allow her to detest the freedom she so .... craves for by herself

Yemialade:
I am a fashion designer so bros concerning financial issue,i can never go broke cause i have a system to financial freedom.i can neuer retmain poor when i am industrous.

No one is asking you to go broke
I bet even Dangote is missing the refuge, warmth and security of his parents house. There's really no place like home dear

I swear, u no get problems.
See as u just dey oil ur mouth dey go
Instead of u to pray to God make u no spend one decade post-nysc sucking it mama breast u come dey yab satan
So you think after nysc you're financially free? Sister, even marriage no fit endear u d guts to survive dis mission impossible cos na now reality go settle in making it Papa house ur sole refuge.
Even though u no appreciate it parents now, it's better u begin to plan to
Soon na dem go dey push u out n u no go gree

Jaika:
I don't count. But I'm pretty sure it varies from time to time

Nice meeting you

Apologize:
Because of people like you Crime Section exist.

No be angels first open crime section?
I sure say even your girlfriend na criminal. You go soon find out

Jaika:
Aii. Maybe later. I'm a girl tho

I can only suspect you to be, for now
Oya make I sreen you:
How many days does it takes you to ovulate, before your period starts?

Bonnywest:
See uncle wey mumu,
@Op, my brother don't be discouraged by your security work, look out for better options out there while u keep your job as much as you can. Your levels will change one day, not just & empty hope, it will. Don't let any1 look down on you, your job doesn't define you. You are unique and the greatness in you will soon shine. I'm waiting to read your testimony of 100% turn around so we celebrate together. May God favour you.

Op, abeg make you borrow this youngling your mai-guard suit see whether em go gree nack am waka go bus stop
For you to excel in this country you must get link abi na connection. With that your Jersey even Satan go fear link you to one of the fallen angels

truespeak:
You see the options left to you idiots when you have planted shit in the garden called earth and you expect to get goods.

You and all your likes, shall surely come to your expected end!

Continue hiding in your sins while poverty dey carry you do target practice
Even your pastor na money para :omake am dey wear sweat drenched suit on a sunny afternoon

Ladipamela:
I meant u'll count in your subconscious mind

So at the count of 10 I'll have to loop back like CD wey scratch or like a stammerer?
When you provoke me, it'll be in your best interest to remember wetin corona don teach us by maintaining social distancing

AdaoraJoy:
Corona is not ending any time soon.
We should learn to live with it.
Lockdown isn't helping matter either.





I am +1 today!!

I wish myself and other nairalanders celebrating today a happy birthday

By the powers vested I hearby subtract 1 year from your age forever, as corona don lock you down
Mama d mama claim am, oya can I hear Amen...

AdaoraJoy:
Thank u dear

Happy Birthday dear madam, may you never grow old but live long like Methusalla

By the time you hit 40s man will be interested in servicing you?
Guy forget say you like sex, if dem pack all d konji wey dey woman body nack you, wallahi you go craze

They are mostly evening newspapers trying to avoid the night stand
Thus it's better to bear the tag 'WORK IN PROGRESS' as they strive daily keeping a straight face

How can you tell if a lady is God fearing